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Chapter II Jigong

"I..." Zuo Xiaoyou estimated it for a while and said, "It's probably similar to Zhu Bajie!"

"Zhu Bajie?" Hearing this name, the two women couldn't help but burst into laughter. Both women had watched the TV series "Journey to the West". In their opinion, Zhu Bajie's strength was really not very good. On the way to obtain the scriptures in the West, they were basically beaten characters. Almost every time they encountered monsters, they were the one who caused trouble for the team. If Sun Wukong had not sacrificed his life to eliminate demons, he would have been afraid that the Journey to the West would have disbanded.

Zuo Xiaoyou compared himself to Zhu Bajie, and the two women subconsciously started to laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" Zuo Xiaoyou glanced at the two girls and said, "Do you look down on Zhu Bajie?"

"It's not that we look down on you, it's that Zhu Bajie really can't let us look down on you!" Zhizi smiled and said, "Brother Zuo, I think you have no change, and you don't have the speed of somersault clouds, and your strength should be similar to Sun Wukong."

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "You think of me too high. Sun Wukong can fight 100,000 heavenly soldiers alone, but I don't have that good physical strength."

"The heavenly soldiers in Journey to the West are so bad, they are almost the same as little monsters who have become spirits. Brother Zuo can kill them with a thunderbolt." Zhizi said.

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "You really think I am Sun Wukong. I don't have the halo of Sun Wukong's protagonist. He dares to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and it's all supported by someone behind it. Moreover, "Journey to the West" is actually a Buddhist act that spreads the East.

You don’t think about why Sun Wukong was able to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, but he was repeatedly defeated in front of those monsters on the way west? Are the monsters on the way west better than Sun Wukong? Then can anyone go back to the Heavenly Palace? If the Heavenly Palace was really that weak, it would have ceased to exist long ago."

"Um..." The two women also felt something was wrong, but they didn't think much about it when they watched it. Now they thought, if the Heavenly Court was destroyed by monsters at every turn, could the Jade Emperor be able to hold the position of the Jade Emperor?

"It's not a bug for the author, right?" said Tomoko.

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "The easiest way is to summarize all the problems that occurred in Journey to the West into the author's bugs. However, how can a novel full of bugs become one of the four classical classics in China?"

"But why is acting?" Zhizi was puzzled: "You can't act with all the gods, Buddhas and demons in the sky! I don't believe it."

"If you only read "Journey to the West", of course it is impossible, but if you join the cause and effect of the prehistoric gods, it makes sense." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, stopped talking, and got up and went to the yard: "Butler, long time no see."

Old Master Ren bowed and said, "Young Master, you are back."

This time when I went to the world of "Green Snake", Old Master Ren did not enter, because the reason left Zuo Xiaoyou speechless.

"The host can experience ten worlds and can carry two subordinates into the new world. If you want to carry three subordinates, you can only experience twenty worlds."

This is what Xiao Hei said when he just entered the world of "The Green Snake".

Before entering the world of "Green Snake", Zuo Xiaoyou discovered the option of carrying subordinates. Zuo Xiaoyou had never encountered this problem before. The main reason was that Nie Xiaoqian got the draw after the tenth world, so Xiaohei automatically expanded to carry two subordinates into it. Because Zuo Xiaoyou had never asked, Xiaohei never told him bluntly.

If it weren't for the addition of Old Master Ren this time, the number of subordinates that would have appeared, I'm afraid Zuo Xiaoyou would still be kept in the dark.

With helplessness, Zuo Xiaoyou chose to let Mr. Ren stay in the real world. Zhizi and Nie Xiaoqian are both his beloved women, so every world must be carried. What's more, there is no need to take Mr. Ren in the "Green Snake" world. Since there is no need, what else can hesitate? I can only aggrieved Mr. Ren.

After patting Mr. Ren's shoulder, Zuo Xiaoyou said, "Now I have experienced sixteen worlds. As long as I experience four more worlds, I can take you to other worlds to see. Don't worry."

Old Master Ren shook his head: "I don't dare, not to mention that I like my current life very much, even if I don't go, I'm willing to do it."

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly and said, "When it comes to use you, you can't do it if you don't go."

Old Master Ren said in a deep voice: "I'm always on standby."

He patted Mr. Ren's shoulder, Zuo Xiaoyou went to tease Fat Da. Fat Da has been pampering here for more than half a year, and his body is getting fatter and his appetite is getting bigger and bigger. If this continues, Fat Da might become the fattest panda ever.

Think about it, if a panda that is fatter than a pig appears, it can make money for you even if you collect tickets in the zoo!

Fatty sneezes: Well, there are always unruly people who want to harm me.

...

Although Yin Ling was drawn by him, Zuo Xiaoyou was not happy. Facing a string of Buddhist beads, if he still had sexual interest, he would have seen a ghost.

Now Yin Ling is sealed within the Buddhist beads. Unless he can find Guanyin to unseal himself, or his strength exceeds Guanyin, he can break the seal of the Buddhist beads and turn Yin Ling into a human form again.

But it must exceed Guanyin's magic power... Zuo Xiaoyou feels that he has a long way to go.

Fortunately, although Yin Ling is currently a string of Buddhist beads, Buddhist beads also have the benefits of Buddhist beads. When Zuo Xiaoyou wears Buddhist beads, he can keep his whole body at its peak, and his mind will be extremely clear and his mood will be very stable.

In this way, Zuo Xiaoyou no longer needs to sleep and can continue to operate twenty-four hours a day without worrying about the body and spirit being unable to bear it.

The Guanyin Buddhist bead is worthy of being the Buddhist bead worn by Guanyin Bodhisattva. Zuo Xiaoyou felt the benefits of the magic weapon of the immortal family for the first time.

On another weekend, Zuo Xiaoyou took Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai back to Liangshan and let them get to know Mr. Ren for a while.

When Mr. Ren saw them, he remembered the two wives who accompanied Zuo Xiaoyou in the last world. He was shocked. He did not expect that in this world, the two wives actually existed.

"Hello, two ladies, my surname is Ren, just call me the housekeeper." Old Master Ren said respectfully.

"Hello butler." Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai felt an indescribable sense of intimacy from Old Master Ren, as if they had lived together for a long time. But the two sisters were sure that they had never seen this butler before.

Is this feeling called familiarity?

However, the life of a housekeeper seems to be no different from before. If you insist on saying anything, there are only a few more people around you who do things. However, they still have to do what they need to do by themselves. The housekeeper is at most reminding them of trivial matters.

The butler has a bit rigid personality. He must make whatever he wants to do, such as breakfast. It is a nutritional package that is most suitable for nutritional rules by the butler. Whether you like it or not, you must eat it, and you must finish it.

Of course, you can not finish it. But the next day, you will be directly looked at by the butler, making you feel uncomfortable all over. But you can't get angry yet, because everything the butler does is for your own good. It's fine if you don't accept the kindness. You still want to lose your temper at the butler? Isn't this a thing?

Of course, Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai did not experience the butler's direct gaze. They were both very self-disciplined girls. If the butler asked them to eat, they would eat it. Anyway, it was quite delicious.

As for the butler's direct look, how did they know? Of course, Zuo Xiaoyou told them.

At the end of the weekend, Zuo Xiaoyou did not send them back to school, but asked the housekeeper to do it for him.

"You two don't usually have a good meal. This time I ask the butler to come and take care of you. You both must be obedient. Follow the butler's arrangements, do you understand?"

"This..." The two sisters resisted a little. They were not used to living with men other than Zuo Xiaoyou.

"You can adapt for a while." Zuo Xiaoyou knew the concerns of the two sisters, and pinched their hands and said, "It's up to one week. If you can't adapt, I won't let the butler go in the future."

Only after the promise was made, the two sisters agreed.

Then the next weekend, the two sisters happily returned to Liangshan with the butler and said, "Brother, the butler is very good at taking care of people. Let him stay with us in the future!"

"I know." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, turned his head and nodded to Old Master Ren: "Thank you for your hard work, butler."

"Young master is so serious. This is what the old slave should do."

Since then, the task of picking up and taking care of the two sisters has fallen on Mr. Ren, saving Zuo Xiaoyou a lot of time.

And on the tenth day of returning to reality, the next world has been confirmed.

"Jigong?" When Zuo Xiaoyou heard the name of the New World, he knew that it was another movie by Stephen Chow.

"Why are there always Hong Kong movies?" Tomoko finally couldn't help but complain: "Our Japanese movies and American movies are very good! Chinese local movies are also very good! But except for my own "Midnight Bell", "Doraemon" and American "Death is Coming". All the worlds I have experienced are Hong Kong movies. Are there Hong Kong movies in Xiao Hei's database of Hong Kong movies?"

Zuo Xiaoyou also felt that there was something wrong with this: "Xiao Hei, come out and explain it."

"Because there were a large number of excellent works in the Hong Kong movies during the golden age, there were the most such movies in the database." After saying that, Xiao Hei added: "But a lot of such movies have been used up, and movies from other regions will be added in the future."

Finally, Xiao Hei added: "Also, "New Dragon Ball" is a Daiwan movie, not from Xiangjiang."

Three black lines appeared on Tomoko's forehead: "Xiao Hei, is it fun to reveal his shorts?"

“Just correct the error.”

“…”

"Okay." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "No matter what region the movie is, you have to experience it. The movie "Jigong" is also an old movie from more than 20 years ago. Let's preview it."

Zhizi and Nie Xiaoqian nodded, sat around Zuo Xiaoyou in front of the computer, and watched the movie starring Stephen Chow in 1993. (.)

ps: Thank you to "Gu Yu Yimu", "Dakai 110", "Fang Renxu", "I Marry a Farmer", "Di Yong", "Former soldier", "12 years of reading novels", "Glorious creation", "Xuanyuan Changlei", "Dragon Moon Night Dark Rain Yubian", "Feng Night Eagle", "Great Love? Tang San" each rewards 10 starting points coins, thank you to "mei Xiao Jianfan" for rewarding 100 starting points coins, and thank you to "l Suifeng" for rewarding 588 starting points coins.

ps: I originally wanted to have a third and fourth update, but I was in a bad state and couldn't write something. After watching the movie "Jigong", although I had a clue, I could only write one chapter too much. Panda tried his best to adjust his status and try to write more at night.
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