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Chapter 400 Three Barbs

Bang!

At that moment, Vardy felt a pain in his face for Copenhagen's coach.

Many coaches have the habit of standing outside the sideline to command the team, which is normal.

But now Copenhagen is about to be beaten out. If Vardy is Copenhagen's coach, he must be sitting on the bench honestly and has no shame to come out.

However, sometimes if people want to commit suicide, others can't stop them.

Perhaps because Copenhagen is attacking, the Copenhagen coach walked to the sidelines and waved his hands and kept shouting. In the eyes of Manchester United players, this guy is just blind.

Just now when the Copenhagen full-back wanted to pass the ball, he was right next to him, and the position of the three people was a triangle.

Vardy blocked the pass from the Copenhagen player. The two of them had a pair of feet, and the ball was out of control. The ball shot out from between the two of them like a shell, but no one could control this direction.

So the Copenhagen coach was in trouble. He was shot in the face and looked up to the sky. If it weren't for his feet twitching from time to time, it would probably make people suspect that this guy had died...

The entire stadium was in an uproar, and there were screams of exclamations one after another. No one expected such an incredible scene to happen.

Vardy and the Copenhagen wing forward were stunned, staring at the same place, and never expected that a fierce collision between the two would create such a terrible spark.

He shouldn't be dead, right?

Vardy felt a little nervous.

Although he had experienced headshots before, he might not have used all his strength at that time, and in order to ensure accuracy, he could not use all his strength. In addition, the distance was too far and the kinetic energy was consumed, so the lethality caused was really limited.

But now it’s different. One is that he has accumulated strength for a long time, and the other is that he suddenly explodes. He uses all the strength he needs to face his feet.

Acceleration, squeezing, and rotation, all the factors that can make the ball produce greater impact. In addition, at such a close distance, even if the heavy truck driving at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour hits it, it will have almost the same impact!

Speaking of which, although I have seen a player who died suddenly on the court, I have never seen a coach who died suddenly. Will the Copenhagen coach become the first coach to die suddenly in the game?

If the prosecutor accused himself of killing after the game, would he be sentenced for it?

I'm really confused!

The Copenhagen wing forward next to Valdy was so scared that he could no longer speak. Compared with Valdy, his responsibility seemed to be a little greater.

If he hadn't had big feet, Vardy wouldn't have blocked it, and there wouldn't be any future happening.

Well, it's best if the coach has something big, otherwise he will definitely kill me if he wakes up.

This is the true inner thoughts of the Copenhagen winger.

The game could not continue, so the referee quickly paused the game to check the injury of the Copenhagen coach. This was at least a moderate concussion, and it was possible that it would become a vegetative person if it was not done properly.

Seeing this scene, none of the fans in front of the TV were full of sympathy, and they were all muttering - Vardy's funny halo was working again.

"After the referee, the opponent's coach will become the hardest hit area for Vardy to be a funny one. Here I sincerely remind Manchester United's opponent coaches to cherish their lives and try to stay away from Vardy!"

"Normally, Vardy shouldn't be blamed. He doesn't know which direction the ball will fly when the two of them are facing each other, but why do I just think that all this is under the control of Vardy?"

"Vardy has become a plague god, and he will bring bad luck to everyone!"

"I finally know that Vardy and the doctor are the perfect match. Doctors are not prepared for Vardy, but for Vardy's opponents!"

......

This was something that no one expected. Until the game started again, it seemed that everyone had not come back to their senses.

After the inspection, the Copenhagen coach was not in danger of his life. Even though he was confused, he could not continue to command on the sidelines, so he was taken to the hospital by an ambulance.

When the family members were gone, the Copenhagen players were really out of fighting spirit. They simply returned to their own penalty area and looked forward to the end of the game quickly.

"Does our goal game continue?" Ronaldo asked swallowed.

"Why don't you continue? What does their coach have to do with us when he enters the hospital?" Rooney seemed to feel confident in winning and said indifferently.

C Luo shrugged, it doesn’t matter!

"I have sent the opponent's coach to the hospital. Should I add a goal?" Vardy said jokingly.

It is easy to score goals, especially to hit the head coach, but it is not easy to score.

If it is an extra, then you should add a chicken leg!

"cut!"

Then Vardy received a look of contempt between Ronaldo and Rooney!

Next, the three of them worked even harder. Everyone wanted to win the goal match. Even if they didn’t want to be difficult for others, they couldn’t resist the difficulty for others to be difficult for you!

When they think about how others torture themselves after losing the game, they feel palpitations and chills.

For the sake of life safety, you must win!

He bombed the penalty area around Copenhagen, as if the three tridents alone could completely suppress their opponents. Vardy estimated that even if Van der Sar was not doing his job and ran to Copenhagen's penalty area to grab the spot, the goal was probably very safe.

Gary Neville made a cross from the right, which was very distinctive, half-high ball, very flat, and directly penetrated Copenhagen's penalty area like a knife light.

As soon as he saw such an ecstasy cross, Vardy couldn't help it.

If I don't get a shocking barb, I'm sorry for Gary Neville's good intentions.

So Vardy leaned on the opponent's player, raised his big butt and arched, occupied the favorable terrain, jumped high, gradually leaned back, and his right foot thrust his back.

Shocking barb!

The shocking god hook reappears!

If you ignore the problem of Vardy's kick, then this must be a shocking barb, beautiful and wonderful, making people unable to help but slap the censor.

But the problem is that Vardy is so stunning, but he is not playing football!

When his body fell, Vardy felt like a dog-like man and blushed extremely.

Do you want to be so embarrassing? The bulls were blown away and didn't kick them in the end!

The fans' screams were as if they were the most sarcastic mockery of him, which made him feel ashamed and even a little unable to raise his head.

If he was peeing on the side of the road but was caught by a beautiful girl, and the degree of embarrassment is 1, then Vardy is now at least five times more embarrassed.

pia!

pia!

Just when Vardy was so embarrassed that she heard the sound of two heavy objects falling to the ground. And Vardy felt very familiar. Wasn't it the sound of his barb just now that he fell to the ground?

Turning his head, Ronaldo and Rooney also fell to the ground, with an awkward expression on their faces, and even felt ashamed of themselves.

What did these two guys do?

At this time, the fans in the stands were laughing. Is Manchester United here to make fun of it today?

It turned out that in the face of Gary Neville's coquettish romance, not only Vardy was itchy, but Ronaldo and Rooney were also unable to control their urge to show off their coquettishness.

Vardy leaned back and Ronaldo and Rooney also had the same idea, so such an incredible scene that was rare in a century appeared.

Vardy flew into the barb, didn't touch the ball, and fell to the ground;

C Luo flew into the barb, didn't touch the ball, and fell to the ground;

Rooney flew into the barb, didn't touch the ball, and fell to the ground.

Ronaldo and Rooney behind it seemed as if they had copied and pasted Vardy's movements. The three of them made the action of flying barbs one after another, with extremely gorgeous visual effects, which was so exciting that they were dying of ecstasy.

But the problem is that Vardy did not touch the ball, Ronaldo did not touch the ball, and Rooney did not touch the ball.

This is very embarrassing.

I put on such a big stance, but nothing happened. Is there anything more embarrassing?

As the leader, Vardy felt that he was not that ashamed. It was indeed better to have more people in this funny matter.

Think about it, if only Vardy himself did not touch the ball, it would be too embarrassing. Now there are more Ronaldo and Rooney to help him share the ridicule, and the damage will be reduced at least half.

The three musketeers sat on the ground, looking at each other, smiling so heartlessly.

At this time, the fans in front of the TV were almost out of reach by the Manchester United Trident.

"One barb kick is a mistake, two barb kick is an accident, but all three kicks are a mistake, I think this is the routine of three people. Apart from that, I really can't think of a better explanation!"

"I just want to know how embarrassing the Manchester United Trident is now!"

"Have you ever thought about the Copenhagen goalkeeper's feelings? One barb made him so scared that he felt cold on his back. One barb was so scared that he wanted to pee. Three barbs came down. I guess this guy couldn't stand up!"

......

The game continued, but after being hit by the Trident, no one was too excited to continue playing, and even the Trident was a little excited.

There is no way. I just lost such a big face, who would have the nerve to continue to show up?

Manchester United leads with three goals, just wait for the game to end. The three consecutive wins in the Champions League group stage have been securely won, so I will be fine if I clock in and get off work.

But just when everyone thought the game would end peacefully, no one expected something else to happen again.

This time it was really a disaster, and even Vardy felt that he was really unlucky.

Manchester United slowly fell down in the backcourt, and Vardy stood in the middle without any help from anyone else. Suddenly, a strong wind blew in the stadium, which surprised Vardy.

Copenhagen's home court is a modern home court, surrounded by stands on all sides. Even if there is no cap on it, there shouldn't be such a strong wind in the stadium!
Chapter completed!
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