Crazy

"Qi Chongmen.."

“Nine, sixteen.”

"Haha, I'm not enough to join the banker."

"East wind."

"Red."

"Touch! Nine Count."

"eat……"

After walking into the living room with two children, Zuo Xiaoyou saw such a scene. It has been more than ten years since I was used to it.

"Madam, Chenxiang and Lizhi are back." Zuo Xiaoyou said.

"Oh, I saw it, Wutiao." Yang Chan raised her head and smiled. Just as she was about to lower her head, she saw Zuo Lizhi and said in surprise: "Lizhi is back too? Mom will..."

"Twenty thousand."

"Touch!" Yang Chan shouted, "Yaoji, haha, I'm going to do it."

Zuo Xiaoyou: "..."

Zuo Chenxiang: "..."

Zuo Lizhi: "!#￥%..."

Zuo Xiaoyou coughed dryly and said, "I'll go cook now for my father. You brother and sister haven't seen each other for fifteen years. Let's go and have some exchanges, and the food will be ready soon."

"I'm sorry for my father." Zuo Chenxiang and Zuo Lizhi were very grateful for their father's efforts and hard work. Unfortunately, they have been learning skills for the past fifteen years and their life skills are basically zero, otherwise they would really want to help Zuo Xiaoyou.

"Haha, you are my children, why bother?" Zuo Xiaoyou entered the kitchen happily and decided to make a good meal.

Seeing that her mother was busy playing mahjong, Zuo Chenxiang and Zuo Lizhi went to the garden together, sat in the pavilion while eating fruits and vegetables, while telling their experiences over the past fifteen years.

Before dark, the game finally ended. Perhaps the Gambler God was punishing Yang Chan, a mother who was still addicted to playing mahjong when she saw her child, lost more than 300 low-grade spirit stones in this day, and directly lost Zuo Xiaoyou's salary for one month (compared to fifteen years ago, the monthly salary increased to 300 low-grade spirit stones).

Yang Chan sent away his three cousins ​​with a frustration. She was about to go for dinner when she remembered that her two children seemed to be back...

When she saw the two children looking at her with resentful eyes, Yang Chan covered her face with her hands and felt ashamed: Oh my God! What did I do? When the child came back, I was still playing mahjong... I am really not a qualified mother.

"Okay." Zuo Xiaoyou, who had just finished a table of food, sighed and said, "It's rare for the children to come back. Madam, don't want this, sit here and have a meal!"

Even so, Yang Chan was still full of guilt. She kept picking food into the bowls of her two children while eating, as if this could alleviate her guilt towards the children.

Although Zuo Chenxiang and Zuo Lizhi were a little depressed at first, they were completely relieved when they saw their mother's appearance.

The family of four ate and chatted, and the two children kept telling their parents about the various experiences and skills they had learned in the past fifteen years.

Since Zuo Chenxiang was taken away by Yuanshi Tianzun, he came to Kunlun Mountain, the holy land of the Ansocracy. Yuanshi Tianzun personally taught him the most advanced Jade Qing Immortal Art of the Ansocracy. At the same time, various resources were smashed on him like money. So in just fifteen years, Zuo Chenxiang had very powerful skills. Before returning from the school, Zuo Chenxiang defeated the second generation disciple of the Ansocracy and was also one of the twelve golden immortals. Therefore, he was recognized by Yuanshi Tianzun and could go down the mountain and go home.

When Yang Chan and Zuo Lizhi heard that Zuo Chenxiang defeated Huang Long, one of the twelve golden immortals, were very happy. They felt that their son (brother) was very powerful and had the strength of a second-generation disciple of the Academic Sect. Only Zuo Xiaoyou looked strange, wondering if he should pour cold water on his son who was proud of himself?

The Huanglong Zhenren is one of the twelve golden immortals of the Anarchy Sect, but he ranks at the end of the twelve golden immortals and is despised as the Four No Daoist. The so-called Four No Daoist is powerless, no disciples, no mind, no victory, and will be defeated in every battle.

In the Battle of the Gods, Huanglong Zhenren lost all the face of the Chan Sect, fought three games, and was defeated all of them, and was very embarrassed.

If you want to say how embarrassed he is? Just look at his three defeats.

In the first battle, he used words to incite Zhao Gongming to Luofu Cave of Emei Mountain. He was captured by Zhao Yilong-binding rope. The red sperm was rescued by the dead man Huanglong. The real man Huanglong was captured and hung on the banner bar at the central army camp, and later rescued by Yang Jian.

In the second battle, after Lu Ya killed Zhao Gongming, the three immortal islands Yunxiao, Qiongxiao, and Bixiao avenged their brothers, set up the Nine-Curve Yellow River Formation, and brought the twelve immortals including Huanglong and the Yuxu Sect into the formation with Hunyuan Jin Dou, cut the three flowers on the top, and eliminated the five energy in the chest. Later, they were saved by Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun.

In the third battle, before meeting the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation, Ma Sui, a member of the Jie Sect, was slammed by a golden hoop, and later he was rescued by Yuanshi Tianzun.

Not to mention the loss of all three games, I was rescued every time. The first time I was saved by Zuo Xiaoyou's second brother-in-law Yang Jian. I was so embarrassed to throw it to my grandma's house.

However, although Huanglong Zhenren is a big joke about the Academic Sect, he must have some advantages when he was accepted as a disciple by Yuanshi Tianzun and was one of the twelve golden immortals. Although... no one knows what is the advantage?

Zuo Xiaoyou thought about it carefully... Forget it. No matter what, although Master Huanglong lost three consecutive games in the Battle of the Gods, he survived strongly after losing three games. It can be seen that he is still very lucky. His son can defeat Master Huanglong, which is considered to be a bit capable. As for how high his ability is? At worst, the father and son will know after dinner.

After Zuo Chenxiang talked about her affairs, Zuo Lizhi also talked about her experiences over the past fifteen years.

It was similar to Zuo Chenxiang. After Zuo Lizhi was taken away by Nuwa, she went directly to the saint's dojo thirty-three days away to the saint's emperor sky.

Here, Nuwa compiled her countless cultivation experiences since the Yuanshe Association for Zuo Lizhi to learn and practice. Nuwa learned a lot and knew basically everything, but she couldn't be proficient in each one. The only one she mastered was her way of creation, that is, to pinch villains and create races. This is also the supreme way that made her sanctify.

But unfortunately, Zuo Lizhi does not have the talent in this regard. However, Zuo Lizhi is a girl with a wide range of hobbies, so Nuwa's "miscellaneous learning" is quite consistent with Zuo Lizhi's taste. It has not only been interesting but also serious in the past fifteen years, so its achievements are not low. Until yesterday, Nuwa said that Zuo Lizhi had already learned almost everything and could go home to take a look. Then Zuo Lizhi couldn't wait to come to the Heavenly Court, but did not go home immediately, but went to Tianhe Military Camp to meet Zuo Xiaoyou.

Why go to see Zuo Xiaoyou first? It's very simple, because his daughter is close to his father. In order to accompany his two children, Zuo Xiaoyou took three years off and devoted all his love to the two children. In addition, the difference in genders, Zuo Xiaoyou naturally favored Zuo Lizhi more, so the father and daughter were particularly close. When Zuo Lizhi came back, he wanted to see his father at the first time. Although he had been separated for fifteen years, after the father and daughter reunion, he did not have any strangeness, but instead became as intimate as ever, which made Zuo Lizhi very happy.

In the military camp, Zuo Xiaoyou also specially tested Zuo Lizhi's skills. In terms of combat effectiveness, Zuo Lizhi was similar to Yang Chan, but Zuo Lizhi's endless methods made Zuo Xiaoyou dazzled. There were even a few soldiers teasing Zuo Lizhi with their mouths, and then they were beaten by Zuo Lizhi's tricks, which directly caused the soldiers to lose their psychological shadow. When Zuo Lizhi and Zuo Xiaoyou left the military camp, they were still trembling all over, which was really pitiful.

After listening to the story of the two children, Zuo Xiaoyou and Yang Chan were both very happy, but at this time Yang Chan asked: "Chenxiang, Lizhi, you have returned from your studies. Can the two saints give you magic weapons to defend yourself?"

"Some." Zuo Chenxiang and Zuo Lizhi nodded one after another.

Zuo Chenxiang said, "The ancestor gave the child the magic weapon Huntian ruler." As he said that, a weapon similar to a sword appeared in his hand. This weapon seemed to be similar to a long sword and had a handle, but the body of the sword was a rectangular, unopened iron bar. The iron bar was black, with a scale like a ruler on it, exuding a strong Taoist agglomeration, which looked extraordinary at first glance.

Zuo Chenxiang said: "Huntian ruler, the best innate spiritual treasure, can break the heaven and earth, and make the heaven and earth return to chaos."

"So amazing!" Zuo Lizhi blinked her eyes, looking envious.

After all, Zuo Chenxiang was a young man. After all, he was looked at by his sister so enviously, and he felt very proud and said, "According to the ancestor, this ruler was a magic weapon held by the Huntian Taoist, one of the three thousand demon gods at that time. It was originally a chaotic spirit treasure. Unfortunately, the Huntian Taoist was killed when the great god of Pangu opened the sky. The Huntian ruler was also damaged and degenerated into a middle-grade innate spiritual treasure. Later, he was obtained by the ancestor. Although he became a top-grade innate spiritual treasure after many years of self-repair, he still didn't know how many yuan he would take to restore the quality of the Chaos Spirit Treasure?"

Speaking of this, Zuo Chenxiang's eyes were full of regret, but at the same time he was a little excited, and said, "But it doesn't matter. We have eaten peaches for nine thousand years anyway, and time is no longer a problem. I can wait until this magic weapon returns to its peak."

"I didn't expect this treasure to be able to repair itself." Zuo Xiaoyou exclaimed: "In this way, if Huntian ruler restores to the Chaos Spirit Treasure, wouldn't it be even more powerful than the innate treasure?"

"That's not necessarily." Zuo Chenxiang shook his head and said, "The ancestor said that it doesn't matter whether the magic weapon is powerful or not. What is important is whether the treasure holder can match the attributes of the magic weapon. If the attributes are not matched, he will not be able to exert two or three of the power of the magic weapon; if the attributes are matched, he can exert the power of the magic weapon to the extreme. Chaos Spirit Treasure may not be stronger than the innate treasure."

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "Your ancestor said it well. I think the magic weapon Ruyi Golden Cudgel used by Sun Wukong, the Battle-Sheng Wukong, is just an acquired spiritual treasure. If it is held by others, it is probably just a hard weapon and has no excellence. However, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel fell into Sun Wukong's hands and shone brightly and became a legendary weapon in the Three Realms. This is the best manifestation of the combination of the attributes of the holder and the magic weapon."

"What my father said," Zuo Chenxiang nodded, but shook the Huntian ruler in his hand and said, "But the ancestor said that the child is in line with the Huntian ruler attributes, and he will definitely exert the strongest power of the Huntian ruler, so that he will give this treasure to the child."

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "Your ancestor is intent."

When Zuo Chenxiang put away his magic weapon, the three of them looked on Zuo Lizhi's face. Zuo Lizhi smiled and took out a pair of dazzling heart-shaped diamond rings. Seeing the style of this diamond ring, Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't help but be stunned.

"What is this?" Yang Chan and Zuo Chenxiang were both stunned. It was obvious that they had never seen such a thing before.

It’s not their fault. After all, rings are witnesses to popular love and marriage in modern times. In ancient times, they were mostly wearing bracelets or jewelry such as gold and silver hairpins. Even if it first appeared in Europe, rings were only available in the 14th century.

However, in ancient China, the rings had a ring early, but the function of rings was completely different from rings. They were worn when shooting archery to protect their fingers, and had nothing to do with love.

"Master said this is a ring." Zuo Lizhi put two heart-shaped diamond rings on the table, scratched her head, and said with some distress: "I also said that this is my daughter's enlightenment, but I don't know what it is for."

"I don't know anything?" Yang Chan looked at the two diamond rings, held them in her hand and touched them, "It looks pretty good. Why don't the master know what it is for?"

Speaking of which, both mother and daughter are disciples of Nuwa, it is really interesting.

"I don't know." Zuo Lizhi shook her head and said, "Master only said that she will know when the opportunity comes, but now she is just two useless things."

Zuo Chenxiang looked at the two diamond rings and smiled and said, "Look at the small magic weapon, it must be a woman's thing. Could it be that this magic weapon is to be used on a woman?"

"It looks a bit like an earring." Yang Chan looked at the appearance of the diamond ring, which was indeed somewhat similar to the earrings: "It's just that there is no socket in the middle. Could it be that you have to use a sword to cut out the socket first?"

"..." Seeing the mother and son (daughter) randomly guessing the purpose of the diamond ring, Zuo Xiaoyou silently picked up the larger diamond ring and put it on the ring finger of his left hand.

"Huh?" Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou's actions, Zuo Lizhi's eyes lit up, as if she had thought of something. She immediately picked up another smaller diamond ring, imitated Zuo Xiaoyou's appearance, and put the diamond ring on his left ring finger.

Zuo Xiaoyou: "..."

"Um..." Zuo Lizhi frowned, looked at the unresponsive diamond ring, and said, "Why didn't there be any reaction?"

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head and asked, "What do you think is the inlay on this ring?"

Zuo Xiaoyou talks about the heart-shaped diamonds embedded in the ring. Not to mention, they are colorful and much more beautiful than the colorful diamonds in later generations.

"Five Colorful Stone." Zuo Lizhi said: "This is the five Colorful Stone that Master used to repair the sky back then."

It turns out that this is the Heavenly Repairing Stone.

Zuo Xiaoyou suddenly realized, no wonder he was so beautiful.

"Do you know what the shape of this colorful stone is?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"Um..." Zuo Lizhi frowned slightly, and Yang Chan and Zuo Chenxiang also looked at the shape of the colorful stone, but they couldn't tell the reason. Modern people know that it is a heart shape, but ancient people did not recognize the appearance of the heart shape. Of course, some people have seen the heart, but the appearance of the heart is very different from the shape of this simple expression of love, and it is difficult for people to connect it.

Seeing that the mother, son, and daughter couldn't tell me, Zuo Xiaoyou had to smile and replied, "Don't you think it looks like the shape of the heart!"
Chapter completed!