Although the village chief advised him, Zuo Xiaoyou still declined his kindness.

When he left the village chief's house, he saw the village chief sighing, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and shook his head, and went back to the mountain.

Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai went to visit their mother and younger brother, and would not come back before dark.

Fatty had just finished soaking in the indoor bathtub and was lying on the big blanket. Old Master Ren took a hair dryer to blow hair for it. On the edge of the blanket were fresh bamboo shoots and a roast chicken, two steaming big steamed buns, and a basin of sugar water.

The fat big nibbled in a bite of roast chicken, then nibbled in a steamed bun, and then came with bamboo shoots, holding the basin and drinking a sip of candy water.

So comfortable! This is the beautiful life of a panda.

"..." Zuo Xiaoyou held the pig-killing knife in his hand and gestured at Fat Da a few times: "It should be more than 100 kilograms of meat and dozens of kilograms of bones, and I don't know if the internal organs are delicious? Panda skin should be quite valuable. I don't know how much Panda paw tastes compared to the bear paw? Forget about Panda whip, panda's sexual ability has never been good, it's not as good as a dog whip."

The fat man trembled immediately, got up and made a kung fu panda starting move towards Zuo Xiaoyou, and roared loudly: You are a troublemaker, you want to harm me again!

"Young Master." Old Master Ren saluted respectfully.

Zuo Xiaoyou waved his hand and said, "This fat man is getting lazy and lazy. You should pay attention to exercise in the future."

Old Master Ren nodded: "I will formulate an exercise plan for Fatty. Does the young master have any other requirements?"

"Spring is coming soon." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Take it away at that time and let it mate with the female panda. If it cannot bring a female panda and a little panda back, don't let it come back."

"Yes, Master."

Fatty roared angrily: You troublemaker! You are so bad-hearted! I have been so cute for readers, and I have been very strong for the author! I want to meet the author! I want to meet the author!

Zuo Xiaoyou ignored the fat big roar and turned around.

At the door of a room on the second floor, Zuo Xiaoyou knocked on the door.

"Come in."

Open the door and enter the room. This is a European-style room, white and bright, with computers, TVs, tables, chairs, bowls and chopsticks in the room...

Looking at Houtu who was making lol, then looking at the empty plates and empty drink bottles on the table and empty snack bags, Zuo Xiaoyou cleaned up the garbage speechlessly and said, "You have been in the house for more than ten days, can't you go out for a walk?"

"It's not fun outside." Hou Tu was only wearing a yellow ** at this time. His arms and thighs were exposed outside. His hands quickly moved on the keyboard and mouse. He wore heads and shouted: "Blood transfusion! Blood transfusion! Your uncle, hurry up!"

“…”

Houtu has been in this world for more than 20 days. At first, Zuo Xiaoyou took her around the mountains and outside for a week. However, Houtu was not interested in wandering around outside. He had no love for clothes, cosmetics, bags, etc., but he had a special liking for electronic products. Especially after he came back, he played games online at home and was completely trapped in.

It has been more than ten days now, and Houtu has not left the house, and food, drink, defecation and sedation are all solved in the house. Of course, Houtu is dispensable for food, drink, and there is even more defecation. However, Houtu is a foodie, and she eats food. Because the food is delicious, she enjoys the process of eating, and she can't eat it no matter how much she eats. Her belly is like a bottomless pit, and she can eat in as much as possible.

Houtu’s belly must be the dream of foodies all over the world. If you can’t eat enough or eat fat, you can enjoy the pleasure of eating delicious food every moment. Is there anything happier in life than this?

At first, Zuo Xiaoyou thought Houtu was a gentle lady and a representative of a lady from a family, but since she was addicted to games, Houtu showed her thorny character and bold nature. When she was in the room, she only wore a dress. If she hadn't been worried about the fact that there were men at home, Houtu might not even wear a dress.

This also made Zuo Xiaoyou truly realize how good women are at disguise. It also made him understand why so many goddesses in the film, television and music worlds will be cheated on by their boyfriends or even dumped after they have sex with their boyfriends.

When the goddess's appearance is exposed. Only the most real state is left, how many people can bear that psychological gap?

When one person thinks that the goddess is unattainable, there is always a man who is tired of the goddess. To be honest, what is the goddess? Is it a goddess just because of beauty?

If the goddess is that simple, then there are too many goddesses in the world and it is too worthless.

A true goddess, in addition to being based on her appearance, is the most important thing to be cultivating, temperament and tasteful. Those crazy girls who are noisy and call brothers to men are not a goddess, but at most they are just vases.

In the film and television industry, Zuo Xiaoyou believes that Tianxian Liu should be a goddess. First of all, Tianxian Liu has no problem with her appearance, and has received dual-style education from China and the United States, and her temperament is more outstanding and her taste is even better than other domestic actresses. The innate fairy spirit makes countless women envious and jealous. Since entering the entertainment industry as a teenager, Tianxian Liu has never forgotten to learn and enhance her self-cultivation. Moreover, in the entertainment industry, Tianxian Liu is already a more self-loved actress.

Many actresses who have filmed large-scale nude scenes are called goddesses, but Tianxian Liu just made a flirty scene without missing a little, and countless fans shouted that they could not stand it, and even kiss scenes could not be accepted. This shows the image of Tianxian Liu among fans.

Fairy! You should not be desecrated by men!

Of course, this also includes Zuo Xiaoyou's subjective idea. Zuo Xiaoyou is a loyal fan of the fairy. If it weren't for this, in the world of "The Deer and the Cauldron", Long'er, who was originally played by Aunt Lin, would not have become a fairy Liu when she was uncovered.

Xiao Hei said that it was interference from some kind of power. It is hard to say that this power was not influenced by Zuo Xiaoyou's own preferences? Because he likes the fairy Liu the most, Long'er became the fairy Liu. If he likes Sister Feng, then... well, Aunt Lin!

When thinking of Tianxian Liu, Zuo Xiaoyou felt quite excited because the next world had long been confirmed, which was the international blockbuster "King Fu King" starring Tianxian Liu back then.

"Kung Fu King" is an action magic movie directed by Robert Mingkov, director of "The Elf Mouse". The film tells the story of the 17-year-old Jason obtaining a mysterious golden cudgel in a pawnshop in Chinatown. Then he travels to ancient China. The two masters played by Jackie Chan and Jet Li begin to train Jason to become the "Skywalker". Jason falls in love with the girl Jin Yanzi, whom he met by chance. Several of them unite to deal with the God of War and the white-haired witch of Yujiang, summoning the fantasy god of war "Sun Wukong" in ancient Chinese history.

As you can see above, yes, this is a bad movie.

It was clearly a story about China, but it just made an American come in as the protagonist, and the director was also an American, making the background setting of Sun Wukong, a household name in China, messed up.

Those who took the scientific examination did not want to be an official, but to get the opportunity to become an immortal. Moreover, the Heavenly Palace was actually on Wuzhi Mountain. The commander of the Heavenly Court was actually a fabricated God of War in Yujiang. Moreover, such a noble person as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother actually ran for five hundred years of practice, and was even controlled by the God of War in Yujiang. He really lay in a big trough!

The most terrible thing is that the heavenly soldiers and generals in the Heavenly Court are all wasteful. Even the monks in Shaolin Temple cannot beat them, and even a beginner who has only practiced for a short time cannot beat them. This kind of strength is worthy of being called the Heavenly Warrior? Director, can you be more mentally retarded?

The one who made Zuo Xiaoyou the most popular was Jin Yanzi, played by Tianxian Liu, who actually had a love scene with the Americans!

I've been lying in a big trough, and I can't watch this drama anymore.

However, the overall mental retardation of the plot still cannot cover up the highlights. First, the fight scenes between Jackie Chan and Jet Li in the play, Drunken Fist, Mantis Fist, Tiger Fist, etc. Secondly, the battle between the fairies Liu and Li Bingbing.

In this video, Li Bingbing's white-haired witch's look is really amazing, and she directly compared the fairy Liu. If the fairy Liu is a fairy, the white-haired witch is a fairy. That kind of evil spirit and charm can't stand it if she is a man.

At least in this movie, Zuo Xiaoyou was fascinated by Li Bingbing.

But... Sure enough, I still can't stand the Americans being the protagonist!

Zuo Xiaoyou has decided that if he enters this world, as long as he has no conflict with the mission, he must kill the American. The Chinese world will not allow the Americans to be presumptuous!

"At least you can rest!" Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the notebook next to him and said, "You take turns to carry the desktop and laptop to play. You want to go to heaven!"

"God?" Houtu couldn't understand.

"that is……"

"Don't run around! Pig! You are a pig! Your uncle's blood is increased!"

“…”

Zuo Xiaoyou said, "Hou Tu. We will enter the next world in a few days. Are you sure you won't go?"

"No." Hou Tu finally finished the game, turned around and looked at him, and said, "That world is too mentally retarded. With that time, I might as well play two more lols."

"You... OK!" Zuo Xiaoyou looked at Houtu's majestic peaks and subconsciously swallowed his saliva. He was worthy of being the ancestor of the earth and the mother of the earth. His mind was too down-to-earth.

Feeling Zuo Xiaoyou's vision and changes, Houtu returned to his former smile and smiled: "Does my breasts look good?"

"Uh..." Zuo Xiaoyou was embarrassed and said, "It looks very good, and it's very big."

Houtu smiled and said, "Is this what humans say **?"

Zuo Xiaoyou's old face turned red and said, "I'm praising from the bottom of my heart." He paused: "Besides, I've said that I have to wear clothes even at home. If you don't listen, you have to wear this way. Now you say that I'm **, this is unreasonable."

Houtu smiled and said, "I am your follower. You can see it as long as you want. I won't mind."

After saying that, Houtu took off his bra, faced him, and smiled: "It's just two pieces of meat, so what can't be seen?"

"..." Looking at the most beautiful original scenery in Houtu, Zuo Xiaoyou's heart was pounding, and his big hand touched the scenery.

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ps: This is the first update the day before yesterday. I have always felt sleepy and can't wake up these days. Panda checked today. The general situation is that Panda has a lot of work and is nervous in the first two months. Now I relax and lack of exercise. The way to improve it is to take a good rest and exercise more. Panda has had a good rest in the past two or three days. She slept for more than ten hours a day and was still sleepy... I really didn't do exercise anymore. Panda should try to adjust it!

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