Chapter 9 Earth Cannon Battle (1)
"Hehe, Brother Yi is more particular. I haven't drunk this monkey wine for some years, even the wine foundation is OK..."
Smelling the long-lost Monkey Wine, Sanpao's eyes lit up. He snatched the wine gourd, opened the bad wine he bought and poured it in. After finishing, he wandered around for a few times before he took a sip in his mouth. However, Sanpao knew that the alcohol had too much energy, so he didn't dare to drink too much.
"Damn it, I'm so disgusting, are you sick? Do you want us to drink your saliva?"
Seeing Sanpao directly drank to Hulu's mouth, the fat man couldn't help but get furious. He grabbed the gourd from Sanpao's hand and took a sip into his mouth. Speaking of which, when they were a few kids, they could eat a lollipop with three people. The fat man didn't care about Sanpao just drank a sip of wine in Hulu's mouth.
"You two, what should I say..." Fang Yi looked speechless, but he brewed the Houer Wine. In recent years, he drank more than Sanpao and Fatty, so he looked down on the wine base and did not compete with the two of them.
"Hmm? Sanpao, where are the fish you fried?" Fang Yi shook his head and picked up the chopsticks and was about to pick up the dishes. He was suddenly stunned because there were chicken and duck meat on this table, but there was no fish dish.
You should know that Fang Yi grew up in the mountains and would catch some small animals if he had nothing to do, so he was not very interested in wild game, but he just liked to eat fish, but there were no fish in the mountains, so every time he ate the fish he ate was taken up the mountain by Fatty and Sanpao.
"Hmm? Peng Sanjun, I said you kid is not particular..."
After hearing Fang Yi's words, the fat man also found that there was no fish on the table. He immediately became angry and pointed at Sanpao and said, "You kid clearly know that Brother Yi likes to eat fish, so he doesn't serve this dish, right? If you can't afford it, you can fry it..."
"I really can't afford it anymore, I want to fry fish..."
Sanpao smiled bitterly when he heard this. He spent a lot of money on dating during this period. He bought Fang Yi in the city for two or three hundred yuan, and even spent all the retirement allowances. The dishes on the table were brought from his parents' home.
Originally, Sanpao planned to go to the reservoir at the foot of the mountain to fry some fish, but he didn't expect that the police station in the town had set up a police station next to the reservoir. A policeman in police uniform stayed there with two joint defense team members all day long. No matter how brave Sanpao was, he would not dare to throw the finished **.
"Don't say I really forgot about this..."
When Sanpao heard that there was an additional police spot next to the reservoir, the fat man was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Recently, the water used for the renovation of the new city was all led by our reservoir. In order to prevent anyone from damaging it, a police spot was built..."
The reservoir in Weijia Village is surrounded by mountains on three sides and covers a large area. It has always been used as a reserve reservoir in Jinling City. Therefore, after the renovation of the new city, this reservoir, which has been built for more than 30 years, was naturally opened.
As the saying goes, relying on the mountains to eat, people in Weijia Village used to go up the mountains to pick some mountain goods, but in addition to picking some mountain goods, they also often went to the reservoir for fishing, but now the reservoir is no longer allowed to go down the net. Of course, these local residents sometimes go fishing, but the people guarding the reservoir turn a blind eye and don’t care too much.
"Since that's the case, forget it, it's nothing to eat less..." Fang Yi heard someone guarding the reservoir and said immediately: "Don't we go down the mountain right away? When we make money from work, I'll treat you to eat..."
"How can that be done? Of course I'll invite you..." Sanpao felt that he had lost face in front of the two kids. His face turned red and said hatefully: "If you don't do it sooner or later, you have to wait until I come before setting up a police station..."
"Actually, it's not impossible to explode..."
The fat man touched his chin, and a sly smile appeared on his seemingly honest fat face, and he said, "Today is Saturday. The police and joint defense teams in the town must have gone home. Let's touch and throw two cannons, then catch the fish and run away. There should be no problem..."
"Fatty, are you sure they're back?"
After hearing the fat man's words, Sanpao's eyes lit up. They were all children who grew up in the countryside. Although they had been a soldier outside for several years, their legal awareness was not very strong. They had fried fish since childhood. As long as they were not caught, they had never seen the police arrested any family?
"I must be back. Do you think those guys are still on the mountain on the weekend?"
The fat man nodded vigorously. He knew that although the police stationed in the town were from the town, the two joint defense teams were from the village. When he brought Fang Yi back just now, the fat man saw one of them coming home with a bottle of wine.
"Okay, let's do it..." Sanpao said excitedly.
"You kid's ability is only a shot. I think you're called Sanpao in vain, hahaha..." The fat man smiled maliciously.
"What's the relationship between his name Sanpao and Gan Yipao?" Fang Yi asked in confusion.
"Don't worry about fat guys, he's playing hooligan..."
Sanpao understood the fat man's words and said unhappily: "Three Pao is just three Pao. Anyway, my brothers and I have no chance to come back to fry fish again, but I only made two of that thing, and I have to make another one..."
"That's not easy. There's so much explosives in your house. Let's do another one..." The fat man laughed and did not explain to Fang Yi the difference between one shot and three shots.
"For no reason..." Seeing the two people smiling so much, Fang Yi knew that it was not a good thing, and said angrily: "You want to do it, right? Then hurry up and do it. I just heard from you that I have never seen it before..."
Fang Yi grew up on the mountain. Although he had read several books related to law, compared to Fatty and Sanpao, he was even more ignorant of the law. He had no idea that he would do ** privately.
"Then let you see it. By the way, we are not called bombs, they are all called earth firecrackers..." Sanpao said, "You two eat first, I'll prepare the things..."
"Hurry up, let's keep some stomach to eat fish..." After hearing what Sanpao said, Fang Yi and Fatty felt hungry, so they picked up the chopsticks and started eating.
"I have a bottle left. I have to exchange the extra beer bottles at home for the convenience store..." A few minutes later, Sanpao walked out of the inner room with a plastic bag, looked around, picked up the bottle of bad wine on the table and walked into the yard, poured out all the wine inside.
"Actually, it's very simple to do this..."
Seeing Fang Yi's eyes looking at him without blinking, Sanpao returned to the room and laughed proudly and said, "If there is an alarm clock, I can even make regular firecrackers. My buddy has not been in vain in the army for the past few years..."
Sanpao is really not bragging. He is an engineer. In addition, he has been dealing with gunpowder since he was a child and is extremely obsessed with bombs. When the troops had a mission to dig a mountain and dig holes, the explosives on the Sanpao's hands had never happened to the squint.
So if Sanpao hadn't insisted on retiring from the army, the leader of his army would have been ready to turn him into a technical non-commissioned officer, and Sanpao relied on this skill of playing explosives.
"Stop blowing, make up the things quickly. It's not too late now. If you wait in the middle of the night to blow it up, you might be discovered..."
The fat man caught a peanut and smashed it over. He couldn't stand Sanpao's excitement. He was kicked out of the army by the political commissar, and the boy Sanpao took the initiative to ask for retirement, which was a big blow to people.
"Isn't it easy to make this thing?" Sanpao curled his lips, brought the bowl in front of him aside, and placed the plastic bag and wine bottle in his hand on the table.
Sanpao looked around and found a colander pouring oil from the cabinet in the house and inserted it into the mouth of the bottle. Then he grabbed a handful of black powder with a scent of sulfur from the plastic bag and poured it into the bottle through the colander.
Sanpao is familiar with the habit of gunpowder, but when Fang Yi talks with the fat man, some ignorant people are fearless. They do not know that Sanpao is used to blow rocks, and is not very stable. If you are not careful, you will be detonated.
After about one-third of the gunpowder was poured into the bottle, Sanpao took out an object the size of a little finger from his pocket. The thing was covered with a layer of yellow paper, half solid and half hollow.
Sanpao took out a pair of scissors, cut a ball of rope as thick as a thumb for about thirty centimeters, and then stuffed one end of the rope into the hollow of the yellow tube. After it could not be plugged, the yellow tube was placed in the bottle with the rope.
"The tube is **, the rope is the fuse. This fuse will not be extinguished when encountering water, and it will not burn too quickly..." Seeing Fang Yi looking puzzled next to him, the fat man took charge of explaining. How many households in Weijia Village have never fried fish? The fat man's village elder father has done this a lot.
"Hehe, fat man, didn't your gunpowder be bought from our house?"
Hearing the fat man's words, Sanpao laughed, but his movements were not slow at all. After stuffing them in, he quickly put the remaining gunpowder into the bottle, then found three chopsticks to compact the gunpowder.
After doing this, Sanpao received some water and ran to the yard to make a ball of mud. He sealed the mouth of the bottle with the mud. Only a fuse about ten centimeters long was left outside, and a large earth firecracker was made.
"This thing is very powerful, right?" Fang Yi felt a little dangerous when he looked at the bottle in Sanpao's hand.
"Of course it's powerful. The explosives used to open the mountain are not even this small half..." Sanpao nodded proudly and said, "We fried fish and opened the mountain. These explosives only shocked the fish to death or faint, so we need to install more."
"Okay, the things are done, let's go now..." In recent years, reservoir management has been relatively strict, and fish frying is getting less and less. The fat man hasn't done this for a while, so he is very active in monetization.
"You two won't eat anything anymore?" Sanpao didn't care. He reached out and picked up a green bag behind the door, containing two already made local firecrackers.
"I just ate half full..." Fang Yi was also a little excited now. Since he was a child, he heard the two of them say how fried fish is fun, and he also wanted to see how it is played.
"Okay, no one in the village is sleeping now, so the noise won't be too loud..." Sanpao glanced at the clock on the wall. It was just past seven o'clock. At this moment, the villagers were either watching TV or drinking or playing cards. No one would notice the reservoir.
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Chapter completed!