"I want to return to the secular world Part 2"

At this moment, he was soaked in tofu skin in his left hand and roasted vegetables in his right hand. He was breathed in with a spicy sniff, but he was still happy.

On the side, Mao Xiaofan squatted on the curb, singing the song above to the music score, and playing the guitar with his hands...

Fang Zheng doesn't understand songs, but he can still hear them whether they are good or not. He found that Mao Buyi's songs are just tailor-made for Mao Xiaofan.

Whether it is the voice or the rhythm, Mao Xiaofan can quickly master it, as if he has practiced it for a long time.

After eating and drinking, Fang Zheng asked: "Donor Mao, how are you doing?"

Mao Xiaofan looked up and smiled, "Now, except for nervousness, everything is fine."

Fang Zheng touched his chin, nervousness is not a small problem. If he is frightened at the moment and cannot exert 30% of his strength, he will basically be over.

Fang Zheng asked: "You... are you able to keep yourself from being nervous?"

Mao Xiaofan shook his head: "No...no way, after all, it's such a big stage."

Fang Zheng thought for a while, and at this moment, Fang Zheng saw two men drinking beer and skewers on the table next door, and his eyes lit up: "Boss, give me a bottle of Erguotou!"

The boss looked at Fang Zheng in shock, then shook his head and muttered: "Does the fake monks not pretend now? Just ask for wine."

Fang Zheng: "..."

...

The show will be broadcast on time, the host will appear, and everything will be opened according to the previous design.

Although the program has not been rehearsed together, the host, lighting, audio, etc. have been rehearsed, so everything went smoothly in the opening ceremony.

But when the lyricist appears, the problem arises.

Tao Kai was the first to come out. He took the microphone directly and said to the camera: "Okay, everyone is very busy, don't have any extra nonsense, let's get to the point!"

As soon as these words were said, everyone on the tutor's seat looked extremely ugly, Wang Peng was also angry, Qiao Bai was less calm, and there was a little more anxiety in his eyes. From time to time, he glanced at the entrance, but no shadow of the monk was seen.

Tao Kai continued: "The audience should basically know what happened, right? If there is still something I don't know, then I'll briefly talk about it here.

Things are very simple, this program team is far more fucked than I thought.

We were invited over from afar, but the show was at risk of being removed from the shelves tomorrow!

Isn't this a joke?

According to my personality, this program doesn’t need to be done anymore. Just disperse it and don’t take up everyone’s time.

But they didn't listen and insisted on broadcasting...

As a result, the big mentors I originally invited were not here. They invited a group of college students to be mentors. Oh my God, I have grown up so old that I have seen some people in the world. I have participated in several talent shows. This is the first time I have seen such a poor mentor team!"

The garbage program team was frantically brushing on the screen, and the waste program team and other subtitles cooperated with Tao Kai.

Tao Kai ignored Wang Peng's cannibalistic eyes and continued: "But this is not the worst part of this show.

The worst thing about this show is my opponent. Look at who are those people?

To say that they are grassroots lyricists is to praise them.

In my eyes, they are just a bunch of garbage!

Compare with them?

I really can't figure out the necessity of this unchallenging talent show.

What's more, I also invited Hua Shen to help.

Hua Shen sang my songs, and those trash songs were sung by a group of college students...

hehe……

What is this?

Cannons hit flies?

No, this is a nuclear bomb to kill flies!

Is this a disgusting thing?”

Hearing this, not only the people in the program team were dark, but the people in the contestants and mentors also looked extremely ugly, and they glared at Tao Kai one by one.

If I hadn't been worried about not being able to provoke the forces behind him, someone would have rushed up to beat people.

And there are more barrage on the Internet...

"Nuclear bombs hit flies, hahaha..."

"Everyone keeps in formation, nuclear bombs kill flies, and the program team will be disbanded!"

"Everyone keeps in formation, nuclear bombs kill flies, and the program team will be disbanded!"

"Everyone keeps in formation, nuclear bombs kill flies, and the program team will be disbanded!"

...

As the show started, Tao Kai started to fight, the popularity of the show soared, and the ratings also rose at one point.

"Beautiful job!" Pan Wenbo behind the scenes smiled happily: "This show is about to be hyped up. When Hua Shen crushes the garbage, he then threatens to participate in my show... Hehe, after this wave of advertisements, who dares to say that I don't understand hype or program production?"

Several confidants beside them flattered, praising Pan Wenbo as a genius, genius, etc....

...

Tao Kai continued: "Of course, this is not the most annoying one.

With the winner and defeat decided, someone actually jumped out to challenge the combination of Huashen and me.

One is not as famous, one is unknown, one is a monk who wrote a slutty song, and one monk who doesn’t even have a singer. He actually wants to challenge the combination of me and Huashen!

Oh my God...

Oh my God!

Where did he get the courage?

The most ridiculous thing is that he ran away before the show started and said he went out to find a singer who sang his songs.

Looking for a singer now? Anyone who can sing a wild singer on the street is also suitable to go on stage to fight with Huashen?

This is simply an insult to God of China!

This is no longer a nuclear bomb to hit flies, it is a nuclear bomb to hit maggots! Even if you win, it will be disgusting!"

The barrage flooded the screen again.

All the nuclear bombs hit maggots...

Seeing that the show was getting more popular, and the time was almost over, Tao Kai coughed dryly:

"I really couldn't stand this unreliable show for a moment. I took the stage to grab the microphone because I didn't want to waste even a second of time here anymore.

I suggest getting to the point directly, directly fighting against the monk Hua Shen, and one game determines life and death.

As for those trash songs, forget it, don’t play it, no one cares or listens to it anyway.

If the audience thinks I'm right, please call 1 on the public screen!"

“1!”

“1”

“1”

“1”

...

Countless 1s flashed across the screen.

Listening to Tao Kai's uncovered belittlement and trampling on himself, the contestants were so angry that their faces turned pale and clenched their fists, wishing they could go up and punch him twice.

Someone couldn't help but curse below: "The dog thing that is fake and powerful!"

"Team Leader Qiao, this is the public opinion, what do you think?" Tao Kai looked at Qiao Bai.

Qiao Bai put down his cell phone and slowly stood up. He felt hesitation for the first time in his eyes. It was not that he didn't dare to gamble, but that Fang Zheng hadn't come back yet. She was also a little confused...

But she knew she couldn't panic and couldn't be confused. Now everyone was watching her. She was the backbone of the show. If she was in chaos, then the show would be really over.

"Team Leader Qiao, are you saying something? You can't be facing the camera, you're nervous? Oh... I remembered that the monk didn't come back after running away. You're not sure about it yourself, right? I asked me to say, is it that difficult to bow your head and admit your mistake? The program is trashed, Isn't it better to just quit your job and leave? Isn't this difficult?"

Qiao Bai didn't know how to answer for a moment.

At this moment, a voice sounded: "Amitabha, sorry, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

As soon as these words came out, the camera immediately turned around.

In an instant, there was an extra monk wearing white clothes on the screen, which was so white that it was inconsistent!

"Oh, what a monk!"

"It's not a monk, this monk is too pure."

"No matter whether he is a monk or not, he will challenge Hua Shen and die!"
To be continued...