Chapter 6 Dao Companion?(1/2)
What are the characteristics of Chinese cuisine?
It has both color, fragrance, smell, and shape? This is true, but there is another characteristic above that it is sufficient! That is, it is given more.?
According to Zuo Xiaoyou's calculation, although a bunch of fairy fruits can be recharged, they finally fill their stomachs. But after hearing what Yinjiao said and reducing the amount, he had an idea in his mind.
Anyway, these gods didn’t come to eat for dinner, they just wanted to taste some delicious food, so they simply reduced the amount of each plate and changed it to the characteristics of Western food.
What are the characteristics of Western food? Yes, the amount is small and you can’t eat enough.
Modern people go to Western food to show off their own purpose.
Even if you can’t eat enough, you have to go because of your popularity. It’s a bit of a face to say it, especially those who pick up girls, go to Western restaurants to eat Western food, then open a room, take a shower, and go to bed. This is basically a routine.
But even though it is a routine, why do women still have to go? Because women like men to show off with them!
Therefore, if a man wants to pursue his girlfriend, in addition to his own hardware conditions, he also has to have some money first and then learn routines, so that the women around him will definitely be indispensable.
Many people think that it is difficult for women to pursue, but it is not that women are difficult for women to pursue, but that men themselves are not outstanding.
Even if you don’t have money, you will be more handsome. If you are not handsome, you will be at least taller. If you are not tall, you will be at least a little better. If you are not good, you will be at least a little humorous. If you are not humorous, you will be at least a little confident. If you are not confident, you will not be confident... Young people masturbate well and don’t daydream.
It is still important for people to have self-knowledge.
After making a decision, Zuo Xiaoyou divided one portion into two to three portions, which solved the problem of insufficient ingredients, and even the fairy fruits and fairy wine still had surplus.
Zuo Xiaoyou is busy in the kitchen, and Jinjiao and Yinjiao are responsible for delivering food.
Many gods and gods saw the exquisite and small, colorful and very beautiful dishes, and they all thought that this was not food at all, but a work of art.
"What kind of dish is this?" The immortals loved it but couldn't understand it.
"This is the three fresh earth." Jinjiao replied.
"What about this?" another god asked.
"This is spicy tofu." Yinjiao replied.
"What is this one by one?"
"This is fish-flavored shredded meat."
"What!?" The immortals' expressions changed: "Meat dishes!?"
"No, no!" Yinjiao shook his head repeatedly: "This fish fragrance is just blended with the sauce, which gives it the aroma of fish meat, while the shredded meat is made of vegetarian meat made of soybeans, not meat."
"Oh?" The immortals listened to the freshness, and Taiyi Jinxian asked, "Can this meat be made of soybeans?"
"We don't understand very well. They are all made by Junior Brother Zuo Xiaoyou." Yinjiao said: "Also, this is Junior Brother Zuo Xiaoyou's exclusive secret recipe. If you want to know how to do it, you may have to use some benefits to exchange it with Junior Brother."
Seeing that Yinjiao helped Zuo Xiaoyou get the benefits, the immortals laughed and scolded each other. Although it was magical to make soybeans into vegetarian meat, I didn’t know how they tasted before I ate them. If they were just a shape, the immortals wouldn’t foolishly exchange them for good things.
Zhen Yuanzi looked at the weight of more than half that was smaller than usual, and knew that his apprentice was really insufficient. He smiled and said, "Everyone, try the skills of the bad apprentice."
"You are welcome to be polite to the great immortal." The immortals raised their chopsticks and began to taste the delicious food.
Then……
kitchen.
"Senior Sister Jinjiao, Sister Yinjiao, bring this dish of assorted rice and put it in full with these wines." Zuo Xiaoyou said without raising his head when he heard the footsteps of Yinjiao approaching.
"Junior brother, stop busy. Come on, there is a pair of good things here for you." Jinjiao's voice came from behind. Zuo Xiaoyou stopped the movement in his hand, turned his head and saw Jinjiao throwing a mustard bag for him with a smile.
"What is this?" Zuo Xiaoyou took the mustard bag and put the basin in his hand.
"We exchanged the good things for the recipe with you." Jinjiao laughed and said, "We just helped you exchange this bunch of good things for the recipe. These gods are crazy about greed and they are all good things. Junior brother, you have money this time."
Zuo Xiaoyou was stunned for a moment, opened the mustard bag and saw that the things inside instantly blinded his 24k krypton gold dog eyes.
Magic weapons, magic weapons, magic weapons, various magic weapons, more than a dozen magic weapons. What are swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, sticks, whips, maces, hammers, crutches, meteors, and meteors with pointed, thorns, thorns, razors, blades, velvet ropes, chains, hooks, and Emei thorns. I am all about all kinds of weapons... ahem!
After a moment of excitement, Zuo Xiaoyou almost got a tongue twister: "This...this..."
"You're so happy!" Yinjiao walked over with envy: "Junior brother, you are a rich man now."
"I would like to thank the two senior sisters." Zuo Xiaoyou put away the mustard bag and clasped his fists with his hands: "I'm so grateful."
"It's all my own people, why are you grateful for?" Jinjiao smiled and said, "Junior brother, prepare the wine quickly, we'll serve the food now."
"good."
Three dishes and a pot of wine, this is the dinner for the gods today. The amount is insufficient, but the taste is excellent. Every god is still unsatisfied. Fortunately, they exchanged some magic weapons for Zuo Xiaoyou's recipe. When they returned to the fairy mansion, they let the servants at home learn to make it. From then on, they will have a steady stream of delicious food to enjoy.
This time, Zuo Xiaoyou got the most benefits. One recipe changed to a bunch of good things. Even the Taishang Laojun gave him a six-turn golden elixir with satisfaction. Although these six-turn golden elixirs are not as good as the nine-turn golden elixir, they can increase their magic power and cultivation for ten thousand years, and can live forever.
Zuo Xiaoyou felt more and more emotional, how important it is to have a strong backer, just because he became a disciple of Zhen Yuanzi and was loved by Zhen Yuanzi, so he could "scam and cheat" everywhere and easily get countless treasures.
Thinking about those scattered immortals who have no backing, even if they practice for thousands of years, they may not be able to achieve the right result. They have to endure various disasters, and they will feel more and more moved by their own fortune.
My brother must have come with a pig's feet halo.
After seeing off all the immortals, the Tushita Palace restored its tranquility. At this time, the Taishang Laojun brewed a pot of tea, savored fragrant tea with Zhen Yuanzi, and then called Zuo Xiaoyou over.
"Master, senior." Zuo Xiaoyou saluted respectfully.
"No need to be polite." The Grand Lord smiled slightly, looked at Zuo Xiaoyou, and asked, "You are from China, but you don't know why you came to Wuzhuang Temple, right?"
"That's right." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded.
The Taishang Laojun squinted his eyes and calculated. Like Zhen Yuanzi, he only looked blurred, but he didn't know where the country of China was? Zuo Xiaoyou's fate was even blank, as if it appeared out of thin air, not among the three realms and the five elements.
Seeing Zhen Yuanzi looking at him, Taishang Laojun shook his head slightly. Zhen Yuanzi was amazed. Even Taishang Laojun could not calculate it, but was afraid that the powerful person who sent Zuo Xiaoyou to this world was still above Taishang Laojun.
The Grand Lord looked at Zuo Xiaoyou and sighed, "Your origin is mysterious, your destiny is in me, it can be said to be an exception." After a pause, seeing Zuo Xiaoyou a little nervous, he asked, "Xiaoyou, what are your plans for the future?"
"Plan?" Zuo Xiaoyou thought about it carefully, but shook his head: "I don't have any plans at the moment. I just want to learn skills from my master first. It's not too late to make plans after I finish my studies."
Zhen Yuanzi nodded with a smile, and the Taishang Laojun also said, "That's good. Your master is a powerful person in the three realms, and he is also the ancestor of the earthly immortals. Youdao Zhenjun, it is your fate to worship him as his master."
"I think so too, my younger brother." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded.
With his own ability, he easily caught Tang Monk and disciples. This kind of ability is only one of them on Journey to the West, which is not worse than the Buddha of Tathagata. Among the Taoist sects, I am afraid that the three Qings are Zhen Yuanzi. How could the left and Xiaoyou let go of such a thick thigh?
"Yes." The old man of the Supreme Lord smiled and said, "If you have time in the future, you can come to the Tushita Palace to sit." Yu Guang swept over the golden horn and the silver horn: "I guess my two children also hope to have more contact with you."
Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head and looked at Jinjiao. The two of them were also looking at him. They smiled at each other, and Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "Senior, don't worry, I will be disturbed more in the future."
"Yes." The Grand Lord waved his hand: "You have just come to Tushita Palace, so let me two children take you around!"
"Yes, senior." Zuo Xiaoyou bowed to Zhen Yuanzi again: "Disciple leaves."
"Go!" Zhen Yuanzi waved.
Zuo Xiaoyou retreated to Jinjiao and Yinjiao, and the two of them grabbed Zuo Xiaoyou's hand tightly: "Hehe, junior brother, we will take you around."
"I'm sorry, two senior sisters."
"Don't talk nonsense, go quickly." Yinjiao pulled him for a moment, and the three of them left the reception room with laughter.
Zhen Yuanzi smiled: "It seems that these two children of Laojun like Xiaoyou very much. If they become Taoist couples in the future, who should they choose?"
The Grand Lord glanced at him and said lightly: "My two children are not qualified, and becoming a Taoist partner will only drag your disciple down."
"That's right." Zhen Yuanzi nodded, then chuckled: "Does Laojun have a suitable woman?"
"What?" The Grand Lord was a little surprised: "Fellow Daoist Zhenyuan wants to find a Taoist partner for your disciple?"
"The wealthy partner is a lawful place." Zhen Yuanzi said: "My disciple is not short of money, law, land, and only a partner. It's time to find him a Taoist partner."
The Grand Lord thought for a moment and said, "The Jade Emperor has seven daughters, among which the seven fairies are the most skillful, kind-hearted, and have good qualifications. What do you think of fellow Taoist Zhenyuan?"
"Seven Jade Emperor's Seven Girls?" Zhen Yuanzi frowned, calculated slightly, and said, "These seven fairies seem to have a relationship with the world."
"If you become a Taoist partner with your disciple, the fate of the Seventh Princess will also change. Where will the worldly relationship come from?" Taishang Laojun said lightly.
Zhen Yuanzi showed a relaxed look on his face: "In this way, I have to bother Laojun as a matchmaker."
"A small matter is covered by the old Taoist." The Grand Lord smiled faintly, which made Zhen Yuanzi talk about Buddhism.
That night, Zuo Xiaoyou and Zhen Yuanzi stayed in the Tushita Palace. Although men and women were not close to each other, Jinjiao and Yinjiao still insisted on sleeping with Zuo Xiaoyou, but the three of them did not have any dirty things, but were having a long talk.
Jinjiao and Yinjiao have been holding it in for too long. Zuo Xiaoyou's belly is full of goods. The two of them couldn't stop and shouted that they were happy. They almost spent the night in the story told by Zuo Xiaoyou.
The next morning, Zuo Xiaoyou prepared a light breakfast and snacks to the tables of Taishang Laojun and Zhenyuanzi. Taishang Laojun was very satisfied with the food. Then he glanced at Zuo Xiaoyou, nodded, and left Tushita Palace happily.
Zuo Xiaoyou was confused by the Taishang Laojun: "Master, what's wrong with Laojun?"
I went out early in the morning and didn't let them leave. Why did I cause trouble?
Zhen Yuanzi smiled and pointed at the opposite side of him. Zuo Xiaoyou immediately sat down cross-legged.
Zhen Yuanzi said: "Xiaoyou, what are the four principles of practicing Taoism?"
Zuo Xiaoyou was confused, but hesitated: "The wealthy partner is legal."
"What is the land of wealth and law?" Zhen Yuanzi asked with a smile.
"Finance: There are certain economic conditions; because in the initial stage of practicing Taoism, you must spend your mind and time to practice to the greatest extent, and there will be no more time to cure life. If you do not have a certain material foundation, it is difficult to practice Taoism. Just look at monks and lay people. No wealth is enough to cultivate Taoism.
Couple: fellow practitioners, fellow Taoists; if you study alone but have no friends, you will be ignorant and ignorant.
Dharma: Teaching methods, methods. If you fail to obtain Dharma, you are blindly practicing.
Place: a place for practicing Taoism and a temple. Different environments and different Feng Shui, the better the Feng Shui, the better the practice.”
To be continued...