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Chapter 126 Eat his mother, drink his mother, Lao Xu is here to harvest rice beams

Malatang pinched the corners of her clothes with both hands and rubbed them, her face blushing like a crab that had just come out of the pot. After walking out of Luoyun Cave, she began to hide behind Xu Changsheng, and no matter how Wang Qiang and Xiaoli teased her, she refused to come out.

Children in the mountains have heard many legends about gods, such as the land of the mountain gods, the old gods with beards hiding in the mountains, and the fairy who is not as good as the worldly fireworks but prefers the worldly husband... Anyway, no matter which kind of god is, there must be a very tall cave, which is only elegant and refined, and there is no dirty thing in the world.

Shenshui Qianfu Mansion is really a good place, but Malatang never thought that it would be so dirty. The old turtle demon was not serious. Even the "innocent people" who were left here by him were more abnormal. When they think of the scene just now, they blushed. Is that woman's feet look good? It's much worse than Malatang? Why is that old man so obsessed?

I wonder if Brother Old Xu will be as obsessed with Malatang like that old man? As he thought about it, Malatang's face turned red again. Xiaoli likes to joke with her when she sees her blushing. Why are you blushing again with Malatang sister? Are you thinking about your lover? Wang Qiang hurriedly gave his girlfriend a wink and said to himself, "What are you calling me?" Malatang's lover is Lao Xu!"

There are nine-gu, three-pool and thirteen caves in Shenshui Mansion. Almost every place lives in unreliable customers: there are financial managers who failed to invest and turned to the famous mountain practice, some old gray-headed guy who had sex with his daughter-in-law and got married and fled to the mountains, some hugged a snail all day long saying that it was his boyfriend...

Malatang was very curious. She really couldn't figure out why Erha could become a boyfriend. She wanted to rush up to ask, but Xu Changsheng pulled her behind her and pressed her head to remind her that children should not ask around. Malatang was a little dissatisfied, but Erha just couldn't be a boyfriend! But when she saw Brother Wang Qiang and Sister Xiaoli blinking at her desperately, she knew that she was stupid again...

After wandering around the Shenshui Mansion for a long time, Wang Qiang and the others realized that there was no normal person here, who could not seek, love, separation, greed, anger, ignorance, and many emotions and six desires. They were born with original sins. Such a beautiful villa in the cave heaven was so chaotic that these people were like hell.

The old turtle Zuozhu seemed to be happy, and he watched these people perform a farce every day like a bystander. Wang Qiang couldn't bear to watch it anymore and couldn't help but say to Xu Changsheng: "Brother Xu, I want to take your sister-in-law away first. Normal people in this kind of place will be crazy if they stay in a day."

“Funny and interesting…”

Zuo Zhu couldn't help laughing out loud after hearing this: "What are you talking about? Are these normal people not normal people? Brother, I see that you look righteous and look like a perfect person, but I don't know what you and Miss Xiaoli are doing in the private room?"

"I..." Wang Qiang was stunned and didn't answer for a long time.

"Hehe, there are many hypocritical people in the world, so there are many hypocritical people and many hypocritical people, but I have never seen anyone willing to be false and evil. Therefore, there are no sages in the world, but they are not filial but often regard them as sages. Alas, it is sad and lamentable..."

"What Brother Dao said is that if you gain something, you are also biased and fall into a stubborn view."

Xu Changsheng smiled slightly: "Brother Wang, you don't have to worry. As the saying goes, you can rest assured. I haven't seen the true face of the Shenshui Qian Mansion. Isn't it a pity to leave? Brother Guidao, after seeing so many scenes of human nature and original desire along the way, there should be a place where the Jingjing Zhenjing is to entertain guests? We haven't eaten anything. If we don't enter the land for a day, we will have a dream when we eat clouds and vomit clouds, and you and I will be hungry."

Zuo Zhu was slightly surprised: "Brother Dao has good eyesight. Since this is the case, please follow me. There are some foods that monks should use in Taoyuan Valley. Brother Wang and Miss Xiaoli can also try."

As the left pillar continued to move forward, I realized that the Suolong Ridge hidden deep in the water and clouds not only had caves and ponds, but also had valleys in the ridges, water, fields, and intertwined miles, some people ploughed, and some old houses were crawled with mottled morning glory.

Just like when they entered the Shenshui Mansion from the bottom of the lake, everyone felt their eyes lit up, and they had changed into another world.

Standing in this valley and looking up, Suolong Ridge seemed to be above, and you could faintly see countless strange pools of water that you had seen along the way, and the mountain cave house. This divine mansion was like creating a new world. There was also sunlight being introduced. Even clouds and mists rose halfway up at the waist of Suolong Ridge, half illusion and half true.

If the nine-gu, three-pool, thirteen caves that I just experienced are a place of immortals stained by mortal dirt, this valley is a mortal countryside covered by waves of fairy aura.

Not to mention Wang Qiang and Malatang, even Xu Changsheng couldn't help but praise: "Okay, a god lives in a place with dirt and dirt, and the mortal pastorals can be full of immortality. Is it better than the world or the world will surpass the world? How does it seem to be in the world? With this evolution of Taoist Turtle, I guess it's not far from the great enlightenment?"

"Brother Dao is joking. With Brother Dao's eyesight, how can I not tell that this Qianfu has evolved from the real human power of the senior citizen? Where can I have this ability?"

Zuo Zhu smiled and shook his head, "But this valley is not simple. Master Liu also commented at that time. I wonder what brother would think?"

"Haha, Brother Gui Dao is going to test me again? Well, I'll take a closer look..."

Xu Changsheng narrowed his eyes slightly, his eyebrows whirled without wind, and walked step by step into the valley.

Wang Qiang and Malatang followed Xu Changsheng in a daze. Seeing him walking quickly, sometimes slowly, sometimes in circles around a bluestone, he was surprised and couldn't take the initiative to ask, so he had to follow the same thing.

After walking out of this for five or six miles, there was a field of crisscrossing fields. I don’t know what kind of rice is already full, and the strange fragrance of rice is swaying. There are several hard-working farmers in the fields harvesting. Two or three boys dressed in ancient costumes and combing their corners sings nursery rhymes around the fields, singing as if, "Eat and drink, Lao Xu comes to harvest rice beams, and the immortal family has a good idea, and the Shenshui Qianfu changes the pillars!"

Xu Changsheng laughed: "Brother Wang, Malatang, have you heard it? These children said just now that Lao Xu came to harvest rice beams. It seems that I am going to send it. The harvest of hundreds of acres of land belongs to me. Fellow Taoist Turtle, you are too polite, I am so embarrassed..."

Wang Qiang said anxiously: "Brother Xu, have you heard it wrong? Why are you robbing it in broad daylight? I clearly heard it was 'Eat his mother and drink his mother. Brother Wang came to harvest rice beams. The rice in these fields belongs to mine!"

"You are crazy, those children clearly said, 'Sister Xiaoli is here to harvest rice beams', it's mine!"

"Xiaoli, I think you are crazy! Are you fighting with me? I am your boyfriend!"

"What's wrong with my boyfriend? There are so many rice, and my father is also mine when he comes!"

"Stop talking!"

Malatang jumped between the two of them angrily and said loudly: "These rice beams are all from Malatang, and no one can collect them! Brother Xu, the two of them bullied Malatang!"

Zuo Zhu suddenly squeezed his eyes at Xu Changsheng and said with a smile: "Brother Dao, look at which one should you harvest these rice beams?"

Xu Changsheng was also confused just now, as if he had seen countless snow-white rice grains in the rice ears. The strange fragrance made him feel greedy and busy circulating his magic power, which made his mind turn clear. He heard this and smiled and said, "Farmers are the use of human power, and boys are the desires of human hearts. Ordinary people seeking a drink and a peck are fair. Even a humble gentleman, once he puts his heart and effort, he will seek retribution. This is called desire.

Taoism practices this life, Buddhism practices the next life, but in fact, it is nothing more than going around in circles between "use" and "desire". If you can't let go of it for a day, you can't see through it, and it will be difficult to escape the sea of ​​suffering in one day, and you will never leave the world.

Fellow Taoist Turtle, you are a landlord. I believe you have seen the illusion of this formation for many years. I just don’t know if you really saw through it, let it go, or just relying on the landlord’s benefits to control the movements in this formation?”

Zuo Zhu's face changed slightly: "You...you actually saw through the mystery at first glance?"

Xu Changsheng glanced at him, walked to Wang Qiangma Latang and Xiaoli who were arguing endlessly, and suddenly he thundered and drank a 'Om' sound.
Chapter completed!
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