"Gray...onychomycosis?"

Chen Yan stood in a daze in front of the bathroom mirror. Suddenly, he found that there seemed to be a piece of dirty thing on the nail of the middle finger of his left hand.

He quickly stopped brushing his teeth, flushed and scrubbed hard... However, the gray and black were still stubbornly entrenched on his nails. No, it should be said that the gray and thunderous spots were obviously the color of the nails themselves.

"I remember onychomycosis is an infectious disease, which is not true, right?" A little scared made him lose his sleepiness after getting up. "But it seems really gray." After Shen Yan repeatedly checked and confirmed that he had to clean it hard and then checked and confirmed, he had to admit a cruel fact. The middle finger nail was not stained with some dirty things, but it turned gray, and the color distribution was very even...

A middle-aged man gloating and hysterical shout sounded in his ears: "I got onychomycosis, one infected two people! I want to ask how to treat it, use xx sooner or later! Ah~ use xx sooner or later!" The most clear advertising memories gave him another heavy blow to this unhappy morning.

"Maybe it's just that the nails have turned gray, not necessarily onychomycosis." Chen Yan said to himself with a lucky heart, knowing that the possibility is not high. But thinking that today is obviously a weekend but still has to work overtime and go on a business trip outside the country! He feels even more depressed.

"I have encountered so many unlucky things in my life, and the ups and downs of life are so great that I can't count them." He started to complain in the mirror habitually. Perhaps it was practice that made perfect. The more vicissitudes of that tone, the more vicissitudes it would be. "God, you can't do it well. Try to pay attention to others? Get out of your narrow and closed social circle and benefit more people. Is it interesting to keep staring at me alone?"

"I just ask if it's interesting!" At this time, the water in the basin was already full. He finally shouted a word to the mirror as a conclusion, and then he pierced his head into the water. Until he couldn't hold back his breath, he raised his head with a "ha". Then he shook his head vigorously like a lion, throwing the wet water droplets on his hair everywhere.

Just when he admires the mirror, how handsome he is, and can't even see enough.

The toilet door was pushed open from outside.

"What are you doing in Chen Yan? It's dragging." A tall and fair-skinned young woman rushed in with a pair of hazy sleepy eyes. She didn't care about Chen Yan standing in front of the mirror at all, and walked around him and sat directly on the toilet.

"Uh~" Little Shuihua made her beautiful little face wrinkle into a bun!

"Chen Yan, you've got the water everywhere again!"

The woman apricot with wide eyes, she trembled slightly with her fists, not knowing whether it was because she was too angry or the coolness had not yet dissipated. However, she also broke free from the sleepy entanglement with her coolness.

Chen Yan grinned and fled from the bathroom. Behind him, his girlfriend's angry battle cry came, "Chen Yan, I want to break up with you! Break up!"

"Okay, as long as you are happy." A weak answer came from outside the toilet. Then there was the sound of heating breakfast, packing your backpack, and finally, amid the explanation of "Remember to lock the door when leaving", someone hurried to work.

****

"Xiaofang, I want to break up with Chen Yan!"

Looking at Chen Yan's back who hurried to work from the window, his girlfriend was so angry! She didn't apologize? She gritted her toothbrush and took out her fruit cell phone, dialed her best friend in a crackling manner. As soon as the phone was connected, she started complaining, from Chen Yan snoring while sleeping to not washing her hands after going to the bathroom... countless evil deeds that Chen Yan did rushed towards the other end of the phone like a tide.

A few minutes later, even snoring sounds came from the other side of the phone.

"Xiao Fang!"

"Sister, do you know what time is it?" A crazy shout came from the other side of the phone, "I worked overtime until the early morning yesterday. I just fell asleep and called me. If I harass you like this, I will be out of touch!"

There was also a tomboy on the other side. If it were an ordinary person, he would probably have a big cold sweat on his forehead when he heard such a bear.

However, is Chen Yan's girlfriend an ordinary person? She has obviously been immune to her best friend's toughness. She came out of the toilet and placed her hands-free phone on the table. While stretching out her little paws to grab breakfast buns, she replied casually, "It's okay, it doesn't hurt."

"Really?" The voice opposite instantly rose octave.

"Dream, I've seen through you a long time ago. Look at me and you'll test you out." Chen Yan's girlfriend bit the bun with a domineering moment, "Give up, I won't leave it to you."

"Tsk, use this to fool me again." Seeing that there was no sew on the egg, the opposite side suddenly lost its energy and lay down lazily again. "No need to publicize it everywhere, I also know that you are a psychopath... I know that you are a psychopath all day long. Is there anything else to say except this?"

"Hehe, do you envy?"

"I envy... Nothing! Don't you think it's a very cruel thing to say to a female migrant worker who usually works overtime until the early morning, and has bad skin, haggard face, no emotions, no time, no sex or men, and does not hook up with men?" The other party added as if he had woken up, "Do you treat me as a tree hole or your best friend?"

"Ah haha~ Who made you show off your cars, houses, and salary all day long? You get tens of thousands of dollars a month. I am also envious of marrying a handsome and rich husband."

Is there any difference between a tree hole and a best friend?

This question cannot be discussed. If you eat buns, change the topic immediately. "I tell you, this breakup may become real," he bit the little face of the buns, wrinkled into another bun, "My mother said, "What's the use of Chen Yan being good-looking? Can he be as handsome as TFs? She thought Chen Yan had no future and wanted to send me to study abroad for graduate school, and marry a domineering president in the future... My mother has become younger and younger recently, and she has started to watch the heroine's essays."

"Haha~ Your mother is actually a fan of TF! It's so funny, I'm so laughing." The "tree hole" opposite was poked and laughed at me, and she rolled on the bed with joy. After a long time, she continued. "Yes, your Chen Yan is a young civil servant and earns a salary. But even so, your mother is too careless, right? Everyone is young, how can you decide that there is no future in one go? Don't bully the young man poor? Tell your mother that you will break off the engagement now and slap in the face in the future."

"I took that small character, our Yanyan is a big civil servant." Chen Yan's girlfriend was silly with her best friend, and she didn't think there was anything wrong with complaining about her mother.

"Don't listen to your mom. Although the salary of civil servants is low, they have stable jobs and have a lot of time to take care of their families. Besides, what if they start a career in the official career! When your family Chen Yan becomes a high-ranking official, your children will be able to drive luxury cars and pick up beautiful girls in the future. If something happens, they will say 'Who dares to arrest me? My dad is **', and ask you if you are handsome!"

"Your child's surname is Li," because they are too familiar with each other's character, Chen Yan's girlfriend quickly picked out the points of the complaint without delaying any of them.

"He probably has no hope for his career... Oh, I tell you, half of the time I quarreled with him to break up because of this. My old Shen is too unmotivated! He goes home to play games after get off work, and just works just to make a living! And he is so proud. He doesn't give gifts to his leaders during the Chinese New Year and the holidays. I'm worried that he will be a little civil servant in his life. It's been a good thing that he has been fooling around in the past few years after graduation. After a long time, my mother will definitely turn against him. Do you know the conflict between parents-in-law?"

"My parents-in-law... There are too many complaints about this word. In fact, men are like this. They are very naive after just a few years of graduation. When they encounter setbacks, they will be a few years older." The best friend who has no boyfriend on the opposite side pretends to be very experienced."

"Bah! Disgusting! I won't let my old man touch that old woman! I'm 360 degrees strictly guarding my old man, and I want to attack my old man, not to mention the door or window! Not to mention the leader or best friend."

"Don't pull me up... Wait, why do you feel like you've stepped on your tail? You won't be hit by me, right?" The best friend on the opposite side suddenly lost all sleepiness and was ready to listen to a big gossip. Unspoken rules must be unspoken rules! When she thought that her best friend bragged about "her old Shen" all day long, she was so excited that she felt numb all over! She couldn't even take care of sleeping. The only regret was... How great would it be if the leader of Chen Yan's unit was a handsome guy, two handsome men were 100% perfect.

"It's not true," Chen Yan's girlfriend lay softly on the breakfast table, leaning her face against her cell phone and speaking.

"That woman has a husband, she works in a ministries and commissions in the capital. I heard that her future is great... But the key to the problem is not here! The problem is, you know, the leader's father is the mayor of our city. She found a unit to work at home because she is afraid of being idle... You said she has a good life but she has to work. It's not that she is idle! You, a second generation, don't bully men and women, don't show off and slap in the face, don't travel around the world, don't stock up on land and speculate in real estate. Even if it's really idle, go to the capital to accompany your husband, what kind of civil servant can you be! You will get hemorrhoids when you sit in the office all day long!"

"Ah?" My best friend was confused when she heard this. There were no unspoken rules. Since there were no unspoken rules, why are you so explosive?

"What, I know you didn't understand. I tell you, unlike companies, their institutions are different from those of you. They are rotten and decayed! Since the mayor daughter has occupied the position of the section chief, she doesn't want to be motivated. No matter how good the people below do in any department, no one can be promoted unless she doesn't want to do it. If she wants to be transferred to another department, she needs more opportunities. Of course, holding her thighs is also the same way, but my old Shen doesn't want to... I don't want to!"

"Tsk tsk, that's a snow-white golden thigh." My best friend slapped her mouth twice, and suddenly realized that there were many complaints in the middle. "This is wrong, Xiaoyu. Look, now your old Shen already has a proud girlfriend, a mysterious and elegant girlfriend, and a direct boss who is the daughter of the mayor... And his parents died, and he had no car and a house! Why did I smell the smell of a rotten urban harem ambiguous online article? Could it be that your fresh meat has a hidden identity as the King of Soldiers?"

"It's still a killer! I just want to ask, who is the 'mysterious and elegant girlfriend' you said?" Chen Yan's girlfriend's complaints are always as sharp as flying knives, and can poke people's hearts and lungs along the radio waves.

"...Chen Xiaoyu, do you know that you can't make friends like this?" The other person vomited blood, and let me secretly praise you, you will die? Didn't I already praise you for being arrogant? Humph, there is absolutely no quick curse in between.

"Then what should I do?" Change the topic quickly, otherwise the headline "Best friends turn against each other and kill each other on the streets" will be staged.

"Call it, men are like monkeys, they need to cultivate conditioned reflexes. For example...every time he improves, you will unlock a new posture and reward it? After a long time, you will be trained." The emotional expert without a boyfriend said.

"Rise your hand."

"Be good, ask."

"How can I break the posture after it has been unlocked long ago?"

"...Hang the phone! My aunt is here, I feel sorry for you, and I need more rest." The empty, lonely and cold single I-woman is forced to be fed dog food. How can I live this life?

"Don't, dear, I won't make trouble again." Chen Xiaoyu begged for mercy to the half bowl of porridge on the table, and he didn't feel kind-hearted at first glance. "Dear, do you continue talking, except this?"

"... Then you can make suggestions afterwards. According to psychological experts' analysis, it is said that after finishing the work, men have a slight sense of guilt towards women in addition to wanting to sleep. At this time, women make requests, as long as they are not too much, they can generally get satisfactory answers." Emotional experts are transferred to the sex experts and go online again.

"Oh, I can't use this method."

"Why?"

"I was setting off fireworks at that time, and my consciousness was all blank."

"Dou" the other party's phone has hung up, and the single dog said he was over and didn't want to pay attention to you anymore.

"Oh, Xiaofang, you are useless. In the end, you have to use the old method!" Chen Xiaoyu threw down her cell phone, grabbed the last bun in the bowl, counted the buns and said, "Break up, don't break up, break up, don't break up, break up... Then let's separate for a while, all this is God's will." She found a piece of paper and wrote a breakup letter with her teeth and claws, but in the end she did not forget to indicate it.

"If you dare to do something random during this period, you will be allowed to wait until I come back! (Draw scissors)"

So they broke up like this.

As for the breakup text message? Of course, I sent it to him by tying the time before getting on the plane. I waited until he couldn't call, couldn't find anyone, didn't want to have a tea or food, and I regretted it when my belt was getting looser, I knew how important I, Chen Xiaoyu, was!

The plan is perfect!

****

Modern men and women are enthusiastic in harmony and free and easy in separation.

What's more, Chen Xiaoyu originally planned to have a short holiday, and she was stimulating someone while thinking about it, so she didn't need to be sad and sad. She was even a little proud. She simply packed up her belongings, and didn't even take away the toothbrush. She dragged a fashionable trolley case and left the community. Most of the things in this room were bought by her and Shen Yan in a joint venture. If she broke up, she had to call her moving company.

Chen Xiaoyu was walking on the road and did not forget to call her best friend, chattering about how wise and martial, how tough and decisive she was. So much so that on the other side of the phone, her best friend with dark circles wanted to die. Chen Xiaoyu, who was just talking on the phone, didn't notice it at all. Just as she left, as many as a dozen black SUVs drove from several main roads one after another, gathered around the community, blocking all main roads of the community cleanly.

A large group of people in black suits walked out of the car, putting their hands in their pockets, and encircled the residential building where Chen Yan lived in a tactical squad.

"Does that cohabiting girlfriend who seems to be the target need to be controlled?" someone asked in the car, which was only one way away from Chen Xiaoyu.

"No, we only have one goal." Another person decisively rejected his suggestion. "In the drawing room, outsiders will die at any time, don't do any unnecessary actions. Always remember... God is staring at us!"
Chapter completed!