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Chapter Eleven

June 2oo5, Jiading Ancient City.`

The crew of "Tang Bohu's Tigers' Autumn Fragrance" cleared a venue to shoot the scenes of four talented men traveling around.

Because this is a movie with a strong nonsensical style in Zhou's style, the shooting is much simpler than "If Love" and there is not much big scene. As long as the nonsensical comedy effect is best, the movie will succeed by 80%.

The remaining 20% ​​will need to start with details.

"A flock of geese under the mountain."

"The booed the river."

"Catching geese in the river will cure hunger."

"After eating, go home to play with your wife."

"Oh, it's amazing!"

"Hahahaha...hehehehe...hahahahaha..."

"Hey, is it really that funny?"

...

Through the camera, looking at the nonsensical performance style of Zhou that Yin Tianchou perfectly showed, Zuo Xiaoyou was very satisfied. This is Stephen Chow's movie, and this is the way Stephen Chow should have.

We don’t want to travel the West to conquer demons, we don’t want mermaids, and we don’t want Yangtze River 7. We just want Stephen Chow’s style.

Hehehe, exaggerated and funny. This is the peak Stephen Chow, and our favorite Stephen Chow.

"cut!" Zuo Xiaoyou stood up: "Next game!"

The crew immediately began to pack up and move the battlefield.

Halfway through the way to the next scene, Zuo Xiaoyou talked to Liu Tianxian: "The next scene is Mrs. Hua going to the temple to burn incense. On the way, the four talents scrambled to see Qiuxiang, the great beauty. When you shouted 'Qiuxiang', you slowly turned around, showing a look back without laughing, a little calm, but with a little inquiring expression. After all, you don't know who is calling you. In the next shot, the four talents are called 'Beauty', and you will turn around with a few ugly actors who are not as good as humans, and you will still be like before. `Only you show your beauty."

Liu Tianxian nodded frequently, remembering the scene to be filmed later, and couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Director Zuo, you are such a genius. You can think of such a funny scene."

"People who are humorous can always come up with humorous things." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "But what tests your acting skills is that after returning to Washington, Tang Bohu sold himself as a slave, there were many funny scenes at that time, it depends on whether you can act more funny."

"I will work hard." Liu Tianxian said seriously.

"Funny is not something that comes from hard work, but relying on talent." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Of course. With my script, I have told you how to make fun of it. You can also add your own style according to the performance written on it. But if the performance is not good, I will ask you to adjust it appropriately."

Liu Tianxian nodded.

Under Zuo Xiaoyou's tune and teaching, Liu Tianxian's role as Qiu Xiang is much better than Aunt Gong back then. Of course, this does not rule out that Zuo Xiaoyou asked Liu Tianxian to reshoot again and again, constantly shattering the reserve of the fairy sister in her body, and finally directly knocked Liu Tianxian to collapse. Then Zuo Xiaoyou asked her to play. Liu Tianxian didn't care at all. In this case, Liu Tianxian's image was completely ruined, but her acting skills were indeed explosive.

Women, especially beautiful women, can easily destroy their image when they act in comedy.

The most typical ones are Dandan, Cai Ming and Mary. Although they are not peerless beauties, they can score at least 6 or 7 points. However, because they have acted in too many self-destructive comedies, the charm of these three women has plummeted. No matter how beautiful they are, people have fixed their image and can't have too many ideas.

What Zuo Xiaoyou did to Liu Tianxian now is to destroy his image. After Liu Tianxian acted like this, the audience is still obsessed with Liu Tianxian because they have not watched the movie yet, but the actors and staff who participated in the filming on the spot have really been destroyed by subversively.

Is this the Fairy Sister? Is this really the Fairy Sister? You lied to me! I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it!!!

It is this kind of hysterical subversion.

"Mrs. The villain originally lived by the city in Suzhou. He had a house and a field at home, and he had a boundless life. Who knew that Tang Bohu..."

Accompanied by Tang Bohu's powerful percussion, the fairy sister showed off! Then she snatched Mrs. Hua's lines:

"It's so exciting. I can't help but praise him! No, I can't show it. "But this feeling really makes people feel like flying clouds and fog. His touching confession can be expressed with a playful and light bamboo board, and the strong rhythmic percussion instrument ends. It really makes me hear one wave after another..."

Woo woo woo woo woo... This is not my fairy sister...

In the process of constantly destroying the image, "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" finally ushered in the day of completion.

"Slow down! Get two punches first."

"ah?"

"Not even this? You will always be the same, right?"

"ah!!!"

As Tang Bohu vomited blood and died, the curtain fell.

"cut!" Zuo Xiaoyou stood up and whispered: "I announce that "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" will be completed!"

"It's finally over!" Liu Tianxian took off her phoenix crown, took off her wedding dress, and immediately returned to the hotel.

She wants to be quiet...

Mother Liu doesn’t know what to say to her daughter now. The image of a fairy that her daughter finally established collapsed in one go.

Liu's mother could imagine that once "Tang Bohu's Flavor" was released, her daughter's future acting career would be much broader...

Mixed joys and sorrows!

Zuo Xiaoyou didn't care. He had been a couple with Liu Tianxian for several years in "Charlotte's Troubles". He also had a good relationship in reality, so he was more familiar with some of Liu Tianxian's hidden attributes.

As the saying goes, the more serious a person is, the more sulky he has. Unless it is Xiaolongnu.

Although Liu Tianxian has played Xiaolongnu, she is not Xiaolongnu after all, so she is actually indifferent to her heart. Otherwise, she would not have filmed some kind of love with Bangzi in reality, and was kissed and touched by Bangzi. If she is not turbulent enough in her heart, how could it be possible?

So in this movie, Zuo Xiaoyou broke Liu Tianxian's disguise, exposing her most slutty side in her heart. Not to mention, her performance style is really a bit like a big-mouthed aunt.

After the crew was disbanded, Liu Tianxian and her mother returned to the capital, but before leaving, Liu Tianxian and Zuo Xiaoyou hugged each other, and then bit on his shoulder hard.

"I hate you."

Leaving this sentence, Liu Tianxian left.

After the post-production of "Tang Bohu's Delicacy of Autumn" ended, Zuo Xiaoyou did not immediately take it for review and screening, but after the review was approved, it was temporarily sealed and planned to take it out and release it in two years.

First, the mainland film market in O5 years is too small, and if there are two more years, the situation will be much better; second, in these two years, Zuo Xiaoyou seized the time to film the two previous and second films of "A Chinese Odyssey".

Because these two movies require a lot of special effects technology, Zuo Xiaoyou took a full two years to finish the filming.

The new "A Chinese Odyssey" has absolutely sincere makeup, and the special effects technology is based on "Avatar" as the standard, with special effects from beginning to end. Moreover, the storyline of the entire movie has been re-organized, and some unnecessary scenes and lines have been deleted and carefully designed.

Zuo Xiaoyou spent three years rewriting the script and two years to shoot and post-production in this movie. For it, he bought Industrial Light and Magic and cultivated a large number of special effects talents. In this case, the pictures shot in the new version of "A Chinese Odyssey" are naturally beautiful and full of infinite shock. The plot also retains the style of Zhou's comedy. However, some inelegant parts of the fighting scenes have been removed.

For example, Sun Wukong was chased by Guanyin and said, "Sanba Po". This "Sanba Po" must not be available, otherwise it would be too vulgar and would not match the new version's style.

There is also Sun Wukong who stepped on the seven-colored clouds to "snatch the kiss". The shape he put on like a javelin athlete must also be removed.

In short, this kind of passionate fighting scene will definitely not allow the vulgar Zhou's nonsense. Zhou's nonsense jokes in other plots make people laugh, but if the fight process is still like that, it will be really annoying.

Of course, Zuo Xiaoyou saved almost all the classic lines, such as the '10,000 years', the 'i' that', and the 'I'm obsessed and tempted', and the 'Is it necessary? Isn't it necessary?' that.

Of course, Tang Monk's lines that forced the two little monsters to death must be preserved.

In the summer of 2oo7, "Tang Bohu's Dots of Autumn Fragrance" was released at the same time in both sides of the Taiwan Strait and the three places, but it was not on the European and American markets. It was not that I couldn't go there, but Zuo Xiaoyou deliberately suppressed it. He was afraid that "Tang Bohu's Dots of Autumn Fragrance" would directly plunder the box office of 1 billion Hong Kong dollars in the North American market. How could "A Chinese Odyssey" be screened?

Although the mainland film market has the potential of one billion box office at this time, Zuo Xiaoyou felt that it was not easy to complete one billion box office, but it was worth a gamble. If "Tang Bohu's Tips for Autumn Love" really exceeded one billion box office in the mainland, he would bring "A Chinese Odyssey" back to reality. It can be regarded as an item worth collecting.

Zuo Xiaoyou once said that if "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was released in the mainland after 2015, its box office would be at least one billion, and even if it exceeded 2 billion, it would be relatively likely. If Stephen Chow's appeal was the same as in reality at that time, then it would be possible to be released in 2016, even if it exceeded 400 million.

At that time, there was already such a large market in China, and with Stephen Chow's appeal, it was entirely possible to achieve this achievement.

But it is not the case in 2oo7 years.

In 2017, the box office champion in the mainland was 300 million yuan, and it was also the imported film "Transformers". The domestic box office champion was 1.5 billion yuan of "Assembly", which was only half of "Transformers".

By the way, the mainland box office runner-up this year was the famous "Lust and Caution", with 1.2 billion yuan, and Tang Mouyi became famous.

Even Hollywood blockbusters like "Transformers" can only get 300 million box offices. Zuo Xiaoyou lacks confidence in "Tang Bohu's Tips for Autumn" and thinks that it will be the best if he can get 500 million box offices.

But it turns out that he underestimated the appeal of the golden combination of himself and Yin Tianchou.

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