【356】Meet the old Taoist again
Xiao Xiawen and Zhang Shuang looked at the living room and were helpless. Gong Zheng was hospitalized, and Gao Yu and Master Du even started to fight every day.
The final exam is about to be held. In the first two days of the final exam, Gong Zheng was discharged. Wang Long and others went to pick up Gong Zheng, Wang Ci, Xiao Xiawen, Zhang Shuang, A Yao, Wang Long, Da Zhong, Gao Yu, Li Lei, and even our great Master Du went there. On the contrary, Gong Zheng's father did not go. Wang Long and Da Zhong's salary was also paid. He removed all the money and renewed the Internet fee for the Da Zhong family. There was still more than 400 yuan, less than 500 yuan. The two brothers didn't think too much about it. While Gong Zheng was discharged from the hospital, they just happened to invite everyone to have a good meal.
Of course, Gao Yu and the others would not be polite, and everyone was in a good mood.
After leaving the hospital, a group of people were chatting and chatting happily. As soon as they left the hospital gate, they were about to celebrate from there, but they heard a voice, "Know astronomy, geography, knowledge about ancient and modern times, fortune telling, fortune telling!"
Then, an old monk in Taoist robe was not young, and he was over fifty years old. He was still holding sixteen white dots on his head and holding a broken pole and rag in his hand. Under the surprised eyes of many people around him, he shook the flag and sneaked to Wang Long and his group.
Da Zhong stretched out his hand and pointed, "Old monk, why is it you again? Where is your BMW?"
"Wrong, I am the 138th generation successor of Zhang Sanfeng." The old monk smiled and touched his beard. "Young man, do you still want to tell fortunes?"
Just as Da Zhong was about to speak, Wang Long grabbed Da Zhong. He looked at the old Taoist priest and said, "How do you calculate it?"
When Wang Long said that he had to settle down, the expression on the old Taoist face had obviously changed a lot, and suddenly he became like a fairy-like crane bone, like a genius. He smiled and touched his beard a few times, "Child, you and I have a fate."
"Fate?" Wang Long smiled, "You and I are quite destined to be together. This is the second time we met."
"Hahaha" everyone around laughed. The crazy old Taoist priest was unmoved. He looked at Wang Long carefully, touched Wang Long's face for a while, took Wang Long's hand and looked around Wang Long. "Your Yin Tang is black, this is an ominous sign. The Baihui acupoint and temple surface are black. This is a sign of violence. Tinggong, fish waist, Lugu, Qingming, Ermen, and the five major acupoints in the human body are filled with blood. The murderous aura is too heavy. In the people, Chengqi, Xiaguan, Fengfu, and prison dragons in the wind pool. This is a sign of ascension and auspiciousness, but prison dragons in the cage need an opportunity."
The old Taoist became more and more excited as he spoke. While he was talking, he also gestured with his hands and feet, "In addition, your Tianding point, Tiancun point, Tianrong point, Tianzhu point, and the fatal point of the Tianzhu point are connected, and the middle septal is missing, which is a sign of many disasters and difficulties." The old Taoist priest suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "No, it's really bad, it's really bad, it's really bad."
"Old monk."
"I am not a monk!" The old Taoist priest looked at Xiao Xiawen seriously. "Young man, please be polite and respectful to me."
Xiao Xiawen smiled, "It's okay, I just want to remind you that there are no Tianzhu acupoints in the human body, so it should be Tianzhu acupoint, four tones, not one tones, you are wrong."
When the old Taoist priest heard, “Is that true?”
"Yes, it must be. If you don't believe it, go home and check it online. I remember where I seemed to have seen it. It must be four sounds, not one sound."
The old Taoist priest nodded, "Okay, even four sounds." Then his face suddenly changed. "No!" He roared, then looked up, looked at the sky, and calculated with his fingers, "Wrong, wrong, little girl, you are all Tianzhu acupoints, but this person's voice was bumpy, and his Tianzhu acupoint had been moved. Now the acupoint on his body is called Tianzhu acupoint. The magic is wonderful and wonderful on his Tianzhu acupoint. The Tianzhu acupoint cannot be connected to the front and back of his four acupoints. This is not good, bad, a disaster, a disaster."
Xiao Xiawen curled her lips, looked at the old Taoist priest opposite her with a contempt look on her face.
"Then you say, how should we change our fortune?"
The old Taoist priest's eyes suddenly narrowed, "Actually, it's not difficult to change your fortune. I can save your life in your most dangerous moment! But it depends on chance and luck!"
Wang Long thought for a while, "Then what kind of disaster is this so-called disaster?"
The old Taoist frowned, stared at Wang Long, looked up and down again, then he screamed "ah" and reached out to cover his head. "No, no, I'm exerting too much force today, and I feel a little unaware of my physical strength. No, no, no."
"Where is Banxian'er still exhausted?"
"What's wrong?" The old Taoist priest looked at Gong Zheng next to him. "I haven't eaten for two days, so I have eaten a few steamed buns. Look, why don't we find a high-end restaurant and sit down and chat while eating? In addition, prepare two bottles of Wuliangye Jiannanchun Guojiao 1573 and so on, so that I can find some inspiration?"
"Do you think we are fools?" Gong Zhengyi pulled Wang Long and said, "Let's go, don't pay attention to this crazy monk."
"Damn, I said, I'm not a monk." The old Taoist priest smashed the wooden pole in his hand hard. "If you don't listen to me, you will definitely ask me again in the future."
"Please talk about it when you want to go to this lie."
"That's right, it's not boring." Gao Yu stretched out his hand and pointed, "You might as well let my brother take you to the city of Never Sleeping to find a woman."
When the old Taoist priest heard this, he immediately smiled, "It's okay to find someone." He was not embarrassed at all, and had a vulgar expression on his face, "Brother Zheng, take me to find a woman tonight? I haven't touched a woman for a long time."
"Tsk~~" This time, the people around him looked at him with only contempt. "I sold you to a duck shop to make you feel analm every night. Do you believe it? You scammer, get away!"
"It's wrong to speak rudely." The old Taoist priest hung up another pair of fairy wind crane bones, looking at Wang Long who had not spoken out on the other side, "Why would you make a deal for you, remind you first, and then make an exchange with you?"
"What transaction? How to prompt?"
The old Taoist priest smiled and stretched out his three fingers, "In three years, you will encounter a great disaster, no one can ask for, no one can help you. I can overcome this difficulty."
"Then what will I exchange for with you?"
"I want to have a meal. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten for two days. I want to eat meat!" The old Taoist priest suddenly had a pleading expression. "Child, stay for the front line, and we'll meet in the future!"
"Hahahahaha" Suddenly, everyone around him laughed and looked at the old Taoist priest with a grievance, "Where is your BMW, aren't you rich?"
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