Chapter 20: [shrinking the yang into the abdomen](1/2)
Sure enough, after hearing what he said, the two of them finally breathed a sigh of relief and returned to normal.
It turns out to be a movie, that's understandable.
It was so scary just now that I thought I had met a ghost in broad daylight.
After a long time, I actually made a movie. Fortunately, it was okay...
Boss' office.
Mr. Fan was holding a Japanese pirate sword and was gestured in a pretty good manner.
Lu Xiaoqian pushed the door and walked in.
When Mr. Fan saw it, his eyes instantly became furious.
He pointed at Lu Xiaoqian with a knife and asked, "You are here to be my secretary, ah???"
Seeing the Japanese sword gesture in front of him, Lu Xiaoqian took a step back and said:
"I was originally here to apply for a copywriting job in the Planning Department, but they said it is more appropriate for me to be your secretary."
Mr. Fan slapped the table angrily, "Who said that? Manager Wu, hurry up and ask him to roll the bedding for me!"
Roaring angrily, holding the Japanese knife, he gestured again in front of Manager Wu's nose.
I was really afraid that if I accidentally cut off all the bridge of his nose.
Manager Wu asked, "No, no, Mr. Fan, why?"
"You're shit in your mind, you, which boss's secretary has ever seen? "
Manager Wu felt very embarrassed and had no choice but to move Mr. Fan’s wife out and said, “No, that’s not, this is what your wife specifically ordered, saying that she would find you a male secretary.”
Mr. Fan gestured again with the Japanese sword.
He said angrily again: "If you listen to her or me, ah???(Breaking the sound)"
"I am a big boss of a business, ah, a giant in the catering industry, real estate industry, tourism industry, and food industry, right?"
"As a man as a man, I can't find a woman to be my secretary? Ah?"
Mr. Fan roared, making Manager Wu and Lu Xiaoqian saliva all over his face.
But neither of them dared to say anything.
They also knew that the boss probably didn't dare to scold his wife when he went home.
So, I could only scold the employees for venting their anger.
Understand, understand...
I saliva again for Lu Xiaoqian.
"Did you think so?"
Lu Xiaoqian had no choice but to nod.
"Look, she said yes."
"Hurry up, change it for me!"
"Change a female secretary."
"It doesn't matter whether you have the ability or not, right? Ah, just be pretty, do you understand, ah?"
"I will give her 10,000 yuan a month. I have money. Why don't you go quickly! Get out, get out, get out!"
The constantly waving Japanese swords scared Lu Xiaoqian and Manager Wu and quickly left the office.
As soon as he walked out, Lu Xiaoqian suddenly saw the Huangmei King running towards him in a panic.
He turned around and entered General Fan's office again in fright.
"Why are you back? Everyone said that I want a female secretary, female secretary, do you understand?"
Mr. Fan was about to chop Lu Xiaoqian with a Japanese sword.
Lu Xiaoqian hurriedly hid behind the door.
At this time, the Huangmei King walked in.
He was slashed with a knife towards the head.
when!
Not only did he fail to hurt the Huangmei King, but President Fan was shocked and retreated repeatedly.
So, the yellow-eyed king, with wolf teeth and tiger claws, confronted President Fan.
Mr. Fan also held the Japanese sword in his hand tightly, looking at the weird guy in front of him who was even more depressed and invulnerable than a beggar.
"Who, you, ah? Let me tell you, don't come over, I have practiced it, two swords flow, and I'm invincible in the world."
Lu Xiaoqian took the opportunity to quietly come out from behind the door and slipped away from behind the Huangmei King.
At this time, the accident recurses.
A sudden sound came from outside.
"Lu Xiaoqian, come out, I'm asking you for compensation!"
Hearing Ren Qianqiu's voice, the Huangmei King did not dare to delay any more.
He glanced around and ran decisively towards the window.
He raised his arm, jumped, broke through the glass, and jumped down.
That minute, Mr. Fan was stunned.
Is this guy a fool? This is the twelfth floor.
Even Superman, if you jump from here, you probably have to be sold as scrap iron and one dime per pound.
The yellow-browed king fell safely to the ground without any injuries.
He looked back at the building, and turned into a wisp of blue smoke and disappeared.
"Madam Yudong, wait for me!"
Inside the building.
Ren Qianqiu walked in.
When Mr. Fan saw Ren Qianqiu, he felt that the whole world was bright.
The eyes were full of that kind of light, and I knew it.
"I like this secretary, this is good, hey, this is good, that's what I want!"
"This face and figure are so beautiful, you have to pay more money, you have to pay more, 30,000 yuan a month, no, 50,000 yuan!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, I've already taken a shower, I've put on my pajamas, I'm considerate, I like it!"
"But the company doesn't have a bed, or just a sofa, I can't wait!"
He threw the Japanese sword in his hand into the ground and hugged Ren Qianqiu.
Ren Qianqiu: "..."
I met two stupid pussy today, which really made his lungs burst.
He felt that the previous catchphrase should add another sentence:
There is no good thing for women in this world.
There is no good thing for men!
Raising your foot is like a flying kick.
Bang!
Mr. Fan was kicked away and smashed a dog to eat shit.
"Miss, it's so hot, I like it!"
Ren Qianqiu: "I'm gonna be!"
A talisman was taken out from his pocket, ignited it, and then sacrificed to General Fan.
“Ahhhhhh…”
Mr. Fan suddenly realized that he had no voice and could not speak.
The most important thing is that at that moment, he clearly felt...
Only on TV—
Constricting the yang and entering the abdomen!
If you don't understand, you can check this idiom.
"Ahhhhhh!"
Ren Qianqiu ignored Mr. Fan, who was screaming, gave him a small punishment, so he turned around and left the office and chased after Lu Xiaoqian when he left.
To be continued...