Chapter 396 Three Compasses
After this night, Vardy vowed not to go out alone with Rooney again, which was definitely the most terrifying thing.
I was subtly funny about Rooney, but I felt that Rooney was a little off-the-scenes and developed a little in the direction of thriller. This is so fucking!
After coming to the training ground the next day, Vardy didn't give Rooney a good look, which made others think that Rooney forced Vardy again last night.
However, Vardy was unhappy when she saw C Ronaldo's smug equinox. She left them down last night and ran to date, but she was scared to death by Rooney. How could Vardy feel balanced?
So early in the morning, the happy daily life of tridents fighting each other appeared on the training ground.
After enough trouble, the three of them didn’t have to warm up and could participate in the cooperation training directly.
Manchester United's opponent in the next game is the Magpie Newcastle, an opponent who says whether it is strong or not.
Ten seasons ago, Newcastle was also Manchester United's biggest opponent in the Premier League. Half of the season went on, Newcastle even led Manchester United by 12 points.
But the Magpie finally collapsed for no reason, and was greatly reversed by the Red Devils. She never recovered from the slump and could no longer raise her head. She even relegated to the English Championship twice.
In front of Manchester United, which has gradually revealed its championship appearance, Newcastle is really not enough now. Even if the miners clamor to give Manchester United a good look, in fact, even the miners themselves find it a bit nonsense.
At the beginning of the game, Newcastle was still a little imposing and played against Manchester United, but after a while, he found that it was not possible. They could not withstand Manchester United's output at all.
Manchester United's games are basically the same rhythm in the recent stage. The opponents want to compete with Manchester United at the beginning, but as they kick, even if they are unwilling to do so, they will slowly be pushed back by Manchester United.
Newcastle didn't believe in evil, and then he was taught to be a human being, so he could only fight back honestly.
But then again, there are not many teams that can withstand Manchester United's crazy output now.
Manchester United took the lead in the first half, a world wave that was scored by Carrick from a long distance, which was also the first goal of Karius at Manchester United.
Although Vardy did not score in the first half, he contributed two goals posts. Even if the goal post is not considered a goal, the shock caused to the opponent is definitely no less than the goal.
Vardy was also a little depressed about the fact that his goal post always couldn't get along with him.
Maybe I used to be too many against the goal post, and I also hold a grudge against the goal post. Even if the post secretly moves a few centimeters away from each other when Vardy shoots, I will be disgusting Vardy.
This is very embarrassing!
Now many fans call themselves "percussionists on the green field". Duang, duang, duang, duang, and duang are all the time. After a season, I can really get enough drum beats for a song.
Well, Vardy may be a musician who was delayed by football.
Vardy hits posts in one season probably more than other super forwards scored more goals in a season. To tell you, this is definitely a sad story.
Of course, everyone understands the truth that they are no longer repeated, and this sentence is also very popular in the circle of the posts. The posts all know that they can joke with Vardy, but they can't make Vardy angry.
At most, Valdi scored two goals posts in a game. If there were more, then Valdi would really be angry and the goal post could not be stopped.
With Vardy's funnyness, what else can't be done?
If he doesn't do it, he will pull up the post and throw it onto the stands. Even if he can't pull it out by himself, he can still call his teammates to come together.
Therefore, without the goal posts making trouble, Vardy scored at the beginning of the second half, and it was a very direct and effective goal.
Ronaldo made a cross from the right, Rooney flew backwards, and Vardy suddenly shot forward and scored.
This is the most tacit cooperation between tridents. Even if everyone's division of labor may not be their own strengths, the power it produces is still explosive.
If it were before, the cooperation between the three would definitely be surprising to be speechless.
Ronaldo's cross is as reliable as the FA's business;
Rooney's height is a flaw, and it is really a bit difficult to make him play ball for his teammates like a tactical center;
Vardy had never demonstrated his ability to grab points before the last game, and could only play the role of a mascot in the penalty area.
But today, Manchester United Trident scored in such an incredible way. What does this mean?
This shows that the three super geniuses are gradually maturing and reaching their peak. They are ready to lead Manchester United toward glory.
The trident hugged each other and celebrated the goal, Vardy loved the feeling very much.
Manchester United had already firmly controlled the game, but now they are leading two goals. Newcastle, who is playing away, thinks they can clock in early and get off work.
But can Manchester United, which is so successful in killing, let Newcastle go so easily?
Rooney and Ronaldo, who are eager to score, will not agree.
Although Manchester United's Trident is a good friend and cooperates with each other tacitly on the court, they will never be stingy with feeding each other's balls, but everyone is a forward winger, others score goals, but they are still unable to score a goal drought. Who can be willing to do this?
So with the continuous acceleration of Ronaldo and Rooney, Manchester United is like a backward team attacking Newcastle's goal.
In the 67th minute of the second half, Scholes's straight pass gave Rooney the opportunity to face the goalkeeper alone. The fat guy did not waste this good opportunity and sent the ball into the Magpie's goal.
This time Rooney was happy and scored a goal himself. At least his performance in this game was no worse than Vardy.
But seeing that Vardy and Rooney scored goals, but he was still empty-handed, Ronaldo became even more unbalanced, so the Portuguese started to dribble more, and it was like when he first came to Manchester United.
For Manchester United players, if the game situation is stalemate, then Ronaldo's playing style will definitely be offensive. But now Manchester United has locked in the victory. If Ronaldo is willing to play, he will play by himself. Anyway, even if they are asked to rush forward, they are unwilling to rush forward.
Vardy felt that he should help Ronaldo, otherwise this guy would be so pitiful. He didn't want to face Ronaldo's crying expression after the game.
C Ronaldo suddenly cut inward after dribbled from the right, but did not shoot, but gave the ball to Vardy. According to the tacit understanding between the two, Vardy kept rubbing the ball across Newcastle's defense line. C Ronaldo got the ball offside and then shot. This is the routine that the two are used to.
Vardy wanted to tease Ronaldo. After Ronaldo started running, he dribbled the ball and did not pass the ball, and in the end he even shot himself.
But I guess if I do this, Ronaldo will fight with him after the end.
So think about it, forget it and pass the ball to Ronaldo honestly.
But sometimes things often don't go as expected. Just as Vardy was about to rub the ball over the top, Newcastle's defensive player directly brought the ball to Vardy.
While he received the yellow card, he also gave Manchester United a free kick with a very good position.
Vardy got up and was about to play the ball when he saw Ronaldo's eyes longing for a goal.
OK, come on!
Originally, whoever came to Manchester United's free kick was discussed by the three of them. Now that Vardy and Rooney have both scored goals, if they still compete with Ronaldo, Ronaldo will definitely break up with them directly.
Isn’t anyone trying to ask what the posture of breaking up with friendship is?
Ronaldo has already practiced his compass shape at this time. Perhaps according to Ronaldo, this posture can help him run better, but in Vardy's view, it is just a concave style and show off.
The legs spread apart as if two compass feet were stuck on the ground, looking at the goal motionlessly, waiting for the referee to blow the whistle.
Vardy felt a little awkward when he looked at Ronaldo, a pretender. Just punish your free kick. What kind of style is that he hates someone more handsome than me.
No, you have to grab the limelight of Ronaldo.
So Vardy walked to the back of Ronaldo in two steps, and suddenly put on a compass shape like Ronaldo, and even his expression was imitated very much.
The fans burst into laughter and were choked by Vardy's sudden spoof.
Are you so naughty, aren't you afraid of Ronaldo beating you?
The sudden hilariousness from the stands of the stadium made Ronaldo a little confused. He hurriedly checked himself from the top to see if he had revealed something that shouldn't have been exposed.
I was confused. Could it be that the pink little sexy underwear I was wearing today was exposed?
What's even more amazing is that the referee on duty was naughty once. He learned Ronaldo with Vardy next to Vardy. The three big compass stood there quietly, treating the stadium as a stationery store.
C Luo saw that there were actually two compass behind him, and his face turned green at that time. What's the point?
He knows very well what his good friend Valdy is. He often teases you without any preparation, but you, the referee, also wants to go to heaven?
No, you must complain to the FA and referee committee after the game.
"Royce's movements are very classic. It is probably his design. However, I guess if Vardy and the referee are doing this today, Ronaldo will be embarrassed to put on this look again in the future!"
"Vardy is indeed very powerful. Even the referee was invisibly influenced by him. Obviously, today's referee is also funny!"
"Vardy's funny gene is too strong. If this continues, I'm afraid there are only two types of people in the world football world in the future. One is an ordinary person, and the other is a funny person led by Vardy. And the latter type will have more and more people, and the scope will be wider and wider!"
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C Luo felt ashamed. Amid the laughter, the elevator ball turned into a sky-rushing cannon and went straight to the stands.
Looking at C Ronaldo's resentful gaze, Vardy spread his palm and showed a helpless expression - this is really not my fault!
You might as well go to the referee to settle the score!
Chapter completed!