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Chapter 44 Neighbors

The above are the two largest business deals that Chen Yan has done since opening a store. This kind of business that opens the door and waits for the fish to take the bait is not so easy to do. Especially when there are many unreasonable bird people in the world, this is especially true.

For example, someone took a chopped hand and opened his mouth and asked Chen Yan to help him create a person. Chen Yan took out a pair of chopsticks speechlessly and said that I would treat you. Now I have it and I have it, so can you prepare the table dishes for me?

...

Some people came to ask about their relationship...

Chen Yan was so angry that he took eight bird eggs and rolled around on the table. But after playing for a long time, he looked up. The guy across from him was still bowing his head and depressed!

Chen Yan slammed the table, "I said, do you understand the rules? Do you still want me to help? If you think about it, you should say: Master, is it necessary for you to do this to make me more tactful and last for the relationship?"

"...Master, is it because you did this that I can make my feelings last longer?"

"No," Chen Yan changed his expression in an instant, stood up with a stern face and took the eight bird eggs into the kitchen, "I mean, hurry up and roll a few eggs for me, I'm not an emotional consultant!"

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There are also people who come to make money. I hope Chen Yan can help him guide the location of a big treasure. Whenever this time, Chen Yan feels that he was very stupid back then. When playing games, he actually believes that NPC will really tell you the location of the treasure... If there is a treasure, I don’t know how to dig it by myself?

"Yes!" At this time, Chen Yan would usually agree happily, and then take out a letter that had been prepared long ago, "Send this letter to the Golden Field Monastery first, and I will tell you the next clue after receiving the reply."

This step dissuaded 99% of the bored people. The last one left with confidence with the trust. I don’t know if he was still on the road or something, but I never came back anyway. Even if I come back, Chen Yan still has 99 series of tasks waiting for him!

If he can really complete it, it means he has made a fortune... If you collect 99 gems, ask if you are afraid? There are also small notes in the corners of the world, and learn about Ubisoft's stupid box game.

Fifteen-year veteran game player said that the longest path he has taken in his life is Ubisoft's routine.

...

The most overwhelming thing is that a woman actually came to resurrect him with a dead man on her back.

You're already interesting!

Of course the woman knew it well. She was not giving up anymore. It wasn’t the temple that refused to accept it (after the resurrection period) would she come here?

Of course, Chen Yan refused. For this reason, the woman almost tried all the ways to do it. She couldn't lure her money. Finally, she used a knife to hold his neck and wanted to burn his house! Chen Yan still spread his hands and said that she really couldn't be resurrected... If I had this ability, I would still be a sage of yarn!

If you stand in the Winter City Square, you will put a sign "Professional Resurrection, Don't Be Afraid of Fun" in it. If you don't have a lot of money, what do you want?

The woman left heartbrokenly... Chen Yan thought the matter would end there. As a result, when he came to the next day, he found that there was a new grave on the hillside opposite the house!!!

What do I fuck...

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Being a man is difficult, being a wise man is even more difficult, and being a male wise man is even more difficult!

No wonder so many sages have "introverted and weird" personalities, which are all forced by society! I have only been in one winter and half a spring, so I am almost depressed!

Especially after spring, when the road no longer becomes a barrier, more and more people come. Many people hear that there is a wise man here. Even if nothing is happening, they will come to see something new... because this is a wise man living! Then they scrape their hearts and think of some strange questions to make things difficult for me. Chen Yan, how boring do you think the people in the North are?

Unfortunately, it's so boring!

In the agricultural society, I am busy for three months a year, and Isn’t the rest of the time boring?

So much so that Chen Yan doubted more than once whether he had entered the wrong behavior and turned into funny things in the end. Is this the world's fault or something wrong with me?

In fact, after doing those two big orders, Chen Yan thought about whether he would not be a wise man... Just selling viagra and female plastic surgery is enough to make him rich as a country! Is it meaningful to continue being a wise man? However, it is just thinking about it, because what Chen Yan pursues is never money (serious face), but its influence on the world!

The power to leverage the world and change destiny!

When Chen Yan looked up at the sky, he saw not only clouds, but also giant dragons flying wings, romantic and infinite star worlds, constellations representing the gods, and... a circle of cities that lie high above the heavens!

For him, this was the city thousands of years ago! Thousands of years later, all he left was a ruin. Thousands of years ago he was the laurel that was killed by his mother at a glance, and Thousands of years later, he was the ignorant little civil servant Chen Yan.

Will the worst result be worse than this? If that's the case, why not try to make some changes?!

Chen Yan was not worried that he would affect the plan of Ms. Huancheng. How many coincidences would a small flying insect have to affect a big storm? Besides, does Ms. Huancheng really have a plan? Chen Yan felt that he was just willful and did whatever he wanted... Anyway, there was no power to threaten Ms. The only person who could argue with her was a dead house.

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He never got tired of speaking and had to change the rules of life, and to lie down at night.

The sun sets, and just as most people are about to go to bed and play with their wives, Chen Yan gets up. He brushes his teeth, washes his face, and goes to the bathroom to wash his hands and eats breakfast. Then he pulls the door bolt opens and pushes open the nailed door and walks into the courtyard.

You read that right, it is "the nailed door". The door of the wooden house is full of exaggerated iron nails, which are fixed with the door frame. The door says, "Don't knock, no! It's really not here! Are you a person who is wrong? I said it's not here!"... Seeing these warnings on the nailed door and the door, those who are usually stupid will be stopped.

But smart people will find that the real door is actually with the door frame.

This is a trick, but it works very well.

Then breathe fresh air and do morning exercises. It is like lifting the hammer beside the door and lifting it a hundred times to move your muscles. By the way, this thing has been thrown by the door for almost three months, but it has not been stolen yet. When did steel become so valuable?

It was clearly evening, but he finished the orderly arrangement of getting up.

Finally, Chen Yan walked to the edge of the cliff and said to the other side in a very normal tone, "Mr. Pine, how did you sleep yesterday?"

"It's not very good. I've always dreamed of the past recently." In the dark opposite, someone replied, his voice quite hoarse.

At this time, the last ray of light of the setting sun also sank into the sky, and the surrounding area became completely dark. Chen Yan snapped his fingers to the side, and the torch inserted in front of the door was ignited with a bang, illuminating the area more than ten feet in front of the door, and also illuminating...

Opposite the hillside, the face of the zombie sitting by the grave.

So in the world of high demons, it’s really troublesome to die!
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