【Chapter 341】Master, are you pregnant?(1/2)
Hey.
The audience was happy.
No sponsor?
You are so arrogant when you don’t have a sponsor, because you are afraid that others will know that no one will sponsor your show!
Other programs are afraid that they have too few sponsors, so they will report to each other.
Do you want to be so honest? Hahahaha.
Unlike the laughter of the audience, Mikoto Misaka frowned slightly when she heard this.
No sponsor?
Wouldn't that mean...
Misaka Mikoto frowned and happened to be seen by Asuna. The corner of her mouth curled slightly and replied with a smile: "Miko-chan, you don't have to worry too much. That kid... is very smart and will never do a loss-making business. Don't look at the layout of the scene, including clothing props, I'll bet..."
"This kid will earn back ten times or twenty times!"
Misaka Mikoto was stunned for a moment, she turned her head and looked at Asuna, and said nothing.
But Kirito on the side said with a smile: "Misaka, don't worry, based on my understanding of Su Nan and the others..."
"They don't know what ultimate move they are holding on to and haven't used it..."
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...
Back to the stage.
When the four-wheel drive fighter saw that the audience was amused by Haki Kakashi's words, "Anyway, there are no sponsors and names for our show." He coughed seriously.
The audience also stopped laughing.
The four-wheel drive fighter spoke solemnly: "We are a serious debate program..."
Haki Kakashi quickly pressed the small bell in front of him, and a crisp sound suddenly made. At the same time, he grinned (with a mask) and shouted: "I can't listen anymore, so just pull it slowly."
Naoki Mizuno received: "The theme is called "Blind Talk."
Ha ha ha ha.
Too funny.
The audience burst into laughter again.
...
Backstage, Naruto and Sakata Gintoki finally breathed a sigh of relief. At the last critical moment, the guy Su Nan finally appeared and is now sitting in the contestant's seat, and the opening effect is quite good.
No matter what, this program is the first program created by Su Nan and the three of them. They all hope that this program can be successfully completed smoothly!
Beside the two of them, Uzumaki Kushina nodded with her waist.
"The show started well and the effect was pretty good. Who thought of this?"
When Naruto heard this, his eyes lit up and he couldn't help but straighten his back: "How is it? Mom? My dance just now was pretty good, right? Let me tell you, I've practiced this dance for a long time. Has it scared you?"
"..." Kushina Uzumaki held her forehead and said, "Silly kid, I'm asking about this opening dialogue line, what does it have to do with your dancing."
Naruto: "…"
Mom!
You are my real mother!
What you said...is right.
Sakata Gintoki covered his mouth and chuckled softly, glanced at Naruto who was "stripped". Just as he was about to call out the word "auntie", he suddenly seemed to think of something, and the word "auntie" was changed to "sister".
"Sister... these dialogues were all thought of by Su Nan."
“Including planning of the entire program.”
"We are just responsible for showing all these things."
When Kushina Uzumaki, who heard the name "sister", touched her cheek happily, her face turned slightly red and shy, said, "Hate... What sister is not sister, I'm so old. Sakata Gintoki, your mouth is so sweet."
Sakata Gintoki smiled: "Sister, your skin is so well maintained. I can guarantee that if it weren't for my knowing Naruto, I really think you're only eighteen years old this year."
Uzumaki Kushina became even more shy: "Hate~~"
Sakata Gintoki gestured a ‘V’ gesture.
Naruto Uzumaki couldn't help but be stunned as he listened to their conversation: "..."
Enough!
That's really enough!
Sakata Gintoki, you are shameless!
You're lying without a trace, right?
This is my mom!!
Do you want to take advantage of me if you call my mother a sister?
besides.
Mom...
How old are you? If you don’t look in the mirror, do you see how thick your foundation is? That bastard from Sakata Gintoki said, “You are eighteen years old, do you really believe it?”
These words were originally all Naruto's words deep in his heart, but for some reason, he murmured and said all these words.
The next second, blood-red hair soared into the sky.
In Naruto Uzumaki's eyes, the 'amateful' mother in front of her was filled with a strange black aura. Naruto could hardly see his mother's face clearly, and could only see those two eyes... flashing...
Weird light.
Naruto became depressed for a moment and retreated tremblingly.
Mom...
I was wrong.
I never dared to do it again.
I never dare to say these words again...
Fortunately, the progress of the program saved him, and the four-wheel drive fighter on the stage spoke in time: "Every episode, we will invite a goddess, so who will be the one we invited in for the first episode today?"
Sakata Gintoki hurriedly shouted in the backstage: "Sister Kushina, it's your place, Naruto's account..."
Before he finished speaking, the black aura on Kushina Uzumaki suddenly disappeared, but instead turned with a shy smile and went upstairs under the guidance of the staff.
Naruto breathed a sigh of relief: "..."
Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes: "Haha, there must be a limit to committing death."
Naruto: "…Ph, Gintoki, you are shameless."
Sakata Gintoki: "Oh? Hoho."
Naruto: "…Haha, your sister."
Sakata Gintoki: "You can't live if you commit sins."
Naruto: "…Ph, shameless."
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...
The audience was also stunned after hearing the introduction of the four-wheel drive fighter.
goddess?
What goddess?
Isn’t this program without sponsors? If there is no sponsor, this program should have no funding? Moreover, this program list looks at the venue layout and the two mentors Haki Kakashi and Hatsuki Mizuno, who invited him to take charge, shouldn’t it cost a lot of money?
Where can I still hire a goddess if I get the funds?
Everyone couldn't help looking in the direction of the background.
Full of doubt and curiosity.
However, the next second, when Uzumaki Kushina appeared in their sight, the audience was boiling again!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Mr. Hakumizumaki's wife!!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!! Kushina, the songs you sang at S University welcome party are so good!!"
"Kushina, Kushina!"
"Kushina, Kushina!"
To be continued...