Sixty-nine, go to the wrong bed
Sichi returned to his room and saw Zhou Xuan curled up on the floor and slept soundly, so he shouted twice: "Master-Master-" Zhou Xuanli ignored it and only hugged the thin quilt under him tighter, obviously a little afraid of the cold.
Si Chi shook her head and put away the chess piece by herself. She put two porcelain lamps back on the table, blow one out, turned her head and looked at Zhou Xuan, wanting to get Zhou Xuan to the bed. With her strength, she could easily lift it up with her hands. However, Si Chi didn't want to do such an ambiguous thing, so she pulled off the mattress from the couch and spread it on the floor where the chessboard was carved. Then she walked to one side and kicked Zhou Xuan with her feet, making Zhou Xuan roll on the mattress. She felt funny and covered her mouth and laughed.
Zhou Xuan was half asleep and half awake, and shouted: "The fourth brother--"
The Siniang asked: "What's the matter with the master?"
Zhou Xuan murmured, "Have you thought about the chess? You're going to live together!" After that, he fell asleep again.
Siqi was stunned. The two chess teeth that were intertwined and killed each other were the best choice for both sides. This was what Siqi thought about for a long time before he thought it through. Unexpectedly, Zhou Xuan thought it through when he was napping. It was really irritating!
The Sizi was very depressed and was a little angry. He shook open the thin quilt and covered Zhou Xuan's body randomly. He snorted and went out to sleep in Zhou Xuan's room next door. He tossed and turned for a long time before he fell asleep.
But Princess Qingle woke up in the middle of the night when she saw the bright moon hanging west outside the porthole, which should be ugly. At the hour of Yin, the beautiful princess couldn't help but think of a few poems - "The bright moon is born on the sea, and the world is sharing this time. My lover complained about the distant night, and she suddenly missed her lovesickness--"
Princess Qingle missed her lovesickness. Fortunately, the person who missed her lovesickness was not far away. She only stood up quietly, put on the embroidered bow shoes in the silk robe, grabbed the collar of the silk robe with one hand, and tiptoed by the side of the fennel and Fangcha, who were sleeping on the floor beside the bed. She felt the joy of running at night, and opened the door and went out.
The autumn wind squeaked, Princess Qingle shivered, and a layer of tiny particles appeared on her exposed jade arms. She hugged each other and gently stroked her arms. She thought to herself with a angrily voice: "Couple, sew such a robe for me, don't you want to see me expose my arms!"
Princess Qingle came to the room where Zhou Xuan lived, gently pulled the rope on the door, and the door opened silently. When she walked in, a moonlight poured on the east wall, with light and shadow light and darkness. Seeing that the couch was facing south, there was no tent, Zhou Xuan on the couch was sleeping soundly.
Princess Qingle smiled secretly, walked quietly, stretched out her right hand, ready to lean in from under the quilt and pinch it on her cousin Xuan. Before her fingertips touched the quilt, her eyes suddenly turned black, but the quilt was lifted up. Then a cold light flashed, and a knife was placed on her neck-
Princess Qingle screamed desperately, stepped back several steps, and sat on the ground.
The four illegitimate one was going to cut it with one knife. The blade was about to touch Princess Qingle's snow-white neck before she realized something was wrong. She held it in a hurry and frowned and said, "What are your highness here to do secretly!" Then she understood Princess Qingle's purpose, and couldn't help but "hum" heavily, inserting the knife back into the scabbard beside the pillow.
Zhou Xuan next door heard Princess Qingle's scream, hurried over and asked repeatedly: "What's wrong? What's wrong?" While helping Princess Qingle up to the ground.
Although Princess Qingle was rebellious and unrestrained, she was a dignified princess who had been studying royal etiquette since childhood. She came to find cousin Xuan. It was nothing to be in love with her. She didn't expect to touch the fourth husband's bed. She was so ashamed that she covered her face and cried. Zhou Xuan came to help her, but she pushed her hard and ran back crying. She hated her cousin Xuan so much that she had done a good job of changing rooms with the Siniang, which made her look so ugly that she had the desire to die.
Zhou Xuan was woken up from his sleep and ran over. His mind was not very good. He asked blankly: "Second, what's going on?"
The Sichi said lightly: "The princess is here to find you. I thought it was an assassin, so she almost killed her with a knife. She was frightened."
Zhou Xuan was afraid and wanted to laugh again, so he went out to find Princess Qingle, which required comfort.
The Sichi reminded: "Master, don't talk about my identity." This means not to say that she is a woman in front of the princess.
Zhou Xuan turned around and smiled, "If the princess feels that she has been defiled by the fourth husband, what should I do if she wants to die?"
Sichi rolled his eyes and said, "I didn't even touch her. Humph, Princess Qingle is not the kind of person who is so chaste, so how could he seek death?"
Zhou Xuan said: "It's hard to say that she refused to marry Prince Xuezhu, but she was a waste of food in Jingxu Palace."
The Sizi said, "Then I don't care. I can't talk about me anyway, otherwise I will leave and I will never see you again."
Zhou Xuan said: "Okay, okay, this is the secret between you and me. No one will tell you, and he will not tell you when he sees the third brother in the future."
The Sizai's face turned slightly red, she turned around and said, "Yes, no one is allowed to say it. Third brother should also regard it as nothing happened."
Zhou Xuan shook his head and came to Princess Qingle's residence.
Xiaoqian and Fangcha were both awakened and looked at each other outside. When they saw Zhou Xuan, Xiaoqian hurriedly said, "Son-in-law, what's wrong with the princess? She kept crying and drove both of me out?"
Zhou Xuan said: "The princess must have had a nightmare, wait for me to comfort her-"
Princess Qingle shouted in the middle: "Don't come in, I won't see anyone!"
Zhou Xuan ignored her, and Shi Shiran went in. The two little girls looked at me, and I looked at you, staying outside obediently.
When Princess Qingle heard Zhou Xuan walk in, she turned her body and covered her head in the quilt, covering her tightly. She was ashamed. She almost touched another man's bed and was running away!
Zhou Xuanyi sat on the princess' couch, patted the bulging body under the quilt, and said, "Why are you crying? It's nothing-" and lowered his voice: "Mr. Fourth, I almost got scared to death by you. You were wearing a white robe and disheveled hair, so terrible!"
Princess Qingle heard it in the quilt and wanted to laugh, but couldn't laugh, and started crying again.
Zhou Xuan said: "Don't make trouble, it's not good to be known to others."
Princess Qingle slowly stopped her sad voice and came out from the bottom of the quilt. Her pretty face in the dark room was like an elf, and she asked in a low voice: "Cousin Xuan, aren't you angry?"
Zhou Xuanyi was stunned: "Why am I angry?"
Princess Qingle was very sad when she heard that Zhou Xuan was not angry and cried: "Cousin Xuan, you don't like me at all, wuwu, the fourth brother--"
Zhou Xuan was not slow and immediately understood. He knew that the fourth child was a woman, but the princess didn't know. He quickly covered Princess Qingle's mouth and said, "Don't let others hear it, let's talk in detail in the bed."
This bold wedding gift made me take off my shoes and climb onto the princess' bed, lift the brocade quilt and crawl in, shoulder to shoulder with the princess.
Princess Qingle let out a "ah" and pressed her pink fist against her mouth, which was so surprised.
Both of them were covered in the brocade quilt, and their four feet were exposed, like ostrichs hiding their heads and tails.
The brocade quilt was dark. Although I couldn't see each other clearly, I heard each other's breath. Princess Qingle was so nervous that her body was slightly trembling, and the ambiguous atmosphere reached its peak.
Zhou Xuan called out: "Huzhu——"
Princess Qingle responded softly: "Hmm?"
Zhou Xuan touched Princess Qingle's head with both hands, touched her long and soft hair, touched her smooth forehead, touched her neat and uncluttered beauty, touched her slid eyes under her eyes, and when she touched her straight nose, her hands stopped—
Princess Qingle only felt her hot breath spray on her face, and then her cherry lips were grabbed by a big mouth, and a moaned deep in her throat. When the fragrant lips opened, the Yin-Yang fish interaction began.
After kissing for a while, both of them were breathing heavily, with red faces and hot body. They felt that the quilt was very stuffy.
Zhou Xuan lifted the brocade quilt and breathed heavily like a person who had been diving for a long time. Looking at the wet light on Princess Qingle's lips, he smiled and asked softly: "Do I like you?"
Princess Qingle was so excited that she was so sad that she never felt that Cousin Xuan would not like her anymore. She didn't answer when she heard this. She let out a slut, hugged Zhou Xuan's neck, and pressed her half of her body, and said with a slight smile: "I finally put my cousin Xuan to sleep, hehe--"
Zhou Xuan said: "Press me, let me suppress you." He twisted his waist and pressed Princess Qingle under him.
Princess Qingle struggled for a few times and couldn't move, but stopped struggling. Her bright eyes looked up at Zhou Xuan, her breathing became more and more rapid, and her chest was up and down. Suddenly, she remembered something and said with a slight breath: "Cousin Xuan, do you think that if you are the snow pig and Xi Erniang upstairs, will you not suppress anyone?"
Zhou Xuan patted his forehead and said, "Ouch", why is this silly princess so unromantic? Why do you talk about that when you are in a deep mood, and you can't laugh or cry: "You're just thinking about upstairs at night!"
Princess Qingle smiled softly and said, "It's inevitable that she will think about it. Two big fat men. I'm really worried that the floor will be crushed."
Zhou Xuan smiled and shook his head, turned over and stopped suppressing her.
Princess Qingle put one leg on Zhou Xuan, touched Zhou Xuan's mouth with her hand, and said softly: "Cousin Xuan, why did you change rooms with Mr. Fourth? It hurt me - Humph!"
Zhou Xuan said: "I played chess in the fourth room of the eldest son. I was too sleepy and fell asleep. The fourth room ran to my room to sleep. I didn't expect you to touch it in the middle of the night!"
Princess Qingle was still very ashamed. She pinched Zhou Xuan's nose and said angrily: "It's all your fault! Now the fourth brother knows, how can I see him in the future? You should drive him away quickly."
Zhou Xuan pondered: "This, Mr. Fourth, doesn't care."
"Why doesn't it matter to Mr. Fourth? Isn't he a man?"
"Of course he is a man, but Mr. Fourth, he castrated himself because he practiced a magical skill."
"Ah!" Princess Qingle was so shocked that she was round and said, "No wonder, no wonder, no wonder I think the fourth Mr. is not very much like a man. He is not big, and he seems to have no beard yet. He doesn't care about what I am so beautiful. It turns out to be a eunuch."
"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhou Xuan reached out and slapped Princess Qingle's buttocks: "Mr. The fourth brother is different from a eunuch. She has to practice martial arts. She has to cut off her lust in order to practice peerless martial arts. You must never mention that she is a eunuch in front of her. She will be angry and embarrassed. She is my right-hand man, a fellow Go, tea art, and cricket. She has saved my life, so don't offend her."
A stone pressing on Princess Qingle's heart was thrown away, and she responded with ease: "I know, I won't mention it."
The four fools are regarded as treasures.
After breakfast, Zhou Xuan invited Pan Yujiao, Sizi, Chen Yanshou, Fei Qing, Lin Ji, and five Qingyuan warriors to discuss matters in the forecastle. The Snow Pig Prince was still hugging Xi Erniang and couldn't afford to lie down. Xi Erniang seemed to be favored.
The blue sea and blue sky, the brocade sails blow wind, and the sea boats are shaking the waves, with a fast speed. Looking to the right, the continent is dark and slimly visible.
Because he was shipwrecked last time, Zhou Xuan and Prince Xuezhu did not dare to sail too far off the shore, and only kept a distance of twenty miles from the coast.
Zhou Xuan said: "Everyone, I will be able to reach the Quanzhou coast early tomorrow morning. I want to take a dangerous plan to calm Qingyuan in one fell swoop-"
Pan Yujiao, Chen Yanshou and others were staring at Zhou Xuan, wanting to hear what dangerous plan he had to calm Qingyuan?
Zhou Xuan said: "Qingyuan is now surrounded by enemies. Chen Si'an is in a desperate situation and his subordinates may not be united. My dangerous plan is to sneak into Quanzhou City and capture Chen Si'an. Wouldn't Qingyuan take it down in one fell swoop?"
Lin Ji and others looked shocked, and Pan Yujiao asked: "Will the county government plan be released?"
Zhou Xuan said: "This requires the leader of Pan Da as bait, let them five—" He waved his hand to the Five Warriors of Qingyuan on the side: "If they pretend to capture the leader of Pan Da, Chen Si'an will definitely be happy and will definitely meet. We have the fourth brother, the leader of Pan Da, General Lin, Chen Huangmen and Fei Zhonglang, each of them are enemies of ten thousand people. Where can Chen Si'an escape? And send people to contact the Tang army outside Quanzhou City early, and cooperate with the inside and outside. Can Quanzhou not be broken?"
Pan Yujiao's beautiful eyes are radiant. This Zhou Jungong is really brave and dare to think about it, but do you think of her as bait?
Zhou Xuan seemed to know Pan Yujiao’s thoughts and smiled at her: “Don’t worry, Chief Pan Grandpa Pan, Zhou Xuan will not let you take risks alone. I will accompany you, as your entourage has been arrested.”
Zhou Xuan really won the hearts of the people. After saying this, what else can Pan Yujiao say? Her beautiful eyes stared at Zhou Xuan and said, "Pan Yujiao is sent by the county magistrate."
Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing looked at each other and said, "Although this plan of Zhou Jungong is wonderful, the miscellaneous families think it is still too risky. A wise man is always worried about it. There are always mistakes and unexpected things. With the dignity of Zhou Jungong, he went deep into Quanzhou City. If he fails, it will be out of control."
Zhou Xuan knew that Chen Yanshou was so treacherous that he refused to do his best to be a front pawn, so he said, "Chen Huangmen, Fei Zhonglang, this is an excellent opportunity to destroy Qingyuan. I learned from Xi Erniang that the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian are very close to Qingyuan. Eliminating Qingyuan is equivalent to cutting off one of the arm of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian. Only after pacifying Qingyuan will our country send troops to help the Southern Han deal with Zhang Sheng. Prince Liu must agree with my clever plan. After success, the two of them can be said to have made great achievements. It is no problem to be promoted."
Chen Yanshou had no choice but to know that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was obeying Zhou Xuan now, so he had no choice but to nod and said, "I would like to listen to the orders of the county magistrate."
The five Qingyuan warriors looked at each other, but were still afraid and asked them to lure Chen Si'an. They were really scared.
Zhou Xuan'enwei and said, "You don't have to be afraid of it. This plan is foolproof. I am not a casual person. After the plan is completed, I guarantee that you five of you will be awarded the fifth-rank military rank. Your family members don't have to worry about you. Please write your address and main population carefully, and I will arrange for someone to take your family out of the city."
The five Qingyuan warriors knew that there was no way out. The fifth-rank military rank was extremely tempting. They knelt down immediately and said with a sigh: "We and the five of us will swear to follow the county lord to the death."
Prince Xuezhu came leisurely at this time, followed by Xi Erniang. When he saw Zhou Xuan, he sighed repeatedly: "It's wonderful, it's indescribable!"
Zhou Xuan looked at the fat Xi Erniang, and it was hard to imagine what was so wonderful. He said, "This business, Shopkeeper Liu made a big profit. I am too honest and would not ask for a price all over the place."
Prince Xuezhu laughed: "This is called "knowing the goods!" and said: "The name Xi Erniang is not very good. The shopkeeper has named her "Meizhu". What do you think Zhou Keguan thought this name was obtained?"
"Shaped pig!" Zhou Xuan said repeatedly: "It's wonderful, it's indescribable!"
So Xi Erniang changed her name to Meizhu.
Chapter completed!