Four hundred and thirtieth chapters in the face
After seeing his concubine come out, Li Longji stood up in person. He took the hand of the fat concubine and came to Cheng Yaojin, Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and other great monks, and said, "I recommend Yu Concubine, this is Cheng Yaojin, Your Highness, the two kings. Behind King Cheng are several great monks in the legend. The beloved concubine's wish may be fulfilled today."
When the emperor heard the strange people being the legendary immortal monks, the fat concubine immediately became interested. With the support of several palace maids, Gui Bugui gave a great gift to Wu Mian. Seeing Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and others was fine. Seeing that there was a big monkey of more than one person standing behind them, she was shocked at first. However, she thought that they were all immortals outside the world, perhaps this big monkey was the fairy pet they raised, and the mount was also possible. Then she continued to bow...
After standing up, he said, "I have heard of several living gods for a long time, but I didn't expect that I would have the chance to meet today. To be honest, when Yuhuan was waiting for his name, he also learned the art of alchemy for a few days under Master Guangxiao. Today I saw several great monks, and there were still some confusions in the art of alchemy, and I would like to ask some great monks for advice."
"The Empress is also a fellow disciple..." Gui Bugui stood up and returned the favor, and then continued, "But Empress, don't believe the rumors about us easily. We are just a few young monks, and we really don't dare to be a god. Moreover, the magic changes a lot, and we just spy on the path. If the Empress wants to practice magic, I recommend two great masters of the alchemy, Guangren, and Volcano. They have reached the realm of Great Perfection and can definitely answer questions and answer questions for the Empress."
Hearing Gui Bugui rejected him, the fat concubine frowned slightly. After looking at the emperor with some disappointment, she continued: "Don't be polite, great monk, Yuhuan is not trying to learn some great magic to change the world, but just want to practice some methods to keep her face. Yuhuan does not seek immortality, but only seeks not to grow old..."
When he heard the fat concubine wanted to practice the magic of Guanyan, Gui Bugui showed a strange expression on his face. Then the old guy sucked his teeth and continued, "Empress, look at my appearance, and you will know that Guanyan is not proficient in it. However, that monk Guangxiao has been around for several dynasties and is still in his prime. If the empress wants to learn Guanyan, she should find him."
The fat concubine could not learn the magic of Guanyan from Guangxiao. He heard about the deeds of these strange people in the emperor's mouth. He originally thought that these masters could answer questions and answer questions for him, but he was rejected by Gui Bugui. As for what the old guy said, "I am not proficient in Guanyan's art, I didn't believe it." A year ago, the big ghost in the palace was solved by them. Compared with such a great magic, Guanyan's art was simply unremarkable.
Seeing his beloved concubine's face showing displeasure, the emperor hurriedly smoothed out: "If you don't talk about this now, the monks have just returned to the capital and were invited by me. Today we are just drinking, and we will talk about it later in the rest. You can't sweep the wine of the monks."
At this time, An Lushan also left the seat with a smile, walked to the fat concubine who was twenty years younger than him, and knelt in front of her with a plop. Because he was too fat and heavy, the kneeling made the cups and plates tremble on the table next to him.
The governor of the Three Towns laughed and kowtowed to the fat concubine: "I have seen my mother, I wish her mother would be forever young and live long. This time my son was in a hurry to come to Beijing, and he did not prepare any valuable gifts, only one hundred Dongzhus to honor her mother. I also asked her mother not to blame her for being too shabby. Li Zhuer, why don't you tell me about my gift to your grandma?
While speaking, a 14- or 15-year-old servant walked out from behind An Lushan. He took out two exquisite brocade boxes from the package behind him and opened them in front of everyone. He saw that the two brocade boxes were full of thumb-sized east beads. Each of these east beads was a treasure of the past, not to mention that there were a hundred in the two boxes.
After seeing Dongzhu, the Fat Concubine's face calmed down a little. She picked up a brocade box, fiddled with Dongzhu inside, giggled, and said, "It's hard for my son to still think about it. Your Majesty, seeing that this child is so filial, you should also give more rewards."
"Isn't it natural for a son to be filial to his mother? Lushan I have great uses, and even if I give me a reward, I will not be in a hurry to do this." After that, the emperor announced the beginning of the banquet, and then he and Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and others began to eat and drink.
Because her request was not met, the fat concubine began to talk coldly to Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and others. She just joked with the emperor and An Lushan, but just reluctantly dealt with it and accompanied Li Longji to drink, and then ignored the people here, the demon.
Compared to the fat concubine, the half-demon Hu man An Lushan was very versatile. He coaxed the emperor and the concubine to laugh, but he often came to Wu Mian to toast him. Bai Wuqiu was in a relationship with him. Although Gui Bugui and Cheng Yaojin both said that this half-demon was not a good person, after two glasses of wine, Erlangzi ignored him and took off his shirt with An Lushan and danced on the table together.
Although An Lushan weighs more than 300 kilograms, he keeps dancing the Hu people and is constantly spinning around. No one can see that, he will believe that this will be a dance of a fat man with more than 300 kilograms. Seeing An Lushan constantly spinning around, Bai Wuqiu's alcohol is constantly turning somersaults on the table. Erlangzi is tall but very agile. The emperor and the imperial concubine are all slapped and applauded.
As the banquet was almost over, the emperor, concubine and An Lushan were all drunk. Li Longji and the fat concubine were helped back to the bedroom. An Lushan could no longer leave and was carried back to his Jiedu Pavilion. Only Cheng Yaojin, Wu Mian and Gui Bugui were all drunk. They all followed the same route back to the Cheng Palace.
On the way back, Bai Wuqiu, who was sweating heavily and sobered up, said to Gui Bugui: "Old guy, that big fat lady wants to learn the magic of maintaining her face, you can teach her. That little trick is nothing to you? Look at her, she almost turned her face after knowing that you don't want to teach her. Big fat girl is almost as good as donkey's face."
Gui Bugui smiled and said, "Silly boy, don't you say what she said? This imperial concubine once learned magic under Guangxiao's disciples. The art of maintaining beauty is indeed nothing, but Monk Guangxiao can give up such an opportunity to curry favor with the emperor. He must have something unspeakable. If he doesn't teach him, I won't be able to mess with this old man."
When he heard the old guy's words, Xiao Rensan remembered a past story. The little guy said angrily: "I'm immortal, are you worried that this fat lady will become the next little Wu Zhao? Tell me how their old Li family does something about the hen Sichen?"
"One Wu Zetian in the world is enough, and there is no second one." At this time, Wu Mian, who was on the side, suddenly said something. However, he was still an old problem. After saying the first half, he closed his mouth. The few people in the same car were waiting for the second half of his sentence, but Wu Mian turned his head aside, as if the words just now were not what he said.
Finally, Cheng Yaojin laughed and resolved the embarrassing atmosphere: "From Old Cheng, this Concubine Yang is only a beauty at most. Wu Zhao was in chaos that time, and finally she got a bargain. Such chaos will never be seen again."
While speaking, the carriage had already stopped at the door of King Cheng's mansion. Just as everyone got out of the carriage, the housekeeper of King Cheng's mansion trotted out from inside. After seeing the crowd, the demon said to his master: "Your Highness, that monk Guangxiao has been waiting in the mansion for a long time. He said he had something to ask to see you and several immortal chiefs..."
Chapter completed!