"Chen Yan, you stopped and actually wrote that kind of words on my butt... I want to kill you! I must kill you today!"

After Chen Yan signed the letter, the agent looked at her perfect buttocks happily and looked at her perfect buttocks. She felt that the square word on it was pretty. The color was red or black? She took a photo with her mobile phone and wanted to check what the word meant on it... At this time, Chen Yan, who felt that she was about to overturn, wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but was hugged by the sensitive widow and forced him to watch it together... Then the agent was exploded!

"You bastard, I'm going to cut you and let you be an alien eunuch for the rest of your life!" The widowed sister waved a kitchen knife and said terrified. "You dare to ruin me like this. Believe it or not, I'll go out to find a man now? There are a lot of strong men on the beach, each of them is better than you!"

"That's impossible! No... I mean that the word doesn't mean what you think, it's actually a conspiracy of the Japanese... Think about Pearl Harbor!" Old Shen explained in a mess while hiding behind the sofa, "Just, in our culture, it means a pretty girl! What I said is true, you can go online to check! What is a pretty girl? Well, whenever you see a girl with a beautiful face and a great figure, we will say, super positive! In my heart, you are the most honest girl! That's right, that's it."

Chen Yan gave a thumbs up and looked serious.

The widowed sister stared at him, as if she was telling whether he was lying... But when she got closer, the kitchen knife slashed at Chen Yan with a flash! "It would be strange if I believe you! You just don't want other men to touch me, you machismo pig!"

"Ah——" Chen Yan covered his vitals and fled again.

"Believe it or not, I designed your name as a puppy, and I still tattooed it in that position! When others ask, I will say it is my dog's name!" The widow thought of a move, and thought it was good. She was so happy that she could not hold the knife firmly.

Chen Yan was stunned and thought to himself that you would become a "dog god"? You are even heavier than "right". I didn't expect you to be such a widow. The widow's face froze, and she seemed to have thought of it too... It is impossible for Chen Yan to be with him for so long, and the two of them had surprisingly synchronized their thoughts.

"You'd better die!" Continue to chop!

With Chen Yan's skills, he would never be cut. Sister Widow also knew very well. But the blade was slashing around there, and he was about to ed in his mind.

But who can you blame this? You won’t die if you don’t commit suicide. Who makes your hands so cheap...

****

Actually, it's just a joke...

The word "六" was written with a water-soluble signature pen, and it was not a real tattoo, and it fell off as soon as it was wiped. The two of them had been playing in the room for a while, but they were not wearing much clothes at all. The collision was so close that they were so sparkling, and they were about to get tired of each other again...

But at this moment, the doorbell sound of "Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-D

The two interrupted looked at each other speechlessly, "You go and open the door to see who it is. I'll put the knife back... If you make a fuss, I'll really tell you next time!" The widowed sister threatened fiercely and crawled into the kitchen with a kitchen knife. There was also a mirror in the kitchen. She looked at the mirror and suddenly felt that although Chen Yan was very annoying, the place he chose was really good. The more conservative swimming trunks could cover it. The widowed sister thought about it and decided to find someone to design his name into a flower pattern, and then tattoo it in that position.

However, when he saw the woman poked her head out of the kitchen, his face darkened. However, he suppressed his anger and immediately changed his mouth, "Well, I think it's because I misunderstood the relationship between you and my daughter, but this is still the case..." He gestured and used a posture of "I can't think of an adjective to describe your style." "...Women, it's more suitable for you, I don't think you're suitable for Laura."

"Laura?" Chen Yan slapped his forehead. This was actually Laura's father... the "mission initiator" of the line of fate. In the future, the reward of "ancient electromagnetic** paper" will have to be obtained from him, so you can't offend it. "So you are Laura's father, please sit down! Laura is actually my student..."

"Her mother is also my student." The man interrupted directly.

"What do you think I'm not as good as Laura?" Scarlett was angry. In addition to being able to fight, Laura could compete with me. Not to mention her figure, I'm not even inferior to her height!

"How many ph.d (doctoral degree) do you have?" Laura's father asked quietly.

"I--", Scarlett became speechless, and the person who had not finished elementary school was stabbed in the chest.

Chen Yan smiled and did not participate in the argument. He knew that Laura had just graduated from university, and her master's degree had not yet been seen. But Laura's father accurately understood Chen Yan's expression. He turned to look at Chen Yan and said seriously, "Her mother and I have four ph.d. Laura is more talented than us. Her future achievements are limitless. ph.d cannot be less than this number."

"Wait, does success still need to be measured by the number of ph.d?" Scarlett asked.

"If you have one, then you don't need it." The man replied with a smile.

Scarlett felt very heartbroken - what he said made sense, but I was speechless! It was like only rich people were qualified to answer the big proposition of "Is it rich happy?", and those without money answering this question is called imagination...

"Chen Yan, you have a good chat with your girlfriend's father. Sorry, we're just a one-night stand. Now it's over... don't pay attention to me, I want to be quiet."

She covered her chest and went upstairs in an arrow-like manner...

Chen Yan looked at Laura's father speechlessly, old man, do you have the disease that you will die if you don't argue with others?
Chapter completed!