There was a big mistake. The cute little girl wanted to make some pocket money, while her parents were always with her coffee shop next to her. She was not a criminal gang at all.

It was very embarrassing, especially when he heard the little girl say "This uncle is so stingy", Olivia was about to laugh and broke her bones.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Vardy, the child is ignorant!" The girl's father quickly apologized to Vardy. Even if he was not a fan, he would definitely recognize Vardy in Manchester.

"Why do you want to apologize? This uncle is really stingy. He doesn't even want to give a flower to his sister!" The little girl said to her father angrily, obviously deeply despised Vardy's behavior of saying no to buy it just now.

On the way home, Olivia kept her mouth covered and laughed, leaving Vardy full of black lines.

"I don't know what job you do yet." Vardy quickly changed the subject. If Olivi continued to laugh, he could hardly bear it.

"I'm still in college and majoring in psychology, and I'm about to graduate!" Olivia answered Valdi's question with a smile.

Those who study psychology?

Vardy was surprised. Is she the future psychologist?

For some reason, in Valdi's heart, he had no favoritism for the so-called psychologist, and even felt that this was not a legitimate profession.

Male psychologists are mature and experienced, dress properly, and then hypnotize female patients to be extremely vulgar;

Female psychologists are beautiful and intellectual, fascinating male patients and even using their bodies to treat psychological problems;

This is Vardy's impression of a psychologist. Of course, it may also be that he has watched too many small movies...

However, looking at the cute girl beside him, Vardy really couldn't connect her image with the psychologist.

But before he could delve into this issue, he suddenly thought of another possibility, which immediately made him extremely depressed.

People always have the most contact with people, teachers and students get along the most, drivers and passengers get in the most, and doctors and patients get in the most contact.

Teachers may often take the initiative to talk to students to understand their psychological activities, and doctors may also often study patients to find treatments.

So, why did Olivi take the initiative to contact herself?

Is it just to study yourself like a mental illness in order to study the topic?

Well, in the eyes of many people, funny may be just a short distance from mental illness.

Thinking of this, Vardy felt extremely depressed. It turned out that the little beauty was not attracted by herself, but by her mentally ill constitution. This is really a sad story.

When they were delivered to Olivia, the two of them suddenly discovered that Olivia's dog was squatting at her door, looking forward to the return of their master.

So, Vardy would like to ask, what exactly did he go out for this Valentine's Day night!

But Valdy, who was sad, did not notice the feelings in Olivia's eyes when she looked at her back.

......

When he arrived at the training ground the next day, Vardy seemed to have fallen to the bottom of the valley, which was in sharp contrast to the proud appearance of other teammates after the dragon swung his tail.

In fact, it is not the case. Vardy also has companions, such as Rooney, Fletcher...

Rooney was squeezed by Colleen for one night last night, and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Don't come again!" for a night. At this time, not only did he seem to have been squeezed into a fucking person, but his voice was hoarse.

Fletcher was even more unlucky, it was caused entirely by man-made disasters.

This Xiaochu brother doesn’t have much experience in chasing girls. He often solves personal problems and takes advantage of the troubled waters in the party.

Recently, Fletcher finally met the goddess in his mind and planned to take advantage of Valentine's Day to bid farewell to the single dog.

But the bad thing is that it is inexperienced. Brother Xiaochu thought that the big guys in the team are all powerful soldiers who have experienced many battles, and various methods are constantly emerging. As long as they get their guidance and true teachings, the dragon will be swinging its tail.

So Fletcher entrusted his teammates to help plan the plan.

You know, the crowd of Manchester United's animals are all people who watch the fun and don't bother with the big deal. Now that they are involved, it will be like making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

What are the sea of ​​roses, candle mazes, what confessions are before, what surprises are like, what are the things that are suddenly surprising, and if you want to play, you have to play with something that is full of freshness.

Thanks to the fact that these animals were so crazy that they actually made Fletcher urinate on the snow in front of the goddess's house.

Although Fletcher's two young men felt that it was a bit inappropriate, they could not resist their teammates' promotion of their creativity in every possible way, and in the end they decided to do this.

Then tragedies happened one by one.

Throughout the afternoon, Fletcher kept pouring water into his stomach, and his bladder was about to explode. Finally, he finally held it in. At night, Fletcher ran to the open space outside the door and started to create.

At the beginning, he was quite energetic and Fletcher was filled with joy, but at the beginning of love, Fletcher felt that his energy reserves were insufficient, and his face turned green at that time.

Sure enough, the tragedy happened, love had just ended, and before I could pee, there was no ammunition in the bladder.

What should I do?

Just when Fletcher was stunned, the patrol police drove past here and found that someone was peeing at someone's door, so he took Fletcher away.

After a long trial, I finally realized that this was a misunderstanding, and Fletcher was finally let go.

Fortunately, no paparazzi took a picture of the whole thing, otherwise today's news would have been news like "Manchester United players showed up in public..."

What really made Fletcher collapse was that the goddess called him in the morning and said that a pervert was peeing at his doorstep last night. If he caught this pervert, he would definitely drink the peeing thing...

I hope the goddess won't know about this!

Anyway, Valentine's Day is over, and there are joys and sorrows, at least it has passed. Players can focus on the subsequent games with all their hearts and minds.

In the next two rounds of the league, Manchester United beat Charlton and Fulham in a row, firmly maintaining their advantage in the standings. Moreover, due to Chelsea's failure again, the gap between the two teams has reached 9 points.

With the mature Manchester United system and the nearly peak trident, no one can withstand the impact of Manchester United, at least these two teams cannot do it.

In two games, Valdy contributed a goal and an assist. If Valdy had not been replaced in the second half against Fulham, he would have stabbed Fulham twice in the collapse.

Why was Vardy replaced?

The reason is very simple. The next game is the knockout round of the Champions League round of 16. Manchester United plays Lille away. Manchester United needs to keep their strength and start with a good start.

The strength of Ligue 1 is really not worth mentioning. Although it is also considered an internal member of the five major leagues, its ranking in UEFA is even worse than that of Portugal and the Netherlands.

Especially during this period, Ligue 1 overlord Lyon dominated Ligue 1. As a class bully, if he could not make a breakthrough in the Champions League, then there would be nothing more to be able to do with Ligue 1.

Although Lille is still capable of entering the Champions League round of 16, it is really not enough compared to Manchester United.

What surprised Vardy was that he hadn't received the system task for a long time, but before this game, he actually received the task released by the system.

"System mission: Please ensure the cleanliness of your competition equipment when you leave the game at the end of the game."

"System Rewards: Rewards are issued according to the competition equipment plot, with the number of feature points from 0.5-3, unlocking the feature masking limit when playing against Lille in the next round."

"System Punishment: Blocking Unlock Failed (Lill)"

Regardless of the content of the task, is the system so crazy that even the Champions League knockout stage has to limit its characteristics?

Although Lille is not a big club, he is also a top 16 team in the Champions League. Isn’t it a bit too much for you to do this?

Or does the system think that Lille has reached this level of vegetarianism?

After complaining, looking back at the content of the task, Vardy said he was confused.

What does it mean to ensure the cleanliness of your game equipment when you leave the game at the end of the game?

After playing a game normally, it’s normal to get dirty one piece on the left and the other one on the right. Sometimes it’s possible that it’s even possible to just crawl out of the mud.

The system actually keeps itself clean?

Then what else can I play?

Which player can guarantee that he will not fall during the game?

Even if you get sweaty and sweat stains on your clothes, it’s no longer considered clean, right?

According to Vardy's estimate, if the jersey can not be kept as it was when it entered the field, it may be 5 stars of cleanliness. If it is the kind of crawling out of the mud, it may be 1 star, which is dirty to the left and the right, it may be about 3 stars.

According to the system's urinary nature, if the body is one piece on the left and one piece on the right, then you don't have to think about unlocking the characteristics in the next game, which is absolutely impossible.

Then what should I do?

Prepare more sets of jerseys and change them at any time if they are dirty?

It feels a bit nonsense. Who has ever seen players frequently run to the side of the field to change clothes when entering the game?

Even Beckham and Ronaldo are not that sexy!

Also, sneakers and socks should also be considered competition equipment. Can these be replaced?

Well, at least this is a one-hand preparation, and you can get more jerseys and be prepared for any trouble.

It seems that after all, we have to rely on ourselves and use our own care to keep the competition equipment clean and we must not fall into the pit dug by the system.

Sweat less, don't fall, and don't touch anything, this is the principle Vardy intends to follow in the game.

It turns out that I ran 10,000 meters in one race, so can I run 7,000 meters in this race?

If you sweat less, you will have less sweat stains on the ball, at least it should be of some effect!

Don’t think about fighting with others. A big man with sweat all over his body arched on you, and it would be easy to arch you. It would be terrible to rub your body dirty.

Well, things are artificial, they really can't do it. If you are really restricted in the next game, Vardy is actually not unacceptable!
Chapter completed!