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Chapter 539: The Power of Snake Grass Water

Seeing that Vardy finally entered the court in a mess, his teammates laughed again and their stomachs hurt. They had never encountered such a thing before after playing football for so many years.

Since Vardy arrived, I feel that life has been much more exciting. What I have experienced in this half season has even surpassed the entire career before.

Of course, Vardy was very upset. Although it was because of his own mistake, is it really necessary to be so serious about this issue?

I have clearly recognized me, but do you still have to go to the police station to issue a certificate proof that "I am me"?

It's really outrageous.

Vardy was very unhappy, so he naturally had to vent his unhappy emotions on his opponents, so the CSKA was in trouble!

Just two minutes into the game, Vardy and Stankovic cooperated on the right and broke into the penalty area. They shot with their left foot and directly broke through the goal of the CSKA Moscow. At that time, the entire stadium was silent and did not react. There were even many fans who did not have time to enter the stadium.

I believe that when these fans walked into the stadium, they found that the team was already behind, and they didn’t know what kind of mood they would be.

This is not the end. Ten minutes later, Vardy continued to collide with Figo on the left, but was finally put down by his opponent on the penalty area line, creating a free kick with a good position.

Vardy took the penalty himself, the full moon scimitar reappeared, and the ball drew a terrible arc and went straight into the dead corner of the goal.

In just less than 15 minutes, Inter Milan, who played away, had already led two goals. With this result, home fans felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly.

Of course, if they knew that Vardy broke out so much just because he was stopped off the court by the security guards, they didn't know how they would feel.

As the first half was about to end, Vardy broke through from the left and made a cross from the bottom, giving Ibrahimovic assists, and Inter Milan also entered the intermission with a score of 3:0.

The CSKA Moscow has no power to fight back at all. The quick and simple attack has no penetration in front of Inter Milan's midfield. It usually does not require a defense line and has been easily resolved.

In the second half, CSKA Moscow had completely given up its counterattack and defended with all its might just to lose less face, but Inter Milan had no intention of giving them face at all.

In the 67th minute, Vardy finally scored a hat trick before receiving a cross from Figo. At this time, his unhappiness was finally vented.

But the CSKA Moscow is almost crying. Should I be so cruel?

Inter Milan is really unreasonable now. Whether in the Serie A or the Champions League, it still maintains an impressive record of winning all the money, and even its opponents are difficult to pose too much threat to Inter Milan.

In Serie A, except Roma, Inter Milan did not encounter decent opponents, and it is understandable that they have strong strength. However, in the Champions League group stage, even if the opponents in the same group are not giants, they are also elite teams in major leagues. They also compete for the Champions League qualification in the Serie A.

But in front of Inter Milan, it is still destroyed. No matter who you are, it will be abusive.

Inter Milan has begun to appear as the big devil in football, and the gods are retreating!

In the end, Inter Milan defeated CSKA Moscow with five goals and left Russia with a fierce victory.

The three consecutive wins in the Champions League group stage have given Inter Milan a great advantage in the group situation. It may even be that as long as he wins CSKA at home in the next round, Inter Milan may lock in the first place in the group two rounds ahead of schedule. This is by no means an achievement that can be easily accomplished.

If that is true, Inter Milan can transfer all his energy to the Serie A before February. Maybe by the time the Champions League knockout season begins, Inter Milan has secured the Serie A championship.

Of course, the media revealed that Vardy was stopped outside the court by home security staff in this game, which made the fans very happy after dinner.

"It doesn't work. You can't even get into the stadium. Don't say you're a big star in the future!"

"Sure enough, the security system of the combat nation is strong, and it will not work if anyone comes!"

"I thought Vardy, this funny guy, would turn into a big shot in women's clothing, and it was so boring!"

......

The first thing I did when I returned to my home in Milan was to check the mail package. His snake grass water arrived.

Of course, this was not what he planned to drink by himself. He didn't have such a heavy taste. This was prepared for Balotelli. If he didn't teach that bastard a lesson, Vardy felt angry.

The next day, Vardy moved a box of snake grass water to the car and drove to the Inter Milan training base.

The old man in the doorman felt strange when he saw Vardy holding a box of water. He wondered, is Inter Milan now so poor that he even needs the water he drinks during training?

The teammates were also very puzzled, not knowing what the Valdy gourd was sold.

Looking at Balotelli with a giggle, Vardy opened the packaging box and threw it to Bashen a bottle.

"Drink it, and after we get rid of it, the grudge between us will be wiped out!"

Ba Shen fiddled with this bottle of snake grass water back and forth. Although he couldn't understand the Chinese cube characters, he knew that this thing was a commodity and was made and sold.

Vardy actually spared himself so easily and let him drink a drink?

After all, this is also a type of beverage. No matter how difficult it is, it cannot be drunk anywhere. After all, it is made and sold. It is too difficult. Who can buy it?

The company is not bankrupt yet?

Without thinking too much, Balotelli thought that Vardy was just giving him a step, so he opened the bottle mouth very simply, raised his head and started pouring it into his mouth!

Then, there is nothing!

Balotelli spits out as much as he pours into his mouth, and then even breakfast rushes out of his stomach and spits all over the floor.

At that moment, Balotelli felt that his entire soul seemed to have been sublimated.

Perhaps, this is how it feels to ascense!

Balotelli swears that he has never drunk such a bad water when he grows up. Is this thing poison?

His whole face turned green and showed a poisoned color. If he hadn't had a good physique, he might have died of poison.

The other teammates actually always had the mentality of watching the fun. When they thought, this drink might not be bad. I'm afraid Vardy just wanted Balotelli to drink the whole box and fill it with a big belly.

But Balotelli's reaction shocked them all.

Damn, what's this thing?

I actually vomited after taking a sip, and I really vomited!

Although Balotelli is young, he has always had a strong taste and can't even bear it?

Perhaps seeing the curious look of his teammates, Vardy smiled and reached out to make a gesture of invitation.

"You can also try it. The weakly alkaline water is good for health!"

Although we knew that Vardy was absolutely malicious, everyone was a little unbelievable, so we took a bottle of snake grass water and started to try it.

Two minutes later, everyone's faces were green, the entire locker room was covered in filth, they vomited, and the whole thing became like hell on earth.

The power of snake grass water caused the entire Inter Milan first team to collapse.

The entire locker room was filled with all kinds of criticism from F, and I wanted to overturn the roof.

Mancini felt strange, pushed the door open and walked into the locker room, and was stunned for a moment.

"Call an ambulance quickly, everyone is poisoned!" Mancini roared and ran out quickly.

It’s no wonder that Mancini had this reaction, because the scene in front of him really wouldn’t give him any other associations.

Finally, the whole morning of training was gone, and the team members lay weakly in the physiotherapy room, feeling the different life brought to them by the snake grass water.

Vardy didn't expect that the matter would be so big, and curiosity killed the cat. Can he blame him?

However, when other players recovered to participate in training in the afternoon, Vardy did not participate in training because they collectively caught him before others started training, almost beating him up so hard that he couldn't take care of himself. At this time, Vardy was lying in the corner of the training ground and moaning.

If the lawn mowing manicurist had not discovered him, he would have probably found a body here in two days.

However, unexpectedly, because of Vardy's funnyness, the snake grass water actually spread in a small range and gradually expanded to the entire Europe.

The opportunity for circulating is also very simple. When Inter Milan players hold parties, snake grass water has become a must-have, of course not for drinking, but for pranks or as punishment for game failure.

Then it spread to ten or hundreds of people. Soon, the name of Snake Grass Water was well known.

Of course, this reputation may not be a good reputation. Think about the power of snake grass water, those who have tasted it will be worse than death.

The manufacturer of Laoshan Snake Grass Water never expected that the snake grass water, which was not very popular in China, began to become popular in Europe, and its export volume increased greatly, and it was almost becoming a national brand enterprise.

Vardy even felt that it would not be too much to ask for some advertising fees by himself.

However, what surprised Vardy for a moment was that someone could tolerate the smell of snake grass water, and it was so sweet.

This person is nothing else, but Thornton, Vardy's younger brother Balotelli's younger brother.

Is there any problem with this guy's taste nervous system?

According to Balotelli, Thornton specially ordered several meals of snake grass water and placed it at home and drank it as water. He was already in love with the taste.

Sure enough, the world is so big that Valdy feels that a person likes snake grass water is as terrifying as he likes a man.

What’s even more interesting is that at many parties, because Thornton was soaking in snake grass that he was not changing his face, that countless girls were crazy about him, and this guy almost turned into a stallion.

Alas, species are different. Perhaps Vardy and Thornton are not the same species. As for whether there is an evolutionary relationship between the two species, if you want to get the answer, you must first learn "The Origin of Species".

However, Vardy felt that Thornton was the one who had evolved, otherwise how could this guy have such a strong resistance!
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