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Chapter 3 Concocting the Demon King

In the mountains that are difficult for ordinary people to climb, countless demon races are fighting each other.

"Ata Gaga! (Demon language: Kill!) (Panda actually understands the Demon language? It's worthy of being a Panda^_^)"

The battle was extremely tragic. It was full of demons. When fighting, it was merciless and would never give up until it was killed. The corpses filled the battlefield, and blood stained the river red. The flying demons kept flying in the sky and died together after being severely damaged. Blood rain continued to fall in the dark sky, making both demons on the battlefield even more crazy.

Zuo Xiaoyou was hiding on the edge of the battlefield, looking at both sides of the war, his eyes were very serious.

"I thought the civil strife of the demon clan was just a small trouble, but I didn't expect it to have risen to the level of changing dynasties." He knew that this was not a good thing. The current demon king is the master of peace. Once overthrown by the master of war, humans will have a high chance of entering a state of war. Then the bloody storm and blood flows into a river, which is simply terrible.

"Aludo, Miko! (Demon King, die!)" A huge blood demon killed the demon king, and his huge claws slapped at the demon king with strong palm press.

"Yafen Butterfly! (Huh? This sentence doesn't seem to be translated...)" The demon king screamed and was knocked to the ground. He struggled for a few times and then lost his rest.

"Aluduo!!!!" The demon clan on the side of the demon king was shocked and could not believe that his king died like this.

But a light flashed in Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes, and his body immediately turned into a huge flying monster, and then flew to the center of the battlefield like lightning, grabbed the dead demon king and ran away.

The demon clans on both sides did not expect such a sudden change. When they realized it, Zuo Xiaoyou had already disappeared.

"Akiga!!!(Damn)" Even if the demon races on both sides want to chase, because they are located in the center of the battlefield, once they are in a close relationship, they may die in the next second. In order to save their lives, the demon races on both sides can only grit their teeth and continue fighting. Besides, the demon king is dead, so what if they catch up? Will they bring it back for burial?

Demons are also very realistic, especially those who are currently affiliated with the Demon King, who have begun to think about their own way of retreat. There are more than one such demon, but many such demons, so the demon clan on the Demon King's side gradually cannot withstand them, and were killed by the rebel demon clan step by step, and eventually they were defeated like a mountain of defeat.

Most of the monsters are escaping, and a very small number of demon kings are loyal to protecting the demon queen to escape to the territory where humans are located. With the death of the demon king and the demon queen, the rebels successfully seized the regime. However, demons are different from humans, and the demons have almost zero infrastructure capabilities. Therefore, although the rebels successfully rebelled, they did not get a dime, and there was not even a god-horse in the palace. It was basically enough to stand on a high rock and make a passionate "Declaration of Founding".

On the other side, Zuo Xiaoyou finally stopped in a cave after avoiding the pursuit of the demon clan.

The demon king's body was thrown to the ground by him. It weighed five or six hundred pounds and was comparable to the domestic pig. It was also white and fat. Even if he died, the flesh on his body was very evident. It was no wonder that he was slapped in his life by the giant blood demon.

However, the Demon King is a Demon King after all, and even if he dies, he is a Demon King. According to legend, the Demon King's flesh is the same as Tang Monk, and he can live forever after eating it. Of course, Zuo Xiaoyou has heard this rumor, but as the top celestial master, he also knows that this is just a legend. In fact, the Demon King's flesh is indeed very nutritious. Eating one piece can prolong life, but immortality is definitely not possible.

The reason why he came to look for the Demon King was that he hoped that the boss's wife could live longer after eating the Demon King's flesh. As long as he lived for a long time, he would have a long time to practice. Although the long-term practice may not necessarily lead to immortality, if he lived for a long time, he would have a higher chance of finding a method of immortality in a side-sect. This is the route of immortality set by Zuo Xiaoyou for the boss's wife. Although the hope is still not great, it is good to have a glimmer of hope. Even if the boss's wife still cannot live forever in the future and eventually die of old age, he should all experience the only marriage and separation of life and death in this world, and he will not make the same mistake again in the future.

In any case, the demon king is full of treasures. Zuo Xiaoyou has lived for more than a hundred years and has learned too many secret recipes for concocting monsters. However, this is the first time he has concocted the demon king. He is also a little excited when he talks about it.

But it was almost dark, Zuo Xiaoyou simply cleaned the demon king's corpse, then put the demon king's corpse into the storage ring on the index finger of his left hand, and quickly returned to Yongning Village.

...

In the Yongning Village Shop, the young man at the sloping village had just prepared the dinner food. Zuo Xiaoyou stepped in and smiled and said, "It smells so good! It seems that it's the right time for me to come back."

"Young Master came here to smell the smell!" The young man at the foot of the slope saw Zuo Xiaoyou and said with a smile: "The wine and food are ready, please use it slowly."

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile, walked to the table and sat down, and said, "I'm sorry, brother, to feed my horse some weeds."

"Don't worry, please go now." The young man at the foot of the slope put the tablecloth on his shoulder and limped to feed the horses.

At the same time, the young grandmother at the slope came out of the small room next to her, holding a broken rusty sword in her hand, walked straight to the left and right, and said, "Tianyin, grandmother is going to go out for a long trip. After I leave, you must..."

"..." Zuo Xiaoyou put down his chopsticks and said, "Old man, your grandson is feeding the horses outside!"

"ah?"

"Grandma, you recognize the wrong person." The young man from the slope heard the conversation between the old lady and Zuo Xiaoyou, and hurried in, looked at her helplessly, and then apologized to Zuo Xiaoyou: "Don't blame me, my grandma is old and has a little confused, and she often messes me with others."

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "It can be seen that it is quite hard for the guy to take care of such an old man."

"It's okay." The young man at the sloping smirk: "After all, it's not easy for grandma to raise me to adulthood, so it's okay for me to take care of her."

A trace of praise flashed in Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes: "Good will be rewarded, and the younger brother will be blessed in the future."

"Thank you for your good words." The young man at the sloping smirk and thanked him, then mixed his grandmother aside and said, "Grandma, you are old, don't go far away if you have nothing to do. Wouldn't you be able to take care of your old age in the village?"

"No, I'm going to find my son." The old lady was very determined: "If I don't find him, I won't come back."

"Your son has been away for more than ten years, why are you still looking for him?" The young man at the sloping slight face was not very good: "Grandma, look at someone in our store to take care of him. If you leave, I can't take care of him alone."

"Will you just ask the people in the village to help?"

"Don't bother others..."

Listening to the conversation between the grandparents and grandchildren, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, ate all the wine and food on the table, and then slept in the wooden bed in the small shop for a night, and rode back the next day.

Yongning Village is just a life focal point for him. As long as the demons in this village don’t have any place to eat people, they will go with them.

It took me a month when I came, but I only took me half a month when I went back. This also took me from the time to purchase various materials, tools and the time I spent on concocting the demon king halfway.

Speaking of which, the skin and flesh of this demon king are very elastic, like rubber tires. Even the internal bones are different from ordinary demons, and they are very willful. Such a demon king was slapped to death by a giant blood demon, which shows how terrible the power of the giant blood demon is.

Zuo Xiaoyou used special tools and took three days to prepare the demon king in a classified manner. The demon king's meat was marinated into jerky meat, and the internal organs were added with various Chinese herbs to make the Five Elements Great Return to the Dan. The bones were refined into magic tools, and even the tendons were used to make a powerful bow.

However, the most valuable one is the Demon King Whip, which is even more nourishing than the Tiger Whip. Zuo Xiaoyou used it directly to soak in wine. If you drink a small sip every day, you can be fierce all night long. Speaking of which, the last demon king who was conspired dates back to more than 5,000 years ago, which was the period of human-monster fighting. Later, the demon was defeated and escaped into the mountains and forests, and no demon king was conspired by humans.

Perhaps the current demon king didn’t expect that after his death, he would be confiscated by a human and turned into a great tonic!

When Zuo Xiaoyou returned to the Daoye Shop of Shuntian Mansion, the boss's wife was playing mahjong with the triplet monster she had just bought, but the triplet monster always won. The boss's wife was so angry that she kept cursing, just as vulgar as before.

"Boss, is it a big business, will you do it?" Zuo Xiaoyou stood against the door and looked at her with a smile on his face.

Hearing the familiar voice, the boss's wife suddenly shook her delicate body. She turned her head and saw her beloved man. She was filled with surprise: "You..." She got up and hit the table, and immediately took a breath of cold air in pain.

"Is it okay?" Zuo Xiaoyou appeared next to the boss's wife like lightning, half hugged her, and rubbed her hand a few times where she hit her.

The boss's wife suddenly turned red and her eyes looked at him with autumn water: "It's okay, it'll be fine in a while."

"So old man is still irritable." Seeing that the boss lady was really fine, Zuo Xiaoliu pointed his finger at the boss lady's nose a few times, and cursed with a smile: "Also, I've only been away for a few days, why has it become like this again?"

The boss lady was suddenly a little embarrassed: "How can a weak woman show up in public? It's not a bit fierce. The gangsters in Shuntian Mansion will come over to bully me."

"That's true." Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head helplessly and said, "I won't talk about these." He turned his head to look at the three fat human brothers who looked exactly the same and exuded demonic aura, and asked, "What's wrong with them?"

"I just bought it a few days ago. Although the work is not very good, I can play mahjong with me." The boss lady said angrily: "But I lose all my money every time."

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "They are three of them, so of course you will lose."

"What!?" The boss lady suddenly changed her shyness and stared at the triplet monster fiercely. The triplet monster was suddenly nervous: "Old... Boss, don't listen to him nonsense, we have not cheated at all."

"Yes, boss lady, you have to believe us!"

"Who are you? Why are you slandering us?"

Seeing that the three monsters refused to admit their convictions and wanted to bite him back, Zuo Xiaoyou sneered, and a slender bone staff appeared out of thin air in his hand, knocking them twelve times on the wrists of the three monsters.

Why twelve strokes? Because these three monsters have four arms, thirty-two, so they have to knock twelve strokes.

The three monsters were hit hard, screamed in great pain, and naturally shook their hands repeatedly, and saw several mahjong cards falling out of the sleeves of the three monsters.

Now, the screams of the three monsters stopped instantly. The boss's face looked like the bottom of the pot. He shouted loudly and called the helper in the store: "Tie the three of them and sell them to the fairy tower!"

"Yes, boss lady."

The three monsters were pale and tied with shackles and handcuffs, and were taken away by their friends.

"These three bastards actually dare to cheat, and I'm so angry." The boss's wife was still angry and put the mahjong plaque into her cloth bag and slapped it across her body.

"..." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled helplessly, but had to blame him: "Your dignified demon catching master was fooled by monsters. The spells you taught you over the years have been fed to the dog."

Faced with Zuo Xiaoyou's reprimand, the boss's wife could not refute, so she could only bow her head and admit her mistake: "Maybe she has lived too comfortably in the past two years, so I will definitely change it in the future."

"It must be changed." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Although eating the demon king's flesh cannot last forever, prolonging life for a hundred years is not a problem. If you have to work hard to practice in this century, whether you can be immortal depends on your own luck."

The boss's wife suddenly raised her head, her eyes full of surprise: "You...really..."

Zuo Xiaoyou made a gesture of silence: "I also need to prepare some precious medicinal materials, don't say anything, wait patiently."

The proprietress nodded repeatedly, pounced on Zuo Xiaoyou excitedly, and kissed him passionately.

The divorce is better than the newlyweds. Today, Zuo Xiaoyou and the boss’s wife were having sex until very late before going to bed.

After dawn, the boss's wife continued to open a shop, while Zuo Xiaoyou went to the medicine shop in Shuntian Mansion to buy medicinal materials. Shuntian Mansion is the most prosperous place in the world, and merchants from all over the world gather here. The variety of medicine shops here is very complete. As long as you have money, even the king of ginseng can be placed in front of you. Zuo Xiaoyou's career as a teacher for more than 100 years is not much else, but he has a lot of money. After spending hundreds of thousands of taels of silver, he finally bought enough medicinal materials.

As a big customer who spent a lot of money, the owner of the pharmacy shop specially gave him a membership card. With this card, you can enjoy a 20% discount when buying medicine in the store.

Speaking of which, the membership card system was first recommended by Zuo Xiaoyou decades ago. Later, stores in the world discovered the benefits and followed suit.

Speaking of decades ago, Zuo Xiaoyou, as a celestial master, often caught a large number of monsters, but it was a pity that these monsters could not be raised, so Zuo Xiaoyou opened a shop in another prosperous town and reselled monsters for several years. In those years, Zuo Xiaoyou made a fortune, but because it was too easy to make money, he didn't have any sense of accomplishment, so he stopped working for a few years.
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