Chapter 3453 Research on Cats and Dogs (I)

Superman was built into another lonely fortress by them at the base of the Fighting World. Most of the Superman was familiar with the place, and his figures in red cloaks flew around the hall, like a flock of birds looking for branches in the early morning.

One of them looked very special. Instead of wearing Superman's uniform, he wore a shirt and suit pants, big black-framed glasses, and walked in the corridor with a stack of documents, holding a while, sending messages with his cell phone.

When walking and playing with your phone, you always have to run into someone. Clark found that it was too late to see the black shadow in front of him. He collided with another Superman. When he looked up, he saw the other person's smiling expression.

"Hey, Clark, even though this place has been open for several months, will you still get lost?" the other party said helplessly, "I can't believe that you don't have your own base yet, what are you busy with?"

Clark shrugged and said, "I'm discussing couple night with Bruce, it's Valentine's Day soon."

A younger Superman flew over and said, "You have Valentine's Day with Batman?"

"Yes in a sense, but with Selena and Louise, I'm convinced Bruce not to take his little daughter. We should have an orthodox couple night..." Clark replied.

"Unbelievable." The young Superman shook his head and said, "Whether it was Batman or Bruce, I couldn't imagine the scene where he was talking about love with his girlfriend in front of me."

"Have he not done that?" The Superman Clark hit was a little surprised, "He said, "I've even seen them kissing. The Batman's mask was structured to do this."

"God. Why didn't I expect it?" Clark smiled and showed his white teeth, and began to type quickly with his cell phone, "He said, "I want to ask him if he thought so at the beginning."

"Oh, don't do this." Superman in front of Clark quickly waved his hand and said, "Don't say I asked if you want to ask. Otherwise, it will reach the ears of Batman in my universe."

"Are you afraid he knows?" Clark raised his eyebrows and said.

"He will definitely start guessing under what circumstances I saw him kissing his girlfriend. Then I will never see it!"

"So how did you see it?" the young Superman hung upside down on the eaves of the corridor, and the long red cloak fell down, and asked with his arms in his arms.

"If I say it's a coincidence... you definitely don't believe it. I'll go to the movie one day."

"Go to Gotham to watch a movie?"

"Of course not. In the metropolis, the cinema in the mall not far from my house. The movie that day was quite good, "The Prince of Egypt". Have you seen it? It is simply the best cartoon I have ever seen..." Clark said excitedly.

"Speak the point!" Clark pushed his glasses and said.

"And I heard someone calling my name."

"God. Why do they call your name by your mouth?!"

"No, I mean. Someone is asking for help!" Superman spread his hands and said, "Then I flew over and found it was in Gotham. Someone drowned, and I went over to save him. Then there happened to be a park there. After I fished the man up, I heard something outside. I flew out and saw..."

Superman gestured a kissing gesture. The other two blew in disappointment.

"Batman is still wearing a uniform?"

Superman nodded and said, "If it weren't for the smearing of paint and smearing them both, I wouldn't have discovered that easily."

"You're right." Clark suddenly said, "Watching a movie is a good idea. We can set a theme and watch all the movies in one night! It's great with popcorn and coke!"

"Oh, no." Superman said quickly, "If you want Bruce to come, you must not do this. He has never sat in the cinema well and watched any movie in full. I don't think he likes watching movies at all!"

"Really?" Clark questioned a little, he said.

"Of course." The young Superman nodded vigorously and said, "not to mention popcorn and coke, he wouldn't eat that thing."

Clark took out his cell phone and typed quickly, and the two Superman came over, one left and one right.

"He will reject you within three seconds."

"I bet it for one second. His rejection will come faster than other replies."

"Oh, please, what avatar is this?!" Superman on the left looked at the avatar of Bruce in Clark's chat interface and said, "Is this him himself?! What's on his head?"

"Don't care about the details." Clark clicked on the chat interface, pressed the voice key directly, and said, "Hey, Bruce, are you here?"

The two Superman on the left and right looked at each other. When Clark finished his voice, the one on the left hit his arm and said, "Did you send him a voice directly? Didn't he stress to you that, why don't you do this?"

Clark glanced at him, his expression full of inexplicableness. When he turned back to look at the computer screen, Bruce's reply had already arrived. It was also a voice.

"I'm here. What's wrong? Clark?"

"Why are you so noisy?"

"I'm in the bar! Bar!"

"Well, you know Valentine's Day is coming soon?"

"Of course...you want to ask me out?"

"I'm going to have a couple night, how about it?"

"It's pretty good. What exactly is it for?"

"I don't know either, but they said they could watch movies. I think we can find a lot of movies to watch."

"Just watch movies?"

Superman on the right shrugged and said, "Look at what I said? He doesn't like watching movies at all."

Just after saying this, Bruce sent another message: "You know Selena doesn't have that patience. A movie has enough time to scratch everything in your house."

"So you have no objection?"

"Of course I have it, because I have to be responsible for stopping Selena! Otherwise, do you want me to spend money to compensate your furniture? I don't have money!"

Clark smiled helplessly and said, "I promise that our strong and beautiful cats will not ask you to compensate for anything. Is this OK?"

"That's not OK!" Bruce shouted at the top of the noise of the bar in the noisy background music, "You will get it somewhere else, I know you will! You will secretly write in your news report that I have six lovers. Three of them are men, and you were instructed by the damn Lex Luther..."

Clark raised his head and laughed, but he immediately replied: "No, if it was Lex. He would ask me to write, because you had three boyfriends and three girlfriends at the same time, so your doctorate has not yet graduated..."

"You two are so vicious! Damn Metropolis!"

Clark heard his voice vaguely, probably because he was drinking too much. So he tried harder and continued, "Then regardless of the specific arrangements, you agree to the couple's night, right?"

"Should I agree? How confident are you not to make a mess?"

"I have prepared sufficient safety measures. My house is also soundproofed. Or are you also included in the things that will be scratched by Selena?"

"Come on. If you want to say that, I will take Elsa over."

"Then you agree?"

"Okay. Small town country bumpkin. Whatever you want to do. If I didn't come at that time, you'd fly over and carry me over. Hahahaha... wait a moment. Didn't you bring Lex?"

"No, he doesn't have a girlfriend."

"Let him find one immediately, and now. Who else have you called?"

"It's gone, there are only four of us. You know, I definitely won't look for Pamila."

“Didn’t you say your house is soundproofed?”

"No, this is impossible. I would rather let Selena remove all my furniture than let that woman get close to Louise, she is simply a erotic ghost!"

In the voice that came again, Bruce let out a dry retching, coughed twice and said, "You really love Louise, I'm going to enter the dance floor. If you make arrangements, come to me. Bye."

"By, I'll tell Lex that you'll ask him to find a girlfriend right away."

Clark put down his phone and found two pairs of blue eyes staring straight at him. The one on the left hugged his arms and the one on the right stretched his legs.

"You can't be that Batman's Superman, are you?"

"I think it must be. There is no one else except him."

"I don't know what you're talking about." Clark shook his head and flipped through Lex in the contact list, "You can't be jealous of me just because Batman in my universe is easy to talk to."

"We are not talking about this. Or is he really Batman? Wasn't he impersonated by someone?"

Clark immediately clicked on Bruce's avatar and showed it to the two of them, saying, "Is this different from Bruce Wayne in your universe?"

"Of course they look the same, they all look the same. But - can you explain to us what he has on his head?"

Clark showed a very helpless expression and said, "Have you ever been to Disney Amusement Park? Isn't this Disney mouse ear?"

"Amusement Park? Are you trying to convince us that Batman will put an amusement park mouse prop on his head?"

"But Bruce will do that."

"He won't, that would make him look childish. What did you ask him to talk to those hot blondes with such an avatar? How cool is the carousel?"

"That only means they have no childhood."

"Oh--" The two Superman leaned back at the same time, dragged a long long tone, and then said, "Be polite, don't mention this!"

"I don't care what happened to Batman in your universe. Anyway, the Bruce I know is fine."

"You mean he is getting drunk in a bar?"

"Going to a bar is a normal entertainment for adults. I go there occasionally. Don't you guys go?"

"He isn't really going to a bar. I bet that now he is surrounded by the highest concentration of beautiful models in the world. Then he also found more than 60 cameras and took pictures of his unruly bar life. Then he made more than 20,000 headlines around the world the next day..."

Clark narrowed his eyes suspiciously, looked left, and then right, "You are not one of the more than 60 camera positions, are you?"

The two supermen all turned their heads away.

"I still say the same thing. No matter what your Batman is, I know the Bruce I know. He went to the bar and just drank. There were no beautiful models."

"Anyway, you sent him a voice, why not make a video call?" said the young Superman, "He won't answer anyway."

"Do you know this trick is childish?" Clark looked at him, then opened the chat box, and then said, "Just fight. But he really doesn't necessarily answer, because he may be drunk and unconscious."

"He is pretending. Every Batman is pretending." Superman snorted coldly, "drunk on the sofa and talk to her sleep during the party. Then, ten minutes later, go back to the Bat Cave to solve 50 riddles of the riddles of the Riddles in one minute. This is Batman."

"You sound dissatisfied." Clark said as he pressed the video call button.

About three seconds later, the other side was connected. Clark heard Bruce curse something. Then the phone and the bottle bumped like dominoes. Then the screen appeared with amazingly blue eyes.

"God. Why are you so drunk?" Clark asked in surprise, "How much have you drunk? A whole cup of whiskey?"

Bruce's hair on the screen was messy. He didn't know whether he was closing his eyes hard or opening his eyes hard, but he stretched his eyelids to no wrinkles at all. Then he pursed his lips into a straight line like a real drunk, then raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled like a gua.

"You underestimate me too much. I drank three drinks!" Bruce burped and said, "There is no ice cubes. It's so bad."
Chapter completed!