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Chapter 2 I'm robbing the rich to help the poor, right?

"Okay, you explain it to me, how can you know that my 'relative' is here?" The girl with black silk asked with a blushing face.

"That's right. I see that your Yin Tang is shining, there is no sorrow or illness between your eyebrows. It can be seen that you have no illness, but you always subconsciously cover your lower abdomen and don't put peppers in your tofu brain... In fact, you like spicy food, and you are so greedy when you see the peppers in your tofu brain in your tofu brain."

Xu Changsheng concluded: "Young girls are not sick, have discomfort in their lower abdomen, and dare not eat spicy food... It can be seen that most of them are the 'relatives' at home. Is that right?"

"That's not absolute. The situations you mentioned may be caused by other reasons. Maybe I just caught a cold and felt uncomfortable intestines?" The girl with black stockings was very dissatisfied.

"Of course not absolute, but since I have 60% or 70% of the confidence, I dare to misunderstand it. If you misunderstand it, you have to treat me as a half immortal. Master. You have to believe whatever I say in the future. If you misunderstand it, you won't be afraid. I mean you are inconvenient, but I didn't explain clearly how it is inconvenient. This can be explained in millions of ways, and I can get it back..."

"Why?"

When the girl with black stockings heard that this was really the case. The little boss just said mysteriously that she was "inconvenient on her body". She was the one who took the role by herself, gave her a brief explanation, and even treated the other party as a half-immortal. Master, this is too unfair.

"I'm so angry!" The girl with black stockings pointed at Xue'er angrily: "What about her? How do you know that she was heartbroken? Could it be that she was confused?"

Xueer was also very curious, and looked at Xu Changsheng with big eyes blinking to see how he answered.

"This is even simpler. You two have to buy incense after eating. You are young and light, but you have to go to the temple to burn incense. Is this a request?"

"What people in the world want is nothing more than career luck, wealth luck, emotional luck, family health, and the saying goes, ask what you lack. You two are in their early twenties and their family is in good condition. Your parents must be in the prime of spring and autumn, and there is no risk of losing it early, so most of them will not ask your family. Miss Xueer wears Chanel, and even the silk stockings worn by them are imported from hundreds of dollars a pair. Will they be short of money? So they should not ask about their fortunes. As for career, there is not such a saying? 'Men conquers the world, women only need to conquer men'. You two are not strong men at first glance, so they won't ask about their careers."

"So I'm 80% sure what Miss Xueer wants to ask about is love luck. Sure enough, as soon as I opened my mouth, Miss Xueer changed color, and that's not bad."

Xu Changsheng glanced at Xueer and continued, "Ninety-nine percent of the people in this world are told that they will change their colors. In terms of emotional luck, if they are full of joy, they are probably asking for marriage and asking Jiaqi. If they have sad faces, they are probably heartbroken. Miss Xueer showed a sad face at that moment, and I knew the answer."

"It's so amazing, it's almost as good as Holmes and Conan..."

The girl with black silk was stunned when she heard this, and her eyes were shining at Xu Changsheng. She could not imagine that a little boss selling fragrance on the mountain road would be so powerful.

Xueer thought for a long time and said with a blushing face: "Then tell me I'll go..."

"Who can tell the truth about what happens in the future? People who look at the face of the picture are basically nonsense, but they are also talking about a high-probability event. You say you are a girl who is as beautiful as a flower, but you are not going to be able to meet true love in the future? So I said that you will inevitably move the Red Luan Star in the future, which is 80% or 90% of the probability. You feel very magical, but in fact you are just trapped by me from the beginning. You are willing to believe whatever I say."

Xu Changsheng smiled and said, "I don't know if there are any masters in this world who can predict the future. I haven't seen them yet. In the future, I must remember that in this place, people can only see their appearances in the rivers and lakes. They all rely on observing words and expressions to make a living. If you believe it, he can kill you. From me to the Great Buddha Hall, there are not ten or five pairs of "Photo Masters" who make a living. Maybe you can jump out of the roadside as you walk. Remember, don't pay attention, burn incense in the temple, and ask for peace of mind, even if you don't come here in vain."

Seeing the two girls staring at him blankly, Xu Changsheng smiled and said, "I want to know why I'm spending my business, tell you all this? That's because I've been cheated a lot, and in the end I've just been cheated into an "old fairy". I don't want to see people continue to be cheated. In addition, this is also the reason why I can operate exclusively on this mountain road. The Mountain and Forest Management Office also wants to anti-feudalism and superstition. I'm also cooperative with the government and the government. How about it, this fifty yuan is not wasted?"

"Thank you, otherwise we will definitely be deceived by the people above. But I am really curious, aren't you afraid of being beaten by those 'people'? Oh, I was wrong. You are a good person, and you are not with those scammers."

The girl with black stockings consciously said the wrong thing and quickly apologized.

"Yes, I'm cutting off my wealth, but... not only do they not beat me, they also call me brothers and often make appointments to drink wine together. I want to know why?"

Xu Changsheng smiled mysteriously.

"Well, I really want to know, tell us quickly." Both girls were almost curious to death.

"It's a pity that I can't say it."

Xu Changsheng smiled, closed his eyes and took a nap again. The two girls had no choice but to leave with disappointment.

This guy is pretty good, he just loves to keep things indifferent and is a bit annoying.

"I can't really say it..."

Xu Changsheng slowly opened his eyes, shook his head, and looked at a pair of men and women walking along the mountain road.

At first glance, this pair of men and women are high-profile rich people, commonly known as nouveau riche. The woman wears diamond necklaces, jade rings, and her head is high, and she is as proud as a pheasant.

The man was erecting his boss' belly, which highlighted his Hermes belt, and he wore Rolex and various real or fake bracelets on his hands. Before anyone could get close, a strong smell of copper came to his face.

"Hi, boy, ask you something."

The man walked closer and glanced at the various incense and coarse food on his stall with some contempt, and curled his lips slightly, "Is there any real fortune teller on this mountain? It's not the kind of liars who are scammers."

Xu Changsheng rolled his eyes at him and ignored him.

"One hundred yuan is enough, right?" the man snorted, took out an old man's head, and shook it in front of Xu Changsheng.

"Oh, enough, enough, is the boss going to find someone to tell fortunes?"

Xu Changsheng took the money and immediately smiled on his face: "Walking from here to the Great Buddha Hall, there will be more than a dozen masters appearing along the way, all of whom are famous and surnamed characters, but they are all mischiefs and have no real talent and knowledge."

"Select useful things." The man said angrily.

"Hey, yes, I'm actually just laying the atmosphere... There are really talented masters. Have you seen that? Going up from this road, walking thirty meters forward and turning left, there is a small dirt road. At the end of the dirt road is a brick house, and the master lives there. This master is nicknamed "Woyun Jushi". He can really see the secrets of heaven. This is what I am willing to say when you look good at your boss."

"Oh?" The nouveau riche man suddenly became energetic.

Xu Changsheng smiled and continued to sway his appetite: "But this layman has not been showing his appearance in recent years. Do you know why? Because doing this will reveal the secrets of heaven and make life short! Just say that this layman has a profound knowledge of Taoism, he can't stand it, God will always come to settle the score in the autumn."

"Not afraid, I have money!"

"It may not be possible to be rich, it depends on your sincerity. Forget it, I will say so much, please let me know." Xu Changsheng laughed and bowed to the nouveau riche man.

Seeing the couple walking away, Xu Changsheng quickly took out his cell phone to dial, and the person who answered the phone asked, "Is there a fat sheep coming to the door?"

"It's said that it's called "Bangmao" and "Fat Sheep". Don't behave like a thief in the Green Forest?"

Xu Changsheng spat: "Shou Yang, today is you taking the role of a 'leniency'? Listen, the person who came is a man and a woman, like a couple, or maybe brought by a wealthy man, who is the kind that is rich and afraid no one knows. How much this hand can be cut depends on your ability."

"Hey, thank you, Lao Xu! You have helped us brothers so much, but you are unwilling to share the benefits. The brothers are all sorry. Let's start changing the rules this time. How about you get 20% of the brace when you come?"

"Stop, I won't want this money, I think it's dirty! Besides, I've been your business and ruined your business. Everyone is a fight, so just be a friend."

Xu Changsheng shook his head repeatedly: "You don't know my life. You hit Tai Sui every year. The plague god and I are old friends. There is no way. You must accumulate good deeds and change your life."

The other side of the phone was silent for a while before saying, "Okay, it's up to you. Brothers, please remember this friendship anyway."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Changsheng felt calm. While humming a small song, he packed up the stall and walked towards the mountain.

He sang: "Watch the chess, cut down the wood, and walk slowly by the valley entrance. Selling firewood and selling wine, laughing wildly from the love..."
Chapter completed!
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