Chapter 5 Return to Hometown for a Monthly Pass)
Xiao Li was very happy today. Not only did he eat unparalleled food, but he also met a very outstanding friend. Unfortunately, he had too little private time. After staying at Bai Shanhu's house for three hours, he had to end this pleasant exchange.
"Zuo, knowing you today is one of the luckiest things in my life. I hope we can become good friends for the rest of our lives." Before saying goodbye, Xiao Li held Zuo Xiaoyou's hand tightly and said extremely seriously.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly and patted Xiao Li on the shoulder: "Of course, remember to call me when I come to China in the future. If I go to the United States, I will call you."
"I will definitely give you a pleasant trip to America." Xiao Li hugged Zuo Xiaoyou happily, then hugged Bai Shanhu and Zhang sisters, and left here with the company of the Terminator Assistant.
I thought it would be a long time later to see Xiao Li next time, but I didn’t expect that the next afternoon, Xiao Li ran over again: “Hey, Zuo, my best friend, I’m so happy to see you. What should I have for dinner today?”
Zuo Xiaoyou: "..."
Xiao Li came to China just to shoot an advertisement. After the advertisement was shot, he could give himself a few days off. Xiao Li was eating delicious fried dumplings voraciously and said, "Zuo, if you are a woman, I will definitely pursue you crazy and make you Mrs. Dicaprio."
"Then you should blame God for not letting me become a woman." Zuo Xiaoyou said.
"Oh, no, no, no." Xiao Li shook his head repeatedly: "God must not have the heart to make such a perfect person into a woman, and then be bullied by bad men, so he turned you into a man and made you love by women all over the world."
"Great explanation." Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't help but smile: "God will bless you."
"I hope so." As an American who talks about God, Xiao Li actually does not believe in the existence of God. This is like the current ****. From the day of birth, he is destined to believe in *******. Even if you don't believe it yourself and do many things that violate the rules and doctrines, your **** identity will not change.
Keep this identity and your child will get extra points in the college entrance examination in the future!
"I just hope God can give me a perfect family now." Xiao Li prayed: "There is a wife who can do Chinese food like the left."
"Then you have to marry a Chinese wife." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "It is best to have chef training, otherwise it will be difficult for them to make particularly delicious food."
Xiao Li shrugged: "Then I can only hire a maid who can make Chinese food."
In order to hide his hearing, Xiao Li has been living in Bai Shanhu's home in the next two days, and he has to eat the food made by Zuo Xiaoyou every day. These two days have indeed allowed him to see Zuo Xiaoyou's food skills. Zuo Xiaoyou can make whatever he wants, and what he makes is supreme delicacy, and Xiao Li is having a great time eating it.
To put it simply, in just two or three days, Xiao Li gained ten pounds...
On the day of separation, Xiao Li said to Zuo Xiaoyou: "Zuo, if my role in filming needs me to gain weight in the future, can you be my personal chef for a few days?"
Zuo Xiaoyou looked funny: "One million US dollars a day, watch it!"
"Shet! Zuo, you are such a vampire!"
"Fake! You pay tens of millions of dollars, so what if you give me millions!"
The two of them were stunned by the squirting trash talk. The Bai Shanhu and the Zhang sisters were stunned. They couldn't believe that the two male gods had such a vulgar side. Especially the image of Zuo Xiaoyou collapsed directly.
Brother, did you agree to be my male god for the rest of my life?
"Hahaha..." After a long time of cursing, Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiao Li stopped, they suddenly laughed and hugged each other and patted each other. Xiao Li smiled and said, "Zuo, I will miss you and contact you often in the future. I said that if I come to the United States in the future, I will definitely give you a pleasant trip to the United States."
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "Learn Chinese well, China's entertainment industry will become more and more developed in the future, and you will cooperate with China Film."
Xiao Li nodded, and then hugged Bai Shanhu and said goodbye to the Zhang sisters. After taking a bus to the airport with his assistant on the trip, he returned to the United States.
Xiao Li is a good person, but he has the common problem of ordinary men.
Xiao Liming had three girlfriends on his face, but he had an affair with at least three-digit women behind his back. Fortunately, he paid great attention to safety and has not been caught yet. Otherwise, he would have used his life to shoot a movie about AIDS patients, leading by example and warning future generations.
Compared with him, Zuo Xiaoyou is even better than that. Of course, his situation is different from Xiao Li. Xiao Li has had a three-digit woman in this world, but Zuo Xiaoyou is less than double-digit.
In addition to Bai Shanhu and the Zhang sisters, there are also street girls who needed to solve their physiological problems when they were in Hengdiao.
Zuo Xiaoyou has had a relationship with six street ladies. Those street ladies are all miserable people, so Zuo Xiaoyou will take care of their business when they need it. But as they become familiar with each other, they become friends who can chat.
Although Zuo Xiaoyou was not handsome back then, because of his good figure, long-lastingness, and his love for reading, those street girls who are not well educated like it, and it also seemed to touch a string deep in their hearts.
Sometimes, when these street ladies come and cannot do business, they will buy some food and drink to Zuo Xiaoyou's house to find him.
If Zuo Xiaoyou is working outside and not at home, they will help Zuo Xiaoyou clean up the house, cook, wait for Zuo Xiaoyou to come back, and then spend the night at Zuo Xiaoyou's house.
Those street ladies at that time all said similar things to Zuo Xiaoyou: "If I could meet a man like you earlier, I would definitely not have sold it. I would do housework, serve men, and take care of children like now."
"But..." The street ladies all had deep stories in their eyes: "I have no life."
From the age of twenty to the age of thirty, Zuo Xiaoyou experienced these six street girls, but those street girls had been with him for several years, earned enough money, and went back to their hometown to get married one after another.
Among them, Zuo Xiaoyou met a very beautiful street girl with a very good personality and a deep gene for her good wife and mother. Zuo Xiaoyou got along very comfortably with her, with a strong smell of home and a feeling of home. After about two years of this, he couldn't help but say to her: "Stop doing it, how about living with me?"
The street girl cried and then went to a dark place. When he woke up, the street girl disappeared, the street girl couldn't get through the phone and disappeared completely.
Later, he went to the street girl to work to find her, but the proprietress said she had returned to her hometown and handed him a letter. The content of the letter was very simple: "I am not worthy of you, you will meet something better and forget me."
Zuo Xiaoyou did forget her, because for two years, he didn't know what the woman was named? He only knew her "stage name" Xiaofang.
Xiaofang, it’s Xiaofang again, go to Xiaofang!
That was the last street girl Zuo Xiaoyou had ever experienced. Since then, he has lived a monk life, cultivating his character until he met the old man in the capital.
Zuo Xiaoyou has never talked about these things. After experiencing many worlds and so many beautiful women, his memory of Xiaofang has become blurred. After all, Xiaofang is a chicken, with a pair of jade arms, a pair of thousands of pillows, and a few red lips, and thousands of guests. The two of them are together, but because they are in a foreign land, they rarely meet a opposite sex who gets along well, and they all get what they need.
To make a simple metaphor, Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiaofang were like Yin Tianchou and Liu Piaopiao in "The King of Comedy", Zuo Xiaoyou and Yin Tianchou are dead supporting roles who cannot see tomorrow; Xiaofang is like Liu Piaopiao, and it is hard to describe it.
But Zuo Xiaoyou and Yin Tianchou had different endings, just because Xiaofang is a woman who is more traditional than Liu Piaopiao. She thinks she is too dirty. It would be fine if she is a dewy couple with Zuo Xiaoyou, but she feels that she is not worthy of becoming a real couple.
Zuo Xiaoyou expressed her intention to be with her, which moved her, but she was extremely panicked. She thought she could not bear this sudden happiness, so she chose to escape.
As for where her hometown is? Will she find an honest person to marry after returning to her hometown? It is no longer what Zuo Xiaoyou cares about.
By the way, Xiaofang was only twenty years old when she left, but she is only twenty-three years old now.
If Xiaofang didn't lie to him.
"Teacher Zuo, what's wrong?" Seeing Xiao Li away, Zuo Xiaoyou stood on the balcony and looked into the distance. His eyes were a little hazy. Bai Shanhu walked over and asked.
"The Zhongyuan Festival is coming soon." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "I want to go back to my hometown."
Since leaving his hometown in the 18th year, Zuo Xiaoyou has never returned home. In fact, he has not sold the house at home. After all, he has memories of him. But if no one has lived in the house for more than ten years, he will definitely be covered in dust.
If it weren't for the street ladies who had just remembered those street ladies who returned to their hometown, Zuo Xiaoyou wouldn't have thought about returning to his hometown. Speaking of which, the house in his hometown was still the unit house that his parents had divided after their marriage, but later their parents bought it for money, and the property rights belonged to him. Zuo Xiaoyou left home and went south, but used bed sheets to cover the furniture and appliances at home, and did not tell anyone to help him clean up regularly. This time he went back to his hometown, he might have to clean the house well.
"I'll go with Teacher Zuo." Bai Shanhu said: "By the way... I'll pay tribute to our parents."
"We'll go too!" The two sisters had no reason not to go. They must go and see Zuo Xiaoyou's hometown.
Since the three girls were going, Zuo Xiaoyou nodded, then went out to buy something, and drove back to his hometown in Beihe in the RV.
In the world of "Charlotte's Troubles", Zuo Xiaoyou stayed in his hometown for a few years, but that home is different from the current home after all. That home has parents, and this home has nothing.
Chapter completed!