Since Vardy's funnyness began to become popular in the world football world, many followers imitated his style and displayed their magical powers on the court. Although they are not as successful as Vardy, the founder and master of great success, they can also gain a group of loyal fans.

They suddenly discovered that using this method can quickly attract fans and increase influence, and even if the ball is not good, it can still cost a good price.

However, obviously their imagination is not as good as Vardy, and most of the funny ways they use are used by Vardy.

I felt amazing and happy to watch it once, and I could still smile when I watched it for two games, but if I watched it too much, I would get bored. OK!

It was like in the last game, Vardy took out a hairband from his crotch and wore it on his head, which was very funny.

And imitators flocked to them, sucking out of their crotch.

Headbands, wrist guards, flags, hats... all kinds of things are different.

Something even more amazing is that there is a hamburger hidden inside. It is a competition here. He took out the hamburger as if no one else was around and started eating it. It was so shocking.

Is your burger weird?

Of course, if you can hide a sausage, you are considered awesome, but you are afraid that you will pull it wrong when you pull it out...

In view of this increasingly serious situation, football associations from all over the country are eager to formulate new regulations immediately, not allowing things to be hidden in the crotch and brought into the venue.

However, this regulation is obviously not easy to implement. Can the referees take a look at the crotch one by one before the game begins?

This time, Vardy played the wax figure in Madame Tussauds. After aroused great response, the players of several London teams followed the example without creativity. For a time, the wax figure was about to become a gathering place for professional players...

The person who was hanged here may be a Fulham player, the person who played the Pirate Captain may be a Charlton player, and the person who played himself is a West Ham United player. Tragically, this guy is too unfamous and no one knows him...

At this time, Vardy was being questioned by reporters about her relationship with Kisty, which made her feel overwhelmed.

Although Vardy doesn't care about the exposure of his relationship with anyone, it's not that he is always entangled like this.

As the goddess of the nation, Kisti has countless fans. At least more than half of men in England dream of dating Kisti one day, from 80 to 8 years old, covering all age groups.

And the holy and inviolable goddess in their hearts has fallen to the point of being with Valdi, the funny guy. Who can believe such a fact?

According to statistics from the police department, the number of suicide cases in the UK soared by 500% this week. Except for two girls who committed suicide due to severe depression, all of them were adult men.

The government department was very surprised. There was obviously something wrong with this. If you cannot find out the problem and then solve the problem, and then suicide will be everywhere in England in the future, then it will be over.

But after discussion, no one can convince everyone.

In the end, it was a man's suicide note that solved everyone's doubts.

"My goddess is no longer a goddess. She is with the funny guy. So what's the point of living in this world?"

Everyone looked at each other, looking at the answer, unable to speak.

Is this funny guy so powerful?

Well, or rather, Kisti is so attractive. She and Valdy just had an affair, and a large number of men committed suicide and committed suicide. This is simply ridiculous.

I always hear that women are more emotional and more likely to be irrational in the face of love.

However, it is now proven that men who may be injured are more vulnerable.

When Beckham and Victoria tied the knot, they didn't hear that several girls committed suicide, right?

Now, this problem is a bit tricky. The government departments can't change the constitution and prevent Valdy and Kisty from showing their affection, right?

In the end, there was no choice but to send someone to ask Vardy in a vain way. In the future, you should be careful about the influence and don’t show off your love everywhere.

Vardy was also helpless. He would not take the blame. The rise in suicide rate in England has affected the international image. With such a big hat on his head, Vardy's little head couldn't stand it.

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Just when Vardy can win the headlines if he just farts, the teams in the winter transfer market are constantly moving. Although it is not big, it will eventually have an impact on the second half of the season.

When the Glazer family took over Manchester United in the summer, the team did not move in the transfer market, which aroused strong dissatisfaction among Manchester United fans.

Perhaps because Manchester United's performance is still good now and sees hope of winning the championship in the double-line, or in order to simply appease the irritable fans, and then expand the influence of the Glazer family in the hearts of the fans, the stingy Jews finally started to spend money.

700w pounds brought strong central defender Vidic from Sparta Moscow, and 500w brought back French full-back Evra from Monaco. The two deals combined have already made more investments than Manchester United in the transfer market in the summer.

Perhaps it seems that the amount of these two transfers is not high and the players are not very famous, but Vardy is very clear that these two players are definitely excellent real-time combat power, and it is also an important puzzle for Manchester United to later revival to win the Champions League.

Manchester United's forward line is envied by all giants and salivates. In this position, Manchester United does not need to strengthen.

In the midfield, because of Keane's departure, the team has never had a strong task to replace, which is a big hidden danger.

However, this is obviously not something that can be solved in a moment. Such a top midfielder with both offense and defense is the scariest resource in the world football world. Not to mention that Manchester United can't afford to pay, even if they wave pounds all over the world, they may not be able to buy it. Such a player is definitely the treasure of the teams of each team.

So, the only thing Manchester United needs and can strengthen now is the back line that is not very reassuring.

Whether it is O'Shea, Brown, or Sylvester, partner Ferdinand is not the best choice. Frizzy and low-level mistakes are not enough. Even if they are not in the endless reach, they are absolutely unreliable. This is a very big hidden danger.

Vidic's arrival can solve this problem very well. He is strong, tall, precisely positioned, and has excellent sense of grabbing points. Such an excellent central defender only needs a transfer fee of 700,000 pounds, and Manchester United really takes a big advantage.

In the left-back position, Manchester United plays guest appearances most of the time. Although they have good defense, their assists are limited and they cannot form a good cooperation with Giggs or Vardy. If they face a team with excellent defense, the situation is likely to be that they lack this leg to walk.

Although Evra is low-key, she is good at both offense and defense. Even if Ashley Cole has always firmly occupied the title of No. 1 left-back in the Premier League, in Vardy's view, Evra's performance will definitely not be inferior to him.

These two signings are definitely worth it. Now, Manchester United can finally face any giants with confidence in the lineup!

However, several players left the team, but these players were all marginal players of the first team. At most, they followed the training. Vardy did not have much friendship with them, so they were not sad.

Professional football is a breakup and reunion, and there is nothing to be surprised about.

However, what Valdi did not expect was that he himself was deeply involved in the transfer rumors, which caused a lot of controversy.

As the top spot in the Premier League scorer list, Vardy has long been regarded as the most terrifying killer by various teams. I will give you a cold one, but you don’t know how you died!

How could such a super shooter who is already young and talented not let the wealthy families salivate and drool?

As long as Valdy is taken away, the team will not need to worry about no one in the front line for the next ten years, and maybe they will buy the future number one football player in the world.

As long as you keep moving forward according to the current progress, who dares to say that Vardy cannot become the number one person in the world football?

So, the teams began to attack Vardy one after another.

The one who longs for Vardy the most is undoubtedly Liverpool coach Betta. Although Liverpool's lineup is still a little worse than the top giants, thanks to Betta's tactics, this is not a big problem. The biggest problem that plagues the Reds now is the powerlessness of the striker.

Neither Baros nor Cice are top strikers, and their goal efficiency is too poor. Not to mention Crouch and Pangler. In front of Vardy, they have no ability to show off except height.

With such a poor front line, Beniste can lead the Red Army forward. If Vardy arrives, the Red Army will not be able to go to heaven!

Thinking about Valdy's appearance in Liverpool jersey, Benitez seemed to be about to climax.

Even though there has been no player exchanges between Manchester United and Liverpool for decades, Benitez convinced the management, hoping that they could buy Vardy to enhance their strength.

The Liverpool senior management was very shaking his head. Bei Tu just led the team to win the Champions League championship that the team had been away from for a long time. Finally, it was difficult to make some requests, so naturally they should meet them.

Fortunately, Manchester United was acquired by Jews in the United States and regarded wealth as life. If the money was in place, it seemed that it was impossible.

So, the historic tentative offer went from Liverpool to Manchester United, which may be the first time in nearly half a century, and Valdy can be recorded in history.

While Manchester United has responded, Liverpool has begun to build vigorous momentum to lay the groundwork for Valdy's joining.

Benister: I admire Vardy very much. I am sure he is the player Liverpool needs. If he can join Liverpool, he will definitely achieve the most brilliant results with us.

Gerald: If I ask which striker I like the most, besides Ronaldo, I would say it is Vardy. He has absolute speed and explosive power, and has unparalleled shooting skills. It is definitely very interesting to be able to cooperate with such a super shooter.

Alonso: Liverpool is only a super striker like Vardy. Yes, I like him very much. I can’t wait to play football with him!

Dudek: If Vardy can come to Liverpool, I will definitely welcome you with both hands, because it feels so bad to be scored by Vardy in the game!

Carragher:...
Chapter completed!