Chapter 518 Who Are We Caddy?
Doni's confused look really made Vardy laugh. This guy is definitely qualified to be a mascot.
Inter Milan won the Italian Super Cup championship in this almost absurd way. Speaking of which, everyone thinks it’s a bit ridiculous!
The Italian Football Association officials were amused and crying. They imagined that after Vardy arrived, the Italian stadium would turn from a bloody storm to a happy stage play, but they really didn't expect that this day would come so soon.
Speaking of which, Roma goalkeeper Doniko was tricked by Vardy. Although Vardy may not have done it on purpose, there is no such thing as whether it happened to Vardy on purpose or not.
The indirect free kick was not at all dangerous, but it hit Doni and the goal was effective;
In the last penalty, Donnie had already saved it, but in the end he made a second pass and rolled into the goal. He celebrated first.
Is this the influence of Vardy's funny aura or Dorney's own problem?
In any case, Inter Milan completed a major reversal in an unfavorable situation and won the Italian Super Cup championship.
When the awards were presented, Vardy was really unrestless. Compared with the Champions League and Premier League champions, the Italian Super Cup was not as valuable as the gold-plated rings, which was no different from the previous three commercial competition champions.
However, the others of Inter Milan were very happy. This was a champion in any case, and it was also a champion of the official competition. They defeated their biggest opponent, Rome, which is something to be happy about.
After the game, the championship was celebrated and the middle of the night. Vardy didn't know why these goods were so energetic.
The next day, most Italian football media reported on this game, and the main character was naturally Vardy.
This game was the first official game after Vardy came to Inter Milan. Perhaps there was not much in the warm-up match, so this was Vardy's first appearance.
Obviously, Vardy's appearance was amazing. Even if he only made a appearance in the second half, it brought qualitative improvements to Inter Milan.
Roma leads Inter Milan with two goals and is ready to celebrate the championship, but Valdi uses two goals to make Roma fail. This is the real role of the superstar.
Inter Milan was already very strong, but they did not have enough competitiveness in the Champions League because there was no real superstar in their team, and Vardy's arrival completely sublimated Inter Milan as a whole.
Don't forget, Vardy played with illness, otherwise how could he not appear in the starting lineup!
Countless media began another wave of crazy flattery towards Vardy, and even the English media who followed Vardy promptly passed Vardy's performance back to England.
Manchester United fans said that Manchester United is definitely a conscientious seller, and Inter Milan must give a good review!
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After the Super Cup, Mancini gave Valdi two days off. He didn't want Valdi to appear, but he didn't expect to win the game in the end. The two days of vacation will be a reward!
Olivi, who came to study abroad, did nothing all day and attacked Vardy in different ways. Vardy felt that Olivi must have regarded herself as the subject of research.
He was really uncomfortable and refused his teammates' daily invitation to nightclubs. Vardy decided to stay at home these two days.
When he was free, Vardy suddenly remembered that he kept reading novels in his previous life. Although he didn’t have a smartphone now, there were novels!
Thinking of this, Vardy quickly went to the novel website. At this time, it should be the ancient times. Popular novels seem to be the classics among the classics.
Hey, there is no reward function at this time, which makes me, a rich man, unable to start and fail to show off!
However, it is still good to be able to relive the classics, because you know the ending, you don’t have to wait for updates to know the heart and soul.
Hey, there is no novel about wilderness at this time, so should I write a "Funny: The God of Food in the Wilderness" and copy it directly. I can resist the infringement of the salted fish girl!
Well, the protagonist's name is - Ergou Valdi!
Thinking of wilderness novels, Vardy suddenly thought of programs that survive in the wild, such as the law of the jungle. It seems that this can be done!
At that time, I will find a large number of female stars, just a man, and survive on the island. I feel happy when I think about it.
Avril, Emma Roberts, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson...
Before he knew it, Vardy had already drooled.
Well, this must be planned on the agenda.
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After a few days of rest, Vardy's cold finally recovered. Of course, it may not be because his immunity is working. It may also be because the beauty of Vardy was overthinking and she was so hot that she always sweated.
Back on the training ground, Vardy felt the relaxed atmosphere of the team.
The start schedule of Inter Milan's League is very easy. Only in the sixth round will you encounter the strong team Roma. The previous team may find it difficult to pose even a slight threat to Inter Milan.
In the first round, Inter Milan's opponent was Udinese, a mid-range opponent.
Valdy was very disgusted with this team because the Pozzo family, who controls this team, completely treats football as a business, which is purer than the Glazer family.
This is completely anti-human!
Since this is the case, scoring a few more goals by yourself can be considered a contribution to all mankind.
Vardy's debut in the Serie A has attracted the attention of the entire world football world. There is no way, who made him the number one person in the world football world?
In the player channel, Vardy observed his opponent and found that there were indeed a few familiar stars.
The offensive players in the frontcourt include civilian star Dinatale, Italian popular scorer Quariareira, Asamoa, who later worked at Juventus, first-class star Sanchez, general Candreva...
If they were all at their peak, Inter Milan would probably not be able to stop their impact.
However, most of them are immature now, and Sanchez and Candreva may not even be able to play the main players.
In other positions, they are also Serie A players, especially goalkeeper Handanovic, who is also a first-class goalkeeper!
Without considering the business policy of the Pozzo family, their vision of selecting people is still worthy of recognition. They buy low and sell high. This business is done with a stubborn business. Later, they were also called one of the European black spots.
The caddies entered the player passage, each holding hands with the players, preparing to enter the court.
But no one expected that an accident happened at this time.
Vardy waited for a long time, and there was a small caddie beside the other players, but there was no one around him.
Are you disliked?
After searching carefully, I didn't see any extra small caddies. Everyone had one, but they didn't have it.
No, Ibrahimovic didn't. This guy was staring at him!
What's the situation?
How could such a mistake occur?
The appearance of the cub with the ball signifies peace. Is this what it means to kill yourself?
The staff quickly ran over and explained with sweat. It turned out that the two youngest caddies suddenly lost control just now, and no one could persuade them. They ran away and went to find their mother, so Vardy and Ibrahimovic were leaked.
What to do?
Seeing that the referee was ready to lead them into the field, Vardy and Ibrahimovic were helpless.
Vardy suddenly had an idea, otherwise I would lead Ibrahimovic into the field.
Smile at Ibrahimovic, Ibrahimovic suddenly felt that Vardy was going to plot against him, and he stepped aside alertly.
Vardy's hand stretched out made him look embarrassed.
But that doesn't matter. Valdy said indifferently: "Since we don't have caddy, then I'll just lead you into the court, and you can play a guest role in the little caddy!"
Ibrahimovic almost glared out his eyes. Why is this guy like Vardy's brain circuit so abnormal?
He said to Valdi angrily: "Do you think we hold hands and others will think who is the caddie?"
Vardy blinked, looked at Ibrahimovic, measured the height comparison between the two sides in his mind, and came to a desperate conclusion.
Ibrahimovic is 195 cm tall, just like the tower, and his five-short figure is simply not comparable to him.
The two of them held hands and went out, how could they be the caddie?
"Goodbye!" Vardy's feet were oiled and she quickly flashed.
But before he could start, Ibrahimovic was already pulled by him, and at this time Ibrahimovic also reacted.
"I think your proposal is very good. Today you will be a guest star in the caddy!"
Vardy was crying without tears. Damn, I knew it would be the result!
If it was at Manchester United, then Vardy must have started to grab other people's caddies, because there must be someone in Manchester United that is not as qualified as himself.
But now he is not easy to attack at Inter Milan. All the starters of Inter Milan are much more experienced than him.
After thinking about it, Vardy had another idea. He couldn't steal his own people. Could he still be able to steal others?
With a smirk on his face, Vardy squatted beside a little caddie and said kindly: "Little guy, are you willing to enter the court with me?"
At the home court of Inter Milan, the little caddie is naturally an Inter Milan fan, so he was directly seduced by Vardy!
At this time, Asamoa was stunned. He never expected that Vardy would cheat his caddie away!
Fortunately, he is black, so he can't tell that his face is black.
Ibrahimovic thoughtfully and followed suit, and directly walked away from the little caddie led by Qualiarela.
Isn't this not very friendly to the visiting team?
However, as soon as this thought appeared, it disappeared into Vardy's mind.
Deserve it!
So when the players from both sides lined up to play, a very embarrassing scene occurred. Two forwards of the visiting team Udinese followed everyone into the stadium with empty hands, feeling that they could not wait to find a crack in the ground to get in.
Vardy didn't have so much concern. He praised the betrayal little caddie and directly carried him into the stadium, doting him very much.
Of course, the caddy incident is just a small detail, and no one knows what's going on, but when the matter is exposed, countless people will probably begin to sympathize with Udinese's two strikers!
In fact, they should feel lucky because Vardy and Ibrahimovic just snatched their caddies and did not directly treat them as caddies. They were already showing mercy!
Chapter completed!