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Chapter 5 Back to Ancient Times(1/2)

When Zuo Xiaoyou saw this drooping young man, he knew that this kid was the protagonist of this movie.

Zuo Xiaoyou became more and more angry the more he watched it. In order to enter the US market, he actually hired such a useless man as the protagonist. Although it was 2oo7 years when he was filming this movie and the domestic film market had not yet grown, there was no need to hire a useless man for the US market!

Zuo Xiaoyou thinks that American actors are all the same model, and no matter what role they play, they are all virtues, and you can see it at a glance. But many Chinese people kneel down and lick their beautiful fathers, saying that everything they play is like real, and everything they play is like fake.

It's useless to say that you have more people. But Zuo Xiaoyou recognized one thing. In the United States, it would not be possible to produce actors like Stephen Chow, Jackie Chan, and Mr. Ge for ten thousand years, and even more so to produce actors like Liu Xiaolingtong who can play Sun Wukong alive.

Liu Xiaolingtong is a family of Monkey King. He has been influenced by the monkey king since childhood and has been studying hard to perform Sun Wukong's agility. However, other actors do not have such conditions and abilities at all. Therefore, except for the Supreme Treasure of Journey to the West, other Journey to the West are basically the rhythm of being scolded. Even if the quality of the filming is good, they will never recognize Sun Wukong in the play.

In Zuo Xiaoyou, and even in the eyes of the Chinese people, there is only one Sun Wukong, that is Liu Xiaolingtong. We do not recognize other Sun Wukong, we only recognize Liu Xiaolingtong.

In fact, even Stephen Chow's big talk in the West is just a classic role, not a "Sun Wukong".

In addition, in this movie, Jet Li's role as Sun Wukong is simply unbearable.

Jet Li has been in the film industry for so many years, and his acting skills have always been criticized. It seems that the acting skills of the kung fu superstars are indeed a big problem. In fact, even international superstars like Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan have not had a very good acting skills. Jackie Chan is a little better, at least he won the Golden Horse Awards, but if you know the Golden Horse Awards, I won’t say anything.

Out of dissatisfaction with foreigners being the protagonist, Zuo Xiaoyou has no psychological burden for stealing foreigners' opportunities.

"Since you have guests, I'll leave first." Zuo Xiaoyou said, holding the golden cudgel.

"Oh, okay!" said the old man: "Good luck."

"So too." Zuo Xiaoyou turned around and left the pawnshop.

Standing in front of the pawn shop, looking at a shop opposite, the signs are all written in golden English. But when they are connected, they are translated into Chinese.

"Jinyanzi China Grocery Store." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, holding the golden cudgel and was about to move forward, but he saw the golden cudgel producing a pulling force, pulling him into the void. Then he felt a tearing force from time to space, just like every time he traveled through time. He knew that he was about to arrive in the ancient mythical world of China.

Sure enough, after the force of the tearing force of the sky disappeared, Zuo Xiaoyou appeared in the air, and there was a river directly below. Zuo Xiaoyou immediately stabilized his body in the air and floated to the bank of the river.

Take a deep breath and it is really full of spiritual energy, no worse than the previous world.

"Zhizi, Xiaoqian." Zuo Xiaoyou summoned them over.

"Brother Zuo." The two women stood in front of him, looking at the surrounding environment. They said, "Is this the ancient mythical world?"

"There are terraces, it should be the south of the colorful clouds!" Xiaoqian said.

"Don't worry about geographical location." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "The geographical location of Journey to the West is completely fictional, and this world is no exception, but it is necessary to buy an official map, at least to understand the geographical location of this world."

Zhizi and Xiaoqian nodded, and Xiaoqian asked, "Brother Zuo, do you need us to do anything?"

Facing the eyes of the two women, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Your task is to practice well here. When I need you, I will naturally summon you."

"Okay!" After watching this movie, they were not worried about the power system in this world. A person who knows kung fu can defeat the heavenly soldiers and generals. Such nonsense setting is too unreasonable to treat the heavenly soldiers as gods.

This is surrounded by mountains. It is very easy to find a cave. It is full of spiritual energy, which is very suitable for cultivation.

The two women found a cave, sealed the entrance, and took out the black bead to practice. Zuo Xiaoyou found the nearby mountaineering people and asked for a request to stay here for a night.

The mountain people were both simple and enthusiastic, and they were very enthusiastic about Zuo Xiaoyou. Zuo Xiaoyou did not live in vain. He gave the villagers a piece of silver ingot, which surprised the villagers and the hospitality became even more enthusiastic.

After staying for one night, Zuo Xiaoyou said goodbye to the villagers and embarked on the way down the mountain.

He was not sure about the time now, because he had not encountered the army going up the mountain to plunder young women. If you want to say that this Yujiang War God is too 10, he even robbed women of ordinary beauty in the world, and had no pursuit at all.

However, Zuo Xiaoyou is not confused about logic issues. Talking about logic to the movie world is to seek trouble.

When he went down the mountain, Zuo Xiaoyou took out the camel that he had found in the world of East and West. He rode on it and went down the mountain leisurely.

This mechanism camel is like a flying carpet. It has undergone a secondary transformation by Zuo Xiaoyou, so the degree has not only been improved, but the mountain road is also very stable in addition to the desert area. The appearance has also been redecorated. The appearance looks no different from the real camel. As a power source, nuclear power can continue to walk for 100 years, and the highest is as high as 150 kilometers, which is absolutely exciting.

This is the first time Zuo Xiaoyou has been used after the transformation. To be honest, riding a camel is much more stable than riding a horse. This mechanism has excellent shock absorption ability. Zuo Xiaoyou sits on it and can hardly feel the bumps.

Just as he was going down the mountain, just as he was almost at the foot of the mountain, an army riding horse came towards him.

Seeing this army, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.

The plot time has finally been found.

"Stop!" Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou riding a camel down the mountain, the officer leading the team felt something was wrong and immediately shouted loudly.

Zuo Xiaoyou stopped and looked at him: "Mr. Jun, is there anything wrong?"

"What kind of monster are you? Come down immediately and get inspected." The officer shouted.

Zuo Xiaoyou sneered: "Frog in the well, have you never seen a camel?"

"What did you say!?" the officer was furious.

"Don't you hear it clearly? Then I'll say it again." Zuo Xiaoyou pointed at the officer: "I don't even recognize the camel, a frog in the well!"

"I'm so angry! Kill me!"

They were disagreeing and drew their swords to face each other. It seemed that these people were not qualified soldiers at all, they were all a group of military gangsters who relied on their force to dominate the world.

Since the other party wanted to kill him, Zuo Xiaoyou was not polite to them. He shot several playing cards and hit the throat of these military gangsters. These military gangsters didn't even have time to scream and then turned over and fell off the horse. They were trampled by their own horses and could not die anymore.

There are only fifty soldiers in these military gangsters, which is not a threat to Zuo Xiaoyou at all, and warm-up is not counted.

He raised his hand and waved his hand. All the corpses of these military gangsters rolled down the cliff. As for the horses, left and right, smiled faintly, removed their saddles, chewed their horses, and put them back into the jungle.

"Don't be caught anymore, good luck."

After the war horses left, Zuo Xiaoyou jumped up the camel and continued to move towards the bottom of the mountain.

Maybe it was earlier than that American went down the mountain, and Zuo Xiaoyou did not meet Lu Yan after going down the mountain. Although Zuo Xiaoyou would definitely meet him when he was waiting here, disrespect for the plot was Zuo Xiaoyou's biggest advantage. Since he had not met him, Zuo Xiaoyou went towards the nearest town by himself.

About two hours later, Zuo Xiaoyou entered a town built along the mountain. Before entering the city, Zuo Xiaoyou took away the camel, paid the city gate tax, and walked into a restaurant called a teahouse but with singing and dancing performances.

Maybe Zuo Xiaoyou is very dignified and elegant, which makes the waiter entertain you very enthusiastically.

"Customer or stay in a hotel?"

"I want to stay for one night. What are your specialties here?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"We have more specialty dishes here, both meat and vegetable. Should the customer be a little meat or a little vegetarian?" asked the waiter.

"Mature and vegetable combination." Zuo Xiaoyou called the waiter with a word, found an empty table to sit down, and while waiting for the food to be served, he called the waiter who was staring at the place not far away, "Do you know where there is an official map for sale?"

"Official map?" The waiter was startled: "Customer, you can't buy that kind of thing, it will kill people."

"I just want to buy a map. How could I die?" Zuo Xiaoyou was puzzled.

"Yes." The waiter said: "You don't have to die if you buy a map, but after you buy a map, you will be arrested by the government to join the army. The general war among the soldiers is in the wind and sun. It is easy to die there."

Zuo Xiaoyou didn't expect that there was such a regulation. It seemed that the Middle Earth rulers had a good brain. They knew the importance of national security and even maps were not allowed to be sold to the outside world.

Since the map is not to be sold, I can only find another way.

Not long after, two meats and two vegetables, plus a pot of wine glasses, the waiter of the shop brought over, smiling flatteringly: "What are the instructions for the guest officer?"

Zuo Xiaoyou said, "No more." He threw a piece of silver out of his hand: "Reward you."

The waiter was extremely excited: "Thank you for your reward! Please use it slowly. If you have any questions, call me a little one at any time."

Zuo Xiaoyou waved his hand and drove away the mortal waiter, picked up chopsticks, and tasted the taste of the leeks in this store.

The wine and food here look pretty good, but they don’t have enough grasp of the heat and do not release the greatest deliciousness of the dish.

Shancheng Shop, I endure it.

Just as Zuo Xiaoyou was eating and drinking, a drunkard walked in.

When the waiter saw the man wearing a rag and was about to drive him out, the drunk man took out a gold bar and threw it in front of the waiter. The waiter was immediately enthusiastic: "Customer or stay in a hotel?"

"drink wine."

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The teahouse was crowded with people, and there were no empty seats. Zuo Xiaoyou could occupy a dining table here. The beggar walked towards him and sat opposite him: "Friend, don't you mind sharing a table, do you?"

Looking at the character played by Jackie Chan, he felt that his skin was really heavy, and he was already old, and he was completely devoid of the spirit and elegance of the 190s.

Since ancient times, famous generals have been like beauties, and they are not allowed to see white hair on earth.

Zuo Xiaoyou sighed in his heart and said lightly: "It's okay."

"Then I'm not polite." Lu Yan waved to the waiter: "Give me a pot of wine."

"Here you come!"

A pot of wine was served on the table, and Lu Yan laughed and said, "My name is Lu Yan, my little brother's surname?"

"Zuo Ning." Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "Zuo Xiaoyou."

"The name is so weird." Lu Yan took a sip of wine and said, "Where do you come from? Look at you being a scholarly person, aren't you planning to take the exam?"

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "I have no intention of career." Looking at Lu Yan, he asked, "Where are you? Where are you from? Where are you going?"

"I'm just an alcoholic who is in the world." Lu Yan raised his glass: "Cheers."

Zuo Xiaoyou picked up the wine glass and signaled that the world is full of spiritual energy. Even if it is just a teahouse, the wine sold is very delicious. The taste is a bit like a cocktail, Zuo Xiaoyou likes it very much.

After drinking a few glasses of wine, Lu Yan looked at the golden cudgel standing beside him, his eyes flashed with a shiny light and asked with a smile: "Your stick is very special."

"This is something I got by accident." Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "Someone asked me to return it to the original owner, but I don't know who the owner of this stick is?"

Lu Yan took a sip of wine and said, "There is a legend in Middle Earth that has been passed down for many years. A destined person will come. He will return the stick and end the rule of the Marshal of the Heavenly Court."

"Who will I return it to?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

Lu Yan looked at him and said, "The Monkey King."
To be continued...
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