Chapter 332 Jokes and edicts
Cheng Yaojin blinked his eyes and looked at his old godfather with a smile and said, "Dad, what else can I do if I don't become King Lu? Besides being an official, I also do other things. When I was young, I sold private salt for a few days. Later, the official broke up the private salt stall and then came out to rebel. The next thing was to do is King Lu, General, and Governor..."
Cheng Yaojin reported his title and official positions one by one with his fingers, and finally grinned at Gui Bugui, saying, "Old Cheng, I only have these skills, selling private salt, rebel and becoming an official. I think your son is not old, but he is still a few years old. If you don't become King Lu, it's too late to learn any new skills."
"If you don't do King Lu, you can do that." Gui Bugui smiled and continued to say to his cheap son beside him: "Silly boy, you should say to your father and me. Those words are taboos for me. You are the demon king and you have no taboos..."
"I just knew that old man, you should use me to fight the thunder..." Bai Wuqiu glared at his 'bird father' and said to Cheng Yaojin who was like a mirror in his heart: "Silly brother, what our father meant is that you don't want to be King Lu, you can be the emperor. I just had to pass on these two sentences, for fear that Xu Fu would say that you control the country's destiny and that I would have to pass on the message. Old man, it was not your son who praised you, how much virtue you had accumulated in your previous life. That's why the demon king was your son."
"That sentence, I am just a joke to you. As for whom you will tell me, what does it have to do with me?" Gui Bugui smiled and looked at Cheng Yaojin, who was almost the same expression as him, and then continued, "I will tell you another joke. If a general in the capital now claims to the public, he will say that the empress dowager and the crown prince were driven away by the rebels and sent several letters to the royal commander to ask the governors of several states around him to rescue him.
Now that the late emperor has just died, the new king has not ascended the throne. Such a empress dowager who is not embarrassed and wants to issue an imperial edict to refute rumors is inappropriate. At that time, the governor who comes from all walks of life and generals arrive, will it be a hot kiln? The general who issued the post of serving the king should sit firmly in the capital and fight out when they are almost defeated. Cao Cao, who was learning from that time, used the emperor to command the princes. At that time, the emperor was in charge of strange goods, and there was no need to look at the expression of any relative of the foreigner."
When he talked about this, Gui Gui didn't pause for a moment, and then said to Wu Mian, who seemed to have not heard of it, "I didn't say that I would let the child Yao Jin go to study, but this child is originally a human being, and having this idea in his heart has nothing to do with me. Is that true?"
Wu Mian looked at the old guy with his eyelids. He ignored the old guy, but instead said to Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Rensan, two monsters: "You two give me a certificate. You guys can play with people's hearts and control the country's fortunes. This old guy does it himself. When Xu Fu gets ashore, he will chop him. Remember to pick yourself out. In the future, thunder, rain, etc. are far away from this old guy, so don't implicate yourself."
After Wu Mian finished speaking, Cheng Yaojin laughed with the two monsters. Old Cheng seemed to be unable to understand, and tears burst out from laughing, saying to his godfather: "The joke you told is really funny, but this is just a joke. It's not the Sui Dynasty. Who can eat enough for every family to rebel? Besides, there are no generals who are not afraid of trouble now?"
Listening to Cheng Yaojin ignoring his words, Gui Bugui didn't want to make a fuss, and he still smiled and said, "That's why I said it's a joke, then what, silly boy, ginseng, you two are also a certificate for me. It was just a joke just now. Whether it's funny or not, don't take it seriously."
After Gui Bugui finished speaking, Cheng Yaojin, the official who had been a coroner, ran in. After looking at Wu Mian, Gui Bugui's several people, he said to his own King Lu: "Your Highness, Zhang Dewang, who is guarding the city gate, sent someone to vent, and Empress Wu sent someone to the city. The route was to come to our mansion..."
"The news about Empress Wu is really well-versed. Her people have arrived just after the matter in the capital was finished." After laughing at Wu Mian, Gui Bugui, Cheng Yaojin ordered his family to prepare for the imperial edict. Although Zhang Dewang, who was guarding the city gate, did not say the imperial edict, Wu Meiniang sent someone in at this time, and there must be something to explain.
Just after the family of Cheng's mansion had just put the incense table, a eunuch with the empress dowager entered the Cheng's mansion surrounded by everyone. At the moment, the eunuch said that Cheng Yaojin received the order, but Old Cheng laughed and said, "The imperial edict? The late emperor is still in the palace, and the new lord has not ascended the throne yet. Daughter-in-law, is the imperial edict of the late emperor? Or the imperial edict of the other emperor, we must explain it clearly in advance."
"His Highness Lu doesn't know that King Ying has ascended the throne in the imperial village. From today on, he has changed his year name Hongdao..." The eunuch smiled and took down the imperial edict from the shelf held by the strong men behind him. Then he read to Cheng Yaojin: "Emperor Fengtian Chengyun, Zhao said: Since Emperor Taizu, Emperor Taizong and Emperor Gaozong, King Lu Cheng Yaojin has been a rare talent for public service since Emperor Taizu, Emperor Taizong and Emperor Gaozong. Now I ascend the throne and have been awarded the title of King Cheng Yaojin Donghai King. Cheng Yaojin is currently the King of King Lu and the King of Donghai King. I hope he will continue to devote himself to his work and be filial and loyal to me. Thinking that Cheng Yaojin is old, I cannot bear to be overwhelmed by his official position. From today on, I will be exempted from his official position as General of the Cavalry, the Governor of Luzhou and the Governor of Jingzhao..."
"Wait a minute! I understand, this is to kill the donkey..." At this time, Bai Wuqiu suddenly rushed over, and Erlangzi kicked Xiang Chou over. Before the guard behind could react, he slapped the eunuch who was delivering the order, and then snatched the imperial eunuch, then snatched the imperial eunuch and tore it away and threw it in front of everyone.
"If I hadn't heard the old guy talk about your kindness. The stupid guy was sold by you just now, I would have almost helped him count the money! This is called "superior advancement and secretly descending, and seizing power from inside and outside? What about King Lu! We don't do it anymore! Rebellion... Now we are going back and tell the lady Wu Zhao that Chang'an is already surnamed Cheng, and if you have the ability, send a large army back to attack. I sent millions of demon soldiers and demons to come, let's do a big fight!" Knowing that his brother was busy and busy, he ended up being removed from his official position, and only gave him a title of a powerless and powerless king. Erlangzi's heart was filled with rage.
No one expected that the eunuch and the guards would end up like this. The big man said crazy about what kind of demon king he was, and it was probably because he had any brain problems. However, the eunuch who sent the order was beaten by him and the imperial eunuch was torn. The guards were all guilty of losing their heads, so we can't just forget it.
Unexpectedly, after the eunuch who was defeated by Bai Wuqiu was helped up, he wiped the blood from his nose, and then smiled at the Erlangzi who beat him, saying, "You have a lot of people, don't be embarrassed to be a disabled person who came to pass the imperial edict. Before leaving, the Empress Dowager had something to say. No matter who is in the Cheng Mansion, you can be exempted from any crime..."
"My decree Cheng Yaojin received the order..." Before the eunuch finished speaking, Cheng Yaojin suddenly laughed and knelt on the ground and picked up the imperial edict that had been torn apart by Bai Wuqiu. After picking up the imperial edicts one by one, he actually said to the silk fragments on the ground in a regular manner: "My decree Lu, King Cheng Yaojin of the East China Sea, thanked him. Long live long live long live long..."
Cheng Yaojin shouted out loud like a little student on the stage. Then he handed over the fragments of the imperial edict to his official family and ordered him to sew it with golden thread. Looking at Lao Cheng's slave appearance, Bai Wuqiu screamed angrily, for fear that he would be furious and accidentally beat his silly brother to death. It roared into the back hall. Then a sound of demolishing the house came out.
When he saw Cheng Yaojin accepting the order, the eunuch who sent the order was relieved. He originally thought that this time he would be dangerous and would be peeled off even if he didn't die. Unexpectedly, even though he was slapped, it was still far beyond his expectations.
Chapter completed!