Chapter 273 Durex is better than you
Manchester United players were talking happily about the first half, of course, very unfriendly to them, and the lineman who was still asleep in the game was definitely the center of the topic.
"I just want to know how many days he hasn't fallen asleep. Look at what he just slept. If I had such a high quality of sleep when I was a child, I would have been 5 cm higher than now!"
Rooney is the most active. His goal was blown away in the first half. Now that the referee is in trouble, he is undoubtedly the most gloating.
Valdy wanted to join the discussion, but when he heard Rooney's words, he suddenly seemed to be hit by a lightning bolt and stood there.
I'll go!
Am I stupid?
Why didn't I think about growing up?
Vardy wanted to slap himself loudly, which was a punishment for his brain not knowing how to turn.
The system is so versatile, you can completely increase your height through the system!
No need to be too much. Now it is 178 cm. As long as it can grow to more than 183, at least it doesn’t need to be said to be a short figure!
Anyway, there is a preset task system. Each time you set the task reward, you will increase your height by one centimeter, and you will get it done in a few times!
I guess this is not a reward in the system.
Valdy seemed to have seen that day when he could look at Ronaldo in a straight face...
It feels really bad to be looked down upon by people!
What makes people even more suspicious about life is that every time I date Clancy, the long-legged goddess of 175 is one head taller than Vardy when wearing high heels.
How did this cheer up the heroic spirit of Vardy?
Now, Vardy suddenly realized and felt that he had found a clear path in confusion, leading to the bright path of the tall, rich and handsome man.
It turns out that I am only rich and handsome, and Gao Guin is not involved. This time I can take at least two things!
After the halftime break, Vardy appeared happily, as if a single dog in a thousand years solved his personal life problems at once, and it seemed that he had been assigned to several acres of land for escape from famine, and his life was full of success.
When people are happy, they are already fluttering, as if Vardy, who is already in the sky, gave Manchester City another fatal blow at the beginning of the second half. After cutting in the left side, he used a sharp straight pass to penetrate Manchester City's defense line. Ronaldo went beyond the crowd and turned offside successfully, and easily pushed and shot.
This goal directly extinguished Manchester City's counterattack, and the game completely lost suspense.
However, Vardy was completely excited and sprinkled a handful of salt on Manchester City's wounds.
Just two minutes after Ronaldo scored a goal, Vardy went to the meeting alone again, and the powerful shot from the front of the penalty area directly penetrated Manchester City's goal.
Vardy wandered among the booings at the Maine Road Stadium. The louder the booings of Manchester City fans, the greater the damage Vardy brought to them, and the more fear they were about Vardy. Vardy was enjoying the trembling feeling that brought the enemy to the trembling.
Looking at the referee with an unpredictable expression, Valdi felt a sense of pleasure, and his expression naturally brought pride.
No matter what conspiracies you have, in front of absolute strength, you are all paper tigers, and you will be flattered as soon as you press them!
Of course, the important factor in Manchester United's ability to easily and neatly win Manchester City is also the funny system. If this hypnosis card was not used to play a role and the linesman continued to roam, then Manchester United might not have a chance.
Many times, a game that should be normal is destroyed by the referee. As the absolute authority on the court, they are fully capable of changing the result of a game as they please. This is the right given to them by the rules.
And when rights are lost to supervision, inexplicable things happen inexplicably.
Thinking of the lineman who was hypnotized by himself and might be sleeping soundly in a corner, Vardy couldn't help but want to mock him.
So, Vardy, who scored the goal, ran to the place where the lineman was lying down to sleep. In front of everyone, he lay on the ground, posing in the same position as the lineman, pretending to sleep!
The fans in the stands booed. Of course, they were not speaking out for the linebacker, but simply unhappy Vardy celebrated the goal.
The members of the referee team all looked like a dog-like expression. What does Valdy mean? They knew it clearly. This was a naked ridicule!
As both members of the referee team, you will prosper and lose both. Even if the lineman just did too much, you can't be so sarcastic!
The referee, who empathized, wanted to expel Vardy directly, but there was no rule that players were not allowed to pretend to sleep while celebrating goals. On the surface, this was just a novel celebration move.
If Vardy is really sent off, public opinion will definitely be overwhelming after the game. He doesn't want to receive a threat letter with bullets every morning.
Even if you want to punish Vardy, you will have to go through the FA investigation after the game and the FA will punish you.
The fans in front of the TV knelt in front of the TV, and they really knelt for Vardy.
If you don’t pay attention, this guy will start to get funny, which really caught them off guard!
Perhaps Vardy felt that he didn't learn much, so he sat up again, picked up a bottle of water from the side, took a gulp, and then lay down again in everyone's speechless eyes.
For the sake of reality, Vardy is actually quite hard!
The water from his mouth flowed out from the corner of his mouth little by little. He was using this method to perform the scene of the lineman drooling when he was sleeping just now.
I'm really convinced how he came up with it!
Just when Manchester United fans were about to be crazy, Rooney suddenly entered the picture. This guy actually stood aside and dubbed Valdy. The sound from his mouth was a huge snoring sound...
This is probably the worst time that the lineman has been hacked in history!
C Luo was watching next to him and was anxious. Some performed and voiceovers, what could he do?
Well, from now on, I'm the audience!
Ronaldo quickly kicked a ball, put it in a steady state, and made it up, as if he had moved a small stool and sat on it.
Then he acted like a good baby, grinning and applauding Vardy and Rooney, his expression being too exaggerated!
The others were really going to laugh. The good game was played, and they were led off the track by the trio again, which made people laugh.
However, Ronaldo did not receive praise from Vardy and Rooney. The reason is very simple. This guy is not at all concerned about the audience.
No wonder this guy is often criticized for diving. It turns out that everything is a problem of poor acting skills, which makes it understandable!
Vardy patted Ronaldo on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Believe me, after you retire, you can go to the fashion circle to develop, but don't enter the entertainment circle, because you find that the box of Durex on the shooting scene may be better than your acting skills!"
Chapter completed!