Chapter 19 Sun Wukong is a GAY
As the foreign invaders were driven away, the vast world was broken into four large pieces, and the war among the human race ended, and a unified country called the Great Sui Dynasty appeared a hundred years later.
At the same time, on Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is an immortal stone. The stone is three zhang, six feet and five inches high, and two zhang, four feet in a circle. Three zhang, six feet and five inches high, three hundred and six five degrees, two zhang, four feet in a circle, and two zhang, four feet in a circle, and twenty-four qi of the political calendar. There are nine orifices and eight holes on the top, and nine palaces and eight trigrams. There are no trees on all sides, and there are zhi orchids on the left and right.
Whenever I was wearing immortal stones, the sun was so beautiful that the moon was bright. After a long time of feeling, I felt it was a wise intention. I nurture immortals. One day, they burst and produced a stone egg, which was as big as a ball. When I saw the wind, they turned into a stone monkey. The five senses were all ready and all limbs were all complete. So I learned to climb and walk, and worshiped all directions. I saw two golden lights, and shot into the Dou Mansion. I was shocked by the saints, great compassionate and kind-hearted Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Lord Xuanqiong Gao God, and drove to the Golden Palace, the Lingxiao Palace, gathered the fairy court. When I saw the golden light and flames, I ordered a thousand miles to see the wind and open the Nantian Gate to watch. The two generals were ordered to go out on the door, and they saw the truth and listened clearly.
After a moment, I reported back: "I am ordered to observe the golden light. It is the boundary of the small country in Dongsheng Shenzhou Sea, Dongaolai. There is a Huaguo Mountain. There is an immortal stone on the mountain. The stone lays an egg. When I saw a stone monkey in the weather, I worshiped all directions, and my eyes were filled with golden light and shot into the Dou Mansion. Now I take bait and water, and the golden light will snort." The Jade Emperor said kindly: "The things below are born from the essence of heaven and earth, and it is not a difference."
Just when the Jade Emperor was not paying attention, Zuo Xiaoyou, who was meditating in the palace on the Three Immortal Island, opened his eyes and sighed: "This Sun Wukong is still born. This time I want to make Western plans fail again."
The Huaguo Mountain is backed by the sea and is not far from the Three Immortal Island of Zuo Xiaoyou. In a flash, Zuo Xiaoyou came to Huaguo Mountain. Looking at the golden retriever, the little monkey who looked quite cute, couldn't help but smile. When he swept the void, he saw the little monkey suddenly feel dizzy. When he came to his senses, he saw that there was a Taoist in front of him.
I saw this Taoist running around with Yin and Yang Bagua, wearing Yin and Yang purple gold crown on his head, carrying a sword on his back, holding a whisk in his hand, and the Taoist consortium around his body appeared. It was really a Taoist and full of truth.
The little monkey was very happy when he saw it, and his heart was coming. He hurriedly bowed and said, "Master!"
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "You monkey head, but you have some wisdom, get up!"
"Thank you, Master." The little monkey stood up and looked at him with longing eyes: "Master, my disciple has just been born and has no name yet. Please give it a name to me."
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded secretly: It is worthy of being the incarnation of the divine stone left by Nuwa to repair the sky, and it is indeed smart.
"You look like a monkey, your surname is Sun and your name is Wukong, okay?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.
Sun Wukong suddenly returned to somersault and shouted excitedly: "I have a name! My name is Sun Wukong!"
After being excited for a long time, Sun Wukong remembered that his master was still here, so he hurriedly ran back and knelt down: "Master, please pass on some magic to disciple!"
"No, no hurry." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "So you know that your master is the Hunyuan Taoist, the close disciple of the saint of Shangqing, the leader of Tongtian Sect, and the only Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian in the prehistoric world. When you enter our wall, you must remember that you must not deceive your master and destroy your ancestors, you must not slaughter each other in the same sect, and you must not bully the weak."
After hearing Zuo Xiaoyou's origin, Sun Wukong was overjoyed and hurriedly bowed: "Disciple obeys the order."
"Yes." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said, "You have a senior sister, second and third brothers, you are the fourth disciple of the teacher." He paused, "Let's go with your teacher!"
"Yes." Sun Wukong was happily taken back to Sanxian Island by Zuo Xiaoyou. As soon as he arrived on Sanxian Island, Sun Wukong felt that the concentration of spiritual energy here was simply horrifying. The spiritual energy in the air almost liquefied. Just take a sip and you will feel comfortable all over. All fatigue disappeared without a trace, and your strength increased a little. This change made Sun Wukong feel overjoyed and he became more happy with his master.
Not long after, Zuo Xiaoyou brought Sun Wukong to the hall and called Daji, Zhao Yun and Zhou Yu over to let them know this fourth junior brother.
Seeing that his master actually accepted an alien disciple, Daji and the other three were very novel. However, Daji was happy with Sun Wukong's small appearance, and went up to touch his monkey head and monkey head, and laughed: "The fourth junior brother is covered in golden retrievers, which makes it so comfortable to touch."
Sun Wukong grinned a little. For some reason, although he was a male monkey, he had no good feelings for Daji's beauty. Instead, his fragrance made him a little uncomfortable and sneeze repeatedly.
"..." Zuo Xiaoyou was speechless. This is what Sun Wukong didn't understand in the original work. He still acted mercilessly when he saw the female monster. Sometimes he would show off his pretentious behavior like a woman, which made him wonder if Sun Wukong was just a female monkey? But Sun Wukong in front of him was undoubtedly a male monkey, but for some reason he had no interest in women.
Could it be that Sun Wukong is a gay?
When Zuo Xiaoyou thought of Sun Wukong and his master and his junior brothers' "free and happy" on Journey to the West, he was chilling.
The picture was so beautiful that he dared not think about it.
In any case, since the monkey Sun Wukong was found on the Three Immortal Island, Daji's energy was separated by him, which made Zuo Xiaoyou less entangled, which made him feel relieved.
After reading the original work, he naturally knew how to cultivate Sun Wukong, so the Shangqing Body Refining Skill was taught to Sun Wukong by Zuo Xiaoyou. Sun Wukong is the incarnation of the Heavenly Repairing Stone, and his body is comparable to that of the innate demon god. It is most suitable to practice this Shangqing Body Refining Skill.
As for the seventy-two transformations, there is no problem. These seventy-two transformations are just a technique of change. Zuo Xiaoyou has a complete magic trick of Tiangang Earth Demon 108 transformations. However, the conditions for practicing the thirty-six transformations of Tiangang are too perverted. You need to gather thirty-six innate demon gods to condense the essence and blood of thirty-six innate demon gods. After the condensation is successful and the magic power reaches the real state of transformation, you can transform into a real innate demon god, which is very powerful. However, after the Lich war, the innate demon gods almost died, and there are no thirty-six innate demon gods at all. But Sun Wukong is lucky. Zuo Xiaoyou extracted the essence and blood of 108 innate demon gods when he was fighting the Lich battlefield. Moreover, he has refined these essence and blood over the years and cultivated into Tiangang 108 innate demon gods, which is unprecedented.
However, there were only thirty-six drops of essence and blood left, so Zuo Xiaoyou created the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, and then created the 72 changes of Earth Demon, which combined the 108 changes of Tiangang, and passed them to Sun Wukong.
But Zuo Xiaoyou doesn't know somersault clouds, so in terms of the clouds, Zuo Xiaoyou can only go in seclusion to think about the method of driving clouds suitable for Sun Wukong. Who made this monkey like somersaults if you have nothing to do? There is probably only Sun Wukong in the world that has somersaults in the big world. As for the so-called Liu'er Mihou, it will be... Unfortunately, Zuo Xiaoyou has never heard of the name of Liu'er Mihou since he came to this world, nor even the saying of the Four Monkeys in the World. Even the Master Tongtian has never heard of this.
Because of this, Zuo Xiaoyou learned that there are no four monkeys in the world. The six-eared macaques that appear in Journey to the West are definitely not the statement of the Buddha Tathagata. On the contrary, the statement that the six-eared macaques that later generations analyzed is more reliable. I think so, Sun Wukong was a monkey who loves freedom, but Tang Monk strictly controlled them on the way to obtain the scriptures. Originally, discipline was not a bad thing, but it was bad that Tang Monk had no reason for many of the things that were in charge of Tang Monk, which ultimately proved that what Sun Wukong did was correct. Because of this, Sun Wukong accumulated a lot of negative emotions such as anger and resentment, and finally exploded on the way to obtain the scriptures, killing out the evil corpse six-eared macaques.
The six-eared macaques are exactly the same as Sun Wukong's weapons, and they are the same. Even Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Jade Emperor cannot tell the truth. Only Di Ting knows it, but they dare not say it. Why don't you dare to say it? Are you still afraid that you will be killed by Sun Wukong and his evil corpse when he tells the truth? In the end, the Buddha Tathagata was awesome and made up a seemingly reasonable reason, asking Sun Wukong to kill Liu'er macaque. Since then, Sun Wukong, who has lost his evil corpse, is naturally no longer making trouble. He honestly escorted Tang Monk to obtain the true scriptures and became the Buddhist Fighting and Battle Buddha.
Just when Zuo Xiaoyou accepted Sun Wukong as his disciple and taught his skills on Sanxian Island, Western Guizhi looked very distressed, and Zhunti was even more furious!
"Damn it! This Zuo Xiaoyou will ruin my luck in Western religion again! One day, I will never stop with him!"
Looking at the furious Zhunti, Jie Yin sighed and closed his eyes with a bitter face and went to practice.
Although Zhunti was so angry that he scolded Zuo Xiaoyou so fiercely, he didn't have the courage to do something with Zuo Xiaoyou. Back then, Zuo Xiaoyou took him and Jie Yin away in front of the disciples of Jie Sect and the Western sects, leaving behind a joke for the past. Later, the invaders from the territory attacked and Jie Yin, and Zhunti could only resist a saint-level enemy, but Zuo Xiaoyou held up five of them and killed all of them. The strength he showed was not inferior to that of Tiandao Hongjun. Moreover, his experience in seclusion on the Three Immortal Island over the years must have gone further. As an enemy of such a person, either beat him to death or don't touch him, otherwise he would not be killed, and just wait to be killed by him!
Zuo Xiaoyou is the Hunyuan Daluo Golden Immortal. Even if he is not in the prehistoric world, he can still exert corresponding combat power. However, this is not the case with the saints of heaven such as Guiyin and Zhunti. As long as they leave the prehistoric world, their cultivation level will be at most in the late stage of the quasi-saint. If Zuo Xiaoyou is forced to be cruel and destroy the entire world, even Hongjun will die, let alone these saints.
Because of this, when Zuo Xiaoyou's crazy sniping Western religion and guiding him, Cunti had no choice. If anyone in the prehistoric world dared to go against the will of heaven? Only Zuo Xiaoyou is the real free person, and the saints are not as good as those of them.
At this time, Zuo Xiaoyou went against the will of heaven to take Sun Wukong as his disciple, and then went into seclusion for three years, creating a method of harnessing the cloud that was very similar to somersault clouds. This method of harnessing the clouds involves profound spatial laws. With Sun Wukong's current cultivation level, one somersault is 180,000 miles. If the cultivation level is improved in the future, you can eventually walk all over the vast land like Zuo Xiaoyou.
But before this magical power was named, Zuo Xiaoyou became lazy: "Just call it somersault cloud!"
Well, after a long time of trouble, Sun Wukong still learned somersault clouds.
Yes, if Sun Wukong doesn’t have somersault clouds, then would it still Sun Wukong?
Now, Sun Wukong has learned Tiangang and Earth Demon 108 times and somersault clouds, but he still lacks a weapon. Fortunately, this problem is easy to solve. Zuo Xiaoyou refines a complete set of slings for Sun Wukong according to the image of later generations Sun Wukong, plus a stick. These slings are all top-level acquired spirit treasures when disassembled, but they become innate spiritual treasures, which are very defensive. Although they are not as good as the Qinglian treasure color flag given to Daji by Zuo Xiaoyou, they are also rare top-level defensive spirit treasures, which are enough to withstand the full-strength attack of the Daluo Golden Immortal Master. Of course, it is the Daluo Golden Immortal with bare hands.
This stick is a real innate spiritual treasure refined by Zuo Xiaoyou with various innate essence gold. Its quality is as high as the intermediate innate spiritual treasure, and it is many times higher than the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. If this stick is used, even if the quasi-saint master cannot protect his body, he will be broken and broken. Moreover, the law of space can be contained in the space to attack the enemy in the air, solving the weakness of Sun Wukong's inability to attack far away. And it can easily break the space. If it is included in the Yellow-Browed Old Buddha's race bag as in the original work, it can break a space from the inside and leave the constraints. This is another powerful way to save lives.
Considering the properties of this stick, Zuo Xiaoyou named it "Zhuo Kong Stick", which clearly shows the characteristics of this stick.
After Sun Wukong got the puff and the broken hollow stick, his snot bubbled up and he pestered Zhao Yun to compete in martial arts all day long.
Zhao Yun is a top general of the Three Kingdoms. He is very skilled in his gun skills. After his death, he went to the Three Immortal Island to practice Taoism. He has been brave and diligent for thousands of years. Now he is a powerful Taiyi Golden Immortal. Sun Wukong has been practicing for a short time and is currently only a powerful Golden Immortal, so he is beaten by Zhao Yun in every competition and has a blue nose and a swollen face. After having the puff and the broken air stick, he has greatly increased his defense and offensive ability and has the ability to challenge the higher level. Over the years, he has been fighting with Zhao Yun every day.
But Zhao Yun has thousands of years of martial arts practice experience and extremely rich practical experience than him. Although Sun Wukong can be stalemate with Zhao Yun for a long time, the final outcome is that Zhao Yun teaches him to be a human being.
If it were someone else, he would definitely be very depressed and lost his fighting spirit. But Sun Wukong is the future Fighting and Victory Buddha, like a Saiyan, born to be aggressive. Not only did he not give Sun Wukong any blow, he made him more fighting spirit. In just over a hundred years, he continued to make progress, breaking through the Taiyi Golden Immortal Spirit in one fell swoop and defeated Zhao Yun for the first time.
Although he relied more on the benefits of weapons, weapons were also part of his strength. Sun Wukong was extremely excited and ran around the Three Immortal Island, spreading the news of his defeat of Zhao Yun everywhere, making Zuo Xiaoyou very angry.
Chapter completed!