Chapter 216 The animals of Alang's family are very fierce
Chapter 216 The animals in Alang’s family are very fierce
"This little guy," Le Lang looked at Sanlang's retreating back and couldn't help but shook his head, and then said to A Cong beside him: "Let's go too." Then he got in the car and followed.
During the National Day, a lot more people came to Xiaoxi Village. If the roads were not being built here, there would probably be even more people. Now that we know that roads are being built here, most people come from Linjia Village.
We took a detour and came there. There was originally a bus to and from the town. However, taking that bus to Xiaoxi Village was simply a pain, so people who originally wanted to go to Xiaoxi Village changed their itinerary. Now we go to Xiaoxi Village.
Most people in Xicun come here by car.
Looking at the familiar environment around him, Le Lang suddenly felt relaxed all over. There is a saying that goes, "A golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse." Although this saying is a bit vulgar, it is appropriate.
As the car drove in front of Le Lang's house, he suddenly saw a large number of people surrounding the wall in front of his house. He didn't know what they were doing. A Cong stopped the car near his house.
After getting off the car, Le Lang walked over and took a look at the place. He saw a lot of people carrying his table out and playing eighty. Eighty is two decks of poker played together to clear the level.
Four people start from two to a, and the first one to pass a wins.
Le Lang took a look and saw that most of the people playing eighty were Fatty and his friends who often came here to fish. Naruto was also there. The place where Fatty and his friends originally fished was occupied by some women and children. It seemed like they were on holiday.
Came here with my wife and kids to play.
Seeing that they were having fun, and the people around them were also watching with gusto, Le Lang suddenly got into the idea of playing around, and suddenly shouted "Catch the bet" from behind. Unexpectedly, these people were not fooled, and Le Lang was fooled.
Surprised.
"It's A Lang, right? Your trick is useless. If the police come here to catch gamblers, I will give them a banner and get a lifetime achievement award or something." A man sitting opposite the fat man said
While playing cards, the man said to Le Lang outside.
"How did you know it was me?" Le Lang asked strangely after hearing this.
"Sanlang ran back just now, and then he saw that Hummer following him from afar. It wasn't you or someone else. You came just in time. Those turkeys in your house are so fierce. Look, they pecked me into pieces.
That's it, you have to pay for the mental damage with me." With that, he threw the cards in his hand on the table, opened his trouser legs and said to Le Lang.
Le Lang took a closer look and saw that there were indeed a few black spots on his calf.
"And me, my butt was shot twice by your porcupine, and my butt still hurts now?" A man next to him also stood up and pointed at his butt.
"And I got bitten by a turkey too."
"And me."
"And me."
At that moment, the crowd was furious, and they all complained loudly to Le Lang without even playing cards.
After hearing this, Le Lang said in confusion: "What's going on?"
"What else could be going on? These people saw that the bamboo cane in your backyard was so big and thick, so they wanted to break a few pieces to eat. Unexpectedly, the turkeys suddenly pounced on them, and they ended up looking like this.
Hey, the person who was pricked by porcupine quills heard that your sweet potatoes are relatively
It was delicious, so I wanted to dig some out as tribute, but I accidentally squatted at the entrance of the porcupine hole. The porcupine couldn't get out, so I shot him hard. Fortunately, it didn't hit other places, otherwise it would be funny." Fatty.
Sitting on the chair, he smiled and said to Le Lang, his tone full of joking sarcasm.
The fishing friends who came with him were immediately unhappy after hearing what the fat man said.
"You damn fat man, I haven't seen you drink less when you drink bamboo cane juice, and now you are here making sarcastic remarks, brothers, fight." As he said, a lot of people surrounded the fat man and started to fight.
"Oh, don't grab my brother, this is my happy spring," someone grabbed the fat man's buttocks, causing him to scream over there. Shaoqing and Qiuxue happened to be passing by and heard
The fat man yelled, and all of them said "poof" and ran in.
The people who were laughing nearby couldn't help but be shocked, and then started laughing.
At this moment, a boy of five or six years old ran up to the fat man holding a sweet potato and said: "Dad, dad, here are the sweet potatoes for you."
"It's cooked so quickly," the fat man said in surprise as he took the sweet potato. Then, while peeling the skin of the sweet potato, he praised, "It's better for my son. You see, you all know how to give me sweet potatoes to eat."
, holding the sweet potato and looking at everyone triumphantly, he stuffed the peeled sweet potato into his mouth.
"Holy shit, these sweet potatoes aren't ripe yet?" The fat man just stuffed the sweet potato into his mouth, took a bite and spat it out.
The people on the side looked at it and laughed happily.
"Xiao Bin, these sweet potatoes are not ripe yet? Why did you dig them up?" The fat man threw the sweet potatoes away and asked his son next to him.
"Dad, I didn't dig it. I saw something hot on the ground next to me, so I brought it over." Xiao Bin said aggrievedly.
The fat man's eyes widened when he heard this, and his group of bad friends burst out laughing.
"Why, you are offering sweet potatoes?" Le Lang asked them with a smile.
"I just saw that the bamboo cane trees in your backyard were growing well and wanted to break some to eat. Unexpectedly, the turkeys pecked them out. In the end, Naruto stepped in and chopped some." The middle-aged man sitting opposite the fat man listened.
Le Lang opened his mouth and said.
"I didn't chop down a few trees. It doesn't matter if I chop down three or four. If I chop down again, the turkeys will come roaring around. I guess if I chop down the bamboo cane again, those guys will peck me. The same goes for the sweet potatoes. Just now
After digging a few, the little piglet in the back was howling non-stop, as if it was digging its butt. The two giant piglets in the hole were
As soon as the pig heard the sound, he rushed out of the hole. I quickly picked up the sweet potato and ran away. Each of these guys was more aggressive than the other. Finally, I saw that you still had sweet potatoes in the kitchen, so I took them out from there, otherwise I would go in and dig them.
If so, I would probably have had two holes shot in my butt like him. But he was just lucky and got two porcupine quills in vain."
The man who was shot by the porcupine quill couldn't help but jumped up angrily when he heard Le Lang's words, and shouted to his mother-in-law: "What kind of luck? I would rather give it to you if I have such luck."
The people on the side laughed again after hearing this.
Le Lang shook his head repeatedly when he heard this, and then waved his hand and said to everyone very proudly: "How can it be so difficult to eat? Let's go and chop bamboo cane. We can chop as much as we want, and dig as many sweet potatoes as we want."
How many."
With that said, he led the way, and everyone followed him in with shouts.
When he came to the backyard, Le Lang took a look and felt that everything was as usual, except that the grass was a little longer in the field, some papayas on the papaya trees were ripe, and a bunch of bananas over there were also ripe. When he came to the bamboo cane field,
Le Lang drove the chickens and ducks aside so as not to peck everyone later. When the piglets saw Le Lang, they happily ran over and knelt on him, and then ran happily around him.
When the little pigs saw Le Lang, they also ran over. Le Lang touched the thorns on their bodies and said hello, and then picked up the machete he brought from the kitchen and chopped down the sugar cane. He had just cut down half the ridge,
The people on the side shouted "enough, enough", and then he took them to dig sweet potatoes. After a few digs, they dug out a big bag.
Originally, the little pig was very unhappy when everyone was digging sweet potatoes, but when he saw it was Le Lang, he had to lie there and watch everyone dig. In the end, Le Lang took a few big and red sweet potatoes.
Give it to it, and it will jump there happily again.
When they came to the front yard, the sweet potatoes were immediately taken to tribute. They made a piece of land not far from Lelang's house specifically for the tribute of sweet potatoes. Originally, they had already donated a bunch of sweet potatoes, but they didn't feel much.
It was enough to eat. Now that they saw that there were so many sweet potatoes, they immediately ran over there to make a fire to burn the sweet potatoes. However, most of them were children, and the adults only watched from the side. Some adults were here.
Cutting bamboo cane.
They cut the bamboo cane into sections, and some cut it into small sections. Then they cut off the skin and used the wooden juicer of the Lelang family to squeeze the juice and drink it. Some felt that it was good for their teeth and took it out directly.
Chewed.
A Cong, Qiu Xue, Shao Qing and others were making tea in the hall and tasting some cakes that Le Lang and others brought back from Taiwan.
A Cong saw everyone drinking bamboo cane juice there, and his throat suddenly felt a little itchy. He ran over and picked up a piece of bamboo cane to squeeze the juice. A man who was cutting the bamboo cane skin on the side saw him and quickly stopped him.
"You can't exploit it like this."
Ah Cong asked strangely: "How to squeeze it out?"
"First of all, we need to wash the bamboo cane. Didn't you see that the bamboo cane is a little dirty? We also need to peel it. If you cut it like I do, you can't peel it. You can only cut it and peel it off before squeezing it.
juice."
"It's so troublesome to drink a cup of bamboo cane juice?" A Cong rolled his eyes after hearing this.
"If it's troublesome, just bite with your teeth like they do." The man pointed at the man outside who was biting bamboo cane and said to A Cong.
After hearing this, A Cong ran outside to gnaw bamboo cane. After a while, he finished eating and ran back. He walked to the hall and sat down. He touched his lips and said bitterly: "Damn it, this is not bamboo cane."
, it’s just wood, biting it made my mouth numb and even my teeth were a bit wobbly.”
Naruto, Qiuxue and Shaoqing who were sitting on the chairs next to them laughed heartlessly after hearing this.
Le Lang brought two cups of bamboo cane juice to Qiu Xue and Shao Qing, and asked A Cong with a smile: "How is it? It tastes good."
After hearing this, A Cong said angrily: "It's good, but it's too hard. It made my mouth numb when I bit it. I guess I could hit someone with this thing. I can take it with you when I go out from now on."
Chapter completed!