"The funny Vardy found his new toy again. He grabbed his opponent's water bottle in the last game, and played with the water bottle in this game. Then, should we directly apply to FIFA for the next game and use water bottles to replace football?"

"Minimal water bottles mean that they are innocent. If there is a football, they will kick me because they want to kick me?"

"So the mineral water bottle is going to take revenge on Valdi and wet him. It's so tempting!"

"Please ask Vardy's psychological shadow area at this time, don't care about the wet body. The key is that he didn't even get confused for a few times! I think I can get better than him!"

"You can do it!"

......

Fans are no longer surprised by Vardy's funny behavior. All they can do is to be amused by Vardy's chilling funny behavior, and then continue to look forward to Vardy's next exciting performance.

At this time, even the players on both sides on the court were speechless by Vardy's sudden funny guy.

We are all very nervous!

This is a knockout round, okay?

Even the referee looked hilarious. He vowed not to enforce the law of Vardy's game again because it was too tiring to maintain the majesty on the court.

However, just as everyone was laughing happily because of Vardy's funny behavior, Ronaldo looked at Vardy with thoughtful look.

Speaking of which, before Vardy debuted, he and Rooney were the most popular superstars, but as soon as Vardy emerged, it seemed that they were nothing to do with the headlines!

If Vardy hadn't come to Manchester United and they followed Vardy to headlines several times, I'm afraid this thing would have been inseparable from them!

The script is wrong!

Shouldn't I be the definite male lead?

What's the difference between me and Vardy?

technology?

Not bad either.

Number of goals?

I am not a forward, why compare this with him?

Look?

He is much handsomer than Vardy.

It seems that Vardy is not as good as himself, so why is Vardy more concerned?

There is only one answer!

Because Vardy is just a funny guy!

This is absolutely incomparable to me.

Although this is an era of looking at faces, the problem is that there are always people with strong tastes.

If you don’t change your routine and always rely on your skills and face to make a living, I’m afraid that others’ attention will still be focused on Vardy.

Well, finally, I should make this decision!

From today on, I will also start to be a funny guy, like Vardy, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming.

......

Valdy didn't know Ronaldo's psychological activities at this time. If he knew, he would definitely thank God devoutly, and from then on he had another devout believer.

At this time, Vardy was so embarrassed that she was extremely embarrassed!

It’s okay if the clothes are soaked, but even the shoes are so penetrated. How can I wear them?

It is obvious that the shoes on the right foot are more than half a pound heavier than the left foot!

I looked at the staff on the sidelines of England with an innocent and pitiful little look. Dear, can you bring me spare shoes?

Since the last time his shoes were thrown into the stands by his teammates and disappeared after being snatched by fans, Vardy has gained a memory and has to bring a pair of spare shoes every time to avoid being cheated by the system.

Seeing Vardy's gesture, the staff quickly threw the shoes to Vardy on the sidelines. Vardy didn't care whether she was in the image or not, and sat on the ground and started changing her shoes.

When the English players saw this scene, they naturally wanted to help Valdy delay time, so several players surrounded the referee and began to argue, making a big fouling about Portugal's just now.

However, the busier Vardy became more and more messy. She couldn't do the shoes she wore every minute today. She couldn't do them well because of the superb shoelaces he played with. Today, she seemed to have to deliberately go against him, and she couldn't tie them no matter how hard she tied them.

When Rooney saw Vardy's anxious look, she hurried over to help Vardy put on her shoes.

Fortunately, this is a football game, and fortunately this is a live broadcast. If it were a variety show that could be edited after the filming, the production team would definitely match Vardy's shoes with green poison gas, and then give Rooney a green face that was deeply poisoned...

After putting on his shoes, Vardy walked into the stadium awkwardly.

Does the boss’s handwriting on today’s calendar says “It’s not advisable to be funny”?

Otherwise, why would you be so unlucky?

The game finally resumed and Valdy's embarrassing period passed.

Beckham stood in front of the ball and prepared to take the free kick.

Vardy did not rashly jump into the penalty area. His countless failures told him that he was so majestic in other places, and in the penalty area, he was able to play it...

So Vardy stood at the top of the arc of the penalty area, ambushed and waited for the opportunity.

Anyway, everyone knows that under normal circumstances, Vardy is the safest and no threatening in set pieces, so there is only one defensive player staring at Vardy, and everyone's attention is focused on Ferdinand and others.

Although he was very angry, Vardy had no temper. Although he had almost no ability to grab points, the only way to score goals in the penalty area was to get a bargain, which was very embarrassing!

Beckham took a big arc free kick over the penalty area, and the players on both sides were fighting fiercely, wanting to control the first landing point.

However, Ferdinand was not able to win the ball when he was disturbed by Carvalho, but was cleared by another Portuguese defender Mera.

The ball flew out of the penalty area, and the two sides immediately began to compete for the second landing point.

Vardy was originally staying outside the penalty area to watch the fun, but unexpectedly the ball flew over his head.

Looking at the landing point of the ball, let alone the feet, Vardy's heart became itchy.

It seems that once I headed the ball at this position for a long distance. Is it necessary to repeat the great feat of heading the world wave?

wrong.

Last time I also brought a headband that increased my heading ability.

Now I am heading down, and I headed the ball at this position, and I can't even push the ball to the corner flagpole!

Since heading is not good, it seems that there is only one choice left!

Thinking of this, Vardy's eyes became firm in an instant.

Facing the ball falling, Vardy half turned and jumped high, leaned back greatly from her upper body, raised her left foot and maintained balance in the air. She swung her right foot half a circle curve and thrust heavily on the ball. The ball flew towards the goal like a shell.

With the action of lightning and fire, the Portuguese defensive player was still trying to harass Vardy. He never expected Vardy to shoot at this position outside the penalty area, so he had no time to stop it.

And even if he had time to stop him, he had to think about the tragedy of Swedish player Karlstrom before. The guy's face was swollen by Vardy's barb...

There was a huge scream in the stands, and everyone was shocked by Vardy's boldness. At such a long distance, the barb shot was the rhythm of going to heaven!

The players on both sides of the penalty area also widened their eyes, with incredible eyes inside, and even Portuguese goalkeeper Ricardo thought Vardy was a little proud.

Even if you shoot directly at this position, you may not be able to score a goal, let alone you use a barb.

Do you think you can still perform a miracle of heading outside the penalty area like the last time?

The barb shot is more difficult than the England goalkeeper Robinson directly hitting the goal with his own goal!

But when the ball roared and bombed towards the goal like a shell, Ricardo couldn't laugh.

In the blink of an eye, the ball had already flown to the goal, and the tricky angle made Ricardo's scalp numb!

There was no way to care about the exclamations in the stands. Ricardo leaped deep into the football, and his super fast nerve reaction made him feel a little confident.

But when he was stuck in the air and was powerless, he was desperate to find that his hand was still a short distance away from the ball, and this short distance was the difference between heaven and hell.

The moment the ball flew into the Portuguese goal, the scene exploded, like a volcano erupting, and the entire earth was surrounded and swallowed by this excitement and explosion.

Unlike the passionate cheers of the fans, the players on both sides were stunned for a moment and were stunned by Valdi's miraculous barb goal.

Vardy quickly got up. Even though he was ready, he could not control his excitement when he saw the ball lying obediently in the goal.

With a hysterical roar, Vardy waved his fists and ran wildly, sprinting to the stands where the English fans were. He stopped suddenly, raised his hands, and shouted with the fans!

The eighth one!

This is my eighth goal!

I'm going to take England to the end!

I want us to be the champions!

Cheer!

Looking at the fans who were as passionate as himself, Vardy wanted to take off the jersey and throw it into the stands, thanking the fans.

The English players who had just rushed over to celebrate the goal with Vardy made a move by Vardy, quickly put the celebration aside and directly held Vardy down.

Dear, stop making trouble!

Do you know that there is a yellow card on you?
To be continued...