Chapter 17 Food for Benefits
"Teaching you?" Sun Wukong smiled: "What are the benefits?"
"..." Zuo Xiaoyou took out a large bottle of Coke: "I will exchange this with you."
"What is this?" Seeing the red bottle and the black liquid, Sun Wukong scratched his hairy face: "Is it black? Is it a decoction?"
"This is not a decoction." Zuo Xiaoyou unscrewed the bottle cap and handed it over: "Try it."
Sun Wukong grabbed the bottle and leaned over his nose and smelled it: "What's the smell?" He tasted it in a small mouthful, immediately let out a breath, stretched out his tongue, but then his eyes lit up, and he took a big sip. The comfortable feeling of the sand mouth was all standing up: "Good wine! Good wine!"
I drank it in a gully, and in less than time, the entire bottle of Coke was drunk by Sun Wukong.
This Sun Wukong is indeed a foodie who likes fine wine and food.
After drinking Coke, Sun Wukong stared at Zuo Xiaoyou with a fiery look: "Is there any more?"
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "I don't know somersault cloud..."
"I will teach you, I will teach you." For a bottle of Coke, Sun Wukong really didn't even want moral integrity.
Zuo Xiaoyou was ecstatic, but still calm on the surface: "I don't have much left here, there are about thirty bottles. If you can teach me somersault cloud, I will give you all these thirty bottles, how about?"
"Okay, okay." When Sun Wukong heard that there were so many thirty bottles, he danced excitedly: "No need to delay, I, Old Sun, will teach you somersault clouds now."
"Wait!" Zuo Xiaoyou stopped him and said, "Sage, you are a monkey. It's nothing to turn somersaults, but I am a human. If you want to turn somersaults in front of the clouds, it would be a bad idea. Do you have any other way to drive the clouds here? The speed is as long as it's not slower than somersaults."
Sun Wukong scratched his face and said, "This is hard for me, Lao Sun. Lao Sun learned skills with his master, but only learned somersault clouds."
"Is that true?" Zuo Xiaoyou was a little disappointed. Somersault Yun was good, fast, fast. Even before leaving, he had to turn somersaults like a monkey. It was a bit funny to him, the "jade-faced scholar".
Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou disappointed, Sun Wukong scratched his face and said, "Don't be anxious. As the saying goes, no matter how change, the somersault clouds are just about turning a somersault in front of the clouds. My old Sun has improved a method of driving the clouds of 54,000 miles. After I think about it, I can always figure out the method of driving the clouds that is no less than somersault clouds."
Speaking of this, Sun Wukong said, "If you don't talk about those, I, Lao Sun, are hungry, hurry up and prepare some good wine and food. When I, Lao Sun, I will go and improve somersault clouds."
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "No problem, what does the Great Sage like to eat? Is there any food ban?"
"Apart from not eating people or monkeys, I, Lao Sun, eat everything else." Sun Wukong was not picky about food.
Zuo Xiaoyou divided the water curtain to both sides, then exposed the hole again, and the three of them entered the hole.
Seeing the peach tree in the cave and the ripe peaches on the peach tree, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up and immediately jumped up to pick two peaches and chewed them. After gnawing for a few bites, Sun Wukong said, "The peaches here are good, but they are a little worse than the peaches in the Heavenly Palace."
"After all, it's a fairy peach, how can I compare?" Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "If I have the peach pits of the fairy peach, I can also plant peaches that cannot be grown in the fairy peach."
With a bang, a peach pit fell on the stone table, and Sun Wukong said, "This is the peach pit of the fairy peach, I'll give it to you."
Zuo Xiaoyou was shocked. He picked up the peach pit and looked at it. He sensed the abundant fairy spirit energy in the peach pit and said in surprise: "Thank you, Great Sage."
"Just just a peach pit." Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Don't be too happy too early. My old man wanted to plant it in Huaguo Mountain, but only the fairy soil in the Heavenly Court can be nurtured. Without fairy soil, this peach pit is a waste."
Zuo Xiaoyou frowned and said, "Is the Great Sage able to obtain the immortal land of the Heavenly Court?"
"Hehehe..." Sun Wukong smiled treacherously, "So what if you get it? What's the benefit for me, Lao Sun?"
"..." Zuo Xiaoyou said nothing, but just took out a bunch of ingredients and prepared supper.
An hour later, when the delicious food was served, Sun Wukong drooled and picked up chopsticks and delivered all kinds of food into his mouth.
"It's delicious, it's really delicious." Sun Wukong was so excited: "It's so delicious~"
According to time calculation, when Sun Wukong was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, it was not long after the Tang Dynasty was established, so it was five hundred years ago. At that time, it was the Eastern Han Dynasty. Of course, Journey to the West must be different from the real history, but after all, it is a fictional story based on the Chinese dynasty, so it is enough to know that it was ancient times before the Tang Dynasty.
Then Chinese food also has an evolutionary process. In the era five hundred years ago in the Tang Dynasty, ordinary people were relatively simple in eating. During this period, it was common for ordinary people to eat without enough food. They ate bran and drank thin, and were very unhygienic. Even if they were nobles, they would not eat well.
During this period, even tofu was not invented. People mainly cooked food. Cooking means cooking, that is, cooking a bunch of food in a cauldron, and then cooking it out and eat it when it is cooked.
"Records of the Grand Historian. Biography of the Master of the Lord's Father" records the sentence "Zhufu Yan" of the minister during the reign of Emperor Wu of Han: A husband does not have five cauldrons to eat, and he will be cooked in five cauldrons when he dies.
It means that if a real man cannot cook with five large cauldrons when he is alive, he will be cooked by five large cauldrons when he dies.
The highest pursuit of ministers during the reign of Emperor Wu of Han was to use five large cauldrons to cook food, which shows how much food was in that period... it was not very good.
Although this world is a mythical world and the food has improved a little, it has not changed much, at least it is incomparable to the era of food explosion in Zuo Xiaoyou. What's more, Zuo Xiaoyou also learned to make people scream exaggeratedly, roll on the ground, and burst into tears in a virtual world like "God of Cookery". As soon as the food he cooked was served, you can imagine how crazy Sun Wukong was.
Seeing that Sun Wukong was about to eat up all the food on the table with the wind and the wind, Zuo Xiaoyou immediately picked up the chopsticks, picked up the plate, put the food into the plate bit by bit, leaving enough for the two of them to eat, and went to the other side with Jin Yanzi.
As a fan of instant noodles, Jin Yanzi got a bucket of instant noodles made by Zuo Xiaoyou. While eating instant noodles and other delicious dishes, Jin Yanzi was very satisfied.
Although Sun Wukong was greedy, his meal speed was similar to that of ordinary people, and finally let the two of them finish the meal smoothly.
After eating the last piece of fish fillet, licked the plate clean, Sun Wukong burped and patted his stomach with satisfaction: "I didn't expect the food you cooked is so delicious. This is the first time I have eaten so much."
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly and said, "Does the Great Sage want to eat it often?"
"Of course I want to." But seeing Zuo Xiaoyou's smile, Sun Wukong scratched his face and said, "I know it's not that simple. Tell me! What do you want me, Lao Sun to do?"
"It's very simple." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "If the Great Saint has the chance, help me get some immortal soil. I really want to plant the immortal peaches."
"This is a small matter. I will cover my old son." Sun Wukong patted his chest and covered the matter.
Zuo Xiaoyou was very happy, took out a bag of tea, arranged a teapot and tea set, and said, "Da Sheng, do you want a cup of tea?"
"Okay." Sun Wukong squatted on the stone bench and said, "Although you are a little smaller here, it's not bad for two people to live in."
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "If the great sage likes it, you can stay for a while."
"Hehe, then I'm not polite."
After the tea was brewed, he smelled the tea fragrance. Sun Wukong brought it over and took a sip and said, "No, although it is just a mortal tea, it's not bad."
"What?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked, "Is there fairy tea in the sky?"
"Of course there is." Sun Wukong said: "But those fairy teas are controlled by those old guys, so I, Lao Sun, rarely drink them."
"Old guy?"
"It's those old gods who look old." Sun Wukong took a sip of tea and said, "Those old guys usually like to get together to play chess and drink tea. They are so boring that I don't like to pay attention to them."
"So that's it." I'm afraid those old gods did not participate in the arrest of you when you were in trouble in the Heavenly Palace, otherwise you would not have caused such a big deal.
After drinking a few sips of tea, Sun Wukong said, "Okay, I have eaten the food and drink the tea. Now I will study the method of improving somersault clouds. I will come to you after I finish the modification."
After saying that, Sun Wukong turned over somersaults, left the small water curtain cave, and returned to his own flower and fruit mountain water curtain cave.
"It's really urgent." Zuo Xiaoyou was helpless: "At least leave the method of driving the clouds of 54,000 miles first!"
After hearing this, Jin Yanzi pursed her lips and chuckled: "Don't worry, husband, I believe Sun Wukong will come back soon."
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "I hope he can get faster!"
Never make trouble and be suppressed for five hundred years.
Turning his head and looking at Jin Yanzi, she had no hatred, and finally revealed the lively and cheerfulness that a girl should have, with a smile like a flower, and she was particularly beautiful.
Facing Zuo Xiaoyou's hot gaze, Jin Yanzi's delicate face turned red and her head lowered: "Why do you look at me like this?"
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Little Swallow, since you have called me husband, then I will call you wife in the future!"
A hint of surprise flashed in Jin Yanzi's eyes. She originally thought that it would be great if she could be Zuo Xiaoyou's concubine, but she didn't expect that Zuo Xiaoyou would actually want her to be the wife! This was so happy, just like a dream.
"Husband..." Jin Yanzi's eyes flashed with a moist luster.
"Madam." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and held her hand and brought it into his arms.
Jin Yanzi moaned, her delicate face flushed, and her heartbeat was like a drum: "Husband, this is the first time I have... I hope you will be pity."
The first time...
Zuo Xiaoyou was a little dazed. It has been more than a thousand years... Long'er.
After crossing time and space, I still met you: "Madam, I will treat you well for you."
"Um."
...
A month passed without realizing it. Over the past month, with the death of the God of War in Yujiang and the reinstatement of the Jade Emperor, Heaven and Central Earth finally returned to their former peace. The Queen Mother also returned to Yaochi.
Because the white-haired witch managed Yaochi well during the period when she left, Queen Mother wanted to give her a reward when she was satisfied. However, the last bottle of immortal water was gone, and the peaches had to be available at the Peaches Conference. As for the magic weapon for the rewards... the second ones were not available, and the better ones were reluctant to give up.
Finally, the stingy Queen Mother called the white-haired witch to her and asked her in person: "What do you want?"
With the ability of Queen Mother, as long as the white-haired witch's wish is not too excessive, she can easily satisfy her and there is no need to lose anything. This kind of reward is just right.
The white-haired witch knelt in front of the Queen Mother and whispered: "I have no wishes, I just want to spend my life safely."
Queen Mother’s breasts are so painful. Is this the legendary toughness without desire? Queen Mother hates such people the most. You have nothing to do. What should I do with me? Go back to your Mars!
"What else? Is there nothing I want?" Queen Mother asked unwillingly.
The white-haired witch was silent for a moment and said, "I have met a friend. I wonder if I will often go down to the world and meet with my friends in the future?"
"Have you finally made friends?" Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief, was still curious, and smiled: "What kind of friend are they?"
"It is to kill the God of War in Yujiang and rescue the destined person of the Monkey King." said the white-haired witch.
"Man!?" Queen Mother Queen was shocked and looked at the white-haired witch kneeling in front of her. She couldn't believe that the white-haired witch who hated all men in the world would become friends with a man.
The Queen Mother's reaction made the white-haired witch a little embarrassed, but she also knew that the things she had done in the past had caused others to have deep-rooted ideas. But this time, she really became friends with Zuo Xiaoyou, and she had accepted this in form and psychologically.
"There are still good men in this world." The white-haired witch whispered.
Hearing this, Queen Mother sighed and stood up: "Men who can change your opinion, Queen Mother is very interested." After a pause, Queen Mother smiled and said, "Men Meng has just finished her five hundred years of practice and is a little boring, so she just went to the world with you. Do you remember where the destined person is?"
Seeing that the Queen Mother was about to go with her, the white-haired witch was startled and said quickly: "Empress, that person with destiny is just an ordinary person. When she sees the Queen, she will inevitably lose her composure. I am afraid that he will not know the etiquette and will collide with the Queen."
"It's okay." Queen Mother smiled slightly, her body whirled, and turned into a girl in white dress.
The girl with white dress was so beautiful that she could not be stained, she was so beautiful that she could not help but be amazed when she saw the white-haired witch: "Empress, you..."
The girl in white dress played with a strand of long hair in front of her shoulders and smiled and said, "My name is Yao Chi, I am your good sister, do you understand?"
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"Let's go!" Yao Chi took a step, and a auspicious cloud formed under her feet, allowing the white-haired witch to step on, and asked, "Where do people with destiny live?"
"The water curtain cave in the mountains more than two thousand miles east." The white-haired witch jumped onto the auspicious clouds and whispered.
Chapter completed!