I only heard Sima Qingzhou recite:

Title: The collision between the beauty and the first fool.

Subtitle: The fifth beauty Tang Xiaoya and Ota's first fool's day in history. (Appendix: This article was written by editor-in-chief Long Yangjun and the blind tiger. It is absolutely true and absolutely leaked.)

Text: The warm wind makes tourists drunk, and they only treat weekends as paradise. In this wonderful spring, students can also take a good rest for one or two days, no longer have to take those cumbersome courses or face the cold instructors.

In order to allow the students to have a pleasant weekend, the two editors of this newspaper went out to find news so that the students can have fun in their spare time.

After the patient search of the two editors of this newspaper and the principle of serving the students, it was finally God who lived up to the hard work. We finally saw a new junior who came to report. This big article comes from this junior.

Gu Qiu: 18 years old, 1.83 meters tall, and weighs 66 kilograms. According to him, he came from the unknown Tianlei Star, the peak of the Ningyuan Gongqi period. He was recommended by the Gu Consortium, which won the first place through the Ningyuan Car Competition. Gu Qiu was probably the most useless person in Aota's history, but he was ignorant. With his kindness, our two editors gave him guidance on the registration procedures. Unfortunately, we were busy, so he instructed him to go behind the wall of honor to find the beautiful Miss Tang Xiaoya to help. Who knew that the story would be staged.

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The next day was naturally the activity of Gu Qiu and Tang Xiaoya, which was recorded in detail, including what the two of them said and what they ate in Qianjinglou. Finally, they also added the title of Gu Qiu as a rice bucket.

The last article is attached to the article:

The two editors of this newspaper have a passage that has been puzzled and are seeking help from readers to translate. If you have a prize for submission, you can get a reward of up to 100,000 Wangxiang coins.

The article is as follows:

When Gu Qiu met Tang Xiaoya, he heard Tang Xiaoya shouting, "It's you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.

About two minutes later, Gu Qiu whispered: "This human weapon is still powerful! He is the most effective way to conquer women!"

And Gu Qiu laughed, "Hehe,,," Gu Qiuman laughed twice, and then asked Miss Tang, "Do you want me to let go?"

"Then you have to promise me a few things."

"Squeak,,,"

"Okay, the first thing is that I am not allowed to tell me where I am from and where I am from."

"Squeak,,,"

"I'll take me to get to know the campus later and help me settle down."

"Squeak,,,"

"Okay, I'll let you go now and don't regret it."

"Squeak,,,"

Maybe Gu Qiu let go of Miss Tang, but he heard Miss Tang say, "Little thief!" Miss Tang quickly said, "I will do what I promised you, but I did not agree to anything else, such as attacking you!"

"Sister Xiaoya, you still don't know how to use swords. I've told you that the swords are not used to cut."

"I'll kill you little thief." "I'll kill you little thief"

"Sister Xiaoya, don't cut it. You can't break my defense."

"I don't believe that you can't kill you, a little thief. Ling rubs your fingers!" "Ling rubs your fingers!"

"Hahaha, I succeeded, little thief, I succeeded!"

Please use your imagination to translate the "squeaking whisper" part. Use your imagination to complete the entire ancient question that takes place behind the wall of honor. Please send the submission to the Bagua Club. Once the bonus is adopted, you will get 100,000 yuan.

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Just after Sima Qingzhou finished reading the front page of Gu Qiu, the dormitory door was opened. It turned out that two other classmates from the dormitory came back. It was Long Yang and Xue Hu.

Gu Qiu has seen it clearly this time. It turns out that the two of them in front of him are the two presidents of the gossip club who guided him, and they are also his roommates.

After Long Yang and Xue Hu entered the door, they felt something was wrong. They originally wanted to get some news from Gu Qiu, but after all, they missed the battle between Yu Fei, the seventh master of Gu Qiu and the Academy. They could only ask Gu Qiu to understand such regrets.

Now looking at the three feet of blood on the ground of the dormitory, the confusing smell of blood everywhere, the newspapers and magazines in Sima Qingzhou's hands, the blood in front of Gu Qiu, and the red eyes that were about to eat people. The two finally knew that the matter was exposed.

The two of them pushed open the dormitory door and were about to escape.

"You will never come back when you go out." A cold voice came.

The two of them were about to go out and stopped their steps. Their heads were sweating like waterfalls, so they had to face their scalp, like a defeated rooster, with their heads hanging down, and stood in front of their respective beds.

"That, Gu Qiu we don't know, we live in the same dormitory, otherwise,,,,,,,,,." Long Yang wanted to explain something.

But he was interrupted by Gu Qiu's words. "Can you write me like this if you are not in the same dormitory? It looks good to be in the same dormitory. How do you deal with this matter?" Gu Qiu said with a cold look. In fact, Gu Qiu was not very angry, and even felt a little funny about the articles of the two. Moreover, Gu Qiu thought of an excellent way to make money. As soon as these two people spoke, they would be rewarded with 100,000 yuan. You should know that Gu Qiu spent 100,000 yuan to have dinner with Sima Qingzhou at noon. This would be a big problem to extort some money from the two.

"How to deal with it?" Xue Hu said, his eyes rolled and he immediately said, "We can pay for your royalties." Xu Hu thought that Gu Qiu had no money on him, so he should need money the most. He really thought about Gu Qiu's psychology, Gu Qiu wanted money.

"Okay, how much does it cost?" Gu Qiu said.

"Hundreds of thousands? Uh, no, 200,000!" Xue Hu said gritting his teeth.

"No, I heard that you will pay 100,000 yuan for your submissions to readers. Should I, the person involved, be worth ten times more than it?" Gu Qiu said without any doubt.

Long Yang was shocked and whispered: "Gu Qiu, we don't have that much money, and we won't really give the 100,000 bonus. We will reorganize the best contributions ourselves, so it can only be considered as written by us, so the bonus is still in our hands."

"No, I didn't ask you to compensate for your mental losses. Today's war with the tower is also due to it. The medical expenses, loss of work, etc. should be a lot, right?" Gu Qiu said.

"Boss Gu Qiu, we are afraid of you. How about we give you 300,000?" Xue Hu said pitifully.

"No!,,,,,,,,,,,"

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Finally, after a bargaining between the two parties, they finally decided that the two of them paid Gu Qiu 500,000 Wangxiang coins to be fine. The 500,000 Wangxiang coins were transferred from Xue Hu's card to Sima Qingzhou card. Gu Qiu planned to have a meal with Sima Qingzhou in the future and asked for money.

After the matter was over, Gu Qiu reminded the two of them: "If you write any gossip news about me in the future, you'd better be prepared to make half of your income from it."

Xue Hu and Long Yang feel that the editor-in-chief of "Gaggard Weekly" is shameless and powerful enough. It is even more shameless than Gu Qiu. Compared with Gu Qiu, who betrayed his gossip secrets, they are really a witch.

After the money matter was negotiated, Gu Qiu couldn't let the matter end like this. So Gu Qiu said, "Now that our dormitory has all the people, so we should rank it, right?"

When Xue Hu heard Gu Qiu say this, he immediately became excited and said, "Longyang and I are both your seniors, and we are third-grade students, and you are both first-grade students, so we should be the eldest and second-grade children."

Long Yang also agreed, "Yes, we are the eldest and second."

"Huh?" Gu Qiu snorted, "If I say I want to be the boss, do you have any opinions?" Gu Qiu's waist was always full of evil spirits, and with the blood on his body, he immediately became full of evil spirits.

The timid Long Yang immediately surrendered: "Okay, you are the boss."

Xue Hu had no choice but to admit defeat. Living with such a evil star, he could only be a younger brother. He became a celebrity on the first day of his visit to school, and defeated the seventh master of the academy the next day, but Gu Qiu was able to become the boss of this dormitory.

Seeing that the two had no tempers, Gu Qiu looked at Sima Qingzhou and asked, "How about you be the second child in Qingzhou?"

Sima Qingzhou pushed his glasses and said, "Let the two seniors be the second ones, the third one is better, and I will be the fourth one." But Sima Qingzhou said in his heart: This is low-key enough.

"Okay, just follow Qingzhou's words. Xue Hu saw that you are braver, so you will be the second child, Longyang, the third child and the fourth child in Qingzhou. You will all listen to my boss in the future, do you understand?" Gu Qiu said.

Xue Hu nodded immediately and said, "Boss, let me listen to you in the future. That, can I be the third child and Long Yang be the second child?"

Gu Qiu immediately glared at Xue Hu and said, "Why, don't you listen to what I, the boss said?!"

"Yes, yes, my dick. The dick, the dick, the dick," Xue Hu called out a few times, looking pitiful. Anyone who has the title of the dick sounds unhappy. This made Long Yang, who was standing on the side, secretly glad that his timidity was also a good thing.

In this way, the ranking of the 0821 dormitory for boys' apartment No. 1 was absurdly determined. This is probably the most ridiculous determination of the dormitory ranking in Ota's history. Two third-grade students were actually suppressed by a first-grade student. It is really about to create Ota's history.

Some people in later generations said this: In ancient times, I asked for help from Ota created history.

"Boss, I forgot to tell you something?" Xue Hu said as if he had remembered something.

"What's the matter? Let me tell you." Gu Qiu said in a calm tone.

"When we came up just now, we met two beauties. We asked us to pass the message to you and ask you to go out." Xue Hu said helplessly as he listened to the second child.

"Two beauties? Can't you? I didn't know a few people even when I came here. Do you know who they are?" Gu Qiu said in confusion.

"One is Tang Xiaoya, the other is Yang Junlian." Xue Hu replied.

"I know Tang Xiaoya, but Yang Junlian?" Gu Qiu thought for a while and said in surprise: "Is it Junjun,,," Gu Qiu jumped out of the bed, put on his shoes in a mess, ran out of the dormitory and ran downstairs.

After Gu Qiu left, Xue Hu collapsed on the bed tiredly. Negotiating with Gu Qiu was more tired than staying up late and working all night. However, Long Yang walked to Xue Hu and said, "Second brother,,,"

"Don't call me second brother, otherwise I will be anxious with you!" Xue Hu roared at Long Yang.

But Long Yang's eyes flashed but he didn't care at all that Xue Hu yelled at him, but continued: "Second brother, haven't you heard it? The boss just said 'Junjun', and there is news again."

Xue Hu suddenly got up from the bed, patted Long Yang on the shoulder, and said, "Third brother, you are so talented, let's go!" As he said that, the two of them grabbed the door and "escape".

Sima Qingzhou looked at the two of them blankly and muttered: "It's all weird people, I'd better take a lunch break." So he went to bed.

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