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Chapter 5 Fat Daxiu Immortal Asking for a Monthly Pass)(1/2)

The sky is vast and the sun shines brightly.

The sound of Zuo Xiaoyou reading aloud came from the panda Curie, causing the animals in Liangshan to bow their heads and listen piously.

As the saint, Zuo Xiaoyou said that he followed the Dharma. Even if the world lacks spiritual energy, he could not stop Zuo Xiaoyou's great Taoist mantra. Although Zuo Xiaoyou only had a trace of Taoist practice in his words, it was enough to benefit the creatures in Liangshan.

Although they dare not say that they become spirits and monsters, they are enough to increase their spirituality, make them smarter, and increase their chances of survival.

"Haga"

The t-x maid walked into the yard with two killed pheasants: "Young master, supper will be ready soon."

Zuo Xiaoyou: "..."

Well, some living creatures in captivity have no choice.

Zuo Xiaoyou has been in a good mood these days. The Zhang sisters are two very dear girls. With them here, Zuo Xiaoyou can always feel very at ease.

To be honest, if it weren’t for Bai Shanhu’s early move, Zuo Xiaoyou’s real partner would be them. Bai Shanhu is not an ideal partner. In fact, women in the entertainment industry are not ideal partners. Unless women in the entertainment industry feel at home after getting married, they will not be able to last for a woman who often fly around after marriage.

Why did Zuo Xiaoyou like the older generation of female artists? It is because most of the older generation of female artists have received traditional education and regard their family as much as their careers. So Marilyn Monroe and Chung Chung quit the entertainment industry after marriage; Chiu Shuzhen quit the entertainment industry after marriage after marriage; Bo Shen Ye Zimei, who lived with her boyfriend, retired from the entertainment industry after marriage; Zheng Peipei, who was the first generation of women who beat women and was so beautiful, retired from the entertainment industry after marriage, but only chose to make a comeback after divorce due to various reasons.

Of course, there are also female artists who still live in the entertainment industry after marriage and have a good life. However, the husbands of these female artists are basically from the circle and they don’t know what they know. They can naturally tolerate their partner’s unclearity.

They are all bitches, so no one can say anything about anyone.

It is hard to see a husband like Bai Shanhu who is not a member of the circle and who can tolerate her continuing to be in the circle. Of course, this is also related to her three rules with Zuo Xiaoyou. Not being able to make intimate scenes is Zuo Xiaoyou's bottom line.

Maybe some people think that Zuo Xiaoyou can have multiple women? Is this fair to Bai Coral?

Unfair!

But who told Bai Coral to chase Zuo Xiaoyou? Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, can you control it?

So things like feelings are like wearing shoes. Is it suitable? Only feet know.

In short, Zuo Xiaoyou got the feelings he wanted at the moment. It doesn’t matter if Bai Shanhu is not around, but it’s enough to have the Zhang sisters.

"Driving!"

Hearing the voices of the Zhang sisters, Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head and looked at it, and couldn't help but chuckled: "What are you doing?"

One of the two sisters was riding on the fat big back and the other on the female panda's back. The two fat pandas were slowly strolling in the yard, looking bitter.

"They are too heavy." Zhang Acai said: "My sister and I let them exercise and lose weight. We are fat and run quickly!"

(Fat Big: I don’t want to run, I want to sleep.)

Compared to the lazy fat, the female panda is much more diligent, carrying Zhang Ayi slowly without regrets.

"It's still fat girl (female panda) obedient." Zhang Acai slapped her fat butt again: "Laggy panda, run!"

Fat: "Woo woo..."

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, closed the book in his hand, and said, "Fat Da is indeed a little lazy to eat, so it won't work if you continue like this."

"What do you want to do with your brother?" Zhang Ayi asked.

"Starting tomorrow, I will teach the Fat Great Immortal Cultivation Art."

Before dawn the next day, Zuo Xiaoyou lifted Fat Da and Fat Niu, went to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise, and absorbed the first ray of morning glow in the sky.

Both Fatty and Fatty Niu are animals, and they will definitely follow the path of demon cultivation in the future. The so-called demon cultivation means absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, opening up spiritual wisdom, and then gradually evolving towards humans. Of course, this is only the initial stage, similar to the transformation of White Snake and Xiaoqing. If you want to achieve the right result, you also need to eliminate the sins committed when you are an animal. That is, doing good deeds in humans and using merit to eliminate karma. When the karma is eliminated and the merits are added to the body, you will also achieve the right result. Even if you do not become an immortal or an ancestor, you can still be free between heaven and earth.

Of course, this is a routine in the mythical world. In reality, a world without gods, as long as it turns into a human form and follows human rules, getting along with humans will not cause harm to humans, and that's almost the same.

With the saint Zuo Xiaoyou, how can you practice the right way? It is enough not to cause trouble.

In this case, Fatty Da and Fatty Niu began their path of demon cultivation. However, cultivation is a long-term job that has been over the years. If Fatty Da and Fatty Niu want to achieve the right result, it will take many, many years of cultivation.

In fact, Zuo Xiaoyou can forcefully enlighten Fat Da and Fat Niu, but the consequence of forced enlightenment is that his strength will never grow, similar to the breeze and bright moon around Zhen Yuanzi; similar to the golden horns and silver horns around Taishang Laojun.

They are all Taoist children who were forcibly enlightened. Their daily job is to cook fire and receive guests. Even if they have exceeded 100 million cosmic calendars, their cultivation will not change, which is very miserable.

Zuo Xiaoyou didn't want Fat Da and Fat Niu to blame him in the future, so he did not enlighten them and let them practice with their own efforts. Although this effect was slow, it was better for a long time.

On the first day of cultivation, both Fatty Da and Fatty Niu seemed to have no reaction. Even if they started to absorb the essence of the moon at night, they only relied on Zuo Xiaoyou's help to absorb a little.

Fortunately, it’s enough to absorb it. As long as you persist, there will always be a day when your hair becomes oceanic.

Seeing that Fatty Da and Fatty Niu can really practice, the Zhang sisters were surprised. Zhang Acai asked, "Brother, Fatty Da and Fatty Niu won't really become human in the future, right?"

"Why can't it?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "But if animals want to become humans, no matter how high the qualifications are, they will take hundreds of years of cultivation. Fatty Big and Fatty Girl want to become humans, it's too early!"

"Hundreds of years!" Both sisters sighed. If they hadn't been immortal, they would have never been able to wait for that day.

"Don't slack off, either." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Although with your strength, the threat to you is already very small, human beings will inevitably be crazy, especially in recent years, and the international situation may be complicated. World War III may happen, so you must persist in practicing. If one day, you are so powerful that you will not be afraid of the bombing of nuclear weapons, you can rest appropriately."

"I'm afraid it's difficult!" The two sisters had little confidence in themselves.

"It is challenging only if it is difficult." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "In short, you work harder. You have been practicing for a short time and have not learned the trick of automatically practicing between walking, standing, sitting and lying down. Now you must work hard to reach this level. At that time, you will practice automatically without feeling tired."

The two sisters nodded and should work harder during the summer vacation.

Two more days passed in a blink of an eye, and this day came the agreed time of a week.

"I'm going to the capital, are you going?" After breakfast, Zuo Xiaoyou, who was well-dressed, asked the two sisters.

"No." The two sisters shook their heads repeatedly.

"Why?" Zuo Xiaoyou was a little surprised.

"Brother..." Zhang Ayi pointed at Zuo Xiaoyou's clothes with a little blushing: "Can you not wear this way?"

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at his white costume and blinked: "Is there any problem?"

"It's all modern, and I'm not going to act. It's so embarrassing to walk on the street in such clothes!"

Hearing the voices of the two sisters, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "Isn't it good-looking?"

"It's good to look good..." The two sisters looked at Zuo Xiaoyou. The appearance of the young man in white, full of ancient style and charm, made the two sisters' hearts pound, but... "It's so embarrassing to walk on the street. We don't want to be watched."

“…”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head helplessly: "Since that's the case, I'll go alone." He paused: "What do you want? I'll bring it back to you."

"Nothing to want." The two sisters shook their heads.

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, opened the Qiankun Fan and shook it, turned around and disappeared from the spot.

Even though I have seen it many times, Zuo Xiaoyou's spell that could fly thousands of miles apart still made the two sisters excited.

"It's so good!" Zhang Acai said enviously: "When can we go wherever we want like brother?"

"Brother is right." Zhang Ayi said: "If you want to live freely in this world, you can only improve our own abilities! A Cai, we must work hard in the future."

"Yes." Zhang Acai nodded repeatedly: "If we can be as powerful as our brother in the future, maybe we can go to heaven to see it!"

"Paradise..." Zhang Ayi's eyes were full of yearning.

...

In the capital, Zuo Xiaoyou appeared at Bai Xianghu's home.

At this time, Bai Shanhu was filming in Hollywood, and there was only the T-X maid at home. Zuo Xiaoyou suddenly appeared, causing the T-X maid to stand up in a hurry: "Young Master, why are you here?"

Looking at the T-X maid watching TV, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "I'm here to deal with something. Do you have the idea of ​​watching TV independently?"

t-x itself is constantly evolving, but no matter how it evolves, it is inevitable that robots will have stiffness. For example, when watching TV now, t-x did not take the initiative to do it in the past, but today we have made gratifying discoveries.

"Because I don't know what to do." The maid's face regained her due smile.

"That's great." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "As long as you don't do anything illegal or criminal things, you can do whatever you want."

The maid nodded.

"I'm going to go to a friend's house." Zuo Xiaoyou said, "Do you have money?"

"Yes." The maid took out a wallet from her skirt pocket: "How much does a young master want?"

"I don't need it." Zuo Xiaoyou waved his hand: "Since you feel bored, how about going out for a walk?"

"Turn around?" The maid was puzzled.

"Buy something you like." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "such as clothes, pillows, etc."

"..." The maid was silent for a moment, revealing a blank look.

"Don't you like?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"Maybe..." The maid is not sure: "Last month, I saw a pot of flowers in the market and I had a good impression of it."

"Then go buy it." Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes lit up and he smiled and said, "Is the money enough?"

"Enough, only ten dollars." said the maid.

"Then go!" Zuo Xiaoyou said: "There are also clothes, if you like it, you can buy it back."

"..." The maid was silent for a moment and nodded.

Not long after, the maid who had changed into new clothes went out. Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the time and it was 8:05 in the morning.

Zuo Xiaoyou took out his cell phone and sent a text message to Liu Tianxian: "Go to your house in an hour."

Liu Tianxian quickly sent a reply: "There are a wait for the whole house."
To be continued...
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