On June 8, the college entrance examination ended.

The Zhang sisters believed that they had no problems with the exam. Now everything is ready, and they only need an admission notice.

After the last high school exam, the Zhang sisters can finally return to Liangshan without any worries.

Perhaps influenced by Chiko and Xiaoqian, Rama has never met her sisters since she returned to Pandaju. She agrees with Chiko's idea. They are both followers of Zuo Xiaoyou and will experience many worlds in the future, but the Zhang sisters are not. Even if the Zhang sisters are Zuo Xiaoyou's women in the real world, they also think they are taller than the Zhang sisters.

With the asymmetry of each other and the asymmetry of strength, Rama no longer had the idea of ​​getting close to the Zhang sisters at the beginning, especially after seeing the Zhang sisters' humble strength, this idea became even stronger.

Humph! How do tigers and cats become friends?

Although Zuo Xiaoyou was helpless, he did not take it seriously. However, Rama's research terminator at the underground base all day long helped Zuo Xiaoyou.

On the night of the first day of the college entrance examination, Zuo Xiaoyou told the T-maid that he hoped that the terminator could be more optimized, not only his external image is the same as that of humans, but also his physiological characteristics of humans. Of course, there is no need to have children.

It is easy to say but difficult to do. Even if it is Rama's IQ, it is not easy to transform the Terminator into a physiological characteristic of human beings.

But it is interesting to be challenging. Now Rama spends all day studying the Terminator.

Tomoko and Xiaoqian went around in Japan and bought a lot of specialties. This time, when Zuo Xiaoyou was fine, he would take a look or play games, which surprised the Zhang sisters. Unexpectedly, Zuo Xiaoyou would actually watch such entertaining things.

"It's nothing strange." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Even the dregs, there are advantages, such as these physiological and hygiene videos. If no one does this kind of thing, newlyweds will make jokes when they are in the bridal chamber, and they cannot get happiness by relying on brute force alone. Confucius said: Food and sex are all human nature. There is no need to avoid it."

The two sisters thought Zuo Xiaoyou's words made sense.

"But it's better to see this kind of thing closed and don't let outsiders know." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "After all, it's *, so we just need to know it ourselves."

The two sisters thought it made too reasonable, so they often closed the door and studied with Zuo Xiaoyou to prevent outsiders from knowing...

On the tenth day after Zuo Xiaoyou returned, the next world was confirmed.

""The Star Lord of Changes"?" Zuo Xiaoyou was surprised when he heard this name: "It's another movie by Stephen Chow? Can't it be replaced by someone else's!"

"I'm just posting a mission." Xiao Hei's answer was as always.

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head and downloaded "The Variety Star Lord" online. Watch it with Zhizi, Xiaoqian, Rama, and Old Master Ren.

"The Variety Star Lord" is a fantasy and sci-fi comedy directed by Weimin and starring Stephen Chow, Yong Qi, Meng Da, etc. It was released in Xiangjiang in 1995. The film tells the story of Li Zexing being killed to pieces for offending the gang leader. Fortunately, Professor Jiang Si transformed it into an artificial human that can change various forms and was resurrected. Later, he was chased by Iron Armored Wild Dragon, but in the end, he defeated Iron Armored Wild Dragon and won the hearts of his classmate Iron Armored Wild Dragon by inserting the chip invented by the professor.

After the movie was released in Xiangjiang, it achieved a box office of 35 million, which is quite good. But the reason why this movie was born is actually related to Stephen Chow's consecutive box office losses.

Stephen Chow's box office will lose. Of course, it is very rare, and movies that lose box office are actually very famous, namely "A Chinese Odyssey" and "Returning to the Soul".

That's right, although "A Chinese Odyssey" is regarded as a classic, its box office was indeed a failure. In addition, "Returning to the Soul", these two movies with relatively serious themes suffered box office failures in the unfair place in Hong Kong, which is actually considered to be a bad time. It was also the failures of those two movies that forced Stephen Chow to continue working with Fatty Wang Jing. He used a relatively vulgar joke that he didn't like.

"The Star Lord of Changes" is actually a follow-up work with a trend towards "The Disguised Strange Man", but Stephen Chow's films have a unique world and are unique. Facing a complex life with a consistent attitude is more clever than Jim Carrey's performance that is too exaggerated but lacks internal spiritual foundation.

However, too many of Stephen Chow's works are influenced by low-level commercial factors, and many scripts are pieced together, and low-level "shit, pee, fart" jokes are filled with them, which greatly reduces the level of the work. "The Variety Star Lord" is not spared.

In the first half of the film, the "change" of "The Variety Star Lord" is not yet a question. It just caters to the usual low-end taste of Xiangjiang films to create boring jokes. Although Stephen Chow's performance occasionally plays out, its characteristics are basically not outstanding.

The love story between Ah Xing and Chong Chong was exaggerated and cute. They played volleyball and other love scenes, which could make people "take stingy as fun", reflecting Stephen Chow's skills.

At the end of the film, a competition between cheap supermarkets and high-end brands is rich in imagination. It can be said that the modern version of Sun Wukong's seventy-two changes. Compared to a film with no image change like "The Disguised Martyr", this film also seems to be more suitable for the tastes of Chinese audiences.

But putting aside the absurdity in the movie, the movie itself is not without its merits. For example, the artificial human beings studied by Professor Jiang Si can use bargains to create deformed artificial humans and can continue to evolve. This is a truly amazing invention.

After watching the movie, Rama's eyes flashed: "I want to discuss it with this doctor."

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "I just happened to want to study with him, and maybe I can find the direction for the Terminator to evolve."

"This movie is only artificial humans and it seems that everything is messy," said Tomoko.

"This is what Wang Jing's movies are." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "At least in 1995, such a movie can achieve high box office, so as to make it happen."

"Yes." Tomoko stood behind Zuo Xiaoyou, bent over, and supported her arms on Zuo Xiaoyou's shoulders, and said, "At least this movie leaves behind the research direction of artificial humans, but what tasks will we issue after we go in?"

"Let's talk about it then." Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head and looked at Rama, and then looked at Old Master Ren. He said, "It's good that Rama and I will enter this movie. Zhizi, Xiaoqian and the butler, you don't want to go."

Because there is one more Rama. Now to enter the movie world, we need to re-select the number of people entering. The previous world. Rama did not enter "Journey to the West to Demons" because she was studying the Terminator. This movie is more in line with Rama's research direction, and it is meaningless to Tomoko and the others, and there is no need to experience that world.

The three of them had no objection to Zuo Xiaoyou's arrangement, but Zuo Xiaoyou was also thinking about what tasks would "The Variety Star Lord" give? After thinking about it, it seemed that only the research on artificial humans was difficult. The others were irrelevant.

"Okay." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Everyone goes to do their own things, don't think too much."

After all, it is the general who comes to stop the enemy and the water comes to cover the enemy's ground.

On June 18, the Dragon Boat Festival is here.

There are different customs and habits across the country for this festival commemorating Qu Yuan. Northerners may make some rice dumplings and boil some eggs and eat them. However, there is plenty of water in the south. In addition to eating rice dumplings, there is also the custom of dragon boat racing. Of course, there is no one here in Liangshan.

In the past, the villagers in Liangshan lived a tight life. They didn’t have the energy to race dragon boats, and even fewer rice dumplings could be made. In other words, after Zuo Xiaoyou came, he would buy some glutinous rice, dates and rice dumpling leaves to the villagers every year before the Dragon Boat Festival. The villagers in Liangshan Village only ate rice dumplings for two years.

This year is different. The villagers have better life this year and have money in their hands, so they think about something different. Liangshan Village also has intersecting rivers, so there is no problem with holding a dragon boat competition.

As early as a month ago, the village chief discussed with Zuo Xiaoyou about holding a dragon boat competition this year. Zuo Xiaoyou naturally supported it, but it took a lot of time to build a dragon boat. There was only one family in the village who was a carpenter. It was obviously not possible to rely solely on this family, so Zuo Xiaoyou took over the task of making a dragon boat. Relying on his own T-1000, he built one big, two small and three dragon boats.

The big dragon boat can ride twelve people, one helmsman, one drummer, and ten paddlers; the small dragon boat can only ride five people, one drummer and four paddlers.

There are not many people in Liangshan Village. There are only three dragon boats, which is enough to be lively. In the past ten days, the village has selected contestants to train dragon boats. However, Zuo Xiaoyou and the village chief plan. After the dragon boat race is over, the villagers can also take the dragon boat by themselves and experience the feeling of rowing.

On the Dragon Boat Festival that day, after eating rice dumplings and eggs in the morning, the villagers walked out of their houses and brought small stools to the river to watch the first Liangshan Village Dragon Boat Competition in their lives.

This time, the village chief personally took on the important task of the drummer of the big dragon boat. He sat on the dragon boat with red face, holding the drum hammer in both hands, and hit the drum: "Friends, this year is the first dragon boat race held by our Liangshan Village. I won't tell you the vain, nothing else, how did we come today? Didn't Xiao Zuo come after we came to our Liangshan Village? So I suggest that everyone applaud, welcome Xiao Zuo to say a few words to us! Applause!"

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A burst of applause sounded, and Zuo Xiaoyou didn't expect that the village chief would suddenly lift himself out. He smiled helplessly and had to jump onto the dragon boat. He clasped his hands to express his gratitude to the applause's villagers.

"Thank you everyone, don't applaud, it will hurt if you pat your hands for a long time."

As soon as these words were spoken, there was a burst of laughter on the scene.

Zuo Xiaoyou also smiled and said, "Actually, I have nothing to say, but the village chief insists on force me to say, then I will say a few words." Clear his throat: "Our Liangshan Village will get better and better, and everyone's life will get better and better. OK, I've finished speaking. In order not to let the village chief talk nonsense anymore, I announced that the dragon boat racing has officially begun!"

Amid the applause and cheers of the villagers, Zuo Xiaoyou jumped out of the dragon boat and watched with a smile as more than a dozen strong men rowed the dragon boats and headed towards the finish line under the drums.

The Zhang sisters surrounded Zuo Xiaoyou and cheered for the villagers who were racing dragon boats with a smile.

In fact, if you watch the dragon boat race on TV, it is boring, but if you are in the scene, it is very interesting. No matter what kind of activity it is, you can always participate in it and experience the charm.

For example, fishing is also a sporting event, but who would like to watch TV and watch others fish slowly? But if you participate in it and go fishing by yourself, it would be very interesting.

Zuo Xiaoyou likes fishing very much, so after the morning dragon boat competition, Zuo Xiaoyou participated in the fishing competition with the villagers. The competition started at 1:00 pm and until 4:00 pm. Whoever caught the most fish would win. The top three could get the medals for the top three in the first Liangshan Village Fishing Competition.

Medals are not worth the money, they are the meaning of winning the prize.

Zuo Xiaoyou was unwilling to compete with the villagers and did not enter the top three in the end. However, when Zuo Xiaoyou saw the simple smiles of the three villagers who were hung with medals, Zuo Xiaoyou felt that his approach was extremely correct.

The Dragon Boat Festival event came to an end, and every villager was very happy, especially the children. After the dragon boat competition, the children ran to the dragon boat to experience the feeling of rowing dragon boats. Adults followed him, but they were not afraid of accidents. Every child was playing crazy, and the price was that they slept very well tonight.

After the Dragon Boat Festival, the three dragon boats became public property in the village. When you have nothing to do, you can take the dragon boat to fish in the center of the river, or you can row the dragon boat to enjoy the beautiful scenery on the river.

Of course, you have to spend money.

This is also considered a fiscal revenue in the village.

After the Dragon Boat Festival, Liangshan returned to its former peace. At this time, a crop of wheat had been harvested in the village, and golden wheat was covered with all the roads in the village. It would be collected in the evening and continue to dry the next day.

The weather is beautiful. During the days when the wheat is drying, the weather in Liangshan has always been sunny. In fact, since Zuo Xiaoyou helped the villagers plan the planting, Liangshan has been in good weather. It will definitely rain when it should rain, and it will definitely sunny when it should sunny. Many villagers in Liangshan Village believe that Liangshan must have been favored by gods and Liangshan will become a real paradise.

Of course, this is not favored by some gods, but the result of Zuo Xiaoyou's deliberate control. As long as he is there, the villagers of Liangshan Village don't have to worry about the occurrence of natural disasters. In fact, Zuo Xiaoyou even erased the possibility of an earthquake.

Zuo Xiaoyou used his powerful magic power to strengthen all China's land. Even if the mainland plate vibrates in the future, it will definitely not affect China's plate. However, Zuo Xiaoyou only solved the problem of earthquakes. As for problems such as typhoons and floods, it was left to the government to solve them.

Mencius said: Born in distress and death in happiness.

A country without a sense of crisis is easy to perish, so if China wants to think about it well, it must always be surrounded by a sense of crisis. Only in this way can the government have a sense of vigilance, the people have a sense of urgency, and the country can flourish.

Reality is the best example.

(There is another update after the early morning.) (To be continued.)
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