Chapter 342 Nude or Women's Clothing?
When the English internationals heard Rooney's proposal for a nude photo, they had different thoughts, but they were more surprised.
It was originally a proposal to take a normal photo, but it suddenly turned into a completely naked photo. Although it sounds like two words, it seems that only a few clothes are missing, you have to know that these two words and these clothes are the greatest progress of human civilization!
You try to let someone go out for a walk without clothes?
Are you shy?
Is it shame?
Apart from the kids who don’t understand nothing, I guess no one does this normally!
Taking off your clothes and taking photos is equivalent to appearing naked in front of people all over the world. It feels terrible when you think about it!
Although there is no shame of being naked in front of others, do you know what those crazy fans will do to your naked photos?
If it's a crazy female fan licking the screen, it's better, this is acceptable.
But if the gay man in ***'s muscles chuckled at your nude photos, you would probably go crazy!
Even if the English atmosphere is open, most players cannot accept such a proposal.
"I can only expose my upper body, so I don't have to think about my lower body!"
“The scale I can accept is wearing underwear!”
"I can accept that the scale is larger, but I can only expose my butt on my back, and the front is absolutely not possible!"
"No, I'm very conservative. I have to wear clothes. Of course, my pants are casual... I feel so shy when I think about it!"
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The teammates said verbally and expressed their opinions one after another.
Vardy sighed, but in fact he couldn't accept the naked photo.
But even if he was willing to do so, his teammates would not cooperate and could not force them.
And just as everyone was talking about the suddenly proposed naked photo, Ferdinand suddenly had new ideas!
"Although it's for charity, the nude photo is still a bit too large. Even if we can accept it, many fans may not accept it!"
"Imagine if a male fan came home with our naked photo, his wife wouldn't think there was something wrong with his orientation! If it were a female fan, his husband would have to be jealous!"
"So I think it's not feasible to have naked photos. It's better for us to wear women's clothing to take alternative photos, and the sales will definitely be huge!"
Ferdinand analyzed to everyone seriously, but no matter how Vardy looked, he felt that this guy's eyes were full of excitement.
Just like Rooney was excited just now, Ferdinand was also excited with the hope of realizing his wish.
I'll go!
What kind of friends do I make?
Why isn't there any normal one?
Ferdinand's psychological activities must be like this now-
I finally can satisfy my wish for many years. I have always wanted to wear girls' clothes, but I have never had the chance. Now the opportunity has finally come!
I want to wear beautiful skirts, I want to wear sexy stockings, I want to wear high heels...
Ferdinand's proposal was more shocking than Rooney's proposal just now, and even Vardy felt it was a bit difficult to resist!
Could it be that Ferdinand suddenly became interested in women's clothing because of the last time that women's clothing thief?
But even if you are interested, you should be interested in women's clothing bosses. How can you become a woman's clothing bosses?
Vardy couldn't help but sigh: Is it easy for me to live with these mentally ill patients?
However, compared with the proposal of nude photos, more people said they could accept women's clothing.
Think about it, although it is all out of charity, you can't get rid of the suspicion of selling meat without being naked.
Women's clothing is different. It can be regarded as an alternative idea and nothing can be lost!
Because of a photo incident, the English team was almost inflated.
It’s not that I don’t want to take pictures, but some people can’t accept the big picture, some are willing to be naked, and some like women’s clothing. For this, everyone argues endlessly.
"Don't think I don't know. You dare not be naked because you are too young and are afraid of showing shame!"
"Would you like to take it out bigger than you? You just say that you dare not wear women's clothes because you are ugly when you eat lotus roots!"
"Do you understand what sexy is? Being naked is sexy. Are you not afraid of women's clothing making people vomit all over the floor?"
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England, which was originally harmonious in the atmosphere, almost split because of Vardy's like this!
In the end, Beckham made the decision to make a decision, take normal photos, take normal photos, take naked photos, and take women's clothing. If you have other ideas, you can also execute them freely. Finally, they will be summarized together and become a diverse and multi-element photo album.
Everyone was very happy this time and met everyone's request!
In the end, Vardy, the initiator, seemed to have become a background board, and no one cared about his ideas at all.
Vardy was crying but not crying. How could he do charity just satisfy your perverted hobbies!
But this is not something to blame. As long as the ultimate goal is achieved, no matter what method it uses!
After winning the approval of the FA, everyone decided to set the shooting date on the second day after the third game of the group stage. It would not waste too much time and would not affect everyone's rest. Just treat it as relaxing after the game!
Of course, if England cannot appear in groups, then no one will be in the mood to take photos!
In fact, the situation of qualifying in England's group is not complicated. England and Sweden also win and draw one by one, while Paraguay, Trinidad and Tobago both draw one by one. As long as Sweden and England tie in the last round, the two teams can qualify together.
Moreover, even if England loses the game against Sweden, and if Paraguay or Trinidad wins, England still has a high chance of breaking through the siege with the advantage of goal difference.
In a 4-0 victory over Trinidad and Tobago, England had four goals, could Paraguay beat Trinidad and more than five, or could Trinidad beat Paraguay more than five?
So England doesn't have to worry too much about qualifying.
However, after the problem of qualifying is solved, it should be in front of you who is ranked first in the group, which is also an unavoidable practical problem.
The top two in Group B of England will have to compete with the top two in Group A, which is scheduled early.
Who is in Group A?
Host German team!
In every major competition, there is no doubt that the host is the team that everyone is most reluctant to meet. They have all-round advantages at their home court.
Germany and England were originally old enemies, and even more popular than the confrontation between Brazil and Argentina in South America.
It may not be said that England is afraid of Germany, but at their home court, England still suffers a lot, so it is better to avoid encountering Germany too early.
The day before Group B competition, Group A competition was over, and Germany steadily won the first place in the group and entered the quarterfinals. Klinsmann's youth storm made the world look at it.
Ecuador was lucky to break through the siege from the group and appeared together with Germany.
Which one should I choose between Germany and Ecuador?
I'm afraid I won't talk about Germany stupidly!
Therefore, England must compete for the first place in the group. As long as it does not lose to Sweden, England can realize this wish.
How strong is the Swedish team?
Vardy can only say that she is average, at least she is not a first-class team, she should be second-rate team in front of her!
I, Bongxian, Larson and Lyonberg, are the three players who Vardy can only call out their names, and the rest of Karlstrom and Melbery, etc. Vardy only said that he had heard of the names.
Can you expect a few players to bring Sweden to the level of a world-class team?
It’s better to take a shower and go to bed!
In terms of pre-match public opinion, they were optimistic that England would defeat Sweden and advance. After all, England performed very well in the second group stage. As long as the state can continue, Sweden will definitely not be an opponent.
One is a popular person who has gone through twists and turns, while the other is stable, the comparison of strength is still very obvious.
Sweden is really a little nervous. If England defeats Sweden and the winner is decided in another group match, then Sweden is likely to be squeezed out because of his goal difference.
This is definitely not a joke!
Can Sweden defeat England in a tough battle?
Disaster!
So do this?
It is best to play a tacit understanding with England, and both sides will qualify together, so that everyone will be happy!
In the last European Cup, Sweden and Denmark teamed up to play a "thrilling" tacit understanding goal, and the 2:2 score left the whole world dumbfounded, and the Blues-clad Legion Italy was made in this way.
So Sweden, who has a criminal record, naturally hopes to join forces with England to have another fight. As for the noisy public opinion, they don’t care. Anyway, there are too many lice, and they won’t be afraid of itchy.
So the Swedish media began to hype the relationship between the United Kingdom and Sweden, such as generational friendship, all-round economic cooperation, and folk friendship. It made people feel that the two international players are as good as one person!
What’s even more interesting is that there is a Swedish media outlet, Eriksen, who said that Swedish coach coaching England is the best proof of the friendship between England and Sweden!
This is the legendary pig teammate!
It's okay if you don't mention this. When it comes to Eriksen, England still has to settle accounts with Sweden. Eriksen's idiot has ruined the England national team!
Of course, everyone knows the meaning of Sweden. It’s just that they want to play a tacit understanding with England, and then everyone qualifies together and communicate in advance to avoid being worried when they get the time!
Seeing this reaction from the Swedish media, Paraguay and Trinidad were both furious!
You guys play tacit ball, let us get out then?
No way!
The media of the two countries began a public opinion war, and the spirit of fair competition was mentioned several times. Although it was not stated explicitly, the subtext was that you should not want to play tacit understanding!
Even the two football associations publicly require FIFA to dispatch a supervision team to supervise the game between England and Sweden to prevent unfair competition principles!
Sweden immediately denied the rumors, "All tacit understanding is nonsense, Sweden will not be so lacking in the bottom line, you should worry about whether you can win the game yourself."
However, the statement issued by the Swedish Football Association finally made everything simple and confused again.
Chapter completed!