[067] Rejecting girls will be struck by lightning.
Um.
hehe.
Hohoho.
Hohohohoho.
Fake!
Definitely fake!
The Mikoto Misaka he knew was a beautiful girl who could dance classical dance!
Mikoto Misaka, the one he knew, was a gentle and elegant lady!
Mikoto Misaka, who he knew, was a movement in the movement, and a movement in the quiet...
OK, Su Nan said that he really can't make up any more.
Summarize.
Mikoto Misaka, who he knew, was actually a real tomboy who could look at him with a sarcastic look on his face and then said the words "shameless"!
"Ding bell ding bell ding bell!"
The phone rang again.
Su Nan took a deep breath, looked at the caller ID and answered the phone again, and his mouth quickly opened like a machine gun: "Hello, the call you call in Forbidden City Mobile is reminded that the phone you are dialing is not in the service area and has been shut down due to the owing fee. If you have any questions, please choose according to the voice prompt after a 'beep'."
"beep!"
"I think I am very handsome, please press 1."
"If you want to have a meal with me, please press 2."
"If you want to ask me to watch a movie, please press 3."
"Please press 4..."
...
...
On the other end of the phone: "…"
Forbidden City Mobile Call Reminder?
Is the phone not in the service area? And the phone is out of service due to owed fees?
Then are you talking to the ghost now?
Is your machine gun-like speaking speed funny?
Mikoto Misaka paused for a moment and spoke calmly: "My surname is Su, are you anxious to rent your mouth?"
Su Nan: “…”
Mikoto Misaka on the other end of the phone continued slowly: "If you have the ability, try hanging up my phone. As long as you dare to hang up now, I will dare to watch "Rin Nohara" video in all the dormitories that the general producer is Sunan from the XX Class XX Class, the dormitory number is 0512, and the roommates are Sasuke, Naruto and Sakata Gintoki."
"And all the contents of the second episode of "Nohara Lin" that just played were written by Su Nan!"
"How many male compatriots do you think will kill you?"
...
...
The second episode of "Rin Nohara" program?
The general producer? All the content is written by yourself?
Yes, they were all written by themselves! But so what?
Time, dare you to threaten yourself?
Do you think I, Sunan, are the kind of person who is afraid of your threat?
Do you think I, Sunan, are the kind of person who dare not be yourself because of your threat?
Su Nan curled his lips disdainfully.
His answer is, yes!
He is such a person!
Why would you rather die than surrender? A person who knows the current affairs is a hero!
A true man is to bend and stretch!
Su Nan quickly changed his words: "Beautiful Mikoto, we have something to discuss... Girls should not threaten others casually, it is too rude."
The other end of the phone called and soon changed back to a serious voice: "Did you admit it?"
Su Nan was stunned: "What admits? What admits?"
"Acknowledge that you are the chief producer of "Rin Nohara" program."
"...What did you say? The wind is too strong here, I can't hear it clearly. Doudou... Oh, the phone has no signal...hello...hello?"
The sister on the other end of the phone suddenly had the urge to slap him to death: "Is it too late to deny it now? Don't worry, I won't say it out loud. You have to be glad now, fortunately not many people know you, otherwise it's a question whether you can survive tonight."
"..." Su Nan was stunned and didn't understand why Mikoto Misaka said that.
Even the second episode of the show is just called "Men's Lies".
Nothing wrong.
If he remembered correctly, in his three-dimensional world, the barrage was basically "kneeled", "too accurate", "all hit", "my knee was shot again", "prerequisite is that you have a girlfriend", etc. Comments like this.
Why is it going to be a personal attack now?
Why do male compatriots beat themselves to death?
This is unscientific!
Mikoto Misaka on the other end of the phone seemed to feel the depression of Su Nan, and smiled softly before speaking: "Okay, let's talk to you about the serious matters."
Southern Jiangsu is confused.
"Actually, there is something I want to ask you for help."
Without thinking, Su Nan spoke directly: "I refuse."
“…I haven’t said anything.”
Su Nan spoke to his phone without hesitation: "It is because you haven't said anything yet, so it's easier to refuse. Otherwise, it will be difficult to refuse when you really say it out loud, so I chose the former."
Mikoto Misaka twitched the corner of her mouth: "Will you believe that if a girl refuses, she will be struck by lightning?"
Su Nan: "...Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway."
Very cheap, too cheap.
It's so cheap!
Is there any gentlemanly demeanor?
How did you live to this day when you are so mean?!
She couldn't help but start to wonder what kind of mentality a person who was so mean on the other side of the phone wrote such classic works as "Birds and Fish", "Quiet Night Thoughts", and "Water Temperament Song Head"!
Mikoto Misaka tried hard to keep the urge to drop the phone, resisted the urge to slap him to death, and tried hard to calm himself down.
"Can you do a favor?"
"You beg me...? If you don't say it, how could I know you want to ask me for help? Even if you want to ask me for help, you must say it! How could I know if you don't say it! What, hey? Oh, it's too windy here, I can't hear it clearly."
"...Su's surname, I'm telling you clearly that you have to help, and you have to help if you don't. You probably don't know how many people in the entire S University are watching the video of "Nehara Lin"? Believe it or not, I will announce your dormitory number on the forum tonight!"
"Beauty, you heard it wrong. What I just said was, how could I refuse the request of a lady like your lovely and beautiful?"
Yay.
Not to draw.
Do you have to get angry before you can submit?
I have to call you the surname Su, and you will know why the flowers are so red?
Mikoto Misaka drank a sip and slowly spoke: "In the welcome party in seven days, you will go on stage with me, and you will sing the song you sang in the dance room before! I will dance with you. That's it. I will communicate with you specifically after the public class tomorrow, and that's it."
...
“Dududu…”
The phone was hung up. Su Nan was stunned for a moment. He looked at the phone screen that had been "cut off" on his phone, and was furious.
What was decided like this? He didn't agree yet, okay?
Welcome party? What is that?
Do you still have to go on stage and sing?
Demacia!
Brother, I really don’t have time! That welcome party...
Su Nan stood by the street and hummed a song with a calm look on his face.
"There is a girl who is a little willful and a little arrogant."
"There is a girl who is a little rebellious, and she is a little crazy..."
Chapter completed!