Chapter 121 Make her faint
Chapter 121 Makes her faint
Chen Yi and Liu Xinyu ignored Lin Yuan.
The two of them thought about their own things and their expressions were solemn.
Liu Xinyu's channels made Chen Yi a little moved.
If you think about it carefully, the Chen family is an open and upright family after all, with strong official power, while the power on the dark side is weak.
He did not believe that there were really two worlds in the world, dark and light, but the Chen family's contact ability was limited in the grayscale area outside the world.
Chen Yi made a quick and bold decision and said: "If you just ask Zhu Guangliang to come forward, you can. But I want a detailed information about the inspector. Well, there is still more than an hour before get out of class. If you get it before, it must be detailed information. I believe you have it. Otherwise, the agreement will be invalid."
In less than 90 minutes, it is basically impossible to produce a comprehensive fake identity certificate, otherwise it will not stand the test and scrutiny. Even if it is partially fake, there should be some real content.
Chen Yi wanted to learn some information about the organization and the inspector based on this to avoid getting caught.
Liu Xinyu hesitated slightly and agreed.
She took advantage of the students' constant laughter and left through the back door of the classroom.
Although Professor Qiu saw it, he was helpless.
Could it be that he would hold the bird of good news to stop her?
He had no choice but to cough, clap his hands, and shout, "Be careful, continue to class."
Chen Yi turned his head to the right at this time and smiled, "I didn't expect the class to be so interesting."
"Then come more." Lin Yuan said angrily, and she was also smiling and panting just now.
Chen Yi smiled and turned his head to look forward.
Lin Yuan looked at him, her lips moved for a moment and didn't say anything. In her eyes, Chen Yi was obviously a restless student, the kind of student who always caused countless problems in middle school. However, in college, such children are the most popular. You can tell by listening to the discussions in the girls' dormitory every night. All the advantages and disadvantages can be hidden under the handsome appearance. Some bold girls even publicly linked the Chen family and Chen Yi, discussing how rich the Chen group is and how much money Chen Yi can get in the future...
Lin Yuan has no idea about units worth billions and tens of billions. She only earned more than 1,000 yuan for two months of working and studying.
Facing a boy like Chen Yi, she has no good feelings or bad feelings, but she subconsciously stays away from her.
"Maybe, this is what they are talking about as a rich child." Lin Yuan thought of the counselor's hurrying actions just now, and refused to ask Chen Yi.
Chen Yi was still drawing circles on the draft paper.
His hand was clicked on the dark head, revealing the happy expression of the shepherd preparing to slaughter the sheep for the New Year.
Cai Huaqing?
This is a fool who is unpretentious. Although he is a little stupid, he is still consistent in his appearance and is not worth wasting one tenth of the bottle of cursed ink.
"Let's take Ren Yuan."
Chen Yi has chosen a new object to be mischievous.
If Cai Huaqing knew that he had lost the election because of this, he might have rushed up and fought desperately.
Chen Yi gently opened the cover of the cursed ink and gently dipped the pen.
The curse energy contained in the ink is not distributed evenly in the ink of matter, but is distributed according to each use. Therefore, even if you waste some outside, you can still use 10 curses - in order to achieve this goal, the mages have improved this for thousands of years.
Chen Yi was very happy to decide on the way to play the prank.
When I was in middle school, although there were no good things like magic, the students led by him could still use various high-tech and local methods to rage on campus.
Prank is a kind of interest and hobby, a way to express and express happiness. Ren Yuan’s method of doing things under the guidance of ambition, and behaviors that he hates or does not hate are worthy of the influence of pranks.
The small circles worth hundreds of gold coins are round, thick and black. In a bunch of small black circles, they are like small dds among a group of black people, and they cannot be seen at all.
Chen Yi fantasized about having the magic power of a wizard and cursed: "Let Ren Yuan start farting, it's smelly and loud fart."
After saying that, the sound of firecrackers like "sheep" came from the lower right.
That is not the first gas that was forced out after Ren Yuan's intestine was beaten.
Then, the more vibrant rhythm and blue farts began to be heard, "bang bang" and "pup puff". They were super gases in the vast intestinal space.
Ren Yuan's face was even redder than his zodiac year's red underwear. The masses around him, even the strongest best friend, could not resist the stench of moving corpses, and covered their noses and fled.
The farts stopped a little.
Chen Yi couldn't help but frown and thought: Only with a force of 1 kilogram can you rub so little gas out?
Suddenly, Ren Yuan stood up and ran outward.
His face seemed to be redder.
Ren Yuan was using his strong sphincter to resist the power of the curse tenaciously.
The force of 1 kilogram is rubbed from top to bottom along the intestines, and it is still quite pressured.
Ren Yuan was able to resist for a while, but it was impossible for him to always maintain his resistance.
He even felt something strange and even more unpleasant. Student Ren, who was frozen on the spot, ignored everything else and turned over and ran away.
The door of the large classroom opened, and Ren Yuan rushed out, and a "bang" sound like thunder shocked the entire building.
Ren Yuan was stunned.
The students were also stunned.
Chen Yi blushed and didn't want to be the first to laugh.
"Pai Pa"
"Bang bang"
Ren Yuan, who had completely given up, covered his face and carried a bunch of farts with him.
Cai Huaqing was the first to laugh. It was so happy to see the famous children of aristocratic families in the grade who fell to this state.
Chen Yi finally laughed out loud.
"So what's wrong?" Liu Xinyu came to him again, covered his nose with his hands, and said, "It smells so smelly."
"Turbid air." Chen Yi smiled with vigilance.
He was very sure that Liu Xinyu was not as strong as himself, but he sneaked to him quietly again and again. What was the principle that not only made him unable to understand, but also a cool air continued to rise.
It's definitely not magic.
It's definitely not a fight.
Could it be that purely skill can achieve this level?
Liu Xinyu narrowed his eyes, placed a folder and a pair of big breasts on the desktop, and said, "What are you thinking?"
Chen Yi smiled bitterly and shook his head, and opened the document.
The inspector is called "Song Yuan". From the photo, he looks like an old farmer in his sixties or seventies. But a series of glorious or unlucky resumes show that he has no relationship with the Yellow Land. A young man from Hong Kong has participated in the vigorous smuggling and stolen goods. After more than ten years of traveling in Singapore and Indonesia, he went to work in Israel's highly socialist collective farm, and thus transformed his thoughts. He joined the organization and then relied on his ability to use four languages fluently and flew in Asian countries to support him. Finally, he became an inspector of the "Human Development Research Association" five years ago and entered the core.
At the back of the document, most of the descriptions of specific events were covered up by black pens. Chen Yi simply asked directly: "How many years has your organization been in history?"
"More than 300 years." Liu Xinyu rarely showed a pious expression and said: "Human development is urgent. The milk we drink now is produced by the British in 200 years of high-yield cows. The pork we eat is cultivated by humans for thousands of years. The corn and potatoes we eat are also selected and bred from generation to generation. If humans do not keep up with the times, they will eventually be eliminated by the times. Even dinosaurs can be extinct. What qualifications do humans have to lie comfortably on the credit book?"
Her tone was excited, but Chen Yi was not affected at all. He said calmly: "Our agreement is valid, I will call Zhu Guangliang."
"You must urge Zhu Guangliang and not mention me." Liu Xinyu made a new request.
"Um."
"If possible, please inform him of the action time."
Chen Yi was immediately unhappy and said, "I knew. I knew you would be more and more arrogant."
He closed the document without hesitation and said, "The agreement is cancelled, you get out."
Liu Xinyu said with sharp eyes: "Chen Yi, you have overreacted."
"No, it is your upcoming step by step request that has forced me to react like this." Chen Yiding couldn't see the cowardice of the student and said, "You asked me to urge Zhu Guangliang to be a small request; then you asked me to tell me the time of the operation. What's next? You will ask me to ask Song Yuan's actions and another small request; then you will ask me to ask me to get involved in Zhu Guangliang's arrest operation or a small request; and then? Is it possible to use the police or some other force? Maybe you will continue to ask me to take you in and see Song Yuan, or can you get him out and hand him over to you?"
Chen Yi stared at her and said, "When is it that overreacts? Step 1? Step 2? Step 3? Take your big breasts on the table and get out of here."
The unceremonious words and the voices grew louder, which not only surprised Liu Xinyu, but also made Lin Yuan behind him hear some of them.
She only heard the second half and couldn't help but say, "Chen Yi, why are you talking to Teacher Liu?"
"Lin Yuan, it's okay." Liu Xinyu said first.
Chen Yi smiled and nodded his mouth, leaned back, and said, "Teacher Liu, I won't send it."
"Since that's the case, I have to send your information layer by layer. At that time, maybe the inspectors will care more about you."
"Then you can't see it."
"The bench press is 170 kg, 5 consecutive times; the vertical bounce is 5 seconds; the speed of 50 meters is within 5 seconds; the IQ is above 165; the nerve reaction time is between 0 and 0 seconds..." Liu Xinyu said clearly: "Look at your body, 1.8 meters tall, and weigh less than 90 kg? But your strength is similar to the tackle of 130 kg in the Rugby League. You jump higher than the guards in the basketball player, and your speed is better than the track and field athletes in the Golden League. The IQ is within 2% of Mensa. The nerve reaction is still in the level of the Major League Baseball. I guess you have performed some practices, but... do you think it is normal? What do you think will you think when you see this data?"
Chen Yi curled his lips, and there was murderous intent in his eyes.
Liu Xinyu said fearlessly: "Help me, I will help you. If the organization sends new people to replace me, you will definitely be arrested as a guinea pig."
"I grew up watching a dormitory." Chen Yi dipped his pen in ink and said, "Since Doraemon can be in empty baseball, no one will be dissected."
Liu Xinyu was so blocked by the sophistry that he had nothing to say, and stood up and said, "Whatever you want, I can do it as much as I find someone else."
Chen Yi finished drawing a circle gently and said in a voice that no one could hear: "Let Liu Xinyu faint."
Chapter completed!