Chapter 295 Monkey Wine (Part 2)
The wine enters the belly and turns into endless heat waves rolling in the belly. It moves through all limbs and bones, warming the internal organs, like a stove in a cold winter night, infinitely warm.
After a while, the old Taoist opened his eyes, exhaled a long breath, and praised: "What a good wine, this wine is only because it is in heaven, and it is rare to hear it in the world..."
Lelang said in his heart that this old man started to shake his head again. When he was telling fortune, he held the little girl's hand and said for several hours. He didn't want you to pull you, but he just pulled you tightly.
People who don’t know think you are always not practicing. They think that if you want to continue talking about this, they might have to talk until midnight.
So he quickly interrupted the old Taoist and asked, "How is it, it's delicious!"
Seeing Le Lang suddenly interrupting him, the old Taoist had been with him for so many years, but he still didn't know the wrong thoughts in his mind. He immediately hummed in anger and said in disdain, "It's Monkey."
bar?"
Le Lang was shocked when he heard this. He picked up the bottle and looked at it. He didn't write! How did this old man know?
When the old Taoist saw him like this, he said disdainfully: "Just, it's just a monkey wine, it's not that I haven't drunk it. I'm really a country bumpkin, I've never seen the world."
It is rare to say a few words of joy and whisper, and the old Taoist will certainly suffer a major loss.
"You've drunk it?" Lelang shouted in surprise.
"Haha, of course!" The old man laughed proudly, and then talked about his adventure back then.
When the old Taoist entered the mountain to collect herbs, he accidentally passed by a valley. Suddenly he smelled a scent of wine at the entrance of the valley. He followed the scent of wine and found that the scent of wine floated out of the valley, but there were crowds of monkeys inside.
If you guard the entrance of the valley, you can't even enter. The old Taoist is a person who likes to drink. When he smells the intoxicating fragrance of wine, he wants to find out the truth.
So he thought of a way, put a straw hat on his head, and also put some weeds on his body, disguised it for a while, then took out the rope used for medicinal purposes and went down from the higher mountain on the other side of the valley to
When he came into the valley, there was no monkey. He followed the fragrance of wine to a cave and found a pool in the cave. The fragrance of wine floated out of the pool. He tried it and said, "This is not water."
It is clearly a pool of wine.
Suddenly, the old Taoist remembered an ancient book he had read, which said: "There are many apes in Huangshan Mountain, and they pick flowers and fruits in the stone sink in spring and summer, brewing into wine, the fragrance overflows, and smelling it hundreds of steps. The wild woodcutter went deeper.
If you may drink it secretly, you should not drink too much. If you have too much, you will reduce the traces of wine. If you feel it, you will be punished and killed by others."
Could it be that this is the legendary monkey wine? The old Taoist thought to himself, and the wine worms moved, and the smell of wine floated from the tip of his nose, making him feel itchy. He immediately lay down and drank to fill his stomach, and even put him around him.
The water in the gourd that was filled with water was poured out, and the gourd was filled with a full gourd wine. Then he burped deeply and went out of the hole.
When they said this, the old Taoist stopped. When everyone heard that the old Taoist encountered such an interesting thing, they couldn't help but look out for it, and they wanted to be themselves at that time. However, there were still some things that the old Taoist dared not tell them.
At that time, the old Taoist came outside the cave, grabbed the rope at the entrance of the cave and climbed up. Halfway through the breeze in the valley, the monkey was drunk and couldn't help but feel a little drunk and burped again.
The bad food is coming! The sound of burps echoed in the valley, awakening the monkeys in the valley and crawling over one after another.
The monkey climbed inside and saw the old Taoist climbing on the entrance of the cave. His eyes turned red and he climbed over one after another. When the old Taoist saw that this was not bad, he quickly climbed up the mountain in a few seconds, running out desperately, even consuming breasts.
The strength was also exerted. He never thought that he would be so embarrassed one day, and never thought that he would run one day more pious than worshiping the Taoist ancestor.
But there is no faster than a monkey running on four legs. After a while, the monkey caught up with the old Taoist. When the old Taoist saw that it was not good, he hurriedly threw the medicine basket and hoe behind him, trying to reduce the burden as much as possible, and finally only
The monkey wine left in his hand. Despite this, the monkey chased him tightly, jumped off the tree from time to time, pounced on the ground, grabbed his clothes, grabbed him, and made him suddenly
He was covered in blood.
It was not until he ran out of the valley that he saw that the monkey stopped chasing him. The old Taoist finally breathed a sigh of relief. At this time, he suddenly felt that the back was very cool. When he turned around, he saw that the Taoist robe behind had been pulled away by the monkey.
Yes, the underwear is also scattered, even the *** is half pulled, and there are still a few monkey claw marks on the butt. I couldn't help but curse a few times, but I don't know which monkey cub was actually
It's so hateful, it makes no sense, even grabbing your butt.
Seeing the gourd in his hand again, he suddenly smiled and felt that the beat was not in vain. He picked up the gourd and took a sip of wine, shaking his head and singing "Shuitianyi, old Taoist, carrying a gourd, wearing a scarf, brown
Shoes, cloth and socks are like each other. They are good at practicing piano and selling medicine. They are good at catching ghosts and demons. They are able to return to the mountain path. They hear that they have built up a cliff, but they teach people where to find each other." They slowly go out of the mountain.
Walk away.
Later, although I knew there was monkey wine there, the old Taoist also knew that the monkey cub was fierce and did not dare to go again. Unexpectedly, today I saw Lelang get a bottle of monkey wine from somewhere.
In the hall, the old Taoist saw everyone's envious eyes and couldn't help but feel a little fluttering. He picked up the wine glass in his hand and said to Lelang: "Come on, pour it on, pour it on."
Lelang saw that there was still half a glass of wine. This old man, but he didn't bother with him, poured him wine. Sometimes this old man had to follow him a little, otherwise he would stare at you.
temper.
The old Taoist took another sip of wine, then touched the three-inch beard on his chin and said, "This monkey wine is also beneficial, because it is made by monkeys picking flowers, plants and fruits from the mountains. It can be said that it is made by the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.
, drinking can unblock the meridians and revitalize the meridians, strengthen the sound and strengthen the body, but it can prolong the life of illness."
After hearing this, the people around him suddenly had their eyes lit up and they ran to get the cups for Lelang to pour the wine. Even Tao Cheng and Wu Qida, who had already poured Bashan Wulong wine, also took the cups and asked him to pour it. Did Lelang see it?
After pouring them a glass, he quickly poured himself a glass. Just kidding, he had never drunk it before, and if he didn't drink it, he would be gone. After pouring himself a drink, he put a lot of wine left.
The bottle is handed to the old Taoist, and it is for personal favor.
The old Taoist saw Lelang handing over the bottle and smiled. He thought to himself that this kid is really good and kind. After taking it, he found that there was not much wine in the bottle. He was so angry that he almost put the bottle to Le.
Lang threw it over. Lelang looked at it and said, "There is no wine left, and there is only so much left. I'll be filial to you."
The old Taoist rolled his eyes when he heard this guy. If he had to listen, he could even climb a tree sow, but he couldn't do anything to him if he didn't take it out, so he had to drink it. Today, there was a monkey drinking wine, which was also an unexpected gain.
The few people drank wine on the pig's scalp cut by the old Taoist, until they were a little drunk.
After dispersing, Lelang helped Shaoqing clean up the mess and kindly cooked a pot of medicinal tea for Wu Qida and brought it to the room. He told him to drink some if he couldn't sleep at night, otherwise he would take a cold shower.
Then he went to bed. As for what happened to Wu Qida at night, this is not something he cares about. He is more concerned about how to communicate with his wife later.
When he woke up the next day, Lelang saw Wu Qida sitting in the hall with a pair of panda eyes, and almost didn't laugh.
When Wu Qida saw him looking strange that he wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh, she couldn't help but say to him: "If you want to laugh, laugh it out, don't hold your internal injuries."
After hearing this, Lelang couldn't help laughing anymore. After laughing for a while, he asked strangely: "Why, you didn't drink the medicinal tea I cooked for you yesterday?"
"Drink." Wu Qida said lightly.
"Did you take a cold shower?" Lelang felt strange. It made no sense. The medicinal tea should be effective.
"I rushed, more than once." As he said that, he glanced at Lelang, his eyes were strange.
Last night, after sleeping for a while, he felt something was wrong. His whole body was very hot, and his bottom was as hard as steel. He felt very uncomfortable. He quickly poured the pot of medicinal tea as Le Lang ordered and urinated for a few days. This was a good time.
a little.
But unexpectedly, the good times didn't last long. After a while, a sound of not knowing whether it was pain or happiness came from the window. The sound echoed in the quiet night, which was particularly harsh. Wu Qida was a person who had experienced it, but he didn't know what was going on. In an instant, his mind rushed into his mind.
A lot of messy pictures came out, a fire of desire rushed up from his dantian, and his body became hot again. He immediately remembered the second method Le Lang taught, took a cold shower, and rushed into the bathroom for a cold shower.
After a while, it was a little better. Just as he was about to go to bed, the faint sound of the *** sound came frequently. He quickly closed the doors and windows, but unexpectedly the sound came in.
It was not until two or three o'clock that he stopped. One night, he took a cold shower more than a dozen times, and fell asleep until four or five o'clock. After getting up, he became like this.
Speaking of which, the wine was really good yesterday. I took a cold shower more than a dozen times last night. I didn’t catch a cold when I woke up this morning, but the momentum was a little too strong. But this kid was too hard to sleep until two or three o’clock
, you can all be a stallion.
Chapter completed!