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Chapter 21 Bacchus

When Sun Wukong left Huaguo Mountain, the saddest thing was not the monkeys, but the two female drunkards Qingfeng and Mingyue.

"The Great Sage is gone, and it's no fun to drink."

Every time they hear them sigh while drinking, Zuo Xiaoyou has a dark line on his forehead. These two senior sisters are becoming more and more unreliable. Although Monkey wine is delicious, fruit wine has a lot of momentum. It is often very uncomfortable to get drunk. The two of them are always drunk and dreaming of death, which is too indulgent.

Zuo Xiaoyou wanted to find something for them.

...

"You want us to sell wine?" Qingfeng, who was eating after a hangover in the Water Curtain Cave, heard Zuo Xiaoyou's words and opened his eyes widened: "Junior brother, are you sure?"

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said, "The two senior sisters have been drunk and dreaming all day long, like rice insects. When I saw it, I couldn't bear it, so I thought of a way to mass production and sales. This Huaguoshan Monkey Wine is also a rare fine wine in the fairy world. Whether it is gods or monsters, there are countless people who are good at drinking. It is better to establish a buying and selling relationship with them, and don't need money. You just need to exchange them with treasures to earn some cultivation resources. The two senior sisters can get 50% of the profits. How about it?"

The breeze and the bright moon, the brighter the eyes become.

"Good idea!" Qingfeng excitedly knocked on the bowl with chopsticks, and Mingyue also said excitedly: "In this way, we can also make some contributions to the master and make the master look at him with admiration."

"That's the reason." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "Now, the Houer Wine has a stock of 500 years. Some of them have become extremely pure and beautiful after being processed by my younger brother. Even if the gods drink a sip, they will get drunk. So how is our wine called the gods drunk?"

"Good name." Qingfeng and Mingyue have no idea about the name, but they also think that this name is very good and powerful, high-end, atmospheric and upscale. It's just...

"Okay!" Qingfeng, Mingyue glared at Zuo Xiaoyou: "Junior brother, you have good wine but don't give it to us. Are you still the two senior sisters in your eyes?"

“…”

The immortal wine is designated as the third grade of high, medium and low grade by Zuo Xiaoyou. Ordinary Monkey wine is the lowest grade. The value of a thousand-year-old ginseng can be exchanged for ten kilograms; a slightly purified one belongs to the medium grade, and a thousand-year-old ginseng can only be exchanged for one kilogram; the highest grade is Zuo Xiaoyou carefully processed, and Zuo Xiaoyou himself does not have much of this kind of wine. Ten thousand-year-old ginseng can only be exchanged for one or two wines, which is a hundred times that of a medium-grade wine.

Qingfeng and Mingyue sweated after hearing this: "Junior brother, is this wine too expensive? Can it be sold?"

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "How do you two senior sisters think our monkey wine taste?"

"Of course!" Qingfeng and Mingyue said nothing: "It's not much worse than the fairy wine in Heaven."

"This is just the lowest-end one." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "Mid-grade wine is like fairy wine, and the Shenxianzui that has been processed by my younger brother is even higher than the Tianting Fairy Wine. Drinking a glass can increase the Taoist practice for ten years. In these ten years, the two senior sisters should know how valuable it is?"

Taoist practice is different from cultivation. Cultivation refers to hard power, while Taoist practices how to exert the soft power of hard power. In layman's terms, this is another comparison between software and hardware.

It is easy to improve the cultivation of things. As long as you persist in practicing every day, your cultivation will naturally increase. However, Taoist practice is related to your own understanding. If you don’t have enough understanding and lack talent, even if you have a thousand years of cultivation, you may be killed by a hundred years of cultivation. Therefore, ten years of Taoist practice is really important to those gods and demons who are not very talented. Even those with high talented people, if you drink a glass of wine, you will be worth the money for them.

Qingfeng and Mingyue figured out the joints and were amazed at Zuo Xiaoyou's genius idea. The two of them stared at Zuo Xiaoyou with bright eyes: "Junior brother, you are such a genius."

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "Don't praise each other, let's discuss sales issues!"

"Okay." Qingfeng and Mingyue nodded, and the three of them began to discuss the sales issues of Shenxianzui.

"My junior brother is the Jade Emperor's son-in-law. He can speak well with the gods in the sky, and the sales in the sky will be handed over to the junior brother." Qingfeng said.

Upon hearing this, Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head repeatedly: "Selling wine is the business of the two senior sisters, I am only responsible for providing the wine source."

"So..." Qingfeng thought for a while and said, "Then junior brother, you can also help us pave the way. We have too little connections in the sky, so I also need my junior brother to help."

"It's okay." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and agreed, and Qingfeng breathed a sigh of relief.

"What should I do if there is a sales channel on the ground?" Mingyue asked.

“Um…”

...

In the Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace, when you saw Zuo Xiaoyou, who had never been to the morning court, standing in the hall, the Jade Emperor was very surprised: "God of Food, you come to the front of the hall, do you have any important things to report?"

Not to mention the Jade Emperor, all the civil and military officials in the court were also very novel. A person who had never attended the morning court suddenly appeared in the Lingxiao Palace. It was impossible to have nothing important. But since the monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, no major incident happened in the sky for 500 days. I don’t know what Zuo Xiaoyou has reported today?

Faced with the curiosity of the civil and military officials of the court and the Jade Emperor, Zuo Xiaoyou bowed and said, "I will report to Your Majesty, I want to ask for an official position."

"Official position?" The Jade Emperor and the Immortals were even more surprised. People like Zuo Xiaoyou would take the initiative to ask for an official position? It's a strange story forever!

"God of Food." The Jade Emperor asked curiously: "Why did you ask for an official position? What official position are you asking for?"

"It's not asking for it, but begging." Zuo Xiaoyou corrected a seemingly insignificant slut, and then said: "Your Majesty should know that since Weichen occupied Huaguo Mountain, he has discovered the ability of those monkeys to brew monkey wine. In the past five hundred years, he has stored a lot of fine wine. Now there are too many fine wines. Weichen wants to sell these fine wines to the Three Realms so that people who are good at wine-loving wine together. The Qingfeng and Mingyue of Weichen's sect are very active in this matter, so Weichen wants to ask for the position of wine-selling official for the two senior sisters, named Dionysus, and I hope Your Majesty will allow you."

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor and the civil and military officials in the court had a very wonderful expression. There is no priesthood of the God of Baccarat in the world! It is like the God of Food. It can only be set up by the Jade Emperor privately. It is a temporary worker who has no formal establishment. If you have something, you can get out of it. These two sentences are enough to tell the blood and tears of the temporary worker. But such a small temporary worker official position was taken to the Lingxiao Palace by Zuo Xiaoyou to discuss. You are the Jade Emperor's son-in-law, can you tell the Jade Emperor privately?

The Jade Emperor smiled helplessly and said, "Why should such a small matter be so serious? I'm sure."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Zuo Xiaoyou bowed and stepped aside.

The Jade Emperor shook his head and asked the civil and military officials of the court again: "What else do you have to do to report? Report early if you have something to do, and leave the court if you have nothing to do."

...

After resigning from the court, the Jade Emperor called Zuo Xiaoyou to the imperial study room for questioning. Although he had agreed to Zuo Xiaoyou's request, he still had to stamp the imperial edict. While the Jade Emperor asked the female officials in the palace to draft the imperial edict, and after confirming that it was correct, he made a family conversation with Zuo Xiaoyou.

Zuo Xiaoyou was a little puzzled. Although the Jade Emperor was his father-in-law, he rarely had family affairs with him in this way.

Not normal, quite abnormal.

Zuo Xiaoyou responds to changes in the same way. Anyway, gossip is endless. If he takes the imperial edict and official seal, he will not believe that the Jade Emperor will be calm.

As expected, when the imperial edict was drawn up, the newly engraved seal of the priest of the Food Master was also received, and the Jade Emperor finally found out the dagger.

"Cough!" The Jade Emperor, who was tall and arrogant, had a rare old face, and asked with a little embarrassment: "Son-in-law! Is there any music box you gave you when you gave me last time on your mother-in-law's birthday?"

"..." Zuo Xiaoyou was stunned: "Father-in-law is this?"

"Cough!" The Jade Emperor coughed twice and said, "This thing is so clever, but someone asked me for it. Therefore... if the son-in-law doesn't have it, it's fine. I'll recommend it and I'll give it up."

"..." It would be strange if I believe you.

In view of the Jade Emperor's official position, Zuo Xiaoyou said: "It takes some time to make this thing, and the appearance of this thing can be modified. I wonder what the one who asked for his father-in-law?"

"Well..." The Jade Emperor smiled, touched his beard, and said, "How about the bright moon, Guanghan Palace, Laurel, and Chang'e who embraced the jade rabbit?"

"..." Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes changed and became very strange.

When the Jade Emperor saw Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes, he immediately coughed twice and said, "This person has some affection for Fairy Chang'e. Don't talk nonsense everywhere."

Hohoho...

Zuo Xiaoyou said, "Don't worry, father-in-law, the son-in-law is not a man with a long tongue." He paused: "It just took a lot of time to carve this shape, so please give the son-in-law more time."

"It's okay." The Jade Emperor smiled: "Will it be fine in three days?"

"Um..." Three days in the sky and three years on the earth, time is enough.

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said goodbye and left.

Instead of returning to the lower realm immediately, he went to the Food God Palace, checked the growth of the crops in the Food God Palace, and then stayed warm with his wife. Then he returned to the lower realm and handed over the priesthood of the God of Baccarat and the official seal to Qingfeng and Mingyue.

After having a clergy, Qingfeng and Mingyue have to do simple things. First, create a statue of god, place your divine thoughts on it, and then find buyers from the Three Realms to sell fine wine. As long as the other party is satisfied and establishes a supply and demand relationship, you can hand over your statue of god to the other party. When the other party wants wine, just pour a bowl of good wine on the statue, Qingfeng or Mingyue will immediately appear and trade with the other party.

This trading method is really too convenient. Qingfeng and Mingyue are also very satisfied. Especially when the other party pours a bowl of good wine, it is equivalent to offering them. The more customers there are, the more offerings they offer. This is really a beauty that is undesirable for the two drunkards.

When Qingfeng and Mingyue were full of energy to create their own statue, Zuo Xiaoyou also found Zhen Yuanzi and told him about this.

Zhen Yuanzi was originally helpless about these two unscrupulous disciples. He practiced for more than a thousand years but had no ability. He was a master and was worried a lot. But now, Zuo Xiaoyou asked for a position as an immortal official in the Heavenly Court for the two. Although he was just two little gods selling wine, there were countless people drinking in the world. There were probably many mortals who worshiped them in the future, which was also considered a disguised cultivation to be a good result.

Zhen Yuanzi sighed: "Xiaoyou, I'll ask you to take care of your two senior sisters in the future."

"Master, don't worry." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "The two senior sisters have no ambitions, but they are greedy for the things in the cup. This is also true to the appetite of the two senior sisters. Besides, there are disciples in the Heavenly Court, and no one dares to bully them."

Zhen Yuanzi shook his head: "I am afraid that they will cause trouble for you in the future."

"Master, don't worry about it too much." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and comforted: "With a disciple here and a master like the face of a powerful person in the Three Realms, even if the two senior sisters make some small mistakes, I believe no one will care too much."

"I hope this is the case." Zhen Yuanzi sighed, looked at Zuo Xiaoyou with a look of relief: "The greatest achievement of being a teacher in this life is to accept Xiaoyou as his disciple! Hahaha."
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