Chapter 55 The richest man in the world
After Bai Lixi's cave magic weapon came out, the two men and demons returned to their cave first. Originally, Wu Mian didn't plan to join in the fun with Gui Bugui and others, but he couldn't stand the two monsters Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Rensan, and he had been accustomed to coming and going with them for so many years. After two days of rest, he used the escape technique to Luoyang City on the morning of the third day.
Before going to the Grand Person's Agriculture Mansion, the two of them first found a restaurant to inquire about the background of Shi Chong. Hearing that the four people with strange appearances in front of him were going to find Lord Shi Chong, the owner of the restaurant seemed even more attentive. He in turn asked about the origins of the four of them.
Gui Bugui didn't care. He opened his mouth and said nonsense: "We are Shi Chong's distant relatives. When it comes to him, he still has to care about the old man. I can't get through the disaster in my hometown. Then I remembered that he came to the capital to join this distant relative. I heard that he has been doing well in the past few years and has become a senior farmer. For the sake of his relatives, how can he care about us three meals a day, right?"
I heard that the four people in front of me were Lord Shi Chong's noble relatives, and the owner of the restaurant showed an envious expression on his face: "What are three meals? You four masters have taken them away. As long as Lord Shi Chong recognizes your relatives, you will fall into the piggy bank. Lord Shi Chong is the richest man in the world. The pots that they poop in their family are all pure gold. The night pearls are inlaid on the urinating chamber pots..."
"I came to your restaurant to drink and eat meat. Why are you doing so? "Bai Wuqiu was drinking and eating meat. He was drinking and eating meat. He stared at the boss's dirty talk and continued, "When Shi Chong was stooling, you saw it? Or are you two good relationships? You use a urinary pot to sleep in one bed at night? The urinary pots are also covered with night pearls, so you are not afraid of being thorny..." Although Bai Wuqiu is a monster, after following Wu Mian for so many years, Gui Bugui has already begun to pay attention to it.
"Look at my mouth, how can a few masters say this when they drink." As he said, the owner of the wine shop gave himself a small mouth with a smile. But when he talked about this rich man in the world, the owner of the wine shop couldn't stop talking. He sat cross-legged next to Gui Bugui and continued, "The people of the whole Luoyang City know about the potty and chamber pot. If you don't believe it, just pull someone over to ask. This is nothing, and that thing can't be broken or urinate. It can be used as a family heirloom for generations. What is a place to spend money? It depends on the expenses of the family. The money spent by Lord Shi's family is a sea of gold and silver.
Our ordinary people use firewood to cook at home. People think firewood is so hot that they can make firewood with candles. Last year, the Chinese New Year was extremely cold, and it snowed for three days and three nights. Lord Shi said he wanted to eat fresh fish, and spent 100 taels of gold to buy the fisherman, burning the heavy rain, chiseling the river ice, and making two live fish. Two fish spent 100 taels of gold, and the fisherman sold the fish just said he was out of the way, and now he is busy buying a house and buying land to marry his little wife..."
"It seems that our distant relatives really took advantage of the money. Two live fish cost 100 taels of gold. Tsk tsk... This relative is interesting." While speaking, Gui Bugui glanced at Wu Mian beside him and saw that the white-haired man didn't seem to hear it. At the moment, the old guy took out a small gold turtle and was still on the table, and said with a smile: "Then I can't embarrass my relatives at home, this is just wine money..."
Seeing these strange four people walking towards the Grand Person's Mansion, the owner of the wine shop weighed the golden turtle in his hand and said to himself: "After all, he is the relative of the richest man in the world. How can he be so generous when he escapes and seeks refuge with his relatives..."
Shi Chong's Grand Person's Mansion was not difficult to find. Walking down the street, I soon saw a magnificent mansion. The servants entering and leaving the corner gate were all wearing silk and satin, and it looked like a servant was more generous than the rich people in small places.
After seeing the Grand Secretary Agricultural Mansion, Xiao Rensan looked back at Gui Bugui and said, "Why did our old man accept such a rich disciple? He usually eats and drinks, but he doesn't look like he has such a rich disciple."
Before Gui Bugui could speak, Bai Wuqiu said to him: "Your godfather has no rich disciple, where can you eat and drink?"
Gui Bugui smiled and ignored the two monsters' bickering. He walked to the guard guard, handed the bamboo stick in his hand and said, "I'll bother you to go in and say, "I'll send someone to come in and say, Mr. Yingzhen sends someone to come and ask Lord Shi Chong to come out to greet him."
The guard glanced at the bamboo slices on Gui Bugui's hand, and after snorting, he waved to the old guy like a fly, and said, "Old man, you want to come in and have come to the wrong place. If you want to get in, you must at least get a golden bamboo shoot, which contains the name of my Grand Secretary. This may also cover me. You can find a broken bamboo slice and feel like you are hiding in? If you don't leave, don't blame the men for bullying you as old as you want to slap you..."
Gui Buguiyuan said that it was really important to be in the semi-finals. He planned to go in properly. Unexpectedly, the guard at the door looked at people with a dog's eyes. At that moment, the old guy smiled and turned to Bai Wuqiu, who was already taking off his clothes and preparing to take action, and said, "After all, it's my son, I know your father's mind. Okay, silly boy, go and reason with them."
"Old guy, you shouldn't talk nonsense to them!" At that moment, Bai Wuqiu, who was naked, kicked the guard who had just spoken away with one kick. Then he fought with the other guards who rushed over and scolded, "You guys who have dog eyes dare to wink me! When your mother gave birth to you, it was the bitch who delivered you? The first time she saw someone was like someone..."
Bai Wuqiu had not finished scolding, and there was no guard standing by his side. Seeing that his cheap son was not satisfied, Gui Bugui smiled and stopped Bai Wuqiu who was about to kick the door in, and said, "Silly boy, we will ignore it if we go in here. Give Xi Yingzhen's father some face, and you will shout Shi Chong out here."
Bai Wuqiu immediately raised his throat and shouted at the Grand Person's Mansion with his waist, "Is there a living person inside? Where is Shi Chong? When you peed last night, you were stabbed by the night pearl on the chamber pot. Do you pretend to die at home and dare not come out? When you pee every night, aren't you afraid to see the chamber pot? Put down the chamber pot and you come out! I came here to pass the message on behalf of the old man Xi Yingzhen, and didn't come here to get angry! Pull your head out of the chamber pot and don't put peeing mud in it..."
After Bai Wuqiu mentioned Xi Yingzhen, the door of the mansion opened soon. A man in his thirties in his official clothes walked out carefully surrounded by a bunch of guards. Looking at Bai Wuqiu who was in his vicious face, he hesitated for a moment and said, "It's Shi Chong, who said he was here to deliver the message to Xi Yingzhen. Do you know what credentials are there?"
"Is this a bamboo stick considered a certificate?" While speaking, the bamboo stick in Gui Bugui's hand shook at Shi Chong. The bamboo stick flew slowly like a feather and fell steadily on the hand of the richest man in the world. The bamboo stick was written by Shi Chong himself when he parted with Xi Yingzhen last time. Because he was worried that Xi Yingzhen would be ridiculed by Xi Yingzhen, he pulled a bamboo stick without writing from the bamboo slips and wrote the address himself.
After seeing the bamboo stick, Shi Chong no longer doubted. In addition, Wu Mian and Gui Bugui were both wearing monk's clothes, and they were even more certain that they were the people sent by Xi Yingzhen to convey the message. At that moment, Shi Chong's face darkened, and pointed to the guards who were lying on the ground waiting for him to come out to support him and said, "These slaves who were inferior to me have offended the distinguished guests sent by the Great Warlock. Come and drag them to the back and give them forty sticks. Drive them out of Luoyang City, and see these people in Kyoto a day later and send them to exile."
Chapter completed!