The reason for making this Tuoxiang is not to hide in the whole costume party, otherwise this Tuoxiang will be meaningless and wasteful except for posing.

For the sake of reality, or to create a sweeping atmosphere, the skilled craftsman deliberately opened several small holes in the tip and placed dry ice in it.

So what everyone saw was that this luoxiang was still emitting heat...

Everyone was amazed and sighed at Vardy's heavy taste.

Even Cranci was a little scared, he was afraid that Vardy would have to play a heavy-tasting game with him next time.

However, the sigh was only a moment, and soon everyone diverted their attention and started dancing and playing. When they accidentally noticed this Tuoxiang, they could only smile knowingly.

And when everyone doesn't pay attention to this poop, it's time for Vardy to start pranking.

A pot of surfaces was prepared in advance, and dyed them with dye to gray-black, with moderate dryness. If they were pinched into a circling shape of moderate size, then many people would definitely go far after seeing them with their noses pinched and walked away.

Open a small door from the base of the poop, put down a piece of poop that you have pinched, and quickly close the small door. The rest of the job is to wait and see which unlucky guy will step on it...

The unlucky guy didn't make Vardy wait for long, and the young model who was about to play Cinderella and turned into a princess accidentally hit the stage.

Puchi!

This sound is not loud and it does not attract other people's attention!

But the young model's scream changed everyone's eyes.

Cinderella quickly raised her feet and suddenly found that there was a lump of Xiang under her feet, and it was Xiang who had been trampled on it, so she almost fainted!

It was so embarrassing that I actually stepped on a piece of poop!

At that moment, she felt that everyone looked at her with contempt and pity.

Indeed, everyone was whispering in a circle.

However, the focus of everyone's attention is why a lump suddenly appeared in the hall!

This is the hall of the costume party, not the bathroom, so how could a piece of poop appear for no reason?

It feels like a fantasy!

Vardy saw the expressions of everyone through several small holes, and was satisfied. This was the effect she wanted.

Soon, the employees of the party contracting company cleaned up the trampled Xiang, and the party was able to continue.

But it’s hard to say how much interest everyone still has!

After a long time, the atmosphere finally became warmer again, and the Cinderella had left in shame. She was really embarrassed to appear in front of everyone again.

However, Vardy would not be satisfied with playing so little next time.

Seeing that someone was passing by, Vardy quickly opened the small door, held a small piece of cake in his hand, and directly applied to someone else's legs or shoes, and then quickly stopped and closed the door. He actually used his terrifying explosive power to this place.

The first young model didn't notice Vardy's evil hand at all. She just felt that her leg was touched, and she didn't care at all, and she was still having a good time.

Vardy continued to carry out his sinful plan, without any intention of being sympathetic and frequently took action.

It was not until the third person that he screamed sensitively, and then he found the smeared Xiang on his legs. At that moment, the girl was so embarrassed that she was so embarrassed.

Her scream naturally attracted everyone's attention, and when everyone saw what was wiping on her legs, they felt their stomachs churning.

What's going on? A good costume party, first someone stepped on the poop, but now someone rubbed on the lap. Did she go to the bathroom just now?

And this made the two girls who had been wiped by Valdy just now feel something wrong. When she looked down, she saw that there were something similar to poop on her legs, and she almost went crazy!

The whole party was in chaos, screaming in surprise, and some even thought this might be a supernatural event.

But when the supernatural incident was mentioned, several Manchester United players immediately had a flash of inspiration and thought of the last murder case in the visiting team's locker room.

The methods of committing crimes are similar, they are all hidden and pranks. This is Vardy's usual technique.

Thinking about Vardy's strangeness disappearing now, the answer is almost surfaced.

Vardy squatted in the poop disguise and saw everyone gathering to discuss, but he didn't care. He didn't believe that this group of animals with developed limbs and simple minds could find the truth through clues.

Anyway, the prank has ended, and now all Vardy has to do is to transfer the party to the courtyard and sneak out by himself. If the plan doesn't work, then it's too late to stay in the poop disguise for a while until the party is over.

"It must be Jamie, this guy likes to play these tricks!"

"Yes, if I find him out, I will definitely stuff these poops into his mouth!"

"It's not enough to add me and let him eat poop, then remove all of him and throw it out and run naked!"

......

Soon, the clue was traced to the scene. Everyone found that the poop stomped and the poop smeared just now happened next to the large pile of abrupt poop, so the answer was about to come out.

So, everyone smiled grimly and slowly surrounded the big pile of poop played by Vardy.

Valdy noticed something was wrong, so she wanted to escape, lifted it up slightly, and stood on tiptoe and wanted to move the poop and move the position. The danger factor was too high to stay here.

Everyone saw the poop starts moving on its own, and they have determined the answer, and quickly surrounded it.

Vardy hit a man with this poop and almost bounced back. At this time, he had no way out.

I feel like I'm going to be bad, but I must not sit back and wait for death.

Suddenly lifting the poop lid, Vardy jumped up!

“surprise!”

Vardy suddenly shouted loudly.

"Are you surprised?"

But obviously, it is impossible for Vardy to cover things up so simply.

Perhaps those young models didn't have the courage to attack Vardy, but his good friends would not give him any face.

The flesh fist hits the flesh, and the puff sounds!

"I almost messed up the party with my own fault!"

"I asked you to smear my female companion, which made me lose all my interest!"

"I won't let you eat enough to eat poop today, and I will quit professional football in the future!"

......

Several animals beat Valdi up while venting their mouths. Valdi really made them feel disgusted, and the good party was boring.

If Vardy hadn't found the last chance to sneak out of the encirclement, he would have probably stripped away his animals and paraded in the streets!

Vardy had a Christmas Eve that was not considered safe, but he was still very happy because during the system calculation, the funny guys on the off-site got him a little free feature points.

......

After the team reassembled training, the players immediately felt the atmosphere of the storm, and the seriousness of Ferguson and Queroz made the players a little nervous.

There is no way. Manchester United was suppressed by Chelsea in the Premier League. Although the distance is not particularly far, Chelsea's stability is simply impeccable. In addition, Manchester United itself has unstable performance. If it continues, one will rise and fall, and Manchester United will definitely miss the championship.

Moreover, compared with Chelsea's lineup, the bench depth is far from enough. When the Champions League knockout starts and the two-front battles begin, Manchester United will have no chance to catch up with Chelsea.

So after Christmas, when the Champions League knockout stage begins, Manchester United must catch up with Chelsea in the league, otherwise they will have to give up the league and specialize in the Champions League.

As for the next game against Birmingham, Ferguson even issued a kill order and could not defeat his opponent. No one should think about having a holiday in the future.

Vardy knows Ferguson's iron fist better than anyone else. If anyone dares to provoke his authority, he will only end up getting out of here, so he thinks he should be honest recently and don't get into trouble.

Before the game, Valdi deliberately presetted a task in the system. The funny guy who did not complete the last time celebrated the goal, and this time he must complete it.

Birmingham is not very capable, but they obviously don't want Manchester United to easily take a victory, so they resist very tenaciously.

However, under the pressure of Ferguson, Manchester United players dared not not to fight desperately, so Birmingham's efforts finally fell into vain.

In the 15th minute of the game, Scholes used his signature shot from the front of the penalty area to help Manchester United start the first record. With one goal in his hand, the remaining games were very easy to play.

Although Vardy was also happy that the team took the lead, he did not score the goal by himself. He said he was very unhappy and wanted to celebrate the goal funny.

But that doesn't matter. Even if you don't score a goal, it won't stop you from stealing the spotlight.

It’s not that Vardy likes to steal the spotlight, but that he thinks that infinite fancy stealing the spotlight should be considered in the category of funny people. Even if the value is not high, it can still gain free characteristics points if it accumulates a small amount.

As for how to steal the spotlight, Valdi doesn’t even need to think about it specifically. Isn’t there any ready-made role model figures in the previous life?

The king of heaven covers the earth tiger, look at me, the Great Jiro, the river demon in the pagoda, he is the most coquettish.

As a "celebrational striker", Giroud has a deep foundation and no one can surpass him.

When his teammates scored goals, he was always the one who rushed to the front and hugged and celebrated with the goalkeeper;

Even if he ran over the bench and was one step late, he would jump to the highest point, be high above, and pose for a look and show;

If you want to be more excited, then just push the goal down - let you show off, lie down and give me all the shots!

With such a typical character, Valdy still needs to create a self-taught posture, just copy it.

Now, let me become a "celebrational striker" too.

Thinking of this, Vardy rushed over directly and pushed the goal down and was not very excited. She just celebrating Scholes with her teammates, then possessed her and yelled at Scholes, who was confused - the goal is so beautiful!

It was said that it was Scholes, and the other teammates also opened their mouths and couldn't speak.

May I ask, just a goal, are you so excited?
Chapter completed!