Chapter 187 The Love Story on "Nature"
Chapter 187 A love story on "nature"
"Hey, it's been several months! You're about to have your graduation defense! Where's the story you told me?" Since entering the Institute of High Energy, Lu Qiujian has been attracted by the sophisticated and high-end instruments and the rich literature.
, she kept putting off her promise to Xia Jia, and today she started a new round of debt collection.
"That's it for today. I know almost everything about the situation here! It's time to go back and prepare for your graduation defense!" Lu Qiujian looked at this place with some reluctance, "I'll treat you to dinner tonight to thank you.
It helped me during this time, let’s tell this story while eating!”
After putting away the things they had accumulated during this period, Lu Qiujian and Xia Jia left the High Energy Institute and found a restaurant with an elegant environment. After ordering, she did not speak, but just looked at Lu Qiujian longingly.
"By the way, the protagonist of this story is also an experimental physicist, and his work is similar to that of people in high energy institutes." Lu Qiujian began to tell the story slowly, "As you know, people who study physics are like Hawking.
There are not many romantic and interesting people like Schrödinger; most of them are sultry men who are immersed in their own world and are not very good at expressing their inner world to others."
Yes, you read that right; although Hawking's physical condition is not very good, his skills in picking up girls are among the best among physicists! Only Schrödinger and a few other love saints can be better than him.
"The same goes for the protagonist of our story. He fell in love with Gillian, an elegant and beautiful violinist." Lu Qiujian shrugged, "If it comes to doing experiments and calculating the results of physical reactions based on various formulas, he might
It can be done easily, but when it comes to confessing to his crush, he’s at a loss!”
"Haha, is this thing so terrible? When you say that, it's like you have the courage to carry out a hydrogen bomb explosion experiment, but don't have the courage to confess!" Xia Jia made a metaphor.
"Maybe it's true. No matter how powerful the hydrogen bomb is, the result of the explosion is within his expectation; but how the violinist will respond to his confession is as unpredictable as Schrödinger's cat!" Lu Qiujian shouted.
He took a sip of tea and continued telling the story, "More importantly,
What made him depressed was that the violinist already had a relationship. He was the bassoonist of their orchestra. In the words of the physicist, when I can become a good enough bassoonist to challenge his status
By that time, all the protons in the universe have decayed.”
"He's looking in the wrong direction! The violinist doesn't necessarily like him because he plays the bassoon well!" Xia Jia, as a girl, naturally understands the violinist's thoughts better than any other physicist.
"Yeah, I think so too." Lu Qiujian suddenly thought a little wrong. The original meaning of bassoon in Italian is "a bundle of firewood." If the violinist fell in love with the man because of the bassoon, wouldn't he be in love with him?
A piece of firewood? Ah, so evil, so evil!
He quickly put aside the bad thoughts in his mind and continued to tell the story. "The physicist thought about it for a long time and finally came up with a way. I am not good at confessing, but I can write a paper! Just write the confession in the paper.
Just go inside! So he started immediately and wrote a paper called "How to Forget the She You Love"."
"In this paper, he first expressed his unforgettable obsession with Gillian in lingering and pathos language! This infatuation that was destined to be fruitless made him unable to extricate himself from the pain, so he designed an experiment and tried to control it with his own
Physics theory to make myself forget about her!”
"Well, wouldn't it be more appropriate to find a psychologist in this case?" Xia Jia really couldn't figure out how to forget someone in a powerless way.
Lu Qiujian put his index finger up to his mouth to signal her not to interrupt him, and then continued, "He designed an experimental plan that can theoretically solve unrequited love. This experiment will use the following equipment and materials."
"A large generator requires an instantaneous conductive capacity of more than 20 amps (including 20 amps). Two bundles of large-size copper cables are connected to the positive and negative poles of the above-mentioned generator respectively, and are controlled on and off by the handle, so that when you
There’s something to grab onto when you’re barefoot in a tub full of salt water.”
"A quantum trigger, which works better with an old-fashioned laser dial; a photomultiplier tube, used to detect random photons emitted by the laser source; a camera, pointed at the page of phone records with the number of your crush.
"
"The end is a pre-programmed computer that starts a generator under the control of a quantum trigger, but turns off the generator if the camera detects that the name has disappeared from the phone book."
"If this experiment is really carried out, he will die!" Xia Jia clasped his fingers tightly, seeming a little worried about the physicist's fate.
"But in theory everything is unpredictable from the moment he presses the quantum trigger. In the process, millions, even billions, quadrillions of him will die." The radium luminous dial may emit a
Photons may not be emitted. Both possibilities exist at the same time. "And if
If he survives this process, it means that the name disappears from the phone book. Gillian does not exist in this world, and the generator is automatically shut down by the computer program! In this case, he will get a life without Gillian.
world! No need to worry about love anymore!"
"Then what? What is the result of this experiment? Has he really gotten rid of his unrequited love for Jillian?" Xia Jia couldn't help but urge when Lu Qiujian stopped.
"The result was unexpected!" Lu Qiujian shrugged helplessly again, "He has not pressed the quantum switch until today. In the words of this physicist, he cannot imagine living in a world where he does not love Gillian.
In the universe!"
"Hahahaha!" Xia Jia couldn't help laughing, causing the surrounding customers to turn around and look at her.
After a long time, she stopped, took out a tissue and wiped her tears from laughing, and stuck out her tongue apologetically, "I'm sorry, but this physicist is so cute! I just couldn't hold it back!"
"Well, I felt the same way when I first heard this story!" This sultry man can be said to be extremely romantic in a way!
"I think I can definitely write a good story on this subject!" Xia Jia seemed to look at Lu Qiujian differently now.
"Well, I think so too. After you write it, let my girlfriend draw it into a comic!" Then Lu Qiujian saw that the light in her eyes dimmed obviously. (~^~)
Chapter completed!