Chapter 266 Live-Action Wax Figure
Regarding Vardy's funny behavior of suddenly taking out her hair from her pants on the court, everyone's normal reaction should be to smile and pass by. After all, this is just a small part of Vardy's long funny career.
But because of Vardy's header shot and the final shot, some people linked the final shot with the headband, believing that Vardy's final shot was entirely due to this headband.
Although it is a bit idealistic, the result of this coincidence is interesting to everyone.
A man who never heads can actually make such an exaggerated shot with his head. Although I don’t know if he has broken the world record of the distance from the header, at least it hasn’t been around for a long time recently.
Could it be that this is really just a coincidence, that Vardy was fooling around?
No, it is obviously the credit of the headband!
So, Vardy's headband swept the world football world like a virus and became popular.
On the wild court, they all play with headbands. They all believe that headbands can help them score the final goal. Even if they are not good, they are good to show off...
Some wealthy people even publicly called for Vardy's hairband. If Vardy sold this hairband, there would be an extra Maserati in his garage...
But at this time, Vardy had no time to care about the rumors of headbands. He and Kisti were enjoying the romantic world of two people.
Whether Valdy or Kisti, they did not shy away from paparazzi at all. On the contrary, under the camera, they were all very natural.
Neither of them cares whether there is any scandal.
In fact, some people have already given the title of No. 1 Playboy in the Premier League on Vardy.
Liz, a member of the girl Atomic Cat, a long-legged model Crancie, a beautiful Everton team doctor, and a pair of lace edges that were said to be living with Vardy. Now, the beautiful host Kisty is added. In just over a year, Vardy has actually had so many female companions.
Perhaps he is not the most hunting for beauty, after all, many stars take the initiative to throw themselves into their arms in nightclubs every night.
But there is no need to doubt that the quality of Vardy's beauty hunting is definitely the highest. Not to mention others, Kisti alone killed everyone in seconds.
Sky Sports Beauty Host, the Most Beautiful Football Baby, the Top Three Sexiest Beauty Women in England, the Incarnation of Wisdom and Beauty, Kisty deserves the title of Goddess of the All-Nation.
And it is precisely such a goddess who can only be seen from afar but not played with, who was acquired by Vardy...
Valdy was moved by the fact that Kisty was able to come to the scene to cheer herself up;
Kisty felt very happy and comfortable with this little boy Vardy;
However, they were very cautious about the relationship between the two, and they could not forget it even if they were just turning around in bed.
Who knows what will happen in the future!
At least you'd be happy now!
Because Manchester United's next game is the third round of the FA Cup and the low-level league team, Vardy does not need to participate and he also gets a rare rest time.
Just before returning to Manchester in London, Valdy and Kisty had a pleasant few days.
Of course, Kisty has her own job and she also has to host the show, so the two of them got tired of being together for two days before they parted reluctantly.
Since Vardy, who was trapped in loneliness, had nothing to do, so just find some off-site funny guys to do their daily routine, which was also rewarded.
Although there is no specific plan, Vardy thinks it would be very interesting if he went to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum to pretend to be a wax figure!
Thinking of this, Vardy immediately took action and rushed to Madame Tussauds' Wax Museum.
As a famous tourist attraction in London, the Wax Museum receives thousands of tourists every day. If you are not lucky, you may have to queue for a few hours.
There was no way, looking at the long queue, Vardy could only find the staff, show his identity as a star, and tell them about his action plan, which was why he received the cooperation of the venue staff.
Vardy, a funny guy with his own headline aura, is destined to be so cool no matter where he goes. Although Madame Tussauds's Wax Museum is famous enough, it is also beneficial to expose it from time to time, so the two sides hit it off.
At this time, Vardy thought about the importance of the team and felt more and more that he should build a team to serve his funny people.
In order to cooperate with Vardy's actions, the venue staff worked hard and found several sets of clothes that matched the theme scenes in the venue.
First, Vardy put on linen clothes and applied some red dye to the clothes and face. It looked no different from blood. Under the light, it looked extremely terrifying.
That's right, Vardy would play the role of the tortured person in a haunted house, an extremely tragic kind.
Soon, with the help of the staff, Vardy entered the role, but in order not to appear abrupt, another staff member cooperated with him to play, which seemed real.
The staff held the torture instrument and made a grim expression. Vardy in front of the torture instrument strangled his neck with a rope, and his hands felt like he was trying hard to break free from the constraints of the rope. His growing mouth made his expression very painful. This may be a very popular method of execution two centuries ago.
Because there are various tortured wax figures next to them, the two of them are not out of place with the surrounding environment.
Because of the realistic wax figures, it is unlikely that normal people can see that there is a pair of real people involved.
If it weren't for the staff who were very familiar with the wax museum, tourists would definitely not be able to see it.
This is the basic condition for Vardy to be funny.
Of course, the premise of reality is that Vardy has enough acting skills and is guaranteed not to be exposed because of movement. If someone is caught out because of his breathing too much, it would be too embarrassing.
Soon, after Vardy put on his styling, visitors began to enter one after another.
This is a young man and woman who looks like they are in a relationship. Their intimacy looks like they are carrying two bags of dog food and scattering wherever they go. Even if Vardy is not a single dog, she feels very abused.
Show your love and die quickly!
Well, it’s you, let you show off when you’re fine!
Vardy smiled in her heart, but she remained silent on the surface.
The girl was very excited along the way, tirelessly taking photos with every wax figure, and sometimes she imitated the wax figure to take photos. Although the boy was very tired, his expression was always relaxed.
Vardy looked at him without squinting, and still made that painful and wailing expression. As he kept muttering in his heart, the girl came to him.
"Dear, I'll be like being tortured, you must take a better photo of me!" the girl said with a bright smile.
The boy looked around and saw no one, and smiled and said, "How about we also play the torture position at night?"
The girl said coquettishly and rolled her eyes, looking charming.
The couple flirted unscrupulously, but Valdy felt like she was beating a dog.
They should not be so hungry that they fight here directly. You know, many young people like different stimulation.
Fortunately, this did not happen. The girl knelt next to Valdi and put on the same position as Valdi, as if her neck was strangled by a rope, and she couldn't break free. Her expression was painful and desperate. If this was not a wax figure, she would definitely be able to hear the screams.
The boy lifted the camera seriously, pointed it at the girl, and prepared to take a photo.
At this time, Vardy felt that the time was ripe.
In this gloomy and terrifying place, Vardy began to take action!
Keep your expressions unmoving and different postures, just deflecting your head at a very, very slow speed, just like turning your head to look at the person on the side.
"One, two, eggplant...ah!!!!!!!"
The boy was about to press the shutter and completely saw the scene of Vardy turning his head like a zombie. He was so scared that he didn't even say the eggplant. He let out a heart-wrenching scream and the camera was thrown away by him.
The girl was startled by her boyfriend's reaction and took a good photo. Why did she suddenly feel like she was in a state of sensation? Could it be that her posture and expression were too scary?
Just as he was thinking, the girl felt something was wrong and subconsciously glanced left and right.
But when she turned to look to the right, she happened to face Vardy. The two of them had the same expression and the same movements, and it seemed that they were looking in the mirror.
The girl turned her head over again, but she didn't react at the first time.
But the next second, she collapsed!
The wax figure just now should be aiming at the front, and I was learning his posture, but why are you facing me so close now?
Thinking of this, all the fear in the girl's heart burst out in an instant, and a devastating scream almost knocked down the wax museum.
Following the boy's footsteps, the girl ran out of the haunted house with no chance, screaming as she ran, as if countless ghosts were chasing her behind her.
When the two of them ran away, Valdy suddenly burst into laughter without any image, and the staff of the venue behind Valdy could not help laughing.
"Mr. Valdy, I have to remind you, yours is so scary. If this couple is scared, our venue will not be responsible!"
Vardy smiled and nodded. Although it was really scary, it was unlikely that it would cause problems if it scared. He would not attack the elderly and children.
But Vardy didn't know if the couple could still get together just now.
At a critical moment, the boy left the girl and ran away by himself. This was simply the biggest killer of a couple relationship.
Well, I might have done something that I didn’t have xx. The couple lived a good life and didn’t do anything bad to the sky, so I broke up the others. Can this be understood as an alternative old Wang next door?
Chapter completed!