Chapter 941 The little devil's prank
"By the way, Mr. Song, are my paintings okay?"
Thinking of the castle and cliffs that were almost blown up, Fang Yi asked with some concern. Those paintings are national treasures, and calligraphy and paintings are most afraid of fire, because the underground temperature rises a little, and those paintings will probably be damaged.
"It's okay, the underground base has nothing to do."
Song Tianyu shook his head and said, "Charles keeps his word. Your calligraphy and paintings have been brought back to China by Wei Mingcheng. By the way, we have suffered such a huge loss this time, how can we not order anything?"
When Wei Mingcheng returned to China, Fang Yi had not yet come out of the secret realm. Taking advantage of the reason why he sent people to support and Fang Yi's disappearance, Song Tianyu slaughtered the Windsor family and asked for many cultural relics from the Chinese underground bases.
However, the Windsor family played a role in collecting these cultural relics and had no practical value. They could use these objects to exchange for the support of the Chinese evolvers. They believed that this was what they needed and they also took some advantage.
"That's good, Brother No. 1, do you have water? Give me a saliva."
When Fang Yi heard Song Tianyu's words, he felt relieved and felt a little thirsty. He didn't have a lot of demand for food now, but he still had to drink water. When he was in that secret realm, Fang Yi was prepared for it, but he didn't drink a drop of water.
"Fang Yi, you have been in the secret realm these days, but there is nothing good to eat, right?"
Zhang Yi smiled and took out a plastic bag and said, "This is the food brought by Brother Duan and the others from China, including instant noodles and ham sausages. My grandma's. I was so hungry that I was either a bread salad or a steak. The foreigners were either a bread salad or a steak, but they faded out of my mouth."
"Instant noodles? Still eating instant noodles?" Seeing the instant noodles Zhang Yi took out, Fang Yi couldn't help but smile bitterly, "Brother 1, if you and Brother Wei weren't hiding in the room to eat instant noodles, we wouldn't have been unable to escape."
"There's no way, I can't eat foreign food, just this one."
Zhang Yi said with a bitter face: "Originally, Galdan brought a few bottles of good wine, but I don't know why I lost it. There have been some troubles in this camp these days. Those who don't know thought it was done by people from the Darkers Alliance."
"What's wrong with it?"
Fang Yi was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and looked at Zhang Yi with some confusion. If the people from the Dark Alliance had the ability to steal things from this heavily guarded base, wouldn’t the people of the Windsor family and these evolvers even have to be on guard against sleeping?
"A lot of things have been lost in the camp these two days." Zhang Yi said: "We are pretty good here, but we just lost a few bottles of wine, so Charles's side is funny."
"Why is it funny?" Fang Yi asked.
"Last night, Charles lost a bottle of wine in his room, but I don't know what happened. After losing the bottle of wine for ten minutes, Charles's room was thrown into feces. I don't know who did it, which made Charles go crazy."
Speaking of which, Charles is unlucky. He took a bottle of American jin ale from the wine cellar at the underground base yesterday. He originally wanted to entertain evolvers from the United States. This wine has a very high degree. Ordinary jin ale has an alcohol content of more than 90%, while his treasured jin ale reached 97%.
But what Charles didn't expect was that not long after he took it out, the bottle of wine placed on the coffee table disappeared. Charles didn't care at the time. After a while, when he was about to pick up a few more bottles, as soon as the door opened, an unknown object wrapped in a plastic bag hit him head-on.
As an evolutionist, Charles' reaction was extremely quick. When he thought he was attacked, Charles suddenly took a step back, and then kicked his right leg directly on the ball of unknown plastic bag.
However, it was precisely because Charles reacted too quickly that he was destined to have a tragic end. After the sharp kick broke the plastic bag, a ball of hot feces splashed everywhere. Although it failed to pour Charles' head and face, he was also stained with a lot of it.
Charles, who was already a little obsessed with cleanliness, was not affected by such a thing. He closed the door yesterday and washed in the bathroom until midnight. When he showed up this morning, a layer of skin seemed to have been rubbed off his face.
And Zhang Yi also heard that Charles felt a stinking smell on his body today. After showing up early, he soaked himself in the bathtub. He didn't know when he could rinse himself clean.
"Why is this a bit like a prank?" Fang Yi asked when he heard Zhang Yi's words: "Charles didn't even see who threw feces at him, did he?"
"I didn't see it." Zhang Yi shook his head and said with a smile: "Charles said he only saw a small shadow, like a cat, but unless the cat becomes a sperm, how could he throw things into people?"
"A cat? Charles said it was an animal?"
Fang Yi's eyes suddenly widened. Peng Bin said just now that the little devil came to find him. It turned out that it had already caused a lot of trouble here. Fang Yi was sure that whether it was throwing wine or Charles's feces, it was 100% good things done by the little devil.
"How could it be an animal? Charles was dazzled." Zhang Yi said disapprovingly.
"I'm afraid it's just an animal." Fang Yi waved his hand with a wry smile, looked at Song Tianyu, and said, "Old Song, can we enter and exit this military camp freely?"
"Of course, we are guests invited by the Windsor family, not prisoners. If you put this on, they will know that they are their own people."
Song Tianyu nodded, handed Fang Yi a sign with a pin on his back, and said, "But you have to be careful. There have been many skirmishes with the Darker Alliance these days."
"What is this?" Fang Yi took the sign and asked.
"It is an electronic product made by the Windsor family. Wear it on your body to distinguish the enemy and me. And when you enter and exit the camp, no one will check you when you wear this thing." Song Tianyu said: "Where are you going? Do you want me to accompany you? The old man is still a little face in this camp."
During the last missile attack, almost all the people in the castle were wiped out. In addition to those who fled into the secret realm, Song Tianyu was alone, so now the evolvers from various countries also looked up to him.
"No, I'll be back after going out." Fang Yi shook his head.
"Fang, Fang Yi, I have something to do with you." Song Tianyu hesitated for a moment and said Qiqi Aiai.
"Hmm? Mr. Song, what's the matter?" Fang Yi saw that Song Tianyu didn't want to talk to everyone in the living room, and said immediately: "Mr. Song, I'm going to have something to come to you, otherwise let's talk inside?"
"Okay, okay, go inside and talk." Song Tianyu nodded repeatedly and took Fang Yi to his room.
"Old Song, is it a matter of the spirit stone?"
After watching Song Tianyu close the door, Fang Yi couldn't help laughing. The only thing that could make Song Tianyu so nervous was the only thing that could make him so nervous. It was probably because he disappeared in the secret realm this time, but he scared Song Tianyu very much.
"That's right, Fang Yi, I...I want to break through ahead of time." Song Tianyu nodded, his eyes full of firmness.
"Breakthrough ahead of time? Mr. Song, are you ready?" Fang Yi was shocked by Song Tianyu's words. You know, there are only two results for Song Tianyu's breakthrough, either success or failure, and the consequences of failure mean death.
"It's ready!"
Song Tianyu gritted his teeth and said, "Anyway, I will die sooner or later. Even if I go back to make a breakthrough, if I fail, I will live for a while, which means little to me. It would be better to break through here."
After seeing the missile explosion a few days ago, Song Tianyu was very touched. In the face of the supernatural power, he felt his insignificance and helplessness. At the same time, Song Tianyu also shouted unwillingly. The external oppression made him increasingly want to become stronger.
So after seeing Fang Yi, Song Tianyu immediately had the idea of breaking through. This strong idea made Song Tianyu not willing to wait any longer. Moreover, he was afraid that if Fang Yi had something wrong again, the matter of breaking through would be indefinitely far away.
"It's here?" Fang Yi saw Song Tianyu's determination and did not persuade him again.
"Yeah, it's here."
Song Tianyu nodded. There was still one day before the Darkers League launched an attack. Moreover, even if the Darkers League launched an attack, the target was not this military camp. Under the escort of various modern weapons, this place is the safest place at present.
"Fang Yi, I need you to help me protect the Dharma." Song Tianyu made another request, not that he could not trust those partners outside, but it was of great importance. Only Fang Yi, who was already in the innate realm, would not pose any threat to Song Tianyu.
"Okay, but Mr. Song, you have to wait for a while and wait for me to come back." Fang Yi said. He still wanted to find the little devil back first. This little thing stayed outside for a longer time, and I don't know what else would cause.
"Then, I'll go with you." Song Tianyu was really afraid that Fang Yi would disappear again, and he was also afraid that the courage he had finally plucked up would be released during this period.
"Okay, go with me." Fang Yi smiled bitterly and shook his head. To be honest, after activating the Juntian Cauldron, the spirit stone became more and more important to Fang Yi. Fang Yi was a little worried about throwing a spirit stone to Song Tianyu.
"Zhang Yi, Fang Yi and I will go out for a while. You and Lao Duan are responsible here." Walking outside, Song Tianyu, Zhang Yi and others explained.
"Old Song, it's really safe to choose this place to break through."
Walking inside the military camp, Fang Yi sensed several places, and all of them were terrifying. Fang Yi believed that if those weapons attacked him, even if they could avoid them, they would be injured.
"With you protector, you are safe everywhere." Song Tianyu slapped Fang Yi's flattery with an old face.
"Where are we going?" After walking out of the military camp, Song Tianyu looked at Fang Yi walking straight to a mountain not far away, and asked strangely.
"I don't know, go there first." Fang Yi shook his head. He didn't know where the little devil was hiding now, but the little devil has always liked to stay in the jungle. If he steals good wine, he will most likely hide in the mountain.
Fang Yi felt a little strange now. With the perception and smell of the little devil, he should have discovered himself a long time ago. Fang Yi didn't know why he didn't run to the military camp to find him, because he was afraid that something would happen to the little devil, which was also the reason why Fang Yi insisted on coming out.
The mountain behind the military camp was not very high, only two or three hundred meters away. There was a radar station and a military station on the mountain. After crossing the mountain, Fang Yi suddenly moved his heart and felt the breath of the little devil.
"Here!" Fang Yi suddenly accelerated his pace. After climbing over two hills one after another, Fang Yi heard the little devil's chirping sound in a dense forest.
"Fang Yi, what, what's wrong?" Following Fang Yi, although Song Tianyu was a warrior, this section of mountain road still made him run out of breath.
"Old Song, stay here, I'll go down and take a look." Fang Yi heard the little devil's screams very fiercely. Often, the little guy would make such a sound only when he was angry. I guess he had met some opponent in the forest.
When he expanded his body, Fang Yi's figure disappeared into the dense forest like lightning. His actions made Song Tianyu's eyelids twitch. Only then did Song Tianyu realize that Fang Yi had not used all his strength just now.
"Wuliang Tianzun, why did he face this guy?" After a few breaths, Fang Yi rushed to the dense forest of the valley at the foot of the mountain. At the same time, he also saw the little devil confronting a leopard with a dark body.
Fang Yi had seen this leopard in the castle. This was the Dark Night Leopard raised by the Windsor family. However, Fang Yi did not expect that the little devil would fight with it. Judging from the several deep bone-visible blood marks that appeared on the smooth fur of the Dark Night Leopard, the little devil should have the upper hand.
"Jiji!" Seeing Fang Yi coming, the little devil shouted excitedly, and at the same time, he sent a feeling of joy into Fang Yi's mind.
"What's going on? Why did you fight with it?"
Fang Yi looked at the little devil with laughter and tears. The little devil was soaked with Charles' feces, but this Dark Night Leopard is a treasure of the Windsor family. If it was slaughtered by the little devil, the Windsor family would definitely not give up.
"Fight, beat it!" The little devil passed a spiritual sense to Fang Yi. This dark night leopard was a very few spiritual animals it had seen, and its strength was only a little weaker than itself, so the little devil had the idea of subdue it.
"Okay, you guys, I'll watch." Fang Yi slowly retreated, and he also wanted to see how powerful this dark night leopard was.
"Woooooo!"
The mouth let out a low roar, and the Night Leopard seemed to understand Fang Yi's words. After glanced at Fang Yi for a moment, he looked at the little devil again. To be honest, the Night Leopard was also very depressed at this time. He had never met an opponent in the jungle, but was actually abused by such a small person.
Even if Fang Yi came, his dignity as a king made Dark Night Leopard not have the idea of escaping. After a low growl, Dark Night Leopard's body rushed towards the little devil like lightning, and his two front paws grabbed the little devil hard.
However, although the Dark Night Leopard is famous for its speed, its speed is a bit insufficient in front of the little demon king who is unknown. Just when the Dark Night Leopard's claws came to the little demon king, the little demon king suddenly disappeared and instantly appeared on the head of the Dark Night Leopard.
He slapped it with one claw. I don’t know how much strength the little devil had used. The dark night leopard, whose body was in mid-air, was immediately shot to the ground, and his head hit the ground covered with fallen leaves, making a vague "whimper" sound from his mouth.
The little devil was teasing the Dark Night Leopard just now, and he didn't give his all. Now that Fang Yi is here, the little devil also wants to fight quickly. Although his claws did not stretch out his claws, they weighed a thousand pounds, and it made the Dark Night Leopard dizzy.
If Song Tianyu followed him down, he would definitely be stunned. Such a large leopard was actually pressed to the ground by a little guy with a squirrel-shaped face.
"Are you convinced?"
The little devil kept transmitting this spiritual sense into the mind of Dark Night Leopard. The sound transmission of the magic consciousness of the little devil was not a language, but it could make the Dark Night Leopard, who was also an animal, understand it. After the initial stunnedness, Dark Night Leopard struggled desperately again.
But compared with the little devil who has received ancient heritage, even though the Dark Night Leopard has amazing talent, it is still much worse. After being slapped by the little devil several times one after another, it gradually began to become honest.
"Woooooo!"
After a while, Dark Night Leopard finally gave up his struggling head and made a whimpering sound. Even Fang Yi next to him could hear that Dark Night Leopard was giving in and begging for mercy.
"Zhizhi, isn't it powerful? Am I powerful?!" After the Dark Night Leopard surrendered, the little devil screamed, jumped onto Fang Yi's shoulder, and a spiritual sense passed over.
"Awesome, of course you are awesome."
Fang Yi laughed loudly and kept stroking the little devil's fur that looked like silk with his hands. After a few months, the little guy's body grew a little bigger, but at best it was the size of a fat cat, which was incomparable to the dark night leopard on the ground with his head buried in the leaves.
"Tell me, what good things have you done recently?" Fang Yi held back his smile and said, "It's okay to steal wine, why do you spill feces on others? You don't think it smells bad?"
"Zhizhi!" Hearing Fang Yi's words, the little devil king passed by a divine sense, "Wine is so strong, drunk, he deliberately took revenge!"
The communication between the little devil and Fang Yi using his spiritual consciousness is still not comparable to that of language communication. After several spiritual consciousnesses passed one after another, Fang Yi understood what was going on.
It turned out that the little devil found that there were a lot of good wine in the military camp without finding Fang Yi, so he became addicted to alcohol and stole a few bottles of wine. The lost white wine Song Tianyu and the others were stolen by the little devil.
As his cultivation level improved, the little devil's alcohol capacity now increased, and he couldn't get drunk with a pound of wine at all. He only drank the wine stolen from Song Tianyu for two days. So the little devil ran to the military camp again and happened to meet Charles who took out the bottle of golden ale from the wine cellar.
However, after pouring the bottle of golden ale in one breath, the little devil actually felt like he was drunk, which hurt his self-esteem. He thought that Charles had drugged the wine, so he ran to the public toilets of the soldiers in the military camp, and used plastic bags to take revenge on Charles.
Chapter completed!