Chapter 2145
Above the Atlantic Ocean, a constant chattering sound was heard on an airplane flying high above the radar detection range.
"I said, man, can you tell me how much they will pay you this time? I don't have any ideas, I'm just curious. If you follow the principle of distribution according to work, how much salary do they plan to give you if you are a young newbie like you?"
The one who can talk so well while knowing the truth is naturally the late stage of Deadpool, but the one who is harassed by him at this moment is obviously a young guy.
Cape - Tyrone, a new generation of superpowers who are regulated and protected by the Superhero Registration Act.
As a young man who grew up in the next era of superheroes, he himself does not have any superpower genes. The reason why he can have superpowers and be registered with the registration bill is entirely because of some coincidence and unpleasant coincidence.
Tyron's ability comes from some dangerous radioactive substance, which was discovered and utilized by a group company named Roxen by a coincidence. In short, the situation is very simple, that is, Tyron was involved in the shady energy development of the Closen Group due to an accident. He not only gained superpowers, but also lost his relatives.
Of course, unlike the general plot, there is no chance for him to endure humiliation, practice martial arts hard, and then get revenge in one go. Because under the leadership of the Stark administration at that time, people like Roxen who violated regulations, illegality and were disregarded by human lives had no way to survive.
This little guy just needs to lie in the department responsible for the registration of superpowers, and then tell the inside story to the responsible persons in the department. In an instant, an army of violent law enforcement officers, tax officers, members of the environmental health organization and members of the industrial and commercial supervision department will arrive at the headquarters of the Roxen Company in the name of protecting the legitimate interests and personal safety of minor superpowers, and then directly dismantle it to the brink of bankruptcy.
The Stark government does not care about the interests of these capital groups. If you honestly operate capital and conduct your production and sales, then let it go. But if you wander on the edge of the law and want to plunder state capital and endanger national citizens without the permission of the government and the law, you will be embarrassed for so long, even if Jesus comes, you will not be able to save you.
The past interest protection networks cannot protect you now. Not to mention those traditional political protection forces, even if you pull the governor over, you can only pull him out.
The Stark administration was so straightforward and violent when it came to power. The result was that the unclean companies in the United States were all timid and submissive, while the superpowers of the new era like Tayron were full of gratitude to the Stark administration and wanted to accept it.
If it weren't for the fact that the superhero registration bill was mostly some funny things that could spit out sausages out of thin air, sugar crystallization salt and other funny things that were not useful, then this superpowered person who was registered by the government and managed uniformly might become the biggest special force in the hands of the Stark government. And because the entire registered personnel are of varying quality, they can only be a decoration after all.
The small ones were useless, and the big ones were not obedient. This awkward attitude made the restoration government lose interest in this Stark-style department, and even Maria Hill, who was holding this department, could only put as many people as possible into this team in the name of a request.
Tyron is somewhat of a useful person. Because of his ability, the almost teleporting shadow walking can obviously play an extraordinary role in this kind of infiltration combat. Of course, he voluntarily joined in. Because he felt that he owed a favor to the Stark government, it was obviously an opportunity to repay them. So when Hill came to the door, he agreed without much hesitation.
Not only him, but some others are the same. Including the dagger that can match his abilities - Tandy. Most of these people owe favors to the Stark government, and favors are often used at such critical moments.
Of course, this is not within Wade's consideration, and he did not come because of favors. In fact, as one of the members of the Avengers, there was no favor between Wade and the Stark government. Even if there was, it was the Stark government owed him.
The gap in the past is not so easy to eliminate, but today, they only have a clear way to communicate with each other. If you don’t even give money, then who the hell cares who you are?
Of course Hill has no money now, or the entire Stark administration has no money. However, she still gave Wade a bargaining chip that he could not refuse.
Yes, big business. Only those big business with more than a few digits can make Wade show enough enthusiasm. He has old friends and young friends, and there are also a bunch of friends who eat and drink in the middle that need to be taken care of. It is absolutely impossible to not have enough money.
Of course, he was also very curious about what kind of bargaining chips Hill and his group gave these little guys? It was too low? That was the hard-earned money to squeeze temporary workers. Wade was so upright that he could have seen such shameless methods. And if it was too high, it was just as equal to him. So sorry, he would also talk to Hill and ask for his salary to be multiple times.
Although Wade is not famous on weekdays, he is still the most famous figure among the Avengers. For this reason, he can still occupy some weight in the hearts of a new generation of superpowers. Although he is not comparable to top idols like Iron Man and Spider-Man, he can be called second-rate. But such a second-rate idol has now had the illusion of collapse in Tayron's heart.
wtf? Why are the idols I admire like this kind of chatterbox and funny guys who fall into the eyes of money? Shouldn’t Deadpool be the kind of cold and fierce man who holds a knife and rushes to the middle of the enemy without saying a word, and then chops all the way from Times Square to Staten Island without blinking?
Taylon, who covered his face, felt full of depression. He was already desperate about this cruel world. Seeing this young man so incomprehensible, he had no intention of being good at pointing out several times. Wade immediately shouted and spitted on his mask with an old phlegm.
“Fuck!”
In an instant, Wade, who was disgusted by his reverse operation, quickly took off his head hood and started to scrub hard. After seeing his true face, many young people couldn't help but start to retching.
This contrast is much larger than they had imagined before. After all, no one could have guessed that Deadpool, one of the famous Avengers, would be such a ragged thing after taking apart his glamorous appearance. How can I describe it?
"It's like stuffing a boiled egg into concentrated sulfuric acid." Someone beeped in a low voice, and this was recognized by most people. But Wade obviously couldn't accept this, and he regarded it as some kind of humiliation.
"Hey, man. What the hell are you talking about? Why are you so insulting innocence?" Pointing to his head, Wade was full of resentment. He couldn't stand others talking about his head, especially something as good as boiled eggs. "What's the point like boiled eggs? Is it as round as boiled eggs? Damn, this is obviously a ** soaked in sulfuric acid! You little kids, don't talk nonsense if you haven't seen them!"
He was just a habitual joke, but it made young people like Taylon who had obviously experienced this kind of scene for the first time began to become uneasy.
In terms of ability, of course, they are different from ordinary people. They are both aliens and inevitably give them a superior mentality. But this is just their feeling. In the face of those who have truly experienced great storms, they themselves know that their capital with high self-esteem does not exist at all.
Whether it is abilities, combat power or experience, they are almost above you. Compared with them, they are not qualified to be superior to others. But the question is, is this a reality that everyone is willing to accept? The answer is of course no. Compared with accepting this reality, they obviously think more is that this is a lack of experience, not their lack of ability.
So it was natural that they began to become curious and yearn for this experience that represented experience.
"Have you really seen what **shes soaked in sulfuric acid look like?"
This is naturally a stupid thing to ask others. No matter which one of the Avengers is, he will not do such a thing. The so-called murder is just a lie. No matter how bored they are, they will not spend their kung fu on torture a person, especially when using such treasures to torture a person.
But Wade is different. He is a weirdo, especially he is a weirdo with no bottom line. So there is nothing to be surprised about when this happens to him.
He himself was also blunt in this regard. He even regarded this as a kind of boasting capital and said to these young people in a tone of experienced people.
"Isn't this the case? What do you think I am like? Let me tell you, I turned out to be a standard handsome guy. Have you ever seen the Green Lantern movie? Except that I am smarter than him, I am almost exactly the same as the green panicked fool protagonist."
"The reason why I became like this fucking now is entirely because of a damn experiment. Those idiots told me on the surface that I could cure my cancer, but turned me into what I am like now. And in order to retaliate against them, I certainly wouldn't be polite to them."
"Everyone who tortured me, every guy who dared to insert a needle as big as Ding Ding into my body. I have found them one by one and squeezed their balls out in front of them. Believe me, I have tried many ways, including soaking sulfuric acid, sprinkling salt, and barbecuing. I even thought about feeding his balls to the dog in front of someone, but I thought about it, it seemed not very friendly to dogs, so I forced him to swallow his balls. According to his own reaction, the taste seemed pretty good!"
"Oh, Shet! Are you fucking kidding right?"
As a healthy black guy, while screaming and asking, Tyron subconsciously clamped his legs. Having such an egg-demolition expert around him really made him feel a lot of pressure. Considering that he might be following such a terrifying guy later, he immediately began to doubt whether he came here right.
Obviously, he is not the only one who has this idea. One of the men present is counted as one. As long as they have never had contact with Wade, they are all in awe of him in their hearts and can't help but retreat.
This was a disguised morale. Seeing that the team he had finally pulled up became panicked because of Wade's few words, Colson couldn't help but sigh and preached to Wade.
"Okay, Wade. Stop scaring these guys. If you scare them away, I won't be able to find anyone else to perform this mission."
"This is very simple. Uncle Wade has a ready-made solution here. You only need to choose double or super double. Uncle Wade can help you solve the task beautifully."
Although Wade had the idea of having a single person to pay for it, Colson obviously distrusts him with such ability. He is certainly good at making jokes and disgusting people. But if he wants to perform such a special infiltrating combat mission, he really doubts that he will let Wade do whatever he wants and will blow the entire quantum collider into the sky.
This is definitely not the result he hoped to see. At the very least, with the premise that things still have room for reservation, he did not want to turn things into this way. So, he sighed and started to argue with Wade.
"Wade. I don't know what kind of chips Hill has given you, but I think since you can get you there, it won't be a small number. So, isn't that enough?"
"Is it better?" Wade's face full of indifferent expression after tucking his nose. "You also know how fast the prices are rising now. I'm planning to stock up on two trucks of milk powder for my child who is about to be born, so of course I want your boss to be more generous and give me more rewards."
"Is Xia Kela going to give birth? This is really good news. If I'm still alive then, I think I'll give you a gift."
Colson was stunned when he heard this, and then he sent a blessing in a regular manner. In this regard, Wade had the intention of climbing along the pole.
He flashed directly to Colson's side, put on his shoulder and said with a look of rude expression.
"What you said, am I a person who is so greedy for your gifts? But then again, don't be too good, don't spend too much money. I remember you have a broken red car at home. Actually, I cough, I mean Xia Kela likes it very much. So if you want to give it to it, that thing is good."
"Sorry, my wife and the car will not be loaned. The broken car in your mouth represents the two characters mentioned above!"
Unhappy, he moved Wade's hand away, and Colson continued to say to him.
"When it comes to the mission, I doubt one thing, Wade. You also know that it is a large quantum collider. What will happen if you are shot by the rays in it and burned to ashes? I think you will probably not die, but how long will it take to recover? How many months or years?"
Chapter completed!