Chapter 168 Come and satisfy me
With Vardy's three-match, Everton beat the Premier League leader Chelsea at home, shocking the entire European football world!
Who is Chelsea?
With a super rich formation and a super invincible coach, he swept the Premier League with a strong opponent, and he was unstoppable in the Champions League and crushed in various ways. He is one of the most terrifying strong teams in European football. If it weren't for not having a strong historical background, he would have been regarded as a super rich family!
And such a Blue Army, which was almost invincible in the world, was defeated by Everton at Goodison Park Stadium.
Or it is not appropriate to say this. It should be said that Vardy alone defeated the army!
What a super giant like Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool have not done, and they were killed by Vardy alone!
It was an incredible night!
The Times: God is incarnated as Vardy defeats Chelsea alone, it is an epic game!
"Daily Telegraph": Super Rising Stars shine in Britain, the Three Lions Legion has a promising future!
"Mirror": Inspirational Divaldi completes the most glorious battle in his life, and Chelsea was slaughtered!
"Echo": Great night, great Valdi!
"The Sun": Even a hat trick against the super giant Chelsea can't steal Vardy's funny limelight. The world is shocked by peeing in the middle of the game!
A small advertisement on a telephone pole: Do you want to treat a prostate disease like Vardy? Please go to Liverpool Blue Sky Hospital. If you don’t take medicine or surgery, it will take effect in three minutes and will be invalid.
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The fans' reaction was also very excited.
"Who is the real Vardy? Is it the one who sways with tomatoes? Or the one who sports a crazy hat trick against Chelsea? Or the one who suddenly runs to pee in the middle of the game?"
"I just said there must be something wrong with this game. Vardy is not funny. So is it still Vardy? Even if he beats Vardy alone, he is also a funny guy!"
"It's a pity that Vardy didn't pee directly on the lawn. I really want to see how long he is!"
"Then if you win, you will definitely be very confident!"
"No, I'm a woman!"
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In general, Vardy played a hat trick against Chelsea, and one person defeated a super strong team, and the fans were shocked!
But everyone is still more interested in Vardy running to pee. Obviously, the fans have been taken a little by little by Vardy's funny guy!
However, Vardy still became the whole city, oh no, the hero of half the city, the sacred place in the hearts of all Everton fans.
As for Liverpool fans in the city, they have long hated Vardy!
After this epic victory, Everton surpassed Arsenal again and became the second in the Premier League standings, with a dark horse being the one who went all the way to the end!
Even Chelsea failed to gain advantage in Everton. Can't we say that Everton is a strong team?
It's really interesting. Everton has completely played the role of Chelsea killer this season. He played four times and Chelsea draws and loses two times. He really didn't take any advantage!
Mourinho felt that he would need to see Everton take a detour in the future, which was his destined nemesis!
Vardy also jumped to second place in the scorer list through this hat trick, which was so surprising that he couldn't speak.
Before we knew it, everyone realized that Vardy had already scored so many goals!
He scored 17 goals in 27 games, only one goal less than the Arsenal super striker Henry, who ranked first in the scorer list!
This is not a newcomer's performance. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a super shooter!
After all, it is not the era when Mello jointly drew his scorer list data outside Mars. Most forwards will never reach such goal data in their lifetime.
And more importantly, Vardy's appearances are far less than Henry. In short, his goal efficiency is higher than Henry.
This has to be amazing!
Ferguson regrets that if Vardy had not loaned him to Everton, then the one who had now beaten Chelsea would have become Manchester United!
Where do you have to fight for a Champions League place now?
The league champion has been won long ago!
But it's still too late to regret now. All he has to do is to quickly take back Vardy as soon as the season ends.
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Vardy was full of doubts at this time. Although he should have the strength of a first-class star with the assistance of the system, even if he was in a state of extreme shape, he would not have defeated Chelsea alone!
This made him very confused.
But he finally found the answer in the system!
People can always burst out with their greatest potential at the critical moment of life and death, and that's how Vardy is playing!
In that game, Vardy fully demonstrated 120% of his ability to show such dominance.
However, as soon as the game ended, I immediately became depressed and returned to normal.
It is difficult to get into such a state. If Vardy hadn't thought he was dead, he would definitely not have performed so well!
Well, no matter what, there are gains and losses. Even if you pee on the court once, if you win the game, the result will be perfect!
In this game, Vardy scored a hat trick, the team scored three points, plus the best player in the game without any suspense. Vardy received a total of seven yuan in prize money, which was the most rewarding time he had ever gained.
The only shame is that he did not get characteristic points in this game, which made Vardy very dissatisfied!
He has peed in the game. Is there anything more funny than this?
The system's explanation left Vardy speechless for a moment. This is the system's punishment. It's not Vardy's proactive funny thing. If Vardy still does this next time, then the system will definitely send him a red envelope!
Will you still pee next time?
Valdy felt chill when she thought about it!
Forget it, I don't want this amount anymore!
Entering the store, Vardy bought a piece of offensive feature fragment without hesitation. This time, after collecting six pieces, he can synthesize a new offensive feature!
God bless me, give me a free kick feature!
This is not Vardy's pretentiousness. It is mainly because after scoring a free kick twice in that game with Manchester City, everyone thought he was a free kick expert and always asked him to give him a free kick.
He knew that he could be a nonsense free kick!
So every time this time, he was embarrassed and refused to play a free kick on the grounds of his poor condition.
Although he has started practicing free kicks more, how can a high-end skill like free kicks be so easy to master?
In order to avoid continuing to embarrassment in the future, and also to give yourself an extra scoring skill, it is still necessary to get a free kick feature!
Come on, system, I'm ready!
Chapter completed!