Chapter 63 Not Funny Jokes
"Did Ai Hui learn embroidery from Master Han Yuqin?" Loulan was very happy: "It's so great. Ai Hui, you can practice embroidery well and you will make a lot of money."
Bang bang bang, the remaining sand clouds turned into "money" characters of all sizes. The mica in the sand shone under the refraction of the eyes, flying like water waves in front of Ai Hui.
"Make money!" Ai Hui's eyes turned green when he heard these two words.
Then I saw the shining words "money" flying in front of me, and Ai Hui's blood rushed straight to his forehead.
“How to make money by embroidery?”
Ai Hui blurted out that whenever he mentioned the word "money", he would have no resistance. He would go aside, no calmness or concentration! He was not a person who was jealous of money in the past, but the huge debt of 80 million was a mountain that was pressed on him. It directly led to the fact that whenever he mentioned money, he would involuntarily churning his blood.
"Embroidery has a wide range of uses." Loulan, who is good at being a teacher, then said: "Modern embroidery was derived from the refining of magic weapons in the ancient world of cultivation. When he was a man of ancient times, cultivators would refine bans and formations into special materials and named them magic weapons. Modern embroidery originated from this. But in modern times, spiritual power disappeared and Yuan power rose. The nature of the material also changed. The ban in the era of cultivation had expired, but later we found that wild beasts and plants were completely different from the era of cultivation. They were born with bans, so they became the main materials at present. The grass sword that Ai Hui used before was made of swords and so."
"Their natural restrictions are prohibitions that can be stimulated by Yuanli. We call them Yuanshi, which means traces left by the laws of heaven and earth. Whether a material is useful depends on whether it has Yuanshi. However, natural Yuanshi is not perfect, some are incomplete, some are deformed, and naturally perfect Yuanshi is very rare. Therefore, the Yuanshi of these materials needs to be further improved by the maker, and this is the greatest effect of embroidery!"
Ai Hui was fascinated by the sound of hearing this, and he felt a little surprised. No wonder he saw so many swords in the embroidery workshop.
Regarding Yuanhen, when he was in the wilderness, he had heard Yuan Xiu mention it from time to time. However, he still didn't understand it very well. Until today, Loulan's explanation, many of the doubts in his heart were solved.
He couldn't help but ask: "Can embroidery change Yuanhen?"
"Yes, especially plants. At first, everyone thought about whether to change Yuanheng through painting methods, but later they found that this method was not very good. Regardless of whether Tianhen is perfect or not, as long as it is Tianhen, it will have its own unique Yuanhen field. They are self-organized and will repel other materials rich in Yuanheng. The paints of paintings are rejected and difficult to attach to. Speaking of which, there is a joke, Ai Hui, do you want to listen to it?"
"Can Loulan tell jokes?" Ai Hui was shocked.
"I saw it when I read the book." Loulan's slightly proud voice sounded from the sand clouds.
"you say."
"In the past, when refining grass soldiers, drawing potions was the most popular method."
The "money", "money" and "money" in the sky turned into a bunch of yellow sand again, part of the yellow sand turned into a villain, and the other part of the yellow sand turned into a small sand sword, and the little sand man buried his head on the sword to draw pictures.
Ai Hui's eyes were straight, was he performing it live?
Why do you feel that Loulan is getting smarter? This is an illusion!
"The level at that time was still very backward. It was necessary to cover the soil and pour the blade. After using unique potions to repair and improve the Yuan traces, it was necessary to cover the entire sword body with moist yellow mud, and then pour the yellow mud with silver fog paste rich in gold Yuan power. So, when Yuan Xiu went to the battlefield, there must be a chariot behind him. There were two large jars on the car, one with yellow mud and the other with silver fog paste inside the jar."
The yellow sand suddenly dispersed and turned into a group of villains again, rushing forward with swords, a chariot followed behind, with two large jars on it.
"When you encounter wild beasts."
Bang, a bunch of yellow sand turned into a group of wild beasts, colliding with villains.
"The battle is very fierce. As I was fighting, hey, the paint on the sword body fell off. The soldier pulled out another grass sword without saying a word to block the enemy's attack. He took the opportunity to throw the grass sword with the potion in his hand and returned to the car. The pharmacist in the car took the grass sword, dipped it in the yellow mud water, then dipped it in the silver fog paste, and then threw it back, and then shouted, OK, next one!"
Huangsha vividly interpreted the whole process. The little sand man on the chariot was busy, and the little sand sword flew around in the air.
"And then, once, they encountered a large group of wild beasts."
The yellow sand changes into many wild beasts, with sand and stones flying behind the wild beasts, making them very powerful.
Ai Hui was very interested in seeing it and it was very vivid.
“The battle is very fierce.”
Ping Ping Pong, the two sides fought, the sand sword flew around faster, and the little sand people on the battlefield were so busy that they were not touching the ground.
"As a result, the pharmacist was exhausted."
The little sand man on the chariot slammed and hung it on the chariot.
Ai Hui dragged his chin and looked vigorously. Suddenly, everyone stopped and asked subconsciously: "What about?"
"No more." Loulan returned to his original form with a slam, looking at Ai Hui with his head tilted, a little strange: "Isn't it funny? Why doesn't Ai Hui smile?"
Ai Hui said honestly: "It's not too funny."
Loulan was a little surprised: "Loulan thought it was funny, but the book said that this was the top ten jokes of the year."
Ai Hui coughed lightly: "Loulan, let's continue to talk about embroidery."
Loulan, who can’t tell jokes, is the normal Loulan. Ai Hui noticed a detail that Loulan’s deformation seems to be getting more and more powerful. All of these villains who have changed this time are vivid.
Ai Hui thought of other things. Deformation is a relatively common method and an effective method. Almost all sand puppets will deform, but it is rare to see such excellent as Loulan. If used in battle, it will definitely be very powerful.
Loulan has a very high level of intelligence and deformation level. The most test of the wisdom of Sha Uon is the most challenging.
Maybe you can strengthen your cultivation in Loulan? Loulan has such a high intelligence, so she can definitely practice more powerfully. At that time, just relying on deformation, she could play a great role in combat.
This thought flashed through Ai Hui's mind and disappeared.
Ai Hui felt that he was thinking too much. Loulan is a life-like sand puppet, so don’t lead him to the battlefield. In such a cruel place on the battlefield, even he himself may not be able to come out alive.
Ai Hui secretly reminded himself that this place is no longer wilderness, and that he has begun a life that is completely different from the past three years.
Fighting is not the whole of life, at least for Loulan, you can make soup and clean it.
It’s better to leave the battle to someone like yourself who is already used to killing.
Ai Hui showed a sunny smile on his face.
Chapter completed!