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Chapter 88 Sober Up

After returning to the guest room, the two monsters were not asleep. Xiao Rensan pulled Bai Wuqiu and was drinking. Wu Mian, when Gui Bugui came back, the wine jar that had fallen all over the ground. Xiao Rensan drank red all over and said to Bai Wuqiu, who was stunned at the basin of meat and bones, with his tongue: "Big...Big nephew! It's not me...We...Ginseng is elders and say...you still...you still owe three bowls...Don't be like a woman. Do it...Don't do it, do it...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...that's the elders of ginseng, we said...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...that's the elders of ginseng, we said...this...that's the elders...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...that's the elders, ginseng will take you to see the empress..."

As soon as Xiao Rensan finished these words, Bai Wuqiu suddenly said "Wow..." and spitted all the wine and food that had just eaten and drunk in his stomach into the meat and bone basin. Then the big man fell on his back and fell to the ground. He spit out the things in his stomach like a fountain. The liquid that spit out like paste flowed through Erlangzi's head and neck. Seeing Bai Wuqiu sneered on the ground and vomited heavily, Xiao Ren San, who had been numb, giggled foolishly, and fell on the table and fell asleep.

In a blink of an eye, there was a fishy smell everywhere in the guest room. Wu Mian frowned and looked at Gui Bugui and said, "Wipe your own son's butt..."

It was hard for Gui Bugui to be a blind old man. He had been busy for most of the day before he cleaned up his cheap son. The old guy dragged Erlangzi to the well, took it naked, poured it on buckets of cold well water, and poured the filthy things on Bai Wuqiu's face and body clean.

Ordinary people were splashed with well water that was almost frozen on their bodies, and they had already jumped up in excitement. Bai Wuqiu, who was thick-skinned and thick, just turned over and snored. Fortunately, they wrapped the entire backyard of the inn and would not disturb others.

Xiao Ren Sanze was much more delicate. Before Gui Bugui finished water, the little guy jumped up from the ground: "It's so cold... I'm old and I'm old and I'm old and I'm old and I'm old and I'm old and I'm old and I'm old and I'm just now. We're the dream of our ginseng. Can you bully you?" As he said that, he opened his mouth and sprayed a fireball at Gui Bugui.

Although the old guy's eyes were not good, he could still feel the light source in a vague way. Looking at the firelight in front of him, the temperature around him suddenly increased. Gui Bugui knew what was going on in an instant, and he immediately slapped the fireball like lightning.

With a "bang!", the fireball was scattered and broken by the old guy, turning into countless Mars splashing everywhere, and in an instant, it disappeared without a trace. Gui Bugui smirked, poured the remaining half of the bucket of water on Xiao Rensan's body, and said, "Are you still dreaming? Wake up..."

"Cold... Ah snee!" The water of the well was soaked again that Xiao Rensan couldn't help but tremble. At this time, it realized that he was not dreaming. He kicked Gui Bugui with anger and ran back to the guest room with a runny nose. He ran back with his bed sheets and cursed in a slight voice: "I'm old. Next time I see you Xi Yingzhen's father, we don't give you eye drops, we are your son..."

"Who has come just now? There are three dishes of bowls and chopsticks at your table." Before Xiao Rensan finished speaking, Wu Mian, who was standing on the other side of the well, rarely spoke first. He glanced at Xiao Rensan who was stunned by the question. The white-haired man continued, "Bai Wuqiu rarely drinks like this. Who will drink it again?"

Little Rensan dared not be as arrogant as Qiao Gui Bugui. The little guy blinked his eyes and thought for a while, then slapped his thigh and said, "It's Monk Guangxiao. Just now, this bald donkey was poured into Baiwuqiu. If we hadn't drunk too much ginseng, we would scold the bald donkey for you..."

"Old man, I knew that Guangxiao must have other goals." Gui Bugui smiled and said to Wu Mian: "You and I are in the inn, and Guangxiao doesn't have to come in. If you can see him in the inn, this monk must have other goals. Ginseng, think about it carefully, what else did that bald donkey do to your eldest nephew besides pouring you wine?"

"What else do you do? Isn't it just drinking..." Xiao Rensan tilted his head and thought for a long time, and continued to say, "When the bald donkey came, we had already had a little too much. Otherwise, the eldest nephew's temper would have scolded him away. The bald donkey came in and pleased Bai Wuqiu, and kept asking about his nephew's birth date and horoscopes and things about his childhood. We ginseng didn't talk much. The monk looked at Bai Wuqiu and couldn't say it, so he started to pour it. In the end, I didn't know what happened. The bald donkey suddenly disappeared after drinking half of it. Later, our ginseng was awakened by a bucket of cold water that I'm old..."

After hearing Xiao Rensan's words, Gui Bugui suddenly thought of something. He squatted down and groped on his son who was still sleeping soundly. After fumbled for a long time, the old guy directly leaned his head and smelled Bai Wuqiu. However, Erlangzi was now full of alcohol and vomiting smell. Gui Bugui smelled it for a while, but he frowned and stood up and said to Wu Mian: "Guangxiao should have used the method of inquiring about the soul against this stupid boy. Unfortunately, he vomited more and covered up the traces. However, this technique is for people. I have never heard of anyone using it on monsters. I don't know if the bald donkey asked if it was asked..."

Sea Eyes... Jade Plates... Ask the Soul. This monk has a lot of goals." Wu Mian sneered and continued, "Make a bet. It knows that you and I are in Taiyuan. It has to come here in person. There must be other things in it. Li Xuanba..."

"This monk was so active for the first time after the Yuanchang matter was over." Gui Bugui smiled and continued, "But it's okay to make him active, so let him find these clues. The monks in the world are very different from the alchemy school in the past. They are not the only one or two dolls of the Guang generation. Guangxiao's ability is not in magic. I'm waiting to see how it can be swayed."

After being tossed by two monsters, the previous guest room could not be kept. Fortunately, the entire backyard was booked by them. At that moment, Wu Mian and Gui Bugui took Xiao Rensan, who had already woken up, to a room to rest. Until the next morning, they were awakened by Bai Wuqiu's curse.

Erlangzi was inexplicably slept on the well platform for a night inexplicably. Just as he was naked in the yard and cursing the streets, a bald monk looked out from outside and looked at Bai Wuqiu in the backyard. After looking at Erlangzi, the monk was startled and hurriedly pulled his head back.

"Little bald man, why are you hiding? The shameless person is you, I, I am not ashamed of why you blushed?" After seeing the little monk retreating, Bai Wuqiu continued to curse: "Last night, I remembered that a bald man was drinking from me? Is it you? Or your master Guangxiao! I remembered that the shameless Guangxiao who drank last night. He kept making do with me last night. To be honest, did Guangxiao's old bald donkey covet my beauty..."

"Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense. The little monk is indeed a disciple of Master Guangxiao... What are you doing? Help..." When the little monk was halfway through, Bai Wuqiu suddenly made a crazy move, rushed to his side, and pulled the little monk into the well. The little monk was so scared that his face turned pale. He struggled desperately: "Help... I'm here to find Wu Mian, Gui Bugui! I didn't call you last night, I don't know what Master did to you..."

"Silly boy, it was my father who still sobered you here. If I weren't afraid of choking myself to death, I wouldn't let you sober up here." At this time, Gui Bugui walked out of the guest room and said to the little monk who was yelling like a pig, "Have you sent you here, are you here? Or do you have something to say or a letter to explain?"
Chapter completed!
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